[Day: Thursday Time: 7:55 PM, Tokyo Standard] Zzzz....... [You are all in room 1042 in the club tower, waiting for Nakamura to arrive. He's not late, you're early.] [SESSION START!] (Bastard.) Z.z ( Well shit, I hate being early. ) ... Why did we bother to arrive early. He's always late. * Calvin shrugs and takes a seat. Well, no harm. I always come in early. I sure hope we don't have to deal with something like that Mummy again. * Miyu wakes up slightly... ... not here yet? z.z * Quing shuffles his cards, and deals a new Solitare game. .... ne... let Calvin know I want a book... * Miyu goes back to sleep .. Wonder why she is always so tired. * Calvin quitely slips a book in Miyu's pack. * Calvin silently shushes the rest of the room. Eoi: Paranoia does that to you. A powerful brain like mine requires lots and lots of sleep and rest... Z.z ... Sure. ... Sure. * Quing plays his cards. ... *** Kirby is now known as Nakamura * Miyu begins talking in her sleep... (Or a seperate boxcar to hold your ego) my head is on fire... please put it out... * Nakamura walks in at 8:02. "Sorry I'm late, everyone. (Dear god! She's Sweettooth!) Hello Mr. Nakamura. * Calvin pokes Miyu in the sides. * Miyu wakes up.... * Quing looks at Naka-sensei. "Er... two minutes?" Oh. Hiya. ( It's still late :P ) Hmm? Norii and the vixen's missing. Looks like it... * Nakamura looks around. "Hmm..." Guess they were busy. * Calvin looks vaugely disappointed. * Quing notes Cal's look. "Huh? Don't tell me that you're smitten?" * Calvin gives Quing a puzzled look. Oh well... Remind me to reimburse them later. * Miyu blinks. ? Oh. The pay... * Nakamura hands out checks worth approximately $100 to everyone. Thanks Mr. Nakamura. Hee... Arigatou! * Eoi pockets the check. * Calvin pockets it without a word. * Miyu pockets money (People in Japan are generally paid in cash) The museum curator was very gratful, so he added a little extra for you. * Quing takes the check reluctantly. * Calvin signs briefly. I... don't want this. (The crime rate is That Low) ( Are you arguing with the mighty GM? ) -> *Nakamura* Another assignment tonight? (Just a note for future things. ^_^;) * Eoi attmepts to figure out what Calvin says.. and fails miserably. Need to read more I guess. I want to know what the hell that vamp girl was doing there last night. ..... we were just doing her job... (Our, evne) * Nakamura nods at Calvin. "Yes, but hopefully it won't be as difficult as the last." heh... * Nakamura blinks. "Vampire?" * Calvin looks vaugely dissappointed again. I'm assuming stealing something that will end up biting us in the ass sometime later. .. You didn't hear Mr.Nakamura? Ick * Nakamura shakes his head. Naka: We ran into a girl last night. She had fangs, and sticky fingers. ... explain? After we defeated the Mummy, a vampire woman appeared, stole something from the mummy's sarcfogus, and ran. Took an egg from the coffin, dropped some baddies, and left. Hmm... She left two Skeletons who's asses we had to kick. Tell us more about vampires... Sounds familiar, but... She had to be somethin, cause she left flunkies behind. That's disturbing. ... and better ways to get rid of mummies. -_- I wish we could have stopped her.. Vampires? Well, they come in a variety of types... Varieties? They suck blood. How varied can you get doing that? Physical abilities... Different kinds of magic... Well, it would've been ideal, Eoi, but don't worry too much about it. You were just supposed to stop the mummy. Not so Quing. Quing: According to legends, some Vampires were more like Feral animals.. attack at random.. others had abilitys like turning into Mist or a wolf... Some live on the breath of mortals, for instance. Some just feed from the soul directly. * Quing archs an eyebrow. "Sheesh." There are many variations on practically all legends. Some are false, but you can never be certain. * Miyu nods... .... I don't suppose owning a copy of Vampire: The Masquerade will help at all? ... ... I.. really doubt it. * Calvin makes a blatant symbol for 'NO!' It's doubtful. * Quing smirks at Miyu. "If they battled like that." ..... wasted money. ;-; Games like that tend to create their own stories. Yes, but we all know those games are not real. * Miyu grumbles... Well, what do you guys think what kind that was that we ran into last night? ... maybe I'll find a use for it... ... she seemed awfully cheery. No way of knowing. ... bah. Definitely not the Vampire: THe Masquerade type at all. x.x Those guys are all angsty little whiners... * Calvin shakes his head sadly. ( Of course not. I hate WoD :P ) ( Heh) In any event... * Quing puts the cards away. ... I hope we don't have to deal with Vampires tonight.. Yeah... Tonight's mission may or may not be easier than the mummy was. .... ack... ... Mommy. X.x ^_^ * Calvin signs briefly. -> *Nakamura* Well, give us the briefing. * Quing tries in vain to understand the signs. (BTW. Shake up the dice with BOTH hands, and toss over a large area. Otherwise, the dice keep ending up either all successes or all failures. ^^;) ( Double emoticon. *snerk* ) ( @_@ ) * Eoi ponders buying Calvin a speak n' spell. Er... what's he saying? Let me explain. Mr. Nishida, the man who hired the MC, is the decendant of a family of samurai and owner of an old-fasion home. (That was a sweatdrop thingy) * Miyu blinks. * Eoi nods. Recently, though, it seems a family of Kappa have invaded the pond outside of his house. ... Kappa. ??? * Nakamura nods. Are they hostile? ..... geez. Where are we going to be able to buy cucumbers at this hour? X.x Kappa.. Those are water demons, arn't they? Yeah. Cretaures kind of like a cross between humans and turtles. Very powerful. Nasty buggers. They try to drown people or crush them. Very powerful, yes, but also very stupid. * Calvin brightens! HOwever, their weakness is... cucumbers. They're addicted. .. How many Kappa? Once you push them over and the water on their head is lost... THey're powerless. I'm not sure. Mr. Nishida should be able to give you moe detail. * Calvin sketches out a quick picture of a humanoid turtle with a mask over its eyes and holding a pair of swords. Miyu: I know the second part.. I don't remember hearing the cucumber part. Cal: ... Not that type. ^_^;; ... No calvin, Not the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles. * Miyu blinks. (heh) They love cucumbers. .... maybe we can just bribe them with a crate or so to go away. * Calvin writes under the sketch, "Not pizza?" ... no. Calvin: Not pizza. * Calvin turns the sketch over and writes, "Can we get some pizza anyway?" * Eoi mutters... But how will this pertain to my vison.. While we go out for cucumbers, maybe... Calvin: After we kick some ass. Good idea. I second that. Pizza after the job. * Calvin gives two thumbs up. I agree... Is that all Mr. Nakamura? For the most part. What ever you do, don't take them head on. They're powerful. * Miyu nods... .. Wondeful. We need to find a way to sneak.. ... where's the closets grocery? ... (closest, even) ... Anyone wanna stop and pick up some Cucumbers. Couldn't hurt, y'know. ( Not far from here. ) We're going to need lots of them... That's also a good idea. Makes things easier for tonight. (Wai) Hmm... I'm not so sure about the cucumbers. May be worth a shot, though. ... what do you mean, "not sure" Every single legend agrees that they're all idiotically addicted to the stuff. @_@; Well, I've never heard of any instances like that. Not official ones. (.... it's true, ya know. I've got my Anime Companion right here. ^^;) ( Hush. It's not gonna be that easy. ) ( Not officially :P ) (Not gonna be that easy Miyu) ( I know ) (Brett has to try to murder us all first) ( Heh heh heh.... ) (But I'm just trying to say they WILL have a use... ) I believe Mr. Nishida offered a meal, as well. (.... unless these guys prefer their cucumbers pickled ) Oh? Meal? Kickass. Sort of a bonus, I think. Hee! ^_^ :9 * Quing shrugs. "I'm still goin for a pie." .. Unless he is evil and trying to poison us all, so he can drop us from a plane.. * Calvin peers at Eoi. ... Jesus, I sound like Miyu. Hey! I don't see why he would. Then how would you clear the Kappa? * Calvin cracks up. Calvin: Hard to explain. I'll tell you some other time, in case I am wrong. *** Kirby2 (Brett@n2-198-45.resnet.drexel.edu) has joined #besm *** ChanServ sets mode: +v Kirby2 * Calvin runs off to get his gear. * Eoi grabs his Backpack and Naginata from against the wall. Where is this place Mr. Nakamura? * Nakamura gives Eoi the address. Remember, don't be reckless. They're stupid, but powerful. * Quing puts on his coat, and shuffles his Long Cards, packing them in a coat pocket. * Eoi shows the adress to everyone. Understood sir. Good think Vicki isn't here today.. * Eoi heads outside, hops on his bike and speeds off. Hey! I ain't gotta ride! Wait up! * Calvin rides up on his bike, fully dressed again. * Quing follows out. * Eoi slows down. * Eoi turns around and drives back. Ok. Hop on. Sorry about that. ( How's Miyu getting there? ) * Quing gets on and grumbles. "I'm DEFINATELY getting a bike. SOON." * Eoi shows the address to Calvin. ... I've got a bad feeling about today.. ( Sore wa... ) ... * Eoi speeds off.. * Calvin takes note of the address and speeds away. (... we getting the cucumbers? ^^;) ( Probably not. ^_^;; ) ( You can.. ) ( Up to you guys :P ) ( Yea or nay people? ) (Not I.) ( Heh. Miyu's picking as many cucumbers/pickles as she can before she gets there ) ( I'm not. ) * Dan_Wood is away [autogone:10/l:on] ( I'll get a couple. Why not? ) ( Because they're evil and will try to eat you. ) ( Of course, a quarter or so will be eaten by the time she gets there. They're needed to power her EXTRA POWERFUL BRAIN, you know ) ( her extra powerful ego, you mean. ) ( ^_^ ) ( heh ) ( Alright. Miyu picks up a few bags of cucumbers and a few jars of pickles on the way ) * Eoi stops at the market so Quing can pick up some cucumbers. .... hi Eoi! * Calvin gets there first! * Eoi waits until Quing gets em, then takes off again. Hi Miyu. Hi Calvin... Hmm... * Miyu purchases a bunch. And a few boxes of Pocky. * Miyu also buys some pickles, then waits for the others to leave. [You're all there except Miyu. ] * Miyu arrives as quickly as the GM will allow her... [Miyu is there[ (Wai) Ghh... heavy... (Groovy) Alright, so where's... huh? * Calvin steals a pickle and munches. * Quing turns to look at Miyu. "A little much? Calvin: If we die because you were hungry, I'm so kicking your after-life ass. * Calvin shoulders half of Miyu's load. ... heh.... well, we don't know how many of them there are... Thanks. ^_^ * Calvin pats Miyu's head. [You stand out side the house. It looks old, about 100 years or so] ^_^;;; ( Heh) * Calvin knocks on the door. Eoi: Well, if Miyu's right, you'll have the biggest advantage here. The rest of us smell like pickles. The gate is closed, and it is surrounded by a wall. There's an intercom on the side, though, a newer addition. You poor bastard. * Calvin pusses the intercom button, then. * Eoi presses the button. [Calvin and Eoi fight to press the button.] (What? You mean the intercom wasn't built there with the house? :P ) Hello? (Roll initiative to hit the button) ( No. ) (I just figured, cuz Calvin can't talk and all ((_^) ( Eoi gets the button, then ) The voice of a young woman responds. "Yes?" Ko-.... bombanwa! We are here about the Kappa's.. (Kombanwa, even. x.x) ( /me kick Dem in the nads. ) (What? It's customary to use a formal greeting... ) The voice responds. "Oh! Just a second, I'll open the gate." * Eoi pulls out his Naginata. * Miyu waits.... * Quing puts his hands behind his back. A few minutes later, the gate creaks open, and a young girl about your age, dressed in a kimono stands there. Eoi: Ne, you're gonna scare her. Hello. *** Nakamura is now known as Yuki Hello. * Eoi quickly puts the Naginata away. ( Wah! Nakamura's a crossdresser! ) * Yuki bows politely. "We've been waiting for you." (I never doubted it.) ( He's also... Kirby! ) * Miyu is holding a bag of cucumbers and pickles. (heh) ... Can you show us where the creatures are.. but from a safe distance? * Yuki gestures. "Please come in. My father is waiting..." * Miyu enters.... * Yuki is incredibly cute, btw. :P Um, sure. * Quing follows. * Eoi follows Yuki. (She's cute? She MUST be evil.) * Calvin follows Eoi. ( Yeah ) ( I'm betting she's connected to that vampire ) ( Or the designated victim. ^___^x ) ( Sorry. Lag in the form of annoying roommate and homeless friend. ) (True.) * Yuki shows the group to the door. "Father? The Mystery Club is here..." * Quing groans. "That sounds SO Scooby-Doo..." (... Wasn't that an old 70's cartoon or something.. Sounds familar now that I think about it..) *** Kirby2 is now known as Nishida ( We need a van. ) (Mystery Club was the name of one of those old Scooby-doo ripoff shows.) ( Yeah) (No Vans. Van's bad.) Hello Sir. * Calvin waves. ( But a Nagitana tied to a van will do more damage than a Nagitana tied to a bike ) Hello... Hello. We're here to deal with the Kappa. * Nishida hobbles out of a side room. He is an older man, who limps on one leg and uses a cane. He's not as cute as Yuki. * Calvin munches on another pickle. ( What? Why?) (Aww.) * Miyu frowns... Be careful with those... we have a large, but limited supply... So I've heard. Please, come in and we can talk. What's wrong Miy.. Alrighty. * Miyu walks forth. Miyu: If there are only two kappa, you're taking all of them. :p bah... * Eoi follows Nishida. * Nishida leads you to a room with an old-fashioned low table with no chairs (you kneel next to it, baka), while Yuki heads off in another direction. * Miyu kneels in front of the table... Sir... Yes? What can you tell us of them? * Calvin watches Yuki walk away. * Eoi kneels next to the table. * Yuki comes back, and begins pouring tea for everyone. Thank you... When did they first show up. * Quing archs an eye at Calvin, shrugs, and turns back to Nishida-san. Thank you. About two weeks ago, they just suddenly appeared. ... Do you know what they want? Er, thank you... * Calvin makes a pair of symbols. They've been creating a mess of things since then. They've eaten all of the Koi. What have they been doing? * Miyu frowns... Where exactly are they at the moment? They haven't been very hostile yet, as long as we don't go out there. * Nishida blinks. "I would assume in the pond." Out by the koi? ... what happens if we do? * Yuki finishes pouring the tea and heads off into the kitchen. * Calvin stirs his tea absently with a pickle with watching Yuki walk away. If you stay far enough away from the pond, they typically won't do much... ( @_@ ) * Quing looks at Cal. "Spoon man. Use the spoon." They might try to splash you, maybe... ( Wai! Spoon Man! ) * Calvin shakes himself back to awareness. ... How close is too close. ( Using the power of the SPOONS to fight ) So, who many have you seen Nishida-san? * Calvin takes a sip of his tea and barely holds back a spittake. How close can you go without them getting angry? But if you go near... A few feet, I think. I haven't exactly been testing... ( Er... how many, rather. @_@x ) I'm just a decendant of a samurai. I don't know how to fight. And with my leg like it is... * Miyu nods... ... has anyone tried to go out there, close to them? * Calvin munches on his warm pickle. * Yuki comes back and begins handing out Japanese meals (fish, chicken, etc... prepared in a traditional manner) * Miyu dines in a perfeclty formal manner... * Quing archs his eyebrow. "Hmm?" * Nishida shakes his head. "I haven't contacted the police yet, if that's what you mean." Oh yeah... the dinner... * Calvin munches absently while watching Yuki. * Eoi pokes at his food, but doesn't eat. "not very hungry.. sorry I want to avoid a panic if I can. That is why I called you. * Miyu nods. You did the right thing... * Yuki seems a bit disappointed by Eoi's comment. * Calvin steals food off Eoi's plate. I don't mean to be offensive.. I just don't feel very hungry right now.. As for their number, I've seen four, but I can't say for certain if that's the exact number. * Miyu nods... .. four. Oh joy of joys. * Quing bows and fumbles with the chopsticks a little. "Hmm... Tatsy." .... what else can you tell us about them? * Yuki kneels next to her father when she finishes handing out the plates. ... Do you know if there is anyway we could get close to them without them being able to see us? I don't think I have any more information. * Miyu nods... Eoi: Bait them, of course. *** RDMgryphon (RanDoMs@56k-socal-07-05.dial.qnet.com) has joined #besm [RDMgryphon] How does an anime obsessed student of the SDMN class, with a mad-man for a roommate eat a Reeses cup? SLASH-SLASH! CHOMP! You might be able to sneak up to them, but if you were caught... We got enough bait, if Miyu's right. * Calvin munches a pickle and steals a bit of food from Quing's plate. ( Argh! Daisuke puts infolines in the channel >.< ) (DAMNATION!) Is it their strength that everyone's worried abou- hey! * RDMgryphon (sorry) ( Hush. it's not that big a deal. ) * Quing glares at Calvin. * Calvin sticks his tongue out at Quing. ^o^ * Yuki giggles a bit. * Calvin continues eating. (Looks like Calvin figured out how to charm the lady) * Quing grumbles, and picks a peice of fish from Calvin's plate, popping it in his mouth. ... * Calvin steals from Quing's plate again. * Quing smirks, savoring. "Mmmmm... Delicious.." * Calvin jealously guards his own place. ... Alrighty.. So we've got 4 or more Kappa's to deal with.. * Miyu finishes.. Thank you for the meal. One more thing... Thank you very much for the meal, even if I wasn't hungry, it was a nice offer. * Calvin makes the easily recognizable sign for 'thank you' One of them seemed a bit stronger. Possibly the trieb leader. * Miyu nods... * Quing 's eyes narrow, but he deflates. "The meal was lovely Yuki-san." How did you guage their strength by? * Yuki stands up and starts collecting all of the plates. Thank you... Appearance. Ok.. We've got 4 or more Kappa's to death with, one who is stronger then the rest. * Miyu nods. I wasn't about to test him myself. ... well, we could try talking with them. They've gotten angry, but they haven't quite resorted to violence yet... * Calvin quirks an eyebrow at Miyu. You could... I don't know what kind of response you might get, though. You go offer them some pickles and try to talk to them. Naka-sensei kinda made the impression that peace could be a moot point, them being dumb and all. * Yuki disappears into the kitchen with the empty plates. We shall stand back, and watch what happens. * Miyu nods... Hmm.... I suppose I'll try... Yeah. Bait 'em. Be on your guard, but don't look too hostile. * Quing flinches. "Ouch! What?" * Calvin watches the entrance to the kitchen, absently munching on a pickle. * Miyu blinks. Quing? ... What's wrong Quing? * Quing rubs his head, glaring at a space. "Er... nothin." ... are you sure? ... it could be important.... We don't know all their abilities yet. What happened? That is... geez... ... Quing? * Calvin offers Quing a pickle. * Nishida starts to get to his feet, struggling a bit, but Yuki comes in from the kitchen to help him. Quing? * Calvin helps him up. * Quing looks at Cal, but takes the pickle. "It's .... yeah, it's important." * Miyu nods. ... so, what just happened? Surprised you couldn't sense her before though. It's Nea. * Miyu blinks. ??? ..... the one from last time? ? If you'll excues me... The pond is right outside of here... She's this baka spirit that's been followin me since I was a kid. Nothin but trouble. Ah.. ... oh. ... I'm going to the parlor to rest a bit. ( Miyu, you got any pocky? ) ..... somone stay behind and guard him. ( Yep) .. That's odd. I don't sense a spirit. * Eoi stands up. * Nishida heads towards the parlor. Who's gonna guard him? Hmm.... ... I'll do it. * Miyu nods. .. If someone stays to guard him, we are outnumbered. ... .... hmm.... I can look after him... We already are not a full fighting strength.. * Calvin looks Yuki over. Hmm.... * Yuki blushes. Are you sure you'll be ok Yuki? Yuki-san? You can defend him? * Calvin scribbles a short note and hands it to Yuki. "You're a fighter?" I don't think it'll be a problem... The parlor's on the other side of the house. Ah. * Quing hands her his pack of Long Cards. "Still, no need to be reckless." .. Still, if there is any trouble, Call or Scream or something.. We'll come running as soon as we can. * Calvin shrugs and offers Yuki a pickle. ( Long Cards?) (Long Cards?) ( Tarot, probably. ) (Razor Edged?) * Yuki accepts them both with a thank you. I will. * Miyu nods.. Um... Good luck. * Calvin winks at Yuki. Take these. Somethin weird comes around, say 'Seal Release' and they'll ward and stop whatever spirit it is. ^_- Not too permantent, so get away in that time, kay? heh... If you hear horrible shouts of pain or agony, just ignore them. * Yuki nods. * Yuki bows politely, blushing. She then exits towards the exit her father took. ..... Nea? Mind telling us a bit more about her? [You are alone in the tea room.] .. and why I can't sense her. Er... * Calvin walks toward the exit to the pond. ... and if she's supposedly this guy's granddaughter.... hmm... * Miyu walks... * Calvin is still munching on a pickle. * Quing looks sheepish. "No clue why you couldn't before. She might have just hidden herself like that-" * Eoi follows Calvin. ( Daughter. ) ( Nishida isn't THAT old. ) (Whoops. Sorry ) ( Oh. ) ( He's just got a limp. ) * Quing spins. "Like heck you are! Explain tripping me up the last two battles!" GAH! * Miyu blinks at Quing. @_@; ... Oh, I see. .. Spirit only Quing can sense. That or Quing is insane. -> *Miyu* Got any pocky left? She says she's 'helpful'. She's an annoyance. Grandpa didn't know anything about her either, or at least he wouldn't tell me. * Calvin scribbles a note and hands it to Miyu. "Pocky?" Yeah. Well.. Here we go. * Miyu hands over a box. * Eoi pulls out his Naginata. * Calvin pockets it. * Quing hmphs, but not clearly to who. "Yeah right." Eoi. * Calvin walks out the door to the pond. Not yet... We don't want to look hostile right away. * Eoi puts it away again. * Miyu walks through... * Quing follows. .. You know, you are acting very sane today Miyu. * Eoi follows Calvin. ...... * Calvin pats Miyu on the head. Yeah. Not one ravinga bout aliens. A good day? * Calvin munches on a pickle. I feel tired today... ( -a +s ) * Miyu steps outside. ... well, kappa are... kappa. [The pond is pretty big. It's hard to make out entirely in the lighting, but you can deffinately see a kappa head peeking above waterlevel.] * Eoi waves. Good evening, sir. * Calvin starts walking toward the pond. *** Nishida is now known as Kappa * Eoi holds Calvin back. ... Wait. Let's see what Miyu does first. * Calvin glares at Eoi. Hey, She's the one with the pickles. * Calvin shakes his head sadly. * Calvin holds up his half of the load of pickles and cucumbers. .. True. * Calvin starts walking forward again. ( Does it respond? ) * Calvin takes another pickle and munches. .. Don't get killed Calvin. ( Nope ) * Quing shrugs. "Better she have backup anyway. Just be prepared Eoi." ( It's sitting there, watching. ) * Miyu steps forward a bit... Toss it a pickle. stay close... * Calvin walks toward the pond. * Miyu walks.... * Calvin just sort of ambles toward the pond goodnaturedly. 2d6 * Dicesuke throws the bones for Calvin (2d6) and gets 8. Pleasant evening, isn't it, sir? * Kappa yells "Kappa!" And hurls a wave of water at Calvin. He is drenched completely. (heh..) ... Heh. * Calvin blinks twice. ( Heh) Heh. Looks like your all wet. * Calvin munches on his pickle and keeps ambling forward. Playful, ain't they? * Miyu tosses over a cucumber in a friendly manner. Unless you piss them off. 2d6 * Dicesuke throws the bones for Calvin (2d6) and gets 7. In which case, I'm willing to bet they'd chock the life from your body. (Choke even) Eoi: ... Let's not dwell on that. * Kappa yells "Kappa!" again, this time throwing a small stone, hitting Calvin in the gut. * Calvin exhales forcefully. ( Does it look upset or anything? ) * Calvin straightens up, gets a new pickle, and holds out a pickle in his hand towards the kappa. I think that is upset. * Miyu hands Calvin a cucumber... * Quing looks at Eoi. "Be ready to draw." Calvin, it's going to rip off your hand or something. * Calvin shrugs. They like these. Althogh pickles are related... * Eoi gets ready. * Calvin tosses the kappa a pickle, underhand, in a long, slow arc. * Kappa stands up looking like a turtleman, only uglier, and catches it. "Kap...pa." ( Wai. Slow motion) * Calvin nods his head. * Calvin tosses the kappa a cucumber and takes a step forward. * Kappa bites it, then spits it out. "KAPPA!" (4 Kappas. I say we call em Leo, Don, Mike and Ralph.) ... Geez. ( Shite. I knew we shoulda stuck to cucumber. x.x ) .. Nice work Miyu. * Kappa begins ambling forwards. * Kappa doesn't look happy. Shit. * Quing draws his katana. ..... we were supposed to try the cucumber first! * Eoi draws his Nagainata. * Miyu holds out a pocky. So toss it the damn thing! * Miyu tosses over a pocky and a cucumber. [The cucumber hits the water, ignored by the pressend Kappa.] Oh wondeful. Let's retreat for now. ( and the pocky? ) you know, before they kill us all. * Kappa ignores them, marching towards Calvin. Cal, back up! * Calvin holds out a pickle to the Kappa. ( Both. ) Guys, that sound like a good idea? ( Initiative. ) ... Calvin, it doesn't like Pi.. (SHIT!) d6+6 * Dicesuke throws the bones for Miyu (d6+6) and gets 8. * Quing shouts, "Cal! Fall back!" d6+7 * Dicesuke throws the bones for Eoi (d6+7) and gets 13. 2d6 * Dicesuke throws the bones for Quing (2d6) and gets 11. d6+5 * Dicesuke throws the bones for Calvin (d6+5) and gets 8. (Time to take out Mike) ( At least this one is, for the moment, separated form the others. Let's try to draw it away from the lake... (Until it calls for help) [Eoi's turn] * Eoi rushes forward and slashes at the Kappa. 2d6 * Dicesuke throws the bones for Eoi (2d6) and gets 6. (Hit.) ( Yosh! ) (Defense) ( Oi. ) Guys, Try to retreat.. if we can hold em off long enough.. * Kappa steps neatly aside, still focussing on Calvin. ( Why'd y'all have to go and attack it? ) (I'm not attacking) (... wait. did you guys attack, or just draw your weapons? ) [Kappa's turn!] (Because you kept offering it the damned Pickle. It doesn't LIKE pickles) (We drew our weapons) * Kappa raises it's hands and tries to smash Calvin. "KAPPA!" (I suggest we keep trying to draw it away from the pond ) ( Def roll. ) (I say we retreat) Damn... Cal! Duck! ( Def? I think not. ) Look out Calvin! 2d6 * Dicesuke throws the bones for Calvin (2d6) and gets 7. ( Hit. ) ( Uh... No. ) ( Eh? ) (I think he means he hit the roll.) (Or not. I'm not quite sure ) * Kappa brings both hands down on Calvin, HARD. ( ARGH! I hate trying to remember initiative. ) Cal! ( Init: Eoi, Kappa, Quing, Miyu/Calvin ) ( Brett, bump me up two point on initiative, willya? ) ( Right. Forgot that. ) ( I keep forgetting to add my bonuses. ) Calvin! .. Dammit, RUN! If the rest of these things wake up.. ( Ok, Eoi, Kappa, Quing, Calvin, Miyu ) ( Sooo glad you people care about his well being... :p ) Let's draw it further away... [Quing's turn] If it's that dumb.. It likely is... I still say we run for the moment.. but, it looks like we're in this for the long haul. * Quing 's katana burns with a bright crimson aura. "We need to get to better advantage..." ... idea.. * Miyu prepares for her turn... * Quing rushes at the kappa, slashing in a diagnal arch. 2d6 * Dicesuke throws the bones for Quing (2d6) and gets 4. (Wai!) (Woo. Betcha it dodges.) * Kappa steps aside. ( Good call! :P ) ( Yep) *grumbles* Damnit... *aloud* We need to step back! ( Brett: Make some experimental rolls with the dice, and see if any trends occur) I agree.. (It SHOULD center around the 5-6-7 bit) ( Nope. Different roll each time. ) ( Dem, what are you smoking? ) ( 6-7-8, actually. ) (.... good... good... ) ( typo) ( Or, 6-3-7-8, to be precise. ) (ND: I notice that if you toss the dice a certain way, you fail 19/20 times. x.x) ( anyhow... ) [Calvin's Turn!] * Calvin munches on his pickle and swings his sword mightily. 2d6 * Dicesuke throws the bones for Calvin (2d6) and gets 9. ( yargl. ) [Calvin mightly misses] [Miyu's turn!] Freeze it or somethin! * Miyu throws forth a small ball of energy... Flare.... (Arrow!) ( bit. :p ) (Bit) ( No. :P) (.. That's what I was thinking actually.) ( Flare bit?) ( ... Out of my head you. :P ) (Burst, Ball) (.... ah well. it was going to be a 1 word attack...) (But it's so roomy in there) * Kappa seems unaffected. (...... and it'll stay one until I think of a good name. ^^;) 2d6 * Dicesuke throws the bones for Miyu (2d6) and gets 9. (Damn) * Kappa seems unaffected because Miyu missed :P Grrr.................. [Eoi's turn!] Why can't I HIT anything.... ( Recap: Eoi, Kappa, Quing, Calvin, Miyu ) * Eoi slashes at the Kappa again. 2d6 * Dicesuke throws the bones for Eoi (2d6) and gets 5. ( Recap: Dicesuke's a forsees our doom. ) I still say we RUN! ( Where to?) (That is my MIGHTY battle cry.) (We'd bring the kappa into the house) * Quing growls. "So let's just DO that then!" No... we'll draw that thing into the house... * Kappa cries "KAPPAAAAA!" as Eoi strikes. It turns to face him. (Away. Somewhere where we can regroup..) ( That was a hit, btw. ) ( The reason why Miyu isn't ranting about aliens is because kappa are really really well known. It'd be like accusing a dog of being an alien ) You don't mess with my friends Michelangelo.. ( Kappa also aren't supposed to exist :P ) * Calvin thinks Miyu is an alien. [Kappa's turn!] * Kappa tries to grab at Eoi. (This kappa is Michelangelo. The leader is Leonardo..) 2d6 ( Same with almost every paranormal we've seen... ) * Dicesuke throws the bones for Eoi (2d6) and gets 6. (Melee defense -2 counts here, right?) ( Do you have a weapon?) ( Nope. This is unarmed: holds. ) ( Yeah, there's gonna be some bone-throwing in a minute... ) (If so, melee. If it's not drawn, it's unarmed) (damation..) ( Brett: It goes according to what the defender has for a weapon, Brett. ) * Kappa grabs Eoi successfully, and quickly marches towards the pond. (I've got a weapon..) Why the hell does everything grab ME! ( Hmm. That doesn't make much sense. ) Eoi! ( Ok, I'll let it go. ) Kuso... * Kappa doesn't grab Eoi. * Eoi doesn't say that. [Quing's turn] ( Heh ) (Time.. REVERSE!) * Miyu doesn't say "kuso" ( You ruined my dramatic scream... ;_; ) ( Quing? ) ( Brett: Of course it does. When you use attack skills, you attack as what you're atackign with, and when you defend, you defend according to what you're defending with. ) ( Withdraw your scream) ( Yeah. Defending with an axe is a bit different from defending with a sword or chain guitar ) * Quing tries to behead the annoying little turtle. "Could've just stayed at dorm and played games, but noooo..." ( So that affects ranged defense too? ) 2d6 * Dicesuke throws the bones for Quing (2d6) and gets 8. ( Not quite... ) ( We're SO doomed. ) ( Brett: Sort of. ) ( ranged defense is depending if you're on foot or on a vehicle or whatever ) [Quing misses by a long shot] ( But you're still defending with your weapon. ) [Calvin's turn] ( Ranged Defense (Cars) is a bit different from Ranged Defense (Planes) ) * Calvin attacks savagely. 2d6 * Dicesuke throws the bones for Calvin (2d6) and gets 6. ( No. You just succeed in not getting hit with the thing ) ( Kappa dogdes savagely. :p ) ( I bet. ) ( If you want to be fancy, it can be described as blocking a sniper bullet with a sword or whatever ) ( Yep) [Time seems to freeze as Calvin swings. An unnatural white light gathers around his blade as he swings, and there is a bright flash an a thundering sound as he strikes.] * Kappa staggers back under the force of the blow. GAH! * Calvin collapses to the ground, blind, deaf, and dumb. .. What the hell was THAT? Calvin! (Howcome he gets fancy descriptions and Miyu's attacks don't? x.x ) What the hell? Calvin! * Calvin rubs his eyes frantically. (Becuase his attack seems to hurt him badly) ( Kappa condition? ) * Kappa looks seriously wounded, but still stands. [Miyu's turn] * Miyu dashes at the kappa, and prepares to slam her fist into it as energy surrounds her fist..... 2d6 * Dicesuke throws the bones for Miyu (2d6) and gets 8. (WHOO!) (..... it's going to dodge. ) * Kappa predictably avoids Miyu. (Sure thing) ( Yep. -_-) [Eoi's turn] (.... is it the dice, or is the CV just too high? x.x ) ( Bit of both. ) * Eoi attempts to cut off the things head (Aimed attack) 2d6 * Dicesuke throws the bones for Eoi (2d6) and gets 11. ( You wish. ) [Eoi misses] (Do I?.. I'm trying to add this up..) ( Yes, you do. ) (Yup.) (Darn.) ( 11. An aimed attack takes +4 penalty) (Unless you have aREALLY REALLY high CV or skill.... ^^;) ( If you hit on an eleve, on a called shot, I swear I'll hurt you. ) (I have Presice attack.) ( +1 penalty, then) (I need a minimum of 10 to hit..) ( And look what you rolled :P ) (11.) ( Skill modifiers? ) ( That's with skill ) (Yup.) [Kappa's turn!] * Kappa gets a berserk look in its eyes as it charges at Calvin. ( Defense ) * Calvin is so dead. ( I can't defend, I'm blind and deaf. ) ( You can try. ) ( You could run ) (Poor bastard.) (..... what now?) (Brett.. You alive?) * Calvin is unable to see or here, and stumbles blindly around, sword in hand. ( Waiting for Calvin :P ) 2d6 * Dicesuke throws the bones for Calvin (2d6) and gets 6. ( Er, not a chance, man. ) ( Depends on the defense penalty... ) ( Unless I can smell/feel him. ) ( You can deffinately smell him. ) * Brett considers the possiblities. ( Goddess knows, if anybody has hyperactive senses, it's me. -8 to any/all sensory awareness checks. ) ( ... wow. @_@; ) ( There's a reason I wince when you yell, Miyu. ) (Holy florking shnit) (..... well, that'd pretty much negate the blindness penalty ) * Kappa runs fully onto the blade, not caring, and slams into Calvin, causing him to lose his grip on the blade and stagger back. ( I'd say taht hearing and feeling the air around... oh ) * Calvin would scream in pain, if he could scream at all. Calvin! ...kisama.............. Damnit... that's it. We gotta pull back. Deal with this one and pull back. [Quing's turn] Yeah...... I agree. * Quing slashes at the demon cartoon parody from hellsinki. .... geez... these monsters are too hard to hit... Let's finish it off, and take off. If any more show up, just run. 2d6 * Dicesuke throws the bones for Quing (2d6) and gets 6. ( Dodge ) (Duh.) ( He's wounded, and tumbling. That's gotta be an advantage. ) [Quing's blade bites into the Kappa. Though the creature is screaming from the pain, it's watery body prevents it from igniting.] ( I don't know. ) ( And it's got Calvin's sword stuck in it. ) (Damnation...) These bastards are TOUGH.. [Miyu's turn] And.. one of them is tougher then the others. K.. K... KAPPAAA! .. Let's hope it is this one. KISAMA!! * Miyu dashes at it, hand glowing................. 2d6 * Dicesuke throws the bones for Miyu (2d6) and gets 8. ( YES INDEED!) (Unless it dodges) (It's gonna dodge..) * Kappa is struck by Miyu (Who finally hit something for once). A strange energy flows from it into her, and then it falls over, unmoving. (and it still doesn't dodge as much as the Succubus.) * Calvin writhes on the ground. WAI! ..... Calvin... * Eoi runs over to Calvin.. Are you ok.. dumb question. * Miyu holds out her hand, as healing begins. Pull him outta here! I'll cover. * Calvin goes stiff. * Eoi picks up Calvin and starts to back away from the Pond. * Calvin flinches away from Eoi's touch. .. Oh right. He can't hear. * Quing holds his blade defensively, alert to anything moving... * Calvin starts making a frantic symbol over and over again. ( Healing.... how much energy does it take to help? ) Miyu.. try to heal him and get em out of here.. We'll cover you.... ( What symbol? ) .. Anyone know what he is saying> * Miyu heals... ( I made it last game, before we went into the museum. I told y'all what it meant. ) I need to stay to heal.... I've been studying the book, but I'm still rusty.. ( Can't remember. ^^; ) * Eoi gets into a battle stance.. ( 4, and you heal at a rate of 2 per minute. Max 20 ) ( Alright. Healing until he's fully healed up ) ... Probably NO.. or DANGER.. I can't remember. ( Lemme know how muhc so I can mark it down ... * Miyu looks behind her, back at the pond. Come on.. Come on.. [Calvin's blade releases itself from the beasts body and slowly starts floating over. ] * Eoi looks at pond and gets into a battle stance.. * Miyu prepares to take the sword, but... * Miyu holds a cucumber over the water. ( +first) * Calvin continues making the symbol for 'danger' over and over again. ... Are you INSANE? (...... was there any there just waiting to grab me? ) * Eoi grabs Miyu and pulls her away. * Quing himself alert, blade at ready. * Kappa pops out of the water and grabs at the cucumber. Gah. GAH! ... knew it was too early to go straight for the blade! ( Body roll, Miyu. Then Eoi. ) .... but now.. agh, geez. 2d6 * Dicesuke throws the bones for Miyu (2d6) and gets 9. 2d6 * Dicesuke throws the bones for Eoi (2d6) and gets 5. ( Crap) (Woo!) (Made it.. ) Sonnuva... [Eoi grabs one of Miyu's arms while the kappa grabs the other] (..... goddammit!) Let.. Her.. GO! ( Heh. This is kinda funny ^_^ ) (Miyu's going to have Marked ( one arm longer than the other) after this, isn't she? x.x) ( Initiative ) ( She better not... ) 2d6 * Dicesuke throws the bones for Miyu (2d6) and gets 6. d6+7 * Dicesuke throws the bones for Eoi (d6+7) and gets 9. (whoops) d6+6 * Dicesuke throws the bones for Miyu (d6+6) and gets 11. d6+7 2d6 * Dicesuke throws the bones for Calvin (d6+7) and gets 8. * Dicesuke throws the bones for Quing (2d6) and gets 12. ( Why can't I _ever_ get a decent initiative? ) ( Yosh! I hope... ) (This is the first time I've gotten anything near good) Why the hell.. urk.. did you.. do that.. Miyu.. ( Did you add your bonuses, Cal? ) ( Yes, I did. ) Getting the sword back..... I thought it'd grab the cucumber and go back down... (I'm last ((_;) ( Order: Quing, Miyu, Eoi, Calvin, Kappa ) (.... you know, since the Kappa is attached to Miyu's arm....... heheheheh....) [Quing's turn] If we.. get you free.. let's.. RUN! Damnit... Let her go! (aww. One of my shows is on.. Ah well..) * Quing rushes, and kicks the beast in the nuts. 2d6 * Dicesuke throws the bones for Quing (2d6) and gets 8. (Kappa have nuts?) [Quing misses.] ( Is that a targeted shot?) [Miyu's turn] ( Well, it was a try... ) (.... can I assume automatic success for trying to grab the Kappa's wrist?) ( No ) (It's currently grabbing my own, you know) (I'm gonna be Semi-Idle..) ( Oh, fine. x.x) 2d6 * Dicesuke throws the bones for Miyu (2d6) and gets 10. (DAMMIT) [Miyu can't quite twist her wrist to grab the kappa's] * Miyu somehow misses grabbing something taht's already grabbing her. [Eoi's turn] (...................... i hate this. x.x) ( Gave you a bonus, but you still missed :P ) (I'm back.) (Is the kappa still holding onto Miyu?) ( You're turn B4k4. :p ) ( Yup ) ( And you have her other arm ) ( body roll? ) 2d6 * Dicesuke throws the bones for Miyu (2d6) and gets 11. * Eoi holds onto Miyy with one hand, pulls out a spirit ward with the other and attempts to stick the ward on the Kappa's head. 2d6 * Dicesuke throws the bones for Eoi (2d6) and gets 8. ( Whoops. Stupid keyboard) ( That your body Eoi? Or your attack? ) (My attack.. Do I need a body roll too?) ( Yes, before attack ) (alright.. Lemme do the body roll then..) 2d6 * Dicesuke throws the bones for Eoi (2d6) and gets 10. (missed...) [Eoi loses his grip on Miyu] * Miyu snarls... [Calvin's turn] MIYU! * Calvin grabs his mother's sword from where it was hovering and charges the Kappa. Kono.... 2d6 * Dicesuke throws the bones for Calvin (2d6) and gets 7. (WHere is the pond in relation to the direction of Miyu being pulled?) * Kappa is cut by Calvin's sword, but manages to retain hold of Miyu Kappa! [In front of you. ] ( Kappa this, bitch. ) (Oh. So it's pulling her directly at it?) ( Who says you're being pulled? It's manditory molestation time. h_h ) ( Yup. Body roll, Miyu ) 2d6 * Dicesuke throws the bones for Miyu (2d6) and gets 10. (What about turns?) (Oh, god dammit) [Kappa's turn, sorry] * Kappa drags Miyu under the pond. (... -_-) [Quing's turn] ( W00T! Miyu's about to be deflowered! ) (... shut up) ( Oh. Damn. ) (... Oh jesus. Can I smack Quing?) ( On your turn :P ) (That puts a bad image in my head.) ( Shouldn't it take more turns to bring her over?) (I don't need the odd image of Hot Kappa Luvluv.) (Hot Miyu Luvluv, not a problem, but..) * Miyu tosses an arm upwards for anyone to see and grab... ( Just picture one of the Ninja Turtles with April O'Neil. ) ( Nope. But it'll take a few to drown you. ) (Well, now that space is limited, and all attacks are now at point blank range... ( This one is Ralphel by the way. We killed Michelangelo) ( Any bonuses for attacks made this close?) ( No. ) * Quing drops his sword, and dives after her, grabbing at her. 2d6 * Dicesuke throws the bones for Quing (2d6) and gets 7. ( melee attacks are always made at close range :P ) ( I meant the ranged ones) Aww shit. [Quing fails to grab Miyu.] ( the attacks that are generally much larger than a fist ) ( You wanna try aiming from your position? Good luck :P ) [Miyu's turn] Damnit... Miyu! Fight it! ( So all attacks are penalized now? x.x) ( Body if you want to try to escape. ) ( Or you can try to attack. ) ( No way in hell anybody can make a roll with that low body...) ( Does it get defense penalties for trying to keep a grip?) ( Nope. He's hella strong. ) ( I meant mobility) ( Nope. ) ( You going to do anything? ) * Miyu (sighs...) (... I'm thinking.) ( No cahnce in hell of making a body roll, and defense of the beast is off the scale...) * Miyu (sighs) ( If an attack hits, will its grip loosen or let go or anything?) ( Possibly. ) 2d6 * Dicesuke throws the bones for Miyu (2d6) and gets 8. (Whoo. Success) ( You didn't say what you were doing. ) (... oh yeah. ^^;) * Kappa screams "Kappa!" as a blast of energy hits its chest, and gets off of Miyu retreating into the pond. * Miyu gets out of the pond, swirly eyed and somewhat scorched. Ara.... @.@......... Make the flying saucers go away... * Quing climbs out, and checks Miyu. * Eoi grabs Miyu. (FINALLY. THe goddamn dice rule in FAVOR of me. >_<) Let's run now. Grrr.... That sound good? Yes? Let's back off a bit, yes... * Calvin motions for everyone to get away from the fucking pond. Yes. *goes to pick up sword. Miyu, would you rather wait until he comes back with his friends? * Calvin backs the hell off. * Eoi heads far away from the pond. * Miyu gets away...... Um, Cal's running. RUN. * Miyu runs off... * Quing picks up his katana, and takes the rear. (Where are we running to?) Away. Kitchen, then rest. (Away.) ( Right now, the only pond I've got in mind is the Tendo koi pond) [You escape the pond, leaving a kappa corpse on the lawn] ( Nope. Much bigger than that. ) ( oh. x.x) They might just follow us, so we can't go too far in the house. ( No wonder. >_<) Kitchen. Worst comes to worst, we get them out of their natural enviroment to come after us. ( Like the one at the tea house in Philly, but deeper. ) (Ah.. I know that one.) (I think I do at least.) ( Yeah, that one. The famous tea house. ) * Miyu concentrates deeply. A faint golden aura begins to surround her and her spiky weird hair. * Yuki is in the kitchen, cleaning dishes. That... sucked. * Yuki looks up, gasping when she sees the state you're in. You look terrible! Are you alright? * Calvin falls over, unconscious. .... somewhat.... Well. Fairly allright. @_ * Quing takes off his coat, showing a firm muscled frame, blue jeans, and sleeveless T-shirt underneath. @_@ Ok.. We need a new plan. Ah... Are they gone? Can I do anything? * Quing takes out his medpack. No. One of them is. Oh... 2 out of four, it looks like. Can't be sure though.. Not unless you know a way to drain the pond.. or.. ...1. I don't think we got that second one. * Quing tends to Calvin. We just hurt it. * Calvin unconsciously flinches away from Quing. .. There isn't a way to drain the pond, is there? ... we need to get them out of the water. * Kappa shakes her head. "I'm afraid not." ( @_@ ) ( SNERK. ) (EVIL!) Tip them over, and drain all their strength. * Yuki does that instead :P (I knew she was a kappa! I knew it!) ( Heh) * Quing looks at Calvin's flinching form... "Hmm?" He can't be that damn sensitive... .. Could we dump poison in the pond? Damnit... Eoi? What? Help me out here. Hold him still. Sure thing * Eoi holds Calvin still.. "Sorry about this" Poison? Ah... Is that... necessary? Is there anything else living down there? * Calvin shifts uncomfortably. Or likely to be living? * Quing tends to the physical wounds. "It probably wouldn't work." Not.. Necessary. but a last restort. I don't like the idea either.. * Miyu finishes, and stops the aura... I don't think... There were just fish... .... * Miyu attends to Calvin's wounds... but if all 3 of those things appear at once, I don't think we can beat em. * Miyu holds out her arm, as a soft glow begins to appear... All I can use is my naginata. I don't know if my Spirit Wards will effect these things.. * Calvin shivers. They did like the cucumbers... but I'm nervous. * Calvin opens his eyes and sees... Miyu. Maybe that other one's dead? I sure wanna know, at least to guage what they have left to throw at us... * Quing backs off of Calvin. I'm... gonna try somethin. See if it's dead or not. It's not... And where the other's are. * Calvin reaches out a hand toward Miyu. * Miyu looks at Calvin... * Quing looks at Miyu. "Just... watch me okay? I'll be back." I'm coming with you. * Eoi stands up. Eoi: No need. I'm not really leaving... sorta... * Calvin touches Miyu's glowing hand. Um... Can I do anything? * Quing sits, indian-style, on the floor. and folds his hands in his lap. He relaxes, and slumps over. Qui.. Oh. I see. (Lemme know when the 5 minutes are supposed to be up. * Quing reappears over his body, transparent. "Geez, didn't think it'd work. That took a lot to attack." * Calvin runs his hand over Miyu's for a minute, as if memorizing the feel. ( Um, Quing? ) ( They can't see you. ) ( Kewl! ) (Unless sense spirits works..) ( Let me see if they can hear. ) Somebody place ofuda around the entrances and windows. * Calvin relaxes and lets Miyu do her thing. .. Fair enough. I don't know if it'll stop em. * Eoi pulls out some Spirit Wards. .... and check on Nishida-san (How many windows are there?) ( Nope ) * Quing floats outside, and looks at the pond. ( Brett: Reading on the pond and surroundings? ) Father's resting in the parlor. I think he's asleep. (How many windows are there?) ( There's a kappa corpse there, otherwise, nothing immediately ) ( One in the kitchen. ) (... healed yet? ^^;) ( Yeah. ) (Wai) ( Calvin feels better. ) * Miyu finishes the healing, then goes to check on the guy... * Calvin grabs Miyu's hand as she pulls it away. (Not quite at full health yet, though)_ * Miyu blinks ... ?_? * Calvin makes the simple sign for 'thank you' .... I'll have to look that up later.... * Eoi checks.. 4 Spirit Wards.. * Yuki looks around, confused. * Eoi sticks one on the door, one on the window. Yuki? Here goes nothing. Yes? .. What's wrong Yuki? ... SHIT! * Eoi quickly removes the Spirit ward from the door. !!! Ah... Is there anything I can do? It's there, isn't it! ( How close are we?) If I do that, I'll trap Quing.. If that was Quing I sensed. * Miyu blinks. ... Quing? [Quing is lying motionless on the floor] When Quing slumped over, I felt a spirit nearby... (... when did this happen? ) ( Who else is hurt?) ( Scroll up :P ) ( Nobody. ) .. I think it was Quing's spirit. If I put a spirit ward over the door, Quing wouldn't be able to get back in.. ( Calvin's still injured a bit. ) * Miyu goes to heal Quing.... * Quing suddenly jerks awake and looks around warily... Wards? (....................... wha?) * Miyu blinks. .. Hiya Quing! .... x.x * Eoi puts the ward back on the door. It's gone. * Calvin munches on a goddamn pickle. ( Calvin sure does like pickles, doesn't he? @@;) .. So, now what? That damn thing isn't even there anymore. All that's there is the one we killed. The wounded one... isn't even in the water. * Calvin munches on a box of slightly wet pocky, too. ... So, these things don't live in the water.. .............. Or to be precise.. that water. ... ( He didn't look in the water, peeps. ) (Oh.) ( belay that last silly blight from me. ^^;; ) ... Dammit, what do we do.. .... underground tunnels? ..... I feel drained. x.x * Brett pushes the universial rewind button :P ( Sewers, I bet. ) Maybe. I could check again... * Quing wavers, and sits back on his hands. "Then again, maybe not..." * Miyu thinks for a bit.... Are we pressed for time? * Yuki starts boiling water. * Miyu goes to check on Nishida... * Calvin walks to the door to the pond. [Nishida is sitting in a chair, apparently asleep.] Hm. * Miyu thinks for a bit... *** Kappa is now known as Nishida Zzzzzzz.... * Quing looks at Eoi and. "They're not hostile... it's weird." (WAH! He's a kappa too!) ..... then what's going on? ... Not hostile? Well, besides trying to drown Miyu you mean. Bleagh. x.x But that was because we approached them... ( And you killed one and left the corpse lying out there... ) hmm... ( Oh yeah. That too. ) * Calvin begins walking slowly toward the pond. It was going to attack Calvin, remember. * Quing shakes his head. "Damnit... We we're the aggressors, and that corpse prooves that. But what do we do?" Calvi.. They attacked first. * Calvin stops and motions for the others to stay in the house. It. Was. Attack. Calvin. Jesus H. Christ. ...eh? .............................................. ... * Eoi grabs his Naginata and follows Calvin. * Calvin resumes stepping slowly toward the pond. ... * Calvin stops. Cal? * Calvin turns around. * Calvin makes angry gestures at Eoi. ... would it be right to turn the body of the kappa in to a laboratory, I wonder... Fine, get killed.. * Eoi stands at the door.. * Quing stands up, and gets his katana. * Calvin glares at Quing. * Yuki leaves to check on her father. * Miyu ponders upon that... * Calvin resumes stepping slowly toward the pond. .... what's Calvin doing... ... He's got nuts, and he's gonna get 'em handed to him... Being a god damned moron. *** Nishida is now known as Kappa * Miyu takes aim if necessary.... * Calvin stops about five feet from the pond. * Eoi sighs.. what are you doing, Calvin... ... * Calvin backs away. * Kappa appears in the water at eye-level. "Kappa?" * Calvin holds out a big cucumber toward it. * Kappa reaches for it. Quickly. ( Body roll. ) 2d6 * Dicesuke throws the bones for Calvin (2d6) and gets 4. Damnit! Can we stop with the cucumbers?! ( Made it. ) The cucumbers may be the key... [Calvin pulls his hand away just as the Kappa grabs it] Although bringing pickles along was a mistake... -_- * Kappa starts munching. * Miyu sighs. * Calvin backs away, leaving a trail of cucumbers. ... that'll teach me not to ever try anything different again... Nani? ... ... (Quick...) (How high is the ceiling?) Someone's been watching too many cartoons. * Kappa finishes the cucumber and moves on to the next, not noticing the obvious ploy. ( From the doorway) [Barely high enough to fit the Kappa. ] * Eoi pulls out his Naginata. Hmm... ( ... Their tall? ) Wait. Eoi.. I am. Just getting ready. ( Wait a sec... asking question) ( About 7 feet or so. ) ( Them's big kappa. ) ( Is there a way to get to the front yard without going through the house? ) ( Damn. ) (They are the Turtles. Duh.) ( Yeah. Go around. :P ) (Heh) * Calvin lays a trail of cucumbers to the front yard and out into the street. ... get ready to tip the water off its head.... ( ... oh, this is going to be FUN) * Kappa continues to eat the cucumbers, obilvious. ... Do we LOOK like archers? * Calvin waits until the Kappa is out in the middle of the straight and stands about ten feet away. ... Should we follow it? * Miyu facepalms... * Calvin bows deeply to the Kappa. If I had known it'd be THIS simple... ... He's not. Oh jesus, the obvious tactic. .... @_@; He's.... * Kappa is concentrating on pickles, and doesn't notice. See, it bows.. all the water pours out. Yeah... X.x I can't believe we didn't think of it. Nice one Calvin! * Quing 's eyes narrow. "Oh give me a break..." ... next time, we must think like the Kappa... ( Cucumbers, that is. ) ( If this works, I'll be so supprised. ) ( It likely will. Kappa are basically strong IDIOTS) ( I was waiting for it to finish the last cucumber. ) * Kappa looks up and waves. "Kappa!" * Calvin waves back and then bows deeply to the Kappa. (I read somewhere or other that bowing works..) ( heh) * Quing FACEFAULTS. @_@; * Kappa holds out a slimy hand/paw/thing. for a handshake. "Kappa!" ??? Calvin... * Calvin looks confused. It shakes hands... ... Anybody speak Kappa? ( Smart kappa. ) .... *facepalm* ( Times have changed, dude! ^_- ) ( It was worth a try, man. ) It's gonna rip your damn hand off.. Or make Hot, Psudoyaoi luvluv to you. ... of course.. * Quing looks at Eoi. "... Baka." * Miyu walks outside. Calvin is a foreigner. Always greet foreigners with a handshake. Greet native Japanese with a bow... ( I'm half Japanese. ) * Miyu goes out their and does exactly that * Quing grabs his coat, reaching for the pack of cucumbers purchased. ( Oh) (There, even) * Eoi sighs.. ... * Eoi keeps an eye on the pond. * Kappa does a slight bow to Miyu. Not enough :P ( d'oh) Eoi: Well? Get goin! * Miyu hands the kappa a cucumber, but drops it. Go bow! Oops. One of us will have to pick it up... * Kappa pounces on it. (... does it tip?) ( Nope, but it's in a good position. ) (... this is more frustating that getting out of the water. @_@;) ( Kappa! :P ) ... please .. Pushingit. (.... I'll let Cal do the honors.) * Calvin tries to jump on the back of the Kappa's head, like Mario! ( @_@ ) * Eoi walks to where the little event is going on.. ( Attack roll ) 2d6 * Dicesuke throws the bones for Calvin (2d6) and gets 10. ( This whole session needs to be filed into 'Greatest Bloopers' :p ) ( Or not. ) (Damn straight..) ( Any bonuses, since it's stationary target?) [Calvin misses] * Miyu jumps also, not at the kappa. It's a new kind of game. Really. ( No. It gets a penalty to defend. No matter. ) *jumpjumpjumpjumpjump* ^_^;;; * Eoi tries to push the Kappa. ( Attack ) Aw damn. *drops the pack and pulls the katana* ( This whole episode is... scary. ) ( Yep. @_@;) * Kappa looks up in confusion. "Kap...pa? (Sure is. And this is only 2 of the damn things. * Miyu jumps around. ( Attack, Miyu? ) (We've still got 2 to go. Probably the stronger ones.) ( Nah) ( Oh :P ) (Just trying to make the kappa non suspicious about jumping) (It's a new kind of game. Really) (I tried to push the thing.) (.... idea) * Kappa stands up and starts jumping. "Kappa!" (dammit.) * Miyu does... a headstand. ( You're too far away, Eoi. ) (Dammit) ( o_O ) ... You must be kidding. * Kappa laughs at Miyu. "Kappa!" (... @_@;) * Eoi twitches. "Can we kill it now?) * Quing turns his eyes away, grumbling. "Women..." (..... as ffrustrating as this is, I prefer it to combat. YOu don't die, you just get horribly humiliated) (Who had the motorcycle again? >:D) ( Eoi and Calvin both. ) (I do.) * Quing flinches. "Ow! Would you quit that stupid girl!" (I'm considering running the bastard over.) Ne... Eoi... motorcycle... ( Go for the head) * Eoi walks over to his motorcycle.. (...... this is just silly now. @_@; ) ( Man, I'd kill for a shopvac. ) * Quing grumbles and rubs his head. * Miyu does a few cartwheels, away form the kappa... Kappa! (Should I try to run it over or cut it's head off...) * Kappa is enjoying Miyu's antics, it seems. ( You can... ) Well, if she's gonna do that... ( Try to knock it over) ( It's too strong like it is now) ( Cut the head off. It's probably strong enough to pick the damn motorcycle up. ) ( Knock it over.) * Miyu proceeds to do a DDR thing. * Eoi hops on, and guns the engine... drives right at the Kappa.. * Kappa looks up. "Kappa?" ( Body + driving. ) * Miyu sits down. ( ... this is just REALLY FREAKING SILLY now. @_@;) ( Hey, you started it :P ) ( Eoi? ) 2d6-3 * Dicesuke throws the bones for Eoi (2d6-3) and gets 3. * Quing walks over, katana in wet trenchcoat. ( Gah! ) (Woo. made it!) ( Whoo! Knock it over!) -> *Tris-chan* Guess what you're missing right now... ( Don't use the bonuses. Makes my head hurt ;.; ) ( What speed did you collide at?) (sorry. I got a 6.) ( Is it dead, or is the water just knocked off?) ( ... just what happens when it runs out of water? ) ( All its stregnth. GONE) [Eoi drives into the Kappa, it staggers back, but remains standing.] (It's as weak as a child) ( About as smart as one, too) (... does it lose any water? ^^;) * Kappa yells angrily "Kappa!" Shit! * Miyu runs around, saying "vroom! vroom!" ( a bit. Not enough :P ) It's a new game. Really. ^_^;;; * Eoi breaks.. Vroooooom! * Kappa isn't convinced. Initiative :P ( Bloody hell) d6+7 * Dicesuke throws the bones for Eoi (d6+7) and gets 11. d6+7 * Dicesuke throws the bones for Calvin (d6+7) and gets 9. d6+6 * Dicesuke throws the bones for Miyu (d6+6) and gets 8. ( ARGH! ) *** Tris-chan (cloud4598@adsl-66-120-161-76.dsl.sntc01.pacbell.net) has joined #besm [Tris-chan] "Give man cookie, he eat for day. Teach man make cookies, he eat for lifetime!" -Cookie Monster ( Tris!) (Tris! Help could be used.) * Tris-chan (winces) *** ChanServ sets mode: +v Tris-chan (... what's wrong?) *** Tris-chan is now known as Vicki ( No prob. Feel free to jump right in. ) (We are embarrased and have only killed ONE of the bastards..) (Alright. We're fighting Kappa) 2d6 * Dicesuke throws the bones for Quing (2d6) and gets 6. ( ...shit. ) ( Imps? O_o ) (Doing headstands has had no effect on it!) (It laughs when we do cartwheels) ( 1d6, quing. ) (No. Kappa. Water Demons. Japanese Water Demons.) ( And it doesn't bow! >_<) (It just SHAKES HANDS like a foreigner) ( You too, Tris. ) ( I did. Last roll. ) ( ... ) 1d6 * Dicesuke throws the bones for Vicki (1d6) and gets 4. ( ... shit. ) (If you can take make it bow, then it loses the water from it's head, and can't fight.. but otherwise they are NASTY bastards..) ( That was 2d6. Roll 1d6 ) ( basically, they're stupid creatures that love cucumbers) 1d6 * Dicesuke throws the bones for Quing (1d6) and gets 2. (We killed one.. but we've got 3 left.) (If it loses the water on its head, it loses all its strength) (and one is tougher then the rest..) ( So throw some cuckes on the ground...? ) ( We did) ( ... [SHIT]. ) ( order: Eoi, Calvin/Kappa/Vicki/Quing, Miyu ) (It pounced and didn't lose water, instead of bowing) ( Whee! ) ( ...have you tried pushing it over? ^^; ) ( did getting hit by a motorcycle do any damage?) (Yeah biyatch.. Time to kick some water demon ass..) (It's helluva tough) ( Yeah. ) ( And there's two more left... ;_;x ) ( Punching it in the stomach/groin area? ) (My turn?) [Eoi's turn] ( Tried that actually. Missed. ) * Eoi guns the motorcycle and drives by the Kappa, slashing at it with his Naginata as he passes by.. 2d6 * Dicesuke throws the bones for Eoi (2d6) and gets 7. (.. did I hit?.. I'm not sure WHAT kind of roll I'd need for that.) (That's a hit normally..) * Kappa howls as Eoi strikes him. (Hee) Ka... Kappa! Always the overviolent one... Yeah! [Calvin's turn] * Quing shouts at it. "Kappa!" (Extra damage from the speed?) ( No. You managed to hit. ) (ah.) * Calvin dashes forward and strikes. ( Extra damage - the damage lost from awkward aiming = regular damage ^_^ ) 2d6 * Dicesuke throws the bones for Calvin (2d6) and gets 6. (Hee) ( He'll dodge. ) * Kappa is cut by Calvin's blade. ( ...you guys are nutty. ) (Yeah.0 ( You should have been here earlier. :p ) ( This is nothing. I was nearly killed earlier, so was Miyu. ) ( We hit it earlier with a motorcycle) [Vicki's turn] ( ... ) (Next time, I'm going to greet it with pocky) ( Its FAVORITE food is cucumber, yes...) * Vicki grins mischeviously and turns around, trying to tickle the Kappa with her tail. ( But let's see if it'll be a pocky convert!) (Miyu was almost drowned.. ) ... Women... ... ( Body roll. ) ( Which is...? ) ( 2d6 ) ( is not a valid number Brett. 2d6 * Dicesuke throws the bones for Vicki (2d6) and gets 10. ( Well. I think we can safely say that I missed ^_^ ) [Vicki fails to come near the Kappa. ] * Quing flinches. "Ouch! Damnit!" [Quing's turn] * Quing just plain slashes at it with katana, sans aura. ( Roll. ) 2d6 * Dicesuke throws the bones for Quing (2d6) and gets 10. ( ... damn. ) [Quing misses by a mile] [Kappa's turn] * Kappa tries to grab Eoi's bike. Lousy Kappa, damn women, lousy night... ( Body roll, Eoi. ) 2d6 * Dicesuke throws the bones for Eoi (2d6) and gets 5. (Woo! Made it!) [Eoi swirves out of the way.] Hey! Hands off the bike! [Miyu's turn] * Miyu rushes up to the kappa, hand glowing.... 2d6 * Dicesuke throws the bones for Miyu (2d6) and gets 7. (SUCCESS!) ( VICTOLY! ) ( Dodge) ( ...Yay? ) * Kappa sidesteps the attack. [Eoi's turn] ... ;_; (Would it take me a turn to hop off the bike?) ( Yeah, though if you jumped off, you might be able to attack, but that'd be risky. ) ( You could try to grab the nagitana, and try to jump-slash the thing) ( Or, you could slam head-first into it and break your neck) ( Go for the neck-breaker! ) * Eoi drives by the Kappa again, slashing at it as he passes 2d6 * Dicesuke throws the bones for Eoi (2d6) and gets 10. ( The impact from slamming head first might be enough to injure it seriously. ) (Wish you had mentioned this EARLIER..) (.. Did I make it?) ( Kidding. ) [Eoi drives past ineffectively.] (.. I missed. Damnation.) [Calvin's turn] * Calvin is suicidal and stands right next to the Kappa, chopping away. 2d6 * Dicesuke throws the bones for Calvin (2d6) and gets 6. ( Gotcha again. ) (Dodge) * Kappa is cut by Calvin. It looks at him, very angry. ( Woah ) [Vicki's turn] * Vicki ponders for a moment, then runs to get a nearby trashcan, lifting it over her head and tossing it at the Kappa. ( Now if only I could keep rolling like that for defense... ) ( I feel like I'm in a wrestling tournament... ) ( Attack roll, 2d6 ) 2d6 * Dicesuke throws the bones for Vicki (2d6) and gets 9. ( Damn again. Dicesuke hates me. ) ( was there a nearby trashcan?) [The trashcan falls short.] ( Yeah ) ( Empty one. ) [Quing's turn] ( Damn) ( Some one ELSE throw it at the damn thing! ) * Quing breathes slowly, and the sword flares. He strikes at the Kappa. "Pay attention!" 2d6 * Dicesuke throws the bones for Quing (2d6) and gets 8. [Quing barely misses] [Kappa's turn] ( Come get some. ) ( I'm so dead. ) * Kappa sends a powerful blow towards Calvin. (Nah, It's gonna go for me.) ( Defend. ) (.. or not.) 2d6 * Dicesuke throws the bones for Calvin (2d6) and gets 9. ( ARGH! ) ( Somebody needs to fix dicesuke. He hates us all. ) ( /me kicks Dicesuke in the nads. ) * Kappa strikes Calvin square in the jaw. ( Dammit, Dicesuke) Damnit... Not again...! ( I roll sixes up the arse to attack, but no, not to defend. ) ( FIX HIM! ) [Miyu's turn] * Calvin spits out a mouthfull of blood, and a tooth. ( *attacks Dicesuke with a wrench and screwdriver* ) * Miyu dashes at the monster again...... 2d6 ( *shrugs and neuters Dicesuke* ) * Dicesuke throws the bones for Miyu (2d6) and gets 9. (w00t!) [That's a miss, Miyu :P] ( ...that's a bad thing. ) (.... I forgot it AGAIN, didn't I? @_@;) (Going for the punch) ( Yeah, but a roll of 0 can't hit anything for you anyhow :P ) (-3 bonus, so hitting) * Miyu dashes forward, aura around fist as usual. ( Oops. So it is. ) ( Or, no, so it's not. ) ( Whee! Let's see it dodgeYET ATAIN! * Kappa sidesteps. (Wow! I did not see that coming!) DAmmit! [Eoi's turn] (.. and there are still TWO of these fucking things to kill..) * Eoi stops the bike and hops off. [Calvin's turn] ... * Calvin keeps attacking. Someone remind me why we can't just leave them here? 2d6 * Dicesuke throws the bones for Calvin (2d6) and gets 5. ( why can't I do that for defense? ) It'd be wrong ( /me [GLARES] at Dicesuke. ) * Kappa is slashed again by Calvin. It doesn't look too healthy. "Kap...pa." * Quing growls. "Because we're dumb." Session Time: Sat Jul 21 00:00:00 2001 [Vicki's turn] Let me handle it... just lemme get a shot at it... just one shot... ...My concept of right doesn't include fighting ugly turtlethings. Can we go home? * Miyu starts muttering to herself... Because the nice people are paying us. ...Oh yeah! Money! In fact, Nakamura still owns you $100 Vicki. From the who mummy thing. This guy's descended from a Samurai... ( $100 in yen, that is :P ) (whole even) * Quing stares.... "You're impossible..." The nobility... (Yeah, yeah. $100 in yen. but that doesn't sound good when talking.) Just finish the damn thing! * Vicki growls and powers up, an electric aura surrounding her and coalescing into her fist. "WILD PUNCH!" 2d6 * Dicesuke throws the bones for Vicki (2d6) and gets 7. ( YATTA!!! ) ( dodge) [Vicki's punch hits the Kappa solidly. It falls to the ground, electrified, with a farewell. "Ka...pa..." ] WOOO! Yes! * Miyu looks down at it, then grips it... Great work Vicki! ... Two to go. * Calvin sits down and tries to stop the bleeding in his mouth. * Vicki does a little victory dance. "Oh yeah, who's the kitsune? Me, damn right!" * Quing slumps slightly, and turns to Vicki. "... And just where the hell where you?" ...Hey, kiss my ass Quing. Not in my nightmares. ... I want to sleep. Can't we just poison the pond now. Please? * Quing makes for the kitchen. "No." Some things are simply more important than turtlethings. Like getting my nails done. No. ( You can try... ) Dammit.. * Miyu walks towards the house again... Alright... * Eoi heads for the kitchen as well. Attempt 2 to tip it over failed. Are we leaving? ... no. (no.. Just regrouping.) * Calvin shakes his head. ... We're trying a few more times. * Vicki grumbles a little. .................... ... * Calvin lays down and feels the pain. I want to go HOME... ... can anyone else help? [Calvin is seriously bleeding from several wounds] I have to get my beauty sleep so I can look nice for Naka-sama... .... I'm almost out of energy... ... I'm no good at medical things, sorry... ....... shoot. * Eoi takes out his medkit.. I can't do much.. * Quing turns to Calvin tiredly, and helps him. "Eoi, give me a hand." * Eoi attempts to patch the wounds. Sure thing.. *** Miyu has quit IRC (demota@1Cust237.tnt15.sfo3.da.uu.net) (Read error: Connection reset by peer) If I tried to help, I'd probably kill him... ( Doh! ) (No! Miyu vanished into thing air..) ( Miyu! Damn you Peer! ) * Calvin digs out his notepad and pen and scribbles a tired note... *** Retrieving #BESM info... ( ...All the men are in love with me, aren't they ^_~ ) ( Not anymore. ) ( It's so obvious...I'm simply irrisistable! ) ... We are so fucking screwed. ( Sorry, I sorta fell for Miyu, accidentally. ) *** Demota (demota@2Cust5.tnt15.sfo3.da.uu.net) has joined #BESM *** ChanServ sets mode: +o Demota We have.. 2 left to go. ... *** Demota is now known as Miyu ... Ok. We are all gonna die. That ok with everyone? I think I can safely say that we're all gonna die if we have to take on two more. *** Miyu sets mode: -o Miyu .. *** ChanServ sets mode: +v Miyu At least we have a fresh fighter.. ... yeah... Is Calvin in any condition to fight yet? * Vicki glances at Eoi and smiles. "Hey, at least I'll get to die with a couple of cute guys." No. * Eoi blushes. * Miyu eyes Vicki.... Eoi: That ain't helping things. ... We need rest. Really badly. * Miyu surveys the surrounding area... ... * Calvin scribbles a note and hands it to Miyu, Restock, regroup, and come back to finish them. Wait... hmm... ( Miyu sees a kappa corpse in the middle of the road. ) I don't think That'll work. They aren't going anywhere, so we have that to count on. Hmm.... Is there any way to the roof? They are pissed now. They may go after the folks in the house. * Vicki sighs lightly. "If you guys want to regroup, I'm still fresh enough that I could distract them for a while. If you wanted. At least, as long as they don't turn violent on me." * Miyu re-enters the house... They probably will. Unless you feed them lots of cucumbers. Even then they still might. .... excuse me, Yuki... is there any way to the roof? ... * Yuki comes out of the parlor. Eh? Umm... Not really... I have a ladder if you want... That would help, thank you.... Miyu? ... * Quing walks up to her. "Okay, hold it." ... I really wish there were something taller nearby... If you try to tackle them from the roof, I think we can all safely say that you're nutty. (How tall is the house, anyway? * Yuki goes to look for the ladder. What are you planning? ... no, I'm not trying to tackle form the roof. ( Mostly one story, but there's an upstairs at one point. ) Good. ( Hm.. just have the ladder put at the highest bit possible So what's the plan? You've had the only ones that've worked, sorta. * Yuki returns a bit with the ladder. "Here." Thank you... * Calvin knows what Miyu is planning. * Miyu goes to try to get it put at the highest part possible... * Quing takes off the water-heavy trenchcoat. It's getting staggering... * Yuki looks over Calvin with concern. "A... Are you going to be okay?" * Calvin shrugs. * Miyu goes to do that trail-of-cucumbers thing again, but places a cucumber on every rung of the ladder... * Quing looks Calvin over. "Yuki-san." ( so predictable. ) * Miyu proceeds to lead the trail to the highest possible point of the roof, then goes back down to the ground floor. [Miyu makes it to the roof of the second floor] * Calvin sits down against a wall. Yes? Do you have a bed where he can rest or something? .. Yes, having Calvin lay down may be a good idea. * Calvin [GLARES] at Quing. Ah... You can use my room... Alright.... now here's what makes it special.... * Eoi decides to watch what Miyu is doing. Cal: Swallow it. You're dead on your feet. I don't need that on my conscience, thankyouverymuch. * Miyu THROWS a cucumber straight up into the air. It somehow gets stuck, and hovers off the edge of the roog. ( roof, even) * Calvin flips Quing the bird. ( It's basically... hovering there or whatever) ( The ladder is wooden, btw. ) * Vicki blinks and leans lightly on Eoi. "...Interesting. I like it!" ( It's not gonna hold a kappa. ) (oh, bloody freaking hell. >_<) ( Any stores nearby? x.x) Oh my. ( Dammit. I thought everyone had METAL ladders... ) Look, at least take a breather? ( o/~ Jump magic, Jump! ) * Miyu blinks as she realizes what hte hell is wrong with this plan. x.x ............gaaaaaaah...... ... maybe a tree... yes......... @_@ ..... wait. If the ladder breaks, the kappa falls. .. Can't we just lure them out and kick their asses? Kappa falls. Water spills. * Miyu giggles to herself... ... Ok. I think Miyu's gone bye bye. * Calvin grins and goes to help Miyu. * Quing turns to look at Eoi. "What the hell's Miyu doing?" Quina, you have any plans? yes... get rid of stupid stupid strength... Miyu: Kappa lands on his feet if it's the first rung. I think I'm beginning to agree with Eoi. ... we'll have to pay them back for the ladder. ....... bleagh. x.x Fine.... Isn't there ANY way to get the water off them? ... Trip em? * Vicki ponders. Because there's no way we can continue fighting like this. * Quing growls in frustration... I think I have a bit of an idea... ? I dunno if you guys tried this or not... Vicki: Please tell. Heat. Lots of heat. * Calvin scribbles a note and hands it to Yuki. * Miyu sweeps all the cucumbers back, and float them into the bag. Evaporate the water. ... Evaporate the water.. .. How would we get that much heat though.. * Vicki shrugs. "That's what I was thinking." Eh? No, not that... .... messing up the water in the pond was a last resort... ... ... I don't have it on me. I don't have anything like that.... We still have other ways. Powers like that, I mean. I could've earlier, but I'm pushed as is. I can't do it... I have an electric blanket... ( in me, rather... ) ... * Miyu blinks. .. I've got spirit wards, I'm not even sure if they'll work.. ..... hmmm.......... * Miyu sits back and ponders.... Or... Ah... * Calvin scribbles another note and hands it to Yuki, ... say. Do motorcycles have batteries? ... ... Use Calvin's. How long? If all else fails, we could use a hairdryer... Ah! I have one of those! * Vicki giggles a little. * Quing sighs, and goes to take a seat. * Calvin scribbles again, ..... will this really work? Hey, what the hell? We've tried everything else. Not that long, I'm afraid... .. Electrify the damned pond... Shall I get the dryer? ... Hmm... Is there a store anywhere nearby? Yuki-san, is it battery operated? Or any smaller places? * Yuki nods to Vicki. ... ... batteries won't do much, I'm afraid. ( I swear, every adventure from now on, I will bring my 50' extension cord. ) Ah... Nearest one's about ten minutes away. Well then, I'm up for trying it. Ah.... Thank you.... And if it doesn't work, I could try to kick it's ass. ..... so, we need an extension cord? * Yuki goes, returning shortly with the hairdryer. "Here" And possible a ladder? ( possibly, even) * Yuki blinks. "I gave you a ladder..." * Yuki hands the dryer to Vicki. ( Baka Miyu. ) It could break. ...Oh. * Vicki nods and takes the dryer from Yuki. "Thanks. So, am I supposed to dry this thing by myself?" * Quing looks up from his seat at Yuki. "Don't mind her. She's a bit funny in the head." Hey! ... Ok. I shall give someone my pay. Go buy the extension cord. * Miyu goes off to buy the extension cord. ( You got a check, dude :P ) Yeah... Cal, why don't you go and get it? ( Can't exactly give it away :P ) * Calvin eyes Quing. You've got a bike. You've got the cash. [Miyu is gone] ... ( Damn. ) ... Wanna try the cucumber trick again? ... * Quing GLARES at Eoi. ... or not. No one ever listens to me... Vicki: I can't think of any way to get that much heat..\ This is BATTERY OPERATED, bakas. * Calvin sits down against a convenient wall. It works on hair. Might as well try. ... but is it strong enough? ( How much time waiting on Miyu? ) ( A battery isn't that powerufl, you know) If it works, it does. If it doesn't, we run like hell. (Not sure) ( 20 minutes. 10 each way. ) ... It's an idea. ( In realtime? :/) ( No ) ( Good) I don't think It'll work.. You'd need to keep the dryer on it for AGES.. ... * Calvin draws a simple sketch. * Quing yawns and stretches. "That lil pizza idea is looking better and better..." * Eoi looks at the sketch.. * Calvin has sketched a ninja turtle tripping over a piece of rope. * Yuki seems disappointed at Quing's words. I thought about that.. ( Too bad the rope would likely snap ) (... or maybe a chain ) *** RDMgryphon has quit IRC (RanDoMs@56k-socal-07-05.dial.qnet.com) (Quit: PSO!) ( Isn't this much more fun than straight combat? ^_^ ) (... you guys can call Miyu's cell phone if you want) * Vicki sighs. "I'm out of ideas...." (Yep) Need a snack, somethin to replenish energy... ( Energy doesn't heal like that. ) ( Damn. ) * Yuki goes to prepare a snack regardless. What I need is sleep... ( Energy recovers at the average of your mind and soul stat per hour) (... speaking of which, has an hour passed since Miyu first spent energy?) * Quing looks at the girl, and shrugs mentally. You need sleep? I'm practically dead on my feet...*yawns* ( Probably. ) ( Do I get some energy back?) * Quing eyes Vicki. "Doing what?" ... if we can't electrify the bastards, I say we try to poison the pool. Watching you guys is hard work. * Calvin falls asleep. Eoi: Do you really think that posion's gonna... *looks at Vicki* I think that we could electricute them... ... It's an idea. But... ( They could try to leave the water and go at you guys all at once) I dunno if we could actually expect anything from poisoning the pool. ( Wouldn't that be funny :P ) Fair enough.. ... Where the hell is Miyu. ( Bad Miyu. Don't give the GM ideas. :p ) ( It hasn't been close to 20 minutes yet. ) * Vicki shrugs. "Not unless they drank the water, I should think." ( I thought you said it wouldn't be realtime) Eoi: They're not attacking. Let her take her time. More resting for us. True. * Eoi falls over asleep. ( No, meaning it may be longer at this rate :P ) * Vicki raises an eyebrow. * Quing looks at Eoi. "Geez." You guys sure fall asleep awful quick... Um... Well, we've... *turns to Yuki* Hmm? Not to be rude or anything, but why are you going asleep on the floor? ^_^ ...Calvin's injured. Eoi...lord only knows what he's thinking. (.... waaah. I wanna go back. ;_;) * Quing looks at Eoi and Calvin. "... Geez." ( Just say /me waits for Miyu or something. ^^;) * Eoi blinks and wakes up. Ahh, Refreshes (I was going for a soda. ((_^) ( B4k4. ) ( On the assumption that nobody's doing anything, Miyu comes back with a ladder, chain, and... Whatever it was she needed :P ) ( Extension cord. ) (Yeah) (... Ok. This is like a Roadrunner cartoon now.) Hey, someone help me with superman over here *points at a slumbering Calvin* * Miyu sets up her rooftop idea again. But with a chain across the edge. * Eoi helps Quing with Calvin. ... * Calvin is startled awake by the people touching him. ( Trying to trip it once it tries to grab the levitating cucumber. ) !!! * Vicki blinks. "Whoa whoa, settle down big guy." Alright.. * Miyu levitates the cucumber again. * Calvin notices Miyu is back and goes to help her. .... someone toss a cucumber into the pond or something... Something to get them on the trail. ... Hard-headed bastard... *grumble* * Calvin takes a cucumber and approaches the pond. * Eoi tosses a cucumber in the pond. !!!! O_O * Calvin dives for cover. * Vicki raises an eyebrow. * Miyu (is on the ground, BTW. Opposite the side of the house with the ladder on it) * Kappa comes up with a "Kappa!" and grabs it. Let's group up on this side... * Kappa begins to follow the trail. * Quing stands, and heads outside, katana in hand. * Vicki steps back, trying to blend in with the shadows. * Kappa reaches the ladder, and begins climbing/reaching for the cucumbers there. * Eoi pulls out his Naginata and follows Quing.. * Miyu levitates the cucumber a bit off the edge of a roof, at an angle low enough that kappa has to lean over to get it. And trip against the chain .... this is humiliating... [A few feet from the top, the ladder finally gives way and snaps.] ... * Kappa falls with a "Kaaaaaapaaaaaaaa!" Aw shit... ( x.x ) Hey, it works too. Grrr..... Something else that we're going to have to replace... ... yep. ..... think the water fell out? * Kappa hits the ground. "...Pa. * Miyu goes to check, motionining the others to follow. * Quing follows warily. * Calvin walks toward the Kappa. * Eoi heads for the Kappa carefully. * Kappa sits up grogilly. "Kappa." (... it sat up?) ... (Meaning, it spilled?) ;_; ... * Kappa looks towards the others, and points up. "Kappa Kappa!" in a pleading manner. ... ( Maybe :P ) * Miyu looks up.... .. You want the cucumber? He wants the rest of the cucumbers... ... * Miyu floats cucumber down.... * Kappa points at the cucumber floating in the air. * Quing looks to Eoi, and back at the Kappa. "Geez..." No no, wait! * Miyu floats it jussst out of reach We'll give you the cucumber, if you bow. (jumping reach, even) You know, if they hadn't tried to murder us repeatedly, I'd feel bad about hurting them. * Kappa shouts, "Kappa!" and jumps to get it. ... idea... someone bow, then they get the cucumber. Kappa! Kappa! repeat until he gets it. * Eoi bows. Miyu: No. * Miyu floats the cucmber to Eoi. But keeps another close enough so it doesn't look like it's the last or anything ... next? * Quing shakes his head... * Vicki bows. Me me! * Miyu does the same. (bringin it over, that is) (To Vicki, and keeping another one there...) What is it with wom- forget it.... Kappa, you try! ^___^ * Kappa watches with... well, something :P ..... does it seem to be learning? * Eoi puts the cucumber away for later. .... next? Anyone? See. Bow, Cucumber. * Quing looks at Calvin. Quing, do it. ... If you understand us, Bow.. Please. * Quing ... bows. * Miyu floats him a cucumber. * Kappa bows, spilling the water out, then looks up with a wide grin and holds out its paws to recieve the cucumber. "Kappa!" * Miyu hands the cucmber over. Yatta! * Kappa munches ^^ * Miyu puts a hand on the Kappa's shoulder... Kappakappakappakappakappakappa..pa? * Eoi pulls out his Naginata. Miyu had a good idea! Yay for Miyu! * Quing pulls his katana to a non-awkward position... Yay! Good one Miyu. Aww, don't kill it... ... I'm not going to. It's kinda cute, when not in a murderous rage. We've still got one left. Probably the stronger one. * Quing GLARES at Vicki. "Do you have a way of holding it?" * Calvin sits down against the outer wall of the house. True. But, what do we do with it? (.... I'm putting my hand on the kappa in a friendly manner...) ... ( We noticed. ^_^ ) ( Do I REALLY need to roll to do a contact attack?) Keep it as a pet! My mom wouldn't mind. ( Yeah :P ) ... Fair enough. * Quing frowns. "I'm sure... * Miyu lbinks at Vicki. Yatta! * Miyu removes her hand... Alright... c.c;;; .... can you keep it out of trouble? ... I don't think This'll work with the kappa leader though.. ( This is going to be... bad. ) * Kappa keeps eating the cucumber happily. * Vicki holds out her hand to shake the paw of the kappa. "Sure, no problem!" Heh.... * Kappa shakes Vicki's hand enthusiastically. "Kappa!" * Miyu gives Vicki some cucumbers... ... what are you naming it? * Kappa peeeeeeeeeers at them. ...Umm...I dunno...Kappa? ^^; Kappa. * Kappa nods. "Kappa!" ( The first mention of Tonberry, and someone dies. ) * Eoi twitches. ( Doink! ) Cute pet. We STILL have one left. * Vicki points to herself. "Vicki. *points to the kappa* Kappa." * Kappa points to itself. "Kappa!" Then to Vicki. "Kappa!" Heh... ... Close enough. Yosha! ^_^ And someone's gonna have to occupy the overgrown puppy, in case the last one actually hands it a command... * Miyu feels cheerful. I can do it! Hmm.... Hey Kappa, I'm gonna take you home with me, is that okay? Wait... It's weak as a kid now, right/ ? Yeah. Kappa! Let Yuki watch it. ... ( until it rains. ) Wellll... There's water in the kitchen, you know.. ... idea! ( Oooh... Thanks Calvin. Idea! ) Let's give it a hat. A hat? Yeah. Keep water out of its head. (.. DIE CALVIN!) Umm...okay... Vicki: You can take it home all you want, what you do to creatures ain't my business, but right now we need manpower. And you too. .. A hat. A god damned Ninja Turtle. With a god damned hat. ... anyone have anyhting that could temporarily work? ... yes. Hey Kappa, can you go into the house for a bit please? These silly people want me to work. * Kappa "Kappa!"s and doesn't move. ... ^^; ... I think he likes you. ^_^ I think he likes me too ^^; Heh.... ( I can't believe this is happening. @_@;) *says through grit teeth* Let it follow you in, and tell Yuki to give it that snack. (What if this happened with the mummy?) ( Heh ) Hmm... .... let's find a way to keep this one from getting into trouble. (I agree. Greatest Bloopers episode..) * Vicki takes Kappa by the paw and tries to lead him into the house. "You gotta go inside Kappa. There's yummy cucumbers inside there! Then try the same thing on the next one. ( Yeah. ^_^;;; ) Look, there are more cucumbers in my coat, in the house. That outta hold it. ( And you people were going to go on without cucumbers. :P ) * Kappa heads towards the house with the thought of cucumbers. * Miyu leaves a decent amount for the kappa in the house, then talks to Yuki.... ... alright.... don't be alarmed.... .. Ok, Who votes we just kill the damn Kappa Leader? We've got the water off its head. Yuki-san, this one is harmless. He's my new pet! * Yuki is, as one can imagine, thorougly frightened. "Eeeeek!" Now.. Yuki.... Ah... Pet? We've tamed it... Keep it away from water if you can. ( We've got very little chance of actually killing that thing, in the state we're in. ) Please feed him cucumbers, every...oh...10 minutes or so. * Yuki looks confused, but nods shakily. We're leaving a bunch here... (Calvin: Think we can pull another odd trick out of our ass?) A...Alright... Just... play with it or something. They tend to be fond of silly games. Anything to keep it distacted. I'll try. Don't worry, he's really harmless. He might like TV too. * Quing eyes Calvin. "You're not gonna go take a break if I ask you, huh?" * Miyu nods... ( Eoi: Yeah, sure. ) Thank you, Yuki-san! * Calvin eyes Calvin. One of you guys stay behind to... o_O * Calvin eyes Quing. [Calvin finds himself very attractive] ( @_@; ) Okay Kappa, mommy has to work. You be good, okay? This nice lady will give you cucumbers pretty often. c HAH! * Calvin shakes his head. Hmm..... Kappa! ( HAH! ) * Miyu goes off, then sets up the thing again, levitating cucumbers where the rungs have broken. Good...boy...girl...umm..right. Be right back! Then would you go and watch Yuki-san and the overgrown turtle? * Vicki jogs outside the house, smiling brightly. "I always wanted a pet!" ... ... heh.... * Calvin shakes his hand and goes back to watching Miyu. Well, you can have two if you want. ... ( er, his head. ) I say, we finish this last one, and never speak of this day again. ... alright. Now, we need the cucmber tossed in. ( Oh yeah. This is the session for the Bloopers. ^_^x ) (yeah. ^^;) * Eoi tosses a cucmber into the pond. ... * Calvin stands. *** Kappa is now known as BigKappa (..... wasn't there one more? ^^;) ( .... Shit. ) * BigKappa appears from the pond and grabs it. ( *whimper* ) If this one is really big, can I just...uhh...stay in the house and watch K....k.... ... Mommy, * Vicki stares. * BigKappa is about 9 feet tall, and... well, big. (... the first two died, and there was... oh, crap. FOUR. Not five. * Miyu realizes she miscounted. * Miyu runs to the others.... I think I'd like to go home now... .... wow... ... I think I'll go with Vicki. * Miyu looks upwards... ( Actually, the second just retreated. ) * Calvin eyes this monster, ready to defend Miyu at the slightest sign of attack. * Quing 's eyes narrow. "We finish this." * Miyu tosses over some cucumbers.... (two killed, one captured.) He-... hello... @_@; * BigKappa starts following the trail, bellowing "KAPPA!" ( We killed two, captured one. ) Hiya Nice Kappa person. You guys have fun, bye! *starts to dash inside the house* Damnit! Vicki! * BigKappa looks at Miyu. "KAPPA!" * Calvin [eyes] Vicki. Onna no baka! Wanna.. be friends? .. VICKI! ... o.o;;;... ... Crap. He... hello... * Calvin drops into sprinting position. ... Aww hell... * Miyu gives over more cucumbers... ^^;; * BigKappa holds out his hand "KAPPA!" ... Ok. So we are dead. ....O_O * BigKappa munches them. Very quickly. ( Miyu's being mugged. @_@ ) * Miyu puts a cucumber in its hand... And...and...I'm still a virgin! ;_; .. Does anyone have a really big cucumber? o_O * Miyu (notes that Miyu is VERY short) ( *snickers* ) Vicki: And who do expect to believe that?! * BigKappa towers over Miyu. ... ( The fact that she's standing in front of this 9 foot thing... ) * Quing pulls a cucumber from his pocket. Don't MAKE me smack you. KAPPA! * Calvin dashes across the yard to Miyu. @_@;;;.... * Eoi pulls out a Cucumber * Quing waves it. "Hey! You!" Hey! Kappa! * Eoi waves it. Waaaaaah! Run away, run awaaaaaay! ... let's not be hostile yet.... * Calvin tries to grab Miyu and run the hell away. Here Kappa! have a cucumber! * BigKappa turns towards Quing, and Eoi, and holds its paw out demandingly. "KAPPA!" * Quing draws away from Eoi, putting space between them. Umm...s...should we try...the....bowing...thing? * Eoi moves away from Quing.. (It's probably greedy, not friendly... If anyone's got idea's, nows the time! * Miyu bows. * BigKappa heads towards Eoi first. * Vicki quakes in fear. (SHIT IN A STICK!) Eoi! Bow! ( Random roll :P ) * Eoi hands the cucumber to BigKappa and then bows. ...Umm...maybe... ( What dice do we use?) * BigKappa ignores Eoi, swallowing the cucumber. ( d6? 2d6?) Too many parameters Miyu. ( Or other?) Umm...maybe Kappa could talk to it...? ( I meant for choosing. ) Vicki: Kappa might listen to it. * BigKappa then heads towards Quing. ... that... could do something... get Kappa, Vicki. Should I.. ... * Quing drops the cucumber on the ground. I'm gonna go get...it. Miyu: Kappa might LISTEN to it. * Miyu proceeds to feed it cucumbers... o.o... * Quing backs away. "Get ready to attack!" * Vicki dashes towards the house. "Kappa, Kappa!" * Eoi pulls out his Naginata... Eoi.... * BigKappa looks at the cucumber, then at Quing, then points at the cucumber. "KAPPA!" *** Yuki is now known as Kappa Kappa? * Quing looks at the BigKappa. "What? Get it yourself!" Kappa. Kappa.. buddy.. Kappa, the big one is...is being not nice! Can you make it bow like you did before for us? Could you perhaps... make this guy not kill us all. * BigKappa stomps and points again. "Kap. Pa." You want it? Get it! * Miyu floats the cucumber over to Big Kappa. * Kappa looks a bit confused. "Kappa?" * BigKappa snatches it. * BigKappa then devours it. * Quing grumbles. "Damnit Miyu, this ain't the time..." * Miyu floats one to little Kappa * Vicki bows at Kappa. "Like this! Can you make the big one do that?" ( He's in the house. ) * Kappa grins. "Kappa!" And bows. ...Yes yes, the big one has to do that...come outside with me, okay? * Vicki grabs Kappa's paw and leads him outside. "Please Kappa, help us out?" Kappa? * Miyu goes to get all the cucumbers closer... He needs to do what you did...oh dear... * BigKappa ignores the little Kappa, facing the rest of the group. "KAPPA!" * Calvin takes a really, really big bag of cucumbers and steps in front of the UberKappa. * Quing kneels, and grabs the cucumber off the ground, and holding it at his feet. "You want it? Come down here and get it." Go for the head when I say so! * Vicki bows, then points at Big Kappa and bows again. "Like that!" * Calvin offers the UberKappa a cucumber. .... no.... might scare off this powerless Kappa... * BigKappa takes it. This big one... Is it grateful for anything? * Calvin takes a few steps back and holds out another cucumber. * BigKappa is too interested in the cucumbers to pay attention to the little Kappa. ( Mine or Cal's? ) It seems demanding.... * BigKappa steps foward and takes it. And it's gonna be angry when we run out. * Calvin steps backward again and offers another cucumber. * BigKappa steps foward again and takes it. ... I'm scared, minna ;_; Should I just.. stab it? No. * Calvin steps backs up about five feet and offers another cucumber. I don't wanna die a virgiiiiiiin...! *cries* ... Fine. What is he doing? ... just... leave it alone for a bit... I have nothing I can do... ... we'll think of something. * BigKappa follows quickly. "KAPPA." and takes it. Just keep feeding it... (Does it seem grateful or happy or anything? ^^;) * Calvin begins backing away steadily, offering up cucumbers to lure the UberKappa away. ( I'd call it greedy. ) ( NEED MORE CUCUMBERS!!! ) ( It seems like it wants to eat cucumbers :P ) Wait... * BigKappa continues to follow Calvin. * Quing sprints for Calvin. ... geez... ... Oh wonderful. Calvin, this ones a bit big to hit with my bike. Where did these kappa come from? * Calvin [GLARES] at Quing. Damnit... stupid kid... * Miyu goes with Calvin... * Eoi follows Calvin and the Kappa at a safe distance. If we can lead this one back to his original source... * Calvin keeps steadily retreating, luring the UberKappa onward. * Quing stops a coupld of feet away, and appraises for an opening.. ( NEED MORE CUCUMBERS!!! ) ( NEED MORE CUCUMBERS!!! ) ( NEED MORE CUCUMBERS!!! ) Quing... please... don't.... * Vicki hugs little Kappa. "You did okay, Kappa. I'll take you into the house now." * Miyu tosses over more cucumbers. Miyu: You gotta better idea? .. yeah.. take him inside, Vicki.... Kappa! ^_^ Quing... don't do this.... Please... * BigKappa keeps following and snatching. Miyu.. I dopn't see MUCH other choice. * Vicki leads Kappa into the house. "Thanks Kappa. You tried...and I don't want you to get hurt..." Sorry. I really am. * Calvin stops retreating for a moment and scribbles a note while offering up cucumbers. Kappa ^_^ But, unless you come up with something in the next minute.. * Quing whistles, and holds up the still uneaten cucumber. * Miyu passes over more... Yuki... * BigKappa looks annoyed at the stop and bellows. "KAPPA!" Yo! Big man! I got yer food! *** Kappa is now known as Yuki * Calvin begins leading the big fellow on again. Ah.. Yes? * BigKappa turns towards Quing. Is there anywhere these guys might have COME from? @_@ * Vicki gets a few cucumbers from Quing's coat, then dashes outside again. That's right... this way... I don't know... Maybe we can lead this one back home... Any nearby lakes? Can you guys get a decent shot while he's distracted? Or anywhere? ... Preferable an ocean? * Quing backs away quickly. I can. * Miyu tosses over more cucumbers... @_@ * Eoi gets ready... There's a river not too far... Should lead to the ocean eventually. * Calvin continues leading the UberKappa on, hoping that _someone_ will bring him his order. ... tahnks * Quing tosses one at the Kappa, and catches the other. * Miyu fills Calvin's order. ... How far is the river. * BigKappa continues to follow Calvin, cause he's got more. How far. More then a mile or two? Okay, I've had it... He's flipping insane. * Miyu proceeds to try to levitate more cucumbers over, but spreading them a bit... Um... Not too far... 5 minutes on a quick walk... Gotta make this last.. * Vicki tries to run to Calvin. "Kappa! Kappakappakappa! Thanks! ... Shit. ;_; Let's turn this into a run. The faster, the better... * BigKappa turns "Kappa?" * Miyu blinks. Here's the deal. Why don't we try for the river.. if we can't make it, we fight it. Right. * Vicki bows, her hands holding out the cucumber. "Kappa kappakappa!" Good. Let's go. Alright.... * BigKappa takes it. "KAPPA!" Then returns to Calvin. ... * Quing looks in confusion and restrained anger at the big beast. Let's run. Faster that way. Fewer cucumbers used. * Calvin begins moving backward at a faster pace. So much for my supposed skill at languages... * Vicki jogs quickly down the path. * BigKappa keeps up, easily. * Miyu proceeds to go, helping out Calvin where possible.... Calvin is running out of cucumbers, quickly. * Quing follows, catching up to Calvin. .... please... .please...please... let this work.. @_@;;... ( Very quickly. ) * Quing waves the cucumber in his face. "Damnit... left my coat..." ( Are we there yet?) Calvin, Run. Sprint. Cal, book. I've got this. * Calvin turns and runs, holding up one of the last cucumbers. Go! Don't wait for us! * Vicki jogs after the huge Kappa, trying to keep up. Shi.. * Quing trails, slowing to give Calvin running space. * BigKappa roars. "KAPPA!" and follows, barely falling behind Calvin. * Miyu tosses more over.... * Eoi hops on his motorcycle.. * Calvin kicks the speed up to 75kph ( You don't even come close :P ) (Heh) O_O ... yeah, that'd work. * Eoi chases after the Kappa and Calvin. ( Calvin and the Kappa are pretty much on their own, except for Eoi now. ) Grr.... * Calvin paces himself to stay just out of the UberKappa's reach. * BigKappa follows Calvin, not looking happy. ( body roll, Calvin. ) Damn stupid kid! He's gonna get killed! Come on Calvin! Move it! * Miyu jumps into the air, and stays there. .... looks like this is the only way left.... (Matrix!) 2d6 * Dicesuke throws the bones for Calvin (2d6) and gets 7. * Miyu blasts off in Calvin's direction * Quing sprints as fast as he possibly can. ( Missed by one. Any bonus for not going as fast as I can? ) ( Opposed Body, actually. ) * Vicki begins to run as fast as she can, trying to keep up with the group. ( Ah ) * BigKappa begans to catch up. * Eoi guns as fast as he can for Kappa. Hang on Calvin.. * Calvin kicks the speed up to 80kph. ( body roll. ) 2d6 * Dicesuke throws the bones for Calvin (2d6) and gets 2. (Woo!) ( SCORE! ) ( Bwahahahahaha! ) ( YOSH! ) (WOO HOO!) ( Nope. ) ( YAAAAAHOOO!!!) ( Guess what the Kappa got ^_^ ) (..... Critical success...) ( WHAT?! ) (.. Noooo.) * Quing (PALES) (..... but it's a CRITICAL) ( ... ) ( you don't oppose a critical!) ( Right. You both crit. ) ( @_@) (So.. you BOTH speed up.) Grr..... ... Jesus, how can that boy move so fast.. * BigKappa follows Calvin easily. * Miyu tries to blast her aerial speed up... 2d6 * Dicesuke throws the bones for Miyu (2d6) and gets 5. * Eoi attempts to go faster.. Come on you stupid bike.. ( It's not a speed increase, Miyu. ) ( It's seeing if the kappa catches him. ) ( Oh ) Grrr..... * Quing tries to book it even faster. "Damn... kid... stupid... suicidal..." ( body roll. ) 2d6 * Dicesuke throws the bones for Calvin (2d6) and gets 7. ( missed by one, AGAIN. ) * Miyu attempts to launch a cucumber forward to possibly slow the thing down. * BigKappa is now running RIGHT BEHIND Calvin. * Calvin kicks up the speed to 90kph. ( No way you can throw that far, Miyu. ) ( How far away are they?) ( Er... where the hell are we going? ) * BigKappa keeps going. ( Please say he can't keep up with that... ) ( You barely can see them. ) ( He can. ) Shoot... how much more to go.... ( He's FAST ) Grr.... ( Shit. ) There's gotta be a shortcut or SOMETHING... * Eoi pushes the bike to the limit.. come on..) Calvin.... Calvin, Don't die on us.. ( Can I roll a mind to see if I find a shortcut to catch up? ) ( I'mgonnadieI'mgonnadieI'mgonadie!!! ) ( You're flying. How much more shortcut can you get? :P ) * Calvin grits his teeth and keeps going. It's not like a Fort to give up. ( Miyu finds a short cut! She can... go straight! Duh :P ) ( Cal: Spend EP to raise stats? ) ( I dont' know if I can. ) ( I think it's 10 EP to raise a stat by 1 for a few minutes ) ( Body time! ^_^ ) ( Brett, can I? ) ( If you have magic, go ahead. ) ( Brett: Is using this rule alright with you? ) ( If not, no. ) (It's not magic) (It's a normal skill everyone posesses) ( I never liked that rule :P ) ( Me? magic? Please. ) ( Let's rock. ) 2d6 * Dicesuke throws the bones for Calvin (2d6) and gets 9. ( shit... ) (... Shit on a stick) ( Wait... Where are we going? ) ( how long to the river? ) ( defense roll now :P ) ( A 5 minute walk away ) (River. Miyu thinks we care lure the damn thing into the sea) 2d6 * Dicesuke throws the bones for Calvin (2d6) and gets 2. [You can see the river just down the next hill. ( WHOOO!) ] (Woo!) ( CRIT! ) We're almost there! * Miyu SMILES... ( Miyu: Then they should have PASSED it helluva further back. ) Calvin completely avoids the attack. ( I know. ) (Don't debate anime physics.( * Vicki pants. "This...better.....be....worth....it...." ( But Brett says it needs to be like that ) Calvin... ( Body roll, assuming you're still running. ) (It's the same reason Namik took 3 hours to blow up, when it shoulda taken 5 minutes.) 2d6 * Dicesuke throws the bones for Calvin (2d6) and gets 10. ( Heh) ( shit. ) ( Damn it, Dice. ) ( Nother defense. ) ( Doesn't hte kappa get tired? ^^; ) 2d6 * Dicesuke throws the bones for Calvin (2d6) and gets 6. ( Made. ) ( Whew... ) * Quing shakes his head. "If that thing doesn't kill him, I'M going to..." ( So does Calvin. Sooner than the kappa, infact. ) ( Oh) (We almost there?) [Calvin manages to parry the attack, but not to do any damage] Why.. the hell didn't we kill this damn thing.. ( How much longer, at 90kph? ) ( You haven't been running that long. ) ( Unfortunately, no. ) [Calvin streaks down the hill, the Kappa following quickly. ] ( body roll! ) 2d6 * Dicesuke throws the bones for Calvin (2d6) and gets 7. ( .... how much time has each thing been taking? x.x) Wish.. Norii was.. here.. DAMMIT.................................... [No change.] ( What are you panting for bikeboy? :p ) (Any way I can blast up my speed with energy?) [You reach the bottom of the hill. Almost there.] ( No, unless you have it as psionics or magic. ) Grrr.... ( Is there a bridge? ) ( Body roll. ) It's a long shot, but............ (I don't have a helmet. You ever try talking in 100MPH with bugs in your teeth and such?) ( Yes. ) ( And a river. ) 2d6 * Dicesuke throws the bones for Calvin (2d6) and gets 6. ( Yes. Exilerating, ain't it? ) ( Can I use a psi blast to launch a cucumber forward?) ( Yes, it is. ) ( Defense roll. ) 2d6 (Damn straight..) * Dicesuke throws the bones for Calvin (2d6) and gets 8. ( Shit. ) ( You can try. ) (Shitshit) dammit.... * BigKappa finally clobbers Calvin, bringing them to a halt. ( x.x ) * Eoi slows down.. O_O ( SO CLOSE! ) CALVIN! Oh shit! ( DAMMIT) ( How far back are we? ) C..c....*panting* Cal....vin..... * Miyu rushes up to Calvin..... Guys... I'm attack the damn thing! The cucumbers. I'll heal Get this thing away form here! ( initative ) * Miyu goes to heal Calvin immediately if possible... * Eoi pulls out a cucumber and speeds by d6+6 * Dicesuke throws the bones for Miyu (d6+6) and gets 7. ( we're all there? ) HEY KAPPA! d6 * Dicesuke throws the bones for Quing (d6) and gets 3. d6+7 * Dicesuke throws the bones for Eoi (d6+7) and gets 8. ( Look at the speeds we were moving at.... d6 * Dicesuke throws the bones for Vicki (d6) and gets 2. ( *WINCES* ) ( Oh yeah. Only Eoi and Miyu. Sorry ^6; ) d6+7 * Dicesuke throws the bones for Calvin (d6+7) and gets 10. ( And Calvin. ) ( Thankful for that... ) (Well then, ignore what I just said..) * Vicki tries to jog toward the river. "Minna...I'm...coming...@_@" [Calvin's Turn] * Calvin waves the last cucumber at the UberKappa and takes off for the river again, aiming for the space right beside the bridge. * BigKappa follows hot in persuit. (Woo! New 8-bit up..) * Miyu blasts off after him, throwing up a shield around Calvin as well... ( Way to break the mood, Eoi. ) ( Not your turn, Miyu. ) ( Has anyone considered the fact that leading it to the river will only make it a PUBLIC NUSIANCE? ) ( Actually, not the Kappa's either. ) [Eoi's turn] ( We're bringing it to the ocean) (Oh) (.. Ok, I'll give it one more chance..) ( Get the cucumbers moving) ( Eoi caught up, BTW. ) ( Is the ocean really close? ) ( Not REALLY, but at the speed your going, couldn't be too far. ) ( What about me?) (... Damnation.. to attack the thing or not to..) ( Then we're fighting. ) ( How badly damaged is Calvin?) ( Miyu can see them. ) (Badly IIRC.) ( Calvin looks like he should be dead. ) * Calvin should be dead. (shite.... ( Nah. Not quite. But alarmingly close. ) * Eoi drives near the Kappa and slashes. * Calvin is running on the blessings of his mother. (.... on my turn, I'm throwing up a shield for Calvin) Attack roll 2d6 * Dicesuke throws the bones for Eoi (2d6) and gets 8. (Did I make it?) Calvin.. RUN! * BigKappa sidesteps, and glares at Eoi. Distracted it! ( SHIT! ) [BigKappa's turn] * BigKappa swings for Eoi, but misses. ( Are we there yet? ) (.. Mommy.) ( Excellent) (Whew..) [Miyu's turn] ( Almost) Gah! ( Can I throw up a shield around party members? ( Yeah. ) [Calvin's turn] * Vicki pants harshly as she runs. "For a five minute walk, it's a damn long run @_@" * Miyu concentrates, then lets out a shout while surrounding her allies with a shield... * Calvin runs back and tries to get the damn UberKappa's attention again. ( Er... After Miyu does that. :P ) ( How close am I to the Kappa?) Calvin.. Run for god's sakes. ( You can see it, but can't do any close attacks. ) Your going to die if you keep this up.. [Eoi's turn] ( Am I close to Eoi?) ( Nope. He's faster than all of you on the bike. ) ( Eoi is right next to the Kappa ) * Eoi attempts to slash at the Kappa again.. 2d6 * Dicesuke throws the bones for Eoi (2d6) and gets 8. ( YES INDEED!) (Woot!) * Quing continues to run, shutting out all feelings of fatigue. "Someone's gonna die. Gotta get there... someone's gonna die..." * BigKappa backs out of the way again. ( There yet? ) ( Dodged) [BigKappa's turn] ( Not quite. Calvin runs much faster than the rest of you. ) ( Defense Eoi ) ( Keep in mind how fast you're going... ) 2d6 * Dicesuke throws the bones for Eoi (2d6) and gets 5. (.. Whew.) ( You know, this is much better than the MC Impro. We're actually GOING PLACES. And we have diverse scenery and stuff ) (I hope. Please.) [Eoi avoids the Kappa's swing.] Gah! [Miyu's turn] Kisama....... Note to self. Avoid high speed battles in future. Not much energy left.... ... FLARE.... * Miyu tosses a ball of energy at the kappa.... 2d6 * Dicesuke throws the bones for Miyu (2d6) and gets 7. ( Success) * BigKappa is totally unaffected. (Dammit( ( THERE YET?!?! ) [Calvin's turn] ( Vicki, they're still moving. ) (Jesus christ it's late..) ( You can't keep up. ) ( WHAT? ) * Calvin whips out his mother's sword and slashes at the damn UberKappa's back to get its attention! ( They're going at like 90 kph ) 2d6 * Dicesuke throws the bones for Calvin (2d6) and gets 6. ( You can run that fast. ) ( ...We ain't gonna catch them, are we. ) ( Unless they stop. ) ( Well, when it's over, we get to be the first ones there) [The blade bites into the Kappa, deffinately catching its attention. (Or the kappa could roll a critical miss on something) [Eoi's turn] ( And stupidity says Calvin's got his key's, so going back for the second bike's a moot point. ) Our job is to keep it going there.... ( Heh) * Eoi slashes at the Kappa. Gee, sense a theme here? 2d6 * Dicesuke throws the bones for Eoi (2d6) and gets 7. (woot. Another hit.) (Betcha he dodges.) [Eoi cuts into the kappa... earning its attention.] ( ARGH! ) (Shit and crap.) [Kappa's turn] ( ... HOW MUCH LONGER IS TIHS THING? ^^;) ( Def toll. ) ( roll ) ( it was supposed to be a 5 minute walk) ( Who, Brett? ) 2d6 * Dicesuke throws the bones for Eoi (2d6) and gets 8. ( Almost there. Combat's holding things up :P ) (SHIT!) ( Eoi ) (Bye all.) ( Yeah, but you guys decided you wanted to reinact Speed. :p ) (I'm, TOAST) ( You could go on Total Defense if you guys wanted. -2 to defense rolls, but you can't attack) ( It woulda worked, too, if it werne't for Eoi. ) ( On your next turn, anyway ) ( Body roll Eoi ) 2d6 * Dicesuke throws the bones for Eoi (2d6) and gets 5. (Whew..) ( Hardly. It was never sound to begin with. :p ) (... how many more rounds do we need to keep it running? ) ( Not that I was doing much better....... ) (It would of worked if it wasn't for the meddling priest and his Naginata) ( Heh) [Eoi is struck, but manages to half-skid/fall so that he doesn't take as much damage as he would if he went flying.] Eoi! ARGJ! Ouch. [Calvin's turn] I think I'll just.. lie here for now. .... looks like it's just The Kappa and I, now... along with Calvin... * BigKappa ignores Eoi, now that he's fallen, and keeps going towards the 'cumbers. * Vicki huffs and puffs. * Calvin makes sure he has the UberKappa's attention and then runs again. ( Can we see them? ) ( I can get his attention now, right? ) (You're the only one in sight.) ( Vicki and Quing make it to the top of the hill, where they can barely see the others. ) @_@ Calviin! ( Body roll. ) * Miyu flies along, spiky hair rushing in the wind. ( Please, god, please... ) 2d6 * Dicesuke throws the bones for Calvin (2d6) and gets 5. ( made it by 1. ) ( YES INDEED!) [Calving stays ahead of the Kappa, and makes it to the river] Quing...I....don't feel so good...@_@ * Quing keeps running. ( Can I just take my action now, Brett? ) [Miyu's turn] ( Ok ) Less... talking... more... RUNNING. ( Shield still up, right? ) Ouch. Ouch.. and also, ouch. [Back up to Calvin] ( Yeah ) ( Heh) (I'm just concentrating on finding a way to catch up. x.x) ( You can go forward, or pray for a miracle :P ) * Vicki keeps running, trying to keep pace with Quing. "Quiiiing...I think I'm gonna collapse soon...@_@" * Quing looks at Vicki. "... Damnit!" * Calvin leads the Kappa down to the edge of the river near the bridge, and at the last minute, flings himself up, turning his feet toward the bridge and running along it. ( How close are we to Eoi? ) ( Getting there. He's at the bottom of the hill. ) ( Hopefully, the Kappa will now run full tilt into the river. ) ( Does Calvin's stunt affect my chances of catching up at all?) * BigKappa follows Calvin as best he can, falling into the river. His speed seems to increase. ( No ) ( Shoot. Water speed. x.x) ( Fscking wonderful... ) * Calvin reaches the other side of the river and tosses the last cucumber into the water, hoping that the UberKappa follows it downstream. [Miyu's turn] Calvin! * Miyu holds up another cucumber.... ( Can I use a psi blast to propel it forward? ^^;) * BigKappa swims towards it, catching it rather quickly. ( You can try... ) (... that's got to be the most bizzare use of psionics yet, outside of mind control and telepathy) ( Ah well. It doesn't take too much energy...) ( Wait! Idea! ) ( Eh?) ( IDEA! ) ( Quing and Vicki catch up to Eoi. ) Eoi! ( Don't say it. No telepathy :P ) Hi. ( It's in water, right? Water makes t...shit. ) Eoi! Oh my god! .. got any morphine? * Quing slows his pace, and stops, kneeling by the boy. [Still Miyu's turn... for a few minutes] Where'd they go? [Eoi's lying half under his bike] * Miyu attempts to blast a cucumber at a high speed for extra push... [The half that's under doesn't look pretty.] Just a little more momentum..... (I HAVE to go. Like, NOW. Sorry.) ( Bai) ( Roll attack. ) 'Sokay 2d6 * Quing grabs the bike, and lifts, putting up its kickstand, and stabilizing it on its own. * Dicesuke throws the bones for Miyu (2d6) and gets 8. ( Bye... ) TAKE THIS, CUCUMBER! (Success) * Eoi is knocked out from the pain. *** Eoi has quit IRC (EDeangelus@AC864310.ipt.aol.com) (Quit:) Damnit... [Miyu blasts the cucumber, making it go splat] DAMMIT! ( NOOOOOO! ) [Kappa's turn] ( I'm takin his bike. He'll get it back when that things dead. ) ( DAmmit, dammit, dammit. x.x ) * Quing looks at Vicki. "How good do you feel? * BigKappa catches the cucumber, and munches it. [Calvin's turn] ...Do you want me to stay with him? * Calvin prays that the UberKappa decides not to come back. He... He'll be fine... ... * Quing looks a bit worried, and gets on the bike. ( ... That your action? :P ) ( Call it a held action. ) You're choice. Coming? * Vicki shakes her head. "Go on, I'll stay with him." ( What about entering Total Defense mode?) [Miyu's turn] (Catches up_ He looks bad to me... ) ( WAI!) Calvin! * Quing guns the engine, and rides off in persuit. * Miyu tosses out another cucumber... Come on..... * BigKappa is rapidly munching the cucumber. ( Brett: ETA? ) ( Next turn. ) * Vicki grips the unconcious boy's hand. ( Body roll, Cal ) 2d6 * Dicesuke throws the bones for Calvin (2d6) and gets 9. ( Um, not even close. ) ( ... x.x) ( .... the shield's still up...) (It should soak quite a bit of damage, if not everything) ( I collapse, don't I? ) [Calvin misses the cucumber. It lands a bit away from him. The kappa takes notice] ( No, you missed the catch. ) ( I thought she was throwing it downstream. ) ( I was tossing at the downstream) ( Yeah) ( Oh. ) (... does the downstream get a defense roll or soemthing?) * BigKappa is on it in an few instances. ( Christ, I'm having a panic attak. ) * Miyu (ponders. "You attack the side of the barn. it dodges) [Calvin's turn] ( Ack... ) Defend yourself... ( I'm having a hard time typing, this has me so riledu p. ) ( Whee! ) ( Haven't you realized you're all gonna die? ) ( We're almost there, dammit... ) ( Vicki was the smart one. She stayed with Eoi :P ) c Vicki: It ain't over till the fat lady sings! * Calvin uses his whole action to pray that the UberKappa decides to leave well enough alone. ( 2 cucumbers left. One with Quing, one with Miyu ) ( Eoi and I are the only survivors, and we will gather up your tattered remains... ) [Miyu's turn] ( What, that's a new action? One Cucumber left? ) ( Whee! ) ( how far am I from the kappa?) ( One cucumber! :P ) ( And how did tossing the cucumber at the thing affect it?) ( Above and a few feet away. ) (Unique Attribute: One Cucumber Left) ( It swam towards it, caught it, and ate it. ) ( Speed at all?) ( Fast ) * Miyu tosses again... [Kappa's turn] ( This is dragging out too long... dad's yelling at me... ) * BigKappa swims, catching the thing :P ( This really is. I have to get up eaaaarly tomorrow too. ) ( sorry. It's almost over, you can go if you need to. ) ( A 5 minute walk shouldn't take this many runds. >_<) [Quing's turn] ( It hasn't been that many :P And you made it to the river. ) ( Next session, can we do teh after scene thing? This sounds like it'd be a MC OAV thing, and thus deserves a properly roleplayed ending... ) ( Then just go onto the next opening bit, like usual) ( Yeah. Next session, I'll allow for it. ) (Wai. This session was great.) ( Is that sarcasm? ) (No) * Calvin runs for the hills, trying to get out of sight of the UberKappa. * Quing rides up and he breaks so far from the Kappa, waving the cucumber. "Yo! Here! (It was funny, and we actually solved some problems without just resorting to violence * BigKappa looks towards Quing and holds out a paw. "KAPPA!" Yeah, me again, you bastard. ( oh no. ) Quing! * BigKappa glares and stomps. "KAPPA!" * Quing steps off the bike. "Yeah, whatever! I've had it with you!" Quing..... * BigKappa starts lumbering towards Quing. You want it? Come get it! Dammit................................. Quing! Get out of here! * Calvin grabs Miyu and weakly tries to pull her away. ( Miyu's flyin', dude. ) ( Really? ) ( Yep ) ( Yup ) ( I must be more delerious than I thought. ) * Quing tosses the cucumber in the air, toward the Kappa, and readies his katana... * Calvin waves his arms to get Miyu's attention. Quing, dammit................. * Miyu looks. * BigKappa waits for it, and catches it. * Calvin motions Miyu to him. * Miyu goes there.... * Quing attacks, katana flaring. * Calvin tries to pull Miyu along now. 2d6 * Dicesuke throws the bones for Quing (2d6) and gets 7. (... how is he doing this when we're in the river, moving at high speeds? ) * BigKappa is stuck by Quing. In rage, it stuffs the cucumber into its mouth. (Along the river ,evne) ( He wasn't moving at high speeds, he was chasing cucumbers. ) * Quing shouts behind him, "Get outta here! Take him and go!" Quing! We're almost there! [Kappa's turn] Def roll DOn't make this take longer than it has to! ( You have no bait now. ) ( Dammit. -_-) ( Yes I do. He's pissed, and I struck it. Bait enough. :p ) ( Go if you need to, Dem ) ( YOu're slowing it down) * Calvin desperately tries to pull Miyu away from Quing and the UberKappa. ( Don't want you to get in trouble over my game. ) ( I'm not leaving until the session is actually over... ) ( It might be awhile now that there's combat. ) ( As I am currently doing absolutely nothing.... ) ( Should I go? ^^; ) * Miyu prepares to take aim to distract it and bring it over again........... ( You too Tris. This is pretty much between Quing and the Kappa now. ) ( Go back to the house for the pet) ( I should hope Eoi's more important than Kappa. ) ( Get him too) ( He IS my eventual love interest, after all. ) ( Not Nakamura? ;.; ) (.... whose turn is it?) [Quing's still] * Calvin desperately tries to drag Miyu away again. * Quing eyes the kappa, smirking. "Well grandpa, you got you're wish. I'm devil hunting." (Oh yeah. Quing needs to make a defense roll..) * Miyu goes along... 2d6 * Dicesuke throws the bones for Quing (2d6) and gets 6. ( Oh yeah. ) ( ... And that's a miss. ) ( Wait, it didn't attack yet. ) ( Or did it? AGH! ) ( Naka-sama is clueless. And not interested. ) ( Was wonderin when you'd see that. ^^;; ) ( Yeah, it did. ) (It made an attack. Quing needs to dodge) * BigKappa pounds into Quing ( Painful, Quing. Painful. ) * Miyu makes the obligatory shout. Quing! ( Well, Miyu is Calvin's love interest now, thus proving that I don't hate all of Dem's characters. ^_^ ) (... whose turn now?) [Cal's turn] ( heh) * Quing falls to a knee, and tries to roll with the blow... * Calvin is still desperately trying to drag Miyu away. * Quing is seeing stars... Quing... run... let us finish this up! O_O * Miyu holds up her hands, and prepares to concentrate... [Miyu's turn] ;_; If you don't get the hell out of... here... I'm going to KILL YOU MYSELF! ( Christ, he's been taking lessons from Jake and the BoE. ) * Miyu flies alongside Calvin, then releases another Flare at the thing. * Quing pulls back into a sloppy combat position. Come on. Get back to the ocean... ( *POWERPOSE!* ) * BigKappa seems totally unaffected. ( That's it, I'm tired of this. ) ( If she won't get the point one way, she'll have to get it another. ) Try for an air tackle! take its head down! [Quing's turn] * Quing goes for an upward slash, aura flickering around the katana. 2d6 * Dicesuke throws the bones for Quing (2d6) and gets 7. Grk... x.x * Miyu looks... completely drained... * BigKappa sidesteps the slash. .... dammit.... only enough to keep the field going for the rest of the minute................ * Quing staggers back a couple of paces. "Fall damn you..." .......... mission is a failure.... * Miyu flies off.. [Kappa's turn] ( Not your action, Miyu. ) ( You're still next to me. ) * BigKappa shouts, "KAPPA!" and swings at Quing. (Flying off on my turn, then. Unless htings change) ( Def roll. ) 2d6 * Dicesuke throws the bones for Quing (2d6) and gets 11. ( How damaged does the Kappa look?) [Quing is totally unprepared for the attack.] ( Injured, not seriously. ) ( I gotta be off. Assume the shield is there as if I were there...) ( Oh no, you can't leave yet. ) ( Shield's KOed ) ( Don't you dare, Dem. ) ( If he has to, he has to. ) [Calvin's turn] ( NOOO! I need him here for this! ;_; ) (..... dad's ye... all right... ) 2d6 * Dicesuke throws the bones for Calvin (2d6) and gets 7. * Quing falls back to the ground, teeth chattering. ( Miyu, roll defense. ) 2d6 * Dicesuke throws the bones for Miyu (2d6) and gets 8. Damnit... run... one of us dead is enough... ( That'd be a failure. ) * Calvin grabs ahold of Miyu, turns her toward him, and kisses her. ( O_O ) ...........ghk............ @@ * Quing looks on. "And NOW he gets his jollies out..." So much... for innocent... X>x ( It's the only thing I could think of to stun her. ) ( Damn it, nobody ever kisses ME! ;_; ) ( I'm so unloved... ) ( Yeah, that's a stunner alright... ) ( Yeah right. You wanted to do it :P ) ......................... [Miyu's turn] @_@ ( Yeah, he did, but that's beside the point. ) [End Turn] [Quing's turn] ( Vicki's gonna die a sad and lonely virgin spinster... ) * Quing stumbles to his feet, spits, and slashes again. ( You wanna be a martyr, dude, far be it from me to stop you. ) ( Nah. She'll get the football guy :P ) (Alright, I gotta be off now. Roleplay the conclusion the next time all of us are on? ) K ( Kami, if you let me get a perfect, I'll go to church from here until I die... ) ( Cal has enough room in his heart for both Miyu and Vicki!!! ) *** Miyu has quit IRC (demota@2Cust5.tnt15.sfo3.da.uu.net) (Quit: whee. z.z) 2d6 * Dicesuke throws the bones for Quing (2d6) and gets 4. ( Close enough. ) * BigKappa staggers under Quings assult, but fights on. ( But Vicki likes Naka and Eoi. And....sorta the other two. She thinks they're cute. ) ( I'm... ordinary. Sorry. ) [Kappa's turn] ( Well, the jerk's gonna die anyay, which leaves the group completely lacking in cute men. ^_^x ) ( def roll. ) J... Just FALL already! 2d6 * Dicesuke throws the bones for Quing (2d6) and gets 8. ( I'm a track star though, if you're into that. ) * BigKappa takes another swing at Quing, hitting him with an ear-ringing strike. ( ...*_* ) [Quing does NOT look good. ] * Quing takes it full on, falling to his knees, almost dropping his katana. ( Well what did you expect? I _can_ run at 90kph. ) ( Vicki loves everyone in the group but Quing! But she thinks Quing's cute, if an asshole. ) ( All I can say is you were warned not to take them head on X.x ) [Calvin's turn] * Calvin keeps ahold of the utterly stunned Miyu and [RUNS] [Quing's turn] * Quing looks through hazy vision at the departing figures, and smiles. ( ...Quing's dying? ) ( It's intirely possible. ) ... Time to end this. ( Ohshitohshitohshit... ) ( It's very likely, without a miracle. ) ( ... ) ( if he's got a self destruct attack, I'm gonna be amazed. ) * Vicki folds Eoi's hands over his chest, and *RUNS* down to the river. "Minna, I'm comiiiiiing!" * Calvin switches the soundtrack to play All I Need is a Miracle. ( ... ) ( You doing anything, Quing? ) * Quing stabs at the Kappa. DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEE!!!! ( I ain't gonna let nobody die. And I have really good hearing, so I heard it. ) 2d6 * Dicesuke throws the bones for Quing (2d6) and gets 8. ( That was counter productive... ) ( Right. Forgot about that. You heard it. ) ( Am I there yet? Am I there yet? Am I there yet? ) [Quing misses.] ( You can see them. ) ( So much for the shining last moment... ^^;; ) [Kappa's turn] * Vicki tries to push herself faster. "Gotta run, gotta...keep going..." K....KAPPA!! * Calvin passes Vicki on the way back, carrying Miyu. ( Now THAT was heartless Bugger. :p ) ( Eh? ) ( def roll, Quing. ) ( Smart, but heartless. I LOVE IT. ) 2d6 * Dicesuke throws the bones for Quing (2d6) and gets 7. ( It's not like I can warn her. ) ( She knows. Or gets the gist. ) ( Hey, if you wanna be a martyr, far be it from me to stop you. ) * Quing ( Is actually playing Blaze of Glory. ^_^) ( I know I can't take this thing, so my first concern is to get Miyu to safety, cause she's totally spent. ) Kappa! KAPPAKAPPAKAPPA!!! ( Quing: Heh. Try playing It's My Life, too. ) * BigKappa punches Quing. Time seems to stop. ( Card Captor Sakura opening :P ) * Vicki begins to cry, a little. ( Not impressive here. ) * Quing spins with the punch, and lands on the ground, twitching. * Quing still gripping his katana. ( roll. ) 2d6 * Dicesuke throws the bones for Quing (2d6) and gets 8. * Vicki keeps running. [With a roaring cry, Quing lunges at the Kappa, expending the last of his strength to drive the blade into its brain. ] [The Kappa falls. A few seconds later, so does Quing.] ( Blaze of Glory? ) ( Yeah. ) ( At least you took him with you, man. ) [Session End]