<> <> <> <> d6+6 d10+6 ( Dice! ) (No dice.) (Needs dice.) (BOLLOCKS) *** Dicesuke (akodomakot@ip68-13-166-245.om.om.cox.net) has joined #atc2 *** Chamelaeon sets mode: +v Ian d6+4 * Dicesuke throws the bones for Fitzroy (d6+4) and gets a natural 6 for a result of 10. 1d6+11 * Dicesuke throws the bones for Katherine (1d6+11) and gets a natural 4 for a result of 15. d6+7 * Dicesuke throws the bones for Ian (d6+7) and gets a natural 6 for a result of 13. d6+5 * Dicesuke throws the bones for Rochelle (d6+5) and gets a natural 5 for a result of 10. ( Dice! ) ( Erm ) d6+6 * Dicesuke throws the bones for Vera (d6+6) and gets a natural 2 for a result of 8. ( Is what I meant to do. ) d10+6 * Dicesuke throws the bones for Threnody (d10+6) and gets a natural 10 for a result of 16. ( But that blows. Meh. ) (I R TEH SPEEDY) (... why are you Buffyrolling? ._.) (Oh, heh.) (12.) (I'm keeping my highest-on-the-die roll, damnit. *fistshake*) *** Chamelaeon changes topic to 'Kat, Ian, Chibi One, Thren, Kataki, R&R, Vera' (And Nuriko?) (SHE IS DEAD. D:<) *** Chamelaeon changes topic to 'Kat, Ian, Chibi One, Neko, Thren, Kataki, R&R, Vera' <> * Katherine had brought both her arms up to fire just a momnet ago and follows through! A pair of lasers strike out from her arms. Okay, one from her palm, one from her arm. Details, details. 2d6-3 * Dicesuke throws the bones for Katherine (2d6-3) and gets a natural 5 for a result of 2. 2d6-3 * Dicesuke throws the bones for Katherine (2d6-3) and gets a natural 6 for a result of 3. (Er, -2. Still makes by 2 and 1.) (Armor slicer and the palm one.) <> <> * Ian is way the hell back, at long range. He crouches down, glaring at the Chibi One...opens his beak, and lets out an incredible keening WAK. 2d6-5 * Dicesuke throws the bones for Ian (2d6-5) and gets 7, a CRITICAL FAILURE!!! "Hey, a failure. Oh, by the way... I heard what you've been saying about me." (...I still made that. Kind of.) (Karma.) (Karma karma karma karma.) (Ha ha. Deserved.) (*does the "Karma!" dance*) <> 2d6-2 * Dicesuke throws the bones for Ian (2d6-2) and gets a natural 9 for a result of 7. (What's the target on that, Body?) (aye) (Missed by one.) (It's too late to take Luck, isn't it? <_<) (Yes.) (TAKE YOUR PUNISHMENT LIKE A MAN.) <> * Ian curses, quite loudly. <> 2d6-4 * Dicesuke throws the bones for Katherine (2d6-4) and gets a natural 5 for a result of 1. 2d6-2 * Dicesuke throws the bones for Katherine (2d6-2) and gets a natural 9 for a result of 7. 2d6-1 * Dicesuke throws the bones for Katherine (2d6-1) and gets a natural 7 for a result of 6. (Er, -0. SOrry. STill a make on all three.) (Desc your dodge) * Katherine jets back out of the way of the first tentacle and weaves around the second as she plants her foot, then s forward and to the side slightly to just brush past the third with a, "Ha!" <> * Threnody doesn't move, watching his brother carefully and intently. He doesn't speak, feeling he's said all he needs to say, and instead holds his bokken in front of him, horizontally, just below chest level. (Full defend) <> "I noticed you lost your sword, so I got you a new one. Happy belated birthday." <> <> (Was I supposed to defend or just catch it? ^_^) (It's a bomb! Get down!) (You can do either, I suppose!) * Fitzroy is focused on not getting squished. So, to try and avoid the battle, he hurries over to see if he can help Hettie. <> * Rochelle steps back and closer to Hettie, keeping her pistol up in case... uh... in case of random monster attack? Well then. She fires at the !random monster! 2d6-2 * Dicesuke throws the bones for Rochelle (2d6-2) and gets a natural 8 for a result of 6. (DR1) 2d6-2 * Dicesuke throws the bones for Rochelle (2d6-2) and gets a natural 9 for a result of 7. 2d6-1 * Dicesuke throws the bones for Fitzroy (2d6-1) and gets a natural 10 for a result of 9. (Eh, miss.) (nope, for mine) <> <> * Vera stomps over to the Chibimonster. She casually draws a crowbar from her duster and brings it down, both hands, towards the thing's head. 2d6-3 * Dicesuke throws the bones for Vera (2d6-3) and gets a natural 7 for a result of 4. (Vera, of the Halflife school of extradimensional being destruction.) (THIS IS MY CROWBAR THERE ARE MANY LIKE IT BUT THIS ONE IS MINE) ( d00d. 4hits 4gibs. ) <> ( I wasn't done ; ; ) (I think V has two attacks now.) (Right! Right.) * Vera isn't done! She lifts the crowbar and brings swings it towards the side of the thing's head. He liked that so much, he can have another. 2d6-3 * Dicesuke throws the bones for Vera (2d6-3) and gets a natural 7 for a result of 4. <> <> (...that's beautiful.) ( >.> ) * Katherine cuts across the thing's... uh... line of fire? Laying down more laser fire from the side that doesn't involve shooting through Vera. The same two beams strike out. 2 2d6-2 * Dicesuke throws the bones for Katherine (2 2d6-2) and gets a natural 3 for a result of 9 1. (Man, I'm just doing no good with that first one.) <> <> (Am I still pinned?) (Try not to bring down buildings plz) (Lift with those little stubby arms!) (and yes?) * Ian is just vibrating with annoyance, trying to lift the flagpole off himself. "Stupid...WAK! Argh!" >_< <> 2d6 * Dicesuke throws the bones for Ian (2d6) and gets a natural 9 for a result of 9. (Thaaaaat's a no.) <> "GNWAAAAA." <> * Katherine suitcomms, ~ What's with the grunting, Ian? ~ 2 2d6-6 * Dicesuke throws the bones for Vera (2 2d6-6) and gets a natural 8 for a result of 3 2. 2d6-4 * Dicesuke throws the bones for Vera (2d6-4) and gets a natural 3 for a result of -1. ( Madeded ) ~ Trying to lift this damn thing off me. ~ (Desc your dodge, Vera) * Vera weaves in and out of the tentacles, glareing at the thing. "Fuckin' calamari." <> (Will I critfail?) 2d6-6 * Dicesuke throws the bones for Threnody (2d6-6) and gets a natural 3 for a result of -3. (No!) * Katherine grins at Neko's hit as she responds, ~ Space Jesus, Ian, did you get hit by your own flagpole? ~ ~ That, indeed, would appear to be what BLOODY well happened. This may be a cartoon exo but I didn't sign up for cartoon physics! ~ * Threnody reaches out with one hand and snags the thrown object with considerable grace, not turning his head from Kataki for even a second. He's left holding the bokken in his left hand and the swordless hilt in his right. "You have one chance to make this all not happen," he says patiently. "All you have to do is come back with me. Ronnie can do something about it, or Vernon, or... something." (Hold action) <> (heh.) <> 2d6-2 * Dicesuke throws the bones for Fitzroy (2d6-2) and gets a natural 5 for a result of 3. 2d6-2 (Got it this time) * Dicesuke throws the bones for Rochelle (2d6-2) and gets a natural 4 for a result of 2. * Threnody frowns slightly, and gets into a fighting stance, though he doesn't rush Kataki just yet. His fingers are actually gripped around the not-a-sword what was thrown at him, though he has no idea what it is. "Just because you're born into something doesn't mean it's your eternal fate." His eyes narrow. "I think you simply enjoyed it anyway." * Threnody slips the bokken back into his belt loops and holds on to the empty hilt with both hands. "Let's get this over with. Just the hilt is fine for a monster like you." <> ( >.> ) <<... okay, actually it looks nothing at all like that, but you think you get the gist of what she's doing. Looks like she made a mistake in her crosswiring, too.>> Uh, Hettie.. Is that crosswiring what you meant to do? *he points* It doesn't look right. <> "Is succumbing all that bad, really?" <> <> <> "No! I'm being a stupid old woman again." <> "Thanks, Roy. You think you can copy this on but the other lodges itself in one of the grooves Kat scored along the side, causing a warble to be emitted (a G-sharp).>> <> * Threnody grits his teeth. "Succumbing? No. Wallowing? Yes." * Katherine flares to a stop next to the flagpole that's got Ian pinned and grabs it, lifting it up with both clawed hands on a body check she can't... actually fail due to her exo. ~ You're insane, old man. ~ (You could critfail!) * Katherine then shifts her grip on the thing and lets loose with a giant overhand swing towards Lil' Cthulu. (I wonder if that's Mecha Melee. *Cough*) 2d6 * Dicesuke throws the bones for Katherine (2d6) and gets a natural 3 for a result of 3. (It's MEcha Improvised Weaponry, so suck it up.) (That's okay. I still got it.) ~ Oh, gods. Thanks, Kat. ~ <> (What is this, Twin Peaks? Rein it in. c.c) <> (Don't make me pull out the bee dogs.) * Ian rears back, takes a deep breath, and lets out his frustration on the Shoggoth of the Opera. "WAAAAAK!" >_< 2d6-7 * Dicesuke throws the bones for Ian (2d6-7) and gets a natural 11 for a result of 4. * Katherine starts, ~ And that's how you handle a pole, Ia--Jesus fuck! ~ <> 2d6 * Dicesuke throws the bones for Ian (2d6) and gets a natural 8 for a result of 8. 2d6 * Dicesuke throws the bones for Vera (2d6) and gets a natural 10 for a result of 10. 2d6 * Dicesuke throws the bones for Katherine (2d6) and gets a natural 7 for a result of 7. (I only missed by one. >_<) (Missed by two.) (I can't believe you have 6 body.) (What?) ( Missed by 3 ) <> (I think CHam needs a nap.) ( Just one attack? ) (Yes.) <> (He didn't say anything back yet, right?) (No. He didn't.) * Threnody just... waits, at the ready. He's said what he needs to say. This is in fact the exact same pose he made a few turns ago. (Full def) <> "Who's wallowing? Relishing, definitely. Wallowing is for indecisive people." <> (Make the roll.) ( And pigs ) (also: peegs) 2d6-6 * Dicesuke throws the bones for Threnody (2d6-6) and gets a natural 8 for a result of 2. (By a long shot.) 2d6-4 * Dicesuke throws the bones for Threnody (2d6-4) and gets a natural 9 for a result of 5. (Counter also succeeds if he doesn't ninja out of it.) (Desc it) (Up to the attack.) (Also: We' (Thppt. We'll probably run one more whole round of combat after this.) (I can't do anything!) * Threnody half-turns and actually makes to slap Kataki's sword out of the way with the empty hilt; what he gets, however, is a coherent blade of blazing violet light out of nowhere, very Star Wars-y. He looks surprised, for about .5 seconds, before he snaps a kick at his brother's face in retaliation. <> "You like the present? I found it and just knew you'd love it." <> * Fitzroy works on copying Hettie's work on the other side of the machine. * Rochelle stands there, her cat-slit eyes totally out of focus. She doesn't help Hettie, Thren, or the group fighting the little old one. A lot of help she is, really. (Held again.) <> 2d6-3 * Dicesuke throws the bones for Fitzroy (2d6-3) and gets a natural 9 for a result of 6. (just made it) <> (Hettie's.) (His powers of self replication are truly amazing.) (SSSH) (IT'S THE TOM JONES) <> (Soon there will be ARMIES of Roys!.. Just like someone else we know. >.>) * Vera staggers under the force... er... whatever, of the things shout. She withdraws her gun, pointing it at the Old One's head. "Oh yeah? You guys made this thing, right? Let's see how you like a taste of your own medicine!"] 2d6-5 * Dicesuke throws the bones for Vera (2d6-5) and gets a natural 8 for a result of 3. <> (Let's do one more.) <> (Can't act.) (... right.) <> * Katherine lets the pole slip from her hands as she tries to regain her wits with respect to not getting dead. * Ian has been stunned for a little while, and on his turn, flops over backwards. ~ ... I'm going to have a little break. Ground! ~ <> * Ian is not looking so good. ( Holy bajeesus. ) 2 2d6-6 * Dicesuke throws the bones for Vera (2 2d6-6) and gets a natural 7 for a result of 5 1. 2 2d6-4 * Dicesuke throws the bones for Vera (2 2d6-4) and gets a natural 6 for a result of 2 2. (Er... you lose defenses linearly, not that it matters.) ( Oops. That 2nd one should be a 4 ) 2d6 * Dicesuke throws the bones for Vera (2d6) and gets a natural 7 for a result of 7. ( Missed two ) <> <> <> * Threnody blinks. He got equipped with energy sword! One might wonder WHY that is. However, there's no time for doubt in a duel, and so he flips it back around and swings for Kataki's arm, shouting a kiai. 2d6-4 * Dicesuke throws the bones for Threnody (2d6-4) and gets a natural 7 for a result of 3. (Yep!) <> "You remember the old movies mom had, right? 'I can feel your anger.'" <> 2d6-4 * Dicesuke throws the bones for Threnody (2d6-4) and gets a natural 11 for a result of 7. (Just succeeded.) (Desc your block) * Threnody frowns, but moves just as smoothly, turning out of his attack to parry himself by holding the sword behind his back, looking at Kataki over his own shoulder. "Aren't you the one who said getting wrapped up is fine?" <> * Rochelle stays right where she is, zoned out as she is. She's sort of looking in Thren and Kataki's direction, but who's to say if she actually sees them? * Fitzroy continues to work on his side. "Hettie, does this part here look right?" <> "Yeah. Watch the coiling on the left side, though." <> 2d6-3 * Dicesuke throws the bones for Fitzroy (2d6-3) and gets a natural 7 for a result of 4. (winnar) <> <> * Vera is sent reeling by the chibi-squid's blows, but no sooner does she hit the ground than she pops back up, looking none the worse for wear. Indeed, her wounds are closing as quickly as they were opened. "So I was right, huh? You don't like it. Good, have some more!" She fires the alien gun at the monster, twice! 2 2d6-5 * Dicesuke throws the bones for Vera (2 2d6-5) and gets a natural 12 for a result of 2 7. ( 2nd's a crit fail. ) (Hm>) (Vera shoots the portal. World ends.) ( I knock the other flag pole on Ian? ) (BAD END) (BAD END INXEEX.) <> * Vera stares blankly before deciding she should probably move. 2d6-6 * Dicesuke throws the bones for Vera (2d6-6) and gets a natural 5 for a result of -1. (ACtually, ha ha, that one's at +2. @_@) (Was about to say.) (The scenery is out to GET US.) ( Erm.... How so? It's my turn ) ( Well, either way I made it. ) ( Er, no, I didn't, actually <.< ) ( Bad with math ) (... I have no idea how the hell that works and I refuse to look into it now. Ergo I rule it doesn't matter and she makes the dodge.) (I can always hit her with another later. o/`) <> <>