<> <> <> ( We has not teh daize ) (Frankly I have no idea what day it is.) <> * Ian does a half-turn and lasers a Purple, ninja-penguin style. 2d6-4 (... daiit) -sourdough.sandwich.net:@#atc2- Chamelaeon invited Dicesuke into channel #atc2. * Dicesuke (dice@ip68-13-166-245.om.om.cox.net) has joined #atc2 2d6-4 * Dicesuke throws the bones for Ian (2d6-4) and gets a natural 10 for a result of 6. (Yes.) <> (<_<) (...you make no sense!) (*explodes*) <> "Can't stop me forever, bright boy..." <> "... oh dear." <> * Vera backflips away from Malcom, firing as she does so. 2d6-5 * Dicesuke throws the bones for Vera (2d6-5) and gets a natural 10 for a result of 5. * Threnody just... keeps grinning. He doesn't respond to Dorian, however. Why? Because he is methodical at the core, and saves the most fun for last. Instead, he just grins -- ferally -- and launches himself at an unharmed purple in a ducking dash, almost like a boxer's, before rising up and drawing Guren in a bright flash of silver and, hopefully, red. His aim? Nothing less than decapitation. ( I've got extra attacks, too. Always forget about that. ) (Hm. 2nd ed doesn't have anything more than 'attack to vital spot'. Of course, they include the brain there.) (I'll rule clean decap as a straight 4 penalty. It's not that small a target.) (Counting or not counting Accuracy's penalty reduction?) ( brb ) (Not counting.) (Actually, I take that back. (5 penalty. 1 for style.) 2d6-2 * Dicesuke throws the bones for Threnody (2d6-2) and gets a natural 6 for a result of 4. (SLASH'D) <> ( Back ) ( And I'll hold for the moment. ) <> ( Directs Cham to /msg ) (Sorry, working on it) 2d6-6 * Dicesuke throws the bones for Vera (2d6-6) and gets a natural 8 for a result of 2. 2d6-4 * Dicesuke throws the bones for Vera (2d6-4) and gets a natural 4 for a result of 0. 2d6-5 * Dicesuke throws the bones for Vera (2d6-5) and gets a natural 9 for a result of 4. <> <> 2d6-6 * Dicesuke throws the bones for Vera (2d6-6) and gets a natural 5 for a result of -1. ( Yah <.< >.> ) ( Annnd, got to afk for a bit, brb ) (Oh, right! Defending!) (*spins*) (Still just bullets?) (Yeah) 2d6-4 * Dicesuke throws the bones for Threnody (2d6-4) and gets a natural 4 for a result of 0. * Fitzroy hides in his rubblefort and goes turret happy on the alley purples. * Threnody doesn't even turn to look. He just snaps out the hand with the bokken and Mace Windus the bullet right out of the air. 2d6-2 * Dicesuke throws the bones for Fitzroy (2d6-2) and gets a natural 9 for a result of 7. <> (miss) (Does this mean you have heavy weapons, Roy?) <> (Too much time playing Halo 10 EX Neo Alpha Rage Super Turbo Kombat Gold, I guess.) <> * Ian nonchalantly lasers his Purple again, whistling "Another One Bites the Dust." 2d6-4 * Dicesuke throws the bones for Ian (2d6-4) and gets a natural 8 for a result of 4. (Cham had me use computers-balistics) <> (U SUX) <> 2d6-4 * Dicesuke throws the bones for Ian (2d6-4) and gets a natural 4 for a result of 0. (NINJA PENGUIN, I tell you.) <> (Uh, just a sec. It's Rose's pose on MotM. ^_^ How many purples left?) (Three.) (No problem, Vera's afk) 2d6-12 * Dicesuke throws the bones for Katherine (2d6-12) and gets a natural 11 for a result of -1. ( Back ) * Threnody apparently doesn't like Ian being picked on. Or maybe he's just, you know. Crazed with some sort of bloodrage. Regardless, the second Dorian comes off his attack with Ian, Thren is there, both swords at the ready. "Don't go attacking peons, kitten," he says, green eyes flashing wildly. "Stay and play with me!" Cackling like a lunatic, he swipes both swords down in front of him in an X-shape. (Note: IRC char buffer < MotM average posing length. ^_^;) 2 2d6-4 * Dicesuke throws the bones for Threnody (2 2d6-4) and gets a natural 5 for a result of -1 1. 2d6-1 * Dicesuke throws the bones for Vera (2d6-1) and gets a natural 9 for a result of 8. (Slashity smackity.) <> <> (Also, Ian, I'm almost sorry I called you a peon.) (Almost? ;_;) (I'm not a peon, I'm an emperor! Wak.) <> 2d6-4 * Dicesuke throws the bones for Vera (2d6-4) and gets a natural 7 for a result of 3. (Desc your dodge0 * Vera hangs onto her hat as she rolls to one side before Malcom can come down on her. <> <> 2d6-6 * Dicesuke throws the bones for Vera (2d6-6) and gets a natural 7 for a result of 1. 2d6-4 * Dicesuke throws the bones for Ian (2d6-4) and gets a natural 9 for a result of 5. 2d6-4 * Dicesuke throws the bones for Threnody (2d6-4) and gets a natural 6 for a result of 2. * Threnody catches the bullet in his teeth like Lassie. (Alright, not really, but wouldn't that be badass?) (... fairly certain Lassie never managed that, unless there was a "Lassie on the Streets: Lassie Meets PCP" show or something) <> * Ian spins neatly away from the shot. * Fitzroy calms down a little this time and tries to aim a bit more. He shoots at the group of purples entering the area. 2d6-2 * Dicesuke throws the bones for Fitzroy (2d6-2) and gets a natural 6 for a result of 4. (got it) <> <> * Ian looks at the closest Purple and lets out a fearsome battle cry of "WAK." 2d6-4 * Dicesuke throws the bones for Ian (2d6-4) and gets a natural 6 for a result of 2. (Ian fails every successive roll for the rest of the game.) (But the Purple is still lasered.) <> <> "Blasted good cut... pity. I like this YAH." <> ( I like that YAH too ) (Hm. I'm on my second defense, too, aren't I.) 2d6-3 * Dicesuke throws the bones for Threnody (2d6-3) and gets a natural 6 for a result of 3. (Parried!) (Desc it) * Threnody just grins, making another effortless-looking parry... rather like his mother in execution, actually, holding his katana vertically and diverting the point of the jab off to the side like water flowing around a rock. "Heehee... wow, you're terrible at this!" <> (It would've been funnier if he said, "Teehee!") * Threnody is still giggling like a lunatic as just flows right on with the motion of the parry. "Here, lemme show ya." Keeping the katana low to hopefully block Dorian from making any speedy interrupts of his own, he swings the bokken low in a sweeping chop at Dorian's legs. If it hits, great, but it's actually just a feint for the: "HEADBUTT!" *WHAM* * Vera diverts her attention from Malcom long enough to blast that purple that keeps shooting her. 2d6-5 * Dicesuke throws the bones for Vera (2d6-5) and gets a natural 9 for a result of 4. 2 2d6-4 * Dicesuke throws the bones for Threnody (2 2d6-4) and gets a natural 5 for a result of 2 1. (Yep, yep.) ( Teehee! *pinky-flip* ... you went Super-Saiyan and began to mince. Nice powerup.) (Unsubtle clarification: Thren fights like his mom when he's in crazy mode. Sort of. Isis probably wouldn't have headbutted, but she had Extra Attacks and all I have is Two-Weapon Style.) (It is like 80 degrees in here. If the fucker downstairs doesn't turn down his gas I will kick him in the crotch until he can't think enough to play Chopsticks.) <> (Purple dies, Dorian takes both hits) (I dunno. I hit him in the legs and then I headbutted him.) * Vera darts to the side as she fires at the Purple. The bullet hits him in the gut, introducing him to the concept that intestines are stringy things that spill out of your gut when your flesh isn't there to hold them in. * Threnody hits Dorian in the legs with the wooden sword, nice and hard, and then cackling gleefully drives his forehead into the other telepath's with impressive force, grinning as he recoils back into stance. "There!" ( How's that? ) (Hooray!) <> 2d6-6 * Dicesuke throws the bones for Vera (2d6-6) and gets a natural 8 for a result of 2. <> 2d6-4 * Dicesuke throws the bones for Ian (2d6-4) and gets a natural 4 for a result of 0. * Ian does a neat forward somersault, evading the Purple's attempt to get friendly. <> * Fitzroy sends a spray of bullets, or whatever this thing shoots, down the alley hoping to mow down some incoming purples. 2d6 * Dicesuke throws the bones for Fitzroy (2d6) and gets a natural 7 for a result of 7. (bah, not quite) <> <> * Ian turns and strikes! 2d6-4 * Dicesuke throws the bones for Ian (2d6-4) and gets a natural 11 for a result of 7. (Just barely.) <> <> (Haha! Sorry.) 2d6-4 * Dicesuke throws the bones for Threnody (2d6-4) and gets a natural 7 for a result of 3. (Desc yer doodge) * Threnody continues laughing madly, simply stepping to the side and letting Dorian's slice cut through the air where he used to be. He leans in close, leering at the other telepath. "Ohoho, gutsy! Haha, I made a pun." And then he licks his sword again! "Shame I'm not fated to kill ya, but I can sure try!" <> * Vera turns her attention to Malcom, having disposed of the Purple. She points both her guns, arms crossed, at Malcom, and fires each. ( Energy first ) 2d6-5 * Dicesuke throws the bones for Vera (2d6-5) and gets a natural 4 for a result of -1. 2d6-5 * Dicesuke throws the bones for Vera (2d6-5) and gets a natural 7 for a result of 2. (I'll get to your after Thren goes, Vera. Sorry for the delay) 2d6-1 * Dicesuke throws the bones for Threnody (2d6-1) and gets a natural 4 for a result of 3. (That's a make!) * Threnody waggling his index finger cheerily at Dorian, Thren is all smiles. "Scusi, ey?" In the blink of an eye he's running for Malcolm, actually almost running UP his nifty tree-trunk legs and in a single fell stab sticking his katana deep into the burly cyborg's shoulder. "Ah... just like opening sardines... ha ha HAAAAAAAAAA hahaahaaaaa..." <> <> <> * Fitzroy takes a shot at the crowd, now that they're in the open. 2d6-2 * Dicesuke throws the bones for Fitzroy (2d6-2) and gets a natural 6 for a result of 4. (hit, regular shot) <> <> * Ian takes a Purple! Although he shoots Malcolm a hungry glance. "Did someone say sardines?" 2d6-4 * Dicesuke throws the bones for Ian (2d6-4) and gets a natural 10 for a result of 6. (Is that a hit?) (Yup.) (Ian's becomming immersed.) (Quick, someone shoot him to shock him out of it.) <> <> "It ... can't. WON'T be that easy!" (Vera, make a mind roll, mind shield helps.) ( That include the headband? ) (Forgot. -2 bonus for headband.) 2d6-2 * Dicesuke throws the bones for Vera (2d6-2) and gets a natural 9 for a result of 7. ( Nope ) (Don't worry, V.) (I have... a Plan.) (Mweh heh.) (Oh god.) <> <> (Fucking Monacle. Fucking Dorian.)\ (*sweet smile*) * Threnody blinks, sitting atop Malcolm. That's a familiar tingling in the back of his neck. And oh look! He's all crazy so he has no ethics about his powers. Slipping off the huge cyborg, he walks up to Dorian and smiles a little too broadly. And... he slips off his circlet. * Threnody sidles up to the other telepath, almost langurously. "Hey... that looks like fun. Heyhey... you wanna see what's in MY cabeza? DO you?" And then he basically attempts to FORCE his thoughts onto Dorian. Hardcore. Craziness and all. 2d6-4 * Dicesuke throws the bones for Threnody (2d6-4) and gets a natural 6 for a result of 2. (OH yes.) (By a landslide.) <> * Vera shakes her head to clear it. <> (Ooooh, I bet I'm at a fun penalty.) (But of course, won't it be fun if I get shot while my brain and Dorian's are dancing? Teehee.) 2d6 * Dicesuke throws the bones for Threnody (2d6) and gets a natural 6 for a result of 6. 2d6-1 * Dicesuke throws the bones for Threnody (2d6-1) and gets a natural 7 for a result of 6. 2d6-4 * Dicesuke throws the bones for Ian (2d6-4) and gets a natural 7 for a result of 3. * Threnody amazingly throws a hand with the bokken, still locked in a grinning stare with Dorian, but having enough presence of mind to at least deflect one of the shots. The second, however, gets through, sinking deep into his side. For his part, Thren doesn't seem to care. He might actually be enjoying it. He... appears to be humming. (THat was supposed to be 2d6+1 but it failed anyway.) (Vera>) ( Oops ) 2d6-6 * Dicesuke throws the bones for Vera (2d6-6) and gets a natural 6 for a result of 0. <> * Fitzroy rains bullets uppon the latest crowd of Purples. 2d6-2 * Dicesuke throws the bones for Fitzroy (2d6-2) and gets a natural 4 for a result of 2. (hit) <> * Katherine (Mechalink@ip70-171-178-187.om.om.cox.net) Quit (Ping timeout) * Ian makes a spirited attempt to reduce it to four! *slice* 2d6-4 * Dicesuke throws the bones for Ian (2d6-4) and gets a natural 10 for a result of 6. (Made.) <> (Oh, what to do...) * Vera points her guns at Dorian, though she doesn't fire... yet. ( Holding ) (*nod*) * Threnody is actually shuffling from side to side, smiling absently. "Wheeeee, your head is EMPTY. Just like Kataki. Nothin' but greed, so easy to understand." He actually leans backwards, looking at Vera upside down. "Now, see, I'm COMPLEX. I am all the mysteries of creation. And you should shoot him 'cause it'd be ironic since the girl with the abandonment issues said you were supposed ta kill this guy." (Maintenance.) * Vera shrugs. "Okay." She shoots! 2 2d6-5 * Dicesuke throws the bones for Vera (2 2d6-5) and gets a natural 3 for a result of 3 -2. <> <> (Am I still penalty-ed?) 2d6-6 * Dicesuke throws the bones for Vera (2d6-6) and gets a natural 8 for a result of 2. 2d6-4 * Dicesuke throws the bones for Ian (2d6-4) and gets a natural 8 for a result of 4. (Thren - no, you're no longer coupled.) 2d6-4 * Dicesuke throws the bones for Threnody (2d6-4) and gets a natural 6 for a result of 2. (Ian: Another dodge.) (Destined, indeed) < 2d6-4 * Dicesuke throws the bones for Ian (2d6-4) and gets a natural 5 for a result of 1. (Thppt) (I don't have Extra Defenses, JSYK.) <> (What's left on the field?) (4 Purples.) * Fitzroy shoots him some-a them thar purples! 2d6-2 * Dicesuke throws the bones for Fitzroy (2d6-2) and gets a natural 9 for a result of 7. (or not) <> ('s lahk shoo'in a greas'd puhrpul!) (...what?) (CALC. IF YOU ARE PLAYING EVERQUEST I SWEAR TO CHRIST I WILL DISEMBOWEL YOU PERSONALLY) 2d6-4 * Dicesuke throws the bones for Ian (2d6-4) and gets a natural 6 for a result of 2. (I'm playing cough-my-lungs-out. x_x) (You only need the one, probably.) (Also a banned game.) <> * Vera aims at a Purple and fires. 2 2d6-5 * Dicesuke throws the bones for Vera (2 2d6-5) and gets a natural 9 for a result of -1 4. (Oh, how many purples left?) (Two, now.) (Well, three before Vera's hit.) * Threnody giggles playfully, slings his circlet back on, and leaps at a Purple, sheathing the bokken in a belt loop and placing his left hand behind the hilt of the katana, looking to simply gore the poor thing on it like satay. But he's *looking* at Vera. "Hey, you know... do you have, like... a couple hundred sisters? You look kinda familiar." 2d6-3 * Dicesuke throws the bones for Threnody (2d6-3) and gets a natural 10 for a result of 7. (Oooh, swing and a miss.) (He was looking the wrong way.) <> <> 2d6-4 * Dicesuke throws the bones for Ian (2d6-4) and gets a natural 10 for a result of 6. (Dodge then turn, Ian) * Ian dodges and turns! Chop Chop Master Purple. (Go. D:<) 2d6-4 * Dicesuke throws the bones for Ian (2d6-4) and gets a natural 5 for a result of 1. * Vera eyes Thren as she fires. "Er... what?" <> <>>