[20:39] [Last session's fiasco left with the club getting sucked into an ancient tome. Presently, Eoi awakens alone in a rectangular room, with three doors on the same wall. The walls and ceiling are all red, with a red/orange carpet covering the floor] [20:40] [There is no sign of the others.] [20:40] ( Glee. ) [20:40] [Session Start!] [20:40] Gah... What happened. [20:40] * Eoi blinks. and looks around at this surroundings. [20:41] ... Where the hell am I? ... did the book.. [20:41] [Eoi sees what I just described. Albiet the lights which come from lamps on the walls.] [20:41] *** Kirby is now known as Voice [20:41] Ow... Where the hell am I? [20:41] ( Magic Voice! Is that Jin? ) [20:41] ( Heh ) [20:41] .. Hey! Whose there! [20:41] ( No. It sounds female, and... familiar. ) [20:42] ( .. Vamp-bitch! ) [20:42] Wha-? What do you mean? [20:42] * Eoi tries to tell where the voice came from. [20:42] ( Whoo! ) [20:42] What the hell...?! I can't control my body! What's going on? [20:42] ( It sounds very near you. ) [20:42] * Eoi starts to head for wherever the voice is coming from. [20:42] Hey! Who is there? Hello? [20:43] ( Do I still have my Naginata? ) [20:43] * Voice cries out as Eoi turns! "Waah! Hey! Not so fast!" [20:43] ( You know.. I never spent Eoi's 1 CP. Damn. ) [20:43] * Eoi blinks. [20:43] Err. [20:44] ( Oh dear god. Don't tell me Vampire-lady is inside me. ) [20:44] * Eoi stops suddenly. [20:44] ( Yes, but your outfit has been replaced by dark grey jeans and an open leather jacket. You have no shirt. ) [20:44] ( ... If I have breasts Brett, so help me god. ) [20:44] Whew... That's better. [20:45] ( No. ) [20:45] Err. [20:45] ( You look like you, as far as you can tell, but in a different outfit. ) [20:45] * Eoi looks at his new clothes. [20:45] What the hell happened to my clothes? [20:45] Gah! What the hell happened to my body?! [20:45] What do you mean YOUR body? Who the hell are you? [20:45] ... and WHERE the hell are y.. oh dear god no. [20:46] Who the hell are YOU?! [20:46] Eoi Tabushi, Student and Priest in Training. [20:46] Wait, I recognize this vo- Priest?!?! Gahhh! [20:46] ... This better not be who I think it is. [20:47] You're the moron who opened the book, huh? [20:47] Yeah, thats me. Moron exprodinaire. Now who the holy hell are you? [20:48] As if I didn't already know.. [20:48] I'm Kimiko, the world's greatest thief! [20:48] *** Voice is now known as Kimiko [20:48] Gee. I am not surprised. Where the hell are you vamp-lady. As if I didn't know again. [20:48] I should ask you that! [20:49] Nevermind. I'm leaving. [20:49] ( If Miyu and Calvin end up sharing a body I'm gonna kill you, Brett. ) [20:49] ( But wouldn't they enjoy that? ) [20:49] ( I would find the very amusing. I'm stuck with the unholy demon from hell. Priest-Demon, Calvin-Miyu.. ) [20:49] * Eoi starts moving for a door, but then stops. [20:49] ( All I have to say is this: ) [20:49] Hey! Why did I do that. [20:49] ( ^_^ ) [20:50] Wha-?! Why did I stop?! [20:50] ... [20:50] * Eoi sighs. [20:50] Because apparantly, we are sharing a body. [20:50] *** Joins: Kirby (Brett@n2-198-45.resnet.drexel.edu) [20:50] I just seem to have more control. [20:50] *** Daisuke sets mode: +o Kirby [20:50] * Eoi lets out a long and colorful string of curses. [20:50] Sharing a-- No! I don't wanna share a body with you ;.; [20:51] Gee, like I really want to share a body with you? [20:51] ( Wonder if Calvin gains teh ability to talk ) [20:51] ( Hmm... ) [20:51] ( I'm still wondering. Is my Naginata still here? ) [20:51] ( Maybe I'll make Calvin a voicebox. ) [20:51] ( Eoi: I said yes, but your clothes are different. ) [20:52] ( Ah, I missed that ) [20:52] So.. Any idea how the hell this happened? [20:52] Uh, No? Why should I? [20:52] YOU opened the book. You tell me! [20:53] You were the one who HAD the book in the first place. [20:53] But I didn't open it, duh. [20:53] So how'd the damn creatures get out of the book? [20:54] Uhh.... [20:54] Well, Maybe I peeked... ^_^ [20:54] * Eoi smirks. "Thought so." [20:54] Hell, as long as we are here, mind telling me what that egg was? [20:54] No! It's mine! [20:55] Why should I tell you anything? [20:55] * Eoi spins in a circle. [20:55] Waaaaahhhh! Stop! [20:55] Because if you don't, I'll keep spinning. [20:55] ( My god this would look bad to anyone watching. ) [20:55] ( Yep ) [20:55] Oh yeah?! Take this! [20:55] Gah! [20:56] What the hell did you just do? [20:56] Heh heh heh... [20:56] * Eoi clutches at this head. [20:56] Dammit. [20:56] There's a lot of nifty buttons here... [20:56] ( Oh goddess, she's pushing his buttons... ) [20:56] *** Quits: Arwen (arwen@65.114.94.196) (Quit: Aaaah! People!) [20:56] You touch one button, and I swear to god the second I find out how to get you OUT of me.. I'm taking you for a suntan. [20:56] ( ... ) [20:57] Now. Any idea how we get the hell out of here? [20:57] And if you spin anymore, I'm gonna.... uh... bite you! Yeah! That's it! [20:57] Bite me? from inside? [20:57] Duh. Use a door? [20:57] Which one? [20:58] Quiet you! [20:58] Mmm! [20:58] ... [20:58] * Eoi spins around and around [20:58] ( Oh, this is going to turn out well.. ((_- ) [20:58] Waaahhh! [20:58] Mmmm! mm! Mm! [20:58] 1d10 [20:58] * Dicesuke throws the bones for Chelsea (1d10) and gets 9. [20:58] Ok! I'll stop! Geez! [20:59] Pick a door. I don't care. [20:59] Hmm. [20:59] * Eoi does the most legendary and best used version of picking in the world. [20:59] Eeenie-meenie-miny-mo.. [20:59] d3 [20:59] * Dicesuke throws the bones for Eoi (d3) and gets 3, a CRITICAL FAILURE!!! "God hates you, and so do I." [21:00] * Eoi ends up at the third door. [21:00] Bout time... [21:00] Well. Here goes nothing. [21:00] * Eoi opens the door. [21:00] [Behind the door is... a door.] [21:00] ... [21:00] * Eoi twitches [21:00] * Eoi opens that door. [21:00] [Behind that door is... a door] [21:00] * Eoi opens That door. [21:01] [Eoi opens the door to find... a door] [21:01] ... [21:01] * Eoi goes to the second door. [21:01] Hey stupid! Wrong door. [21:01] Screw that. [21:01] Ok then. YOU Decide. [21:01] Uhhh.... The middle one! [21:01] * Eoi opens the door that is right in front of him [21:02] ( Body roll ) [21:02] 2d6 [21:02] * Dicesuke throws the bones for Eoi (2d6) and gets 7. [21:02] ( ... ) [21:02] ( Didn't make it. As usual. ((_^ ) [21:02] You wimp! Try harder! [21:02] ... [21:02] * Eoi pulls on the door harder [21:02] ( Body roll. ) [21:02] 2d6 [21:02] * Dicesuke throws the bones for Eoi (2d6) and gets 10. [21:03] ( Poor Eoi. ) [21:03] ( ... Dicesuke, You got some splanin ta do. To my BOOT. ) [21:03] Jeez! I thought you were a fighter! [21:03] Grrr... [21:03] * Eoi PULLS on the door again [21:03] Can't you even open a door? [21:03] ( Your mother was good last night, Eoi. ) [21:03] ( ... ) [21:03] ( ... ) [21:03] ( /me kicks Dicesuke in the nads. ) [21:03] ( Let Kimiko try! ) [21:04] ( ;_; Sorry. ) [21:04] ( No. I WILL open this door! For Eoi. Is. MIGHTY! ) [21:04] ( No OOC info, Dem ) [21:04] * Eoi continues to pull on the door. [21:04] ( Sorry.xx. ) [21:04] ( Body roll. Keep doing it until you make it :P ) [21:04] 2d6 [21:04] * Dicesuke throws the bones for Eoi (2d6) and gets 9. [21:04] 2d6 [21:04] * Dicesuke throws the bones for Eoi (2d6) and gets 6. [21:04] ( Made it. ) [21:05] [The door opens into a small storage room, and various things pile onto Eoi, including mops, brooms, a bucket, and Miyu] [21:05] Gah! [21:06] Ouch. Why do girls keep falling on me. Hello Miyu. [21:06] Yah! [21:06] x.x [21:06] ...................... [21:06] [Miyu is wearing a poofy prom dress] [21:06] KYAAAAAAA!!! [21:06] ( O_O ) [21:06] I mean, I can't get a date to save my life.. but a girl is falling? Right on Eoi. Anyway. What the hell is up with the dress Miyu? [21:06] What happened to my clothes? [21:06] Same thing that probably happened to mine. [21:06] Hah! Don't you look stupid! [21:06] .......I don't know.... ;_; [21:06] .... [21:06] Oh, and Kimiko is inside my head. [21:06] z.z [21:07] * Miyu slaps Eoi [21:07] .... oh. [21:07] Hey! [21:07] * Eoi rubs his cheek. [21:07] Don't blame me. Blame the damn Vampire. [21:07] Mou... [21:07] Err. Anyway. Hello. [21:07] * Miyu looks around [21:07] We appear to be.. somewhere. [21:07] Where is everyone? [21:07] Donno. [21:08] All I've found is you and [21:08] * Eoi points at his head. [21:08] Vampire girl. [21:08] ... Wow. This looks really damn insane, doesn't it? [21:08] Told you not to open the book... [21:08] ... [21:08] Oh shut up. You could have told us why. [21:08] Hmm... [21:08] ( Miyu can hear Kimiko, btw ) [21:09] Err. I've opened two doors. Open was this one.. the other over there seems to be nothing BUT doors. [21:09] ( Heh. BTW. How is her voice coming out? ) [21:09] Hmm... [21:09] Let's try the last door [21:09] Works for me. [21:09] ( Have we recovered from injuries and that kinda thing? ) [21:09] ( His mouth, you ecchi person, you. ) [21:09] ( ... ) [21:09] (.......... ) [21:10] ( If it was coming from my crotch, I'd be REALLY DAMN WORRIED. ) [21:10] ( riiiight. ) [21:10] ( So Eoi talks in Kimiko's voice if Kimiko says something? ) [21:10] Anyway.. Last door then? [21:10] * Eoi opens the door. [21:10] Yeah... [21:10] weird dream... [21:11] Mm. [21:11] Well. At least you have it better then me. [21:11] * Eoi motions to his head again. [21:11] [The final door opens into a long corridor with off-white walls. There are double doors at the end] [21:11] * Eoi slowly moves into the corridor, keeping alert [21:12] * Miyu does the same [21:12] ( And yeah, Kimiko sounds like Kimiko. ) [21:12] [As you near the double-doors, you vaguely hear the Looney Toons theme playing] [21:12] ... [21:12] Do.. you hear what I hear? [21:12] .... [21:12] yes... [21:12] Wai! Cartoons! [21:13] Err. Which door? [21:13] Both [21:13] Yes, I'd imagine that random acts of violence really please your mindset. [21:13] ( Double doors, Eoi. It won't matter :P ) [21:13] ( Ah. My mistake ) [21:13] * Eoi opens the doors. [21:15] [Inside the double doors is what looks like a small dining hall with a chandlier and several tables. It is dark, except for a spotlight aimed at a stage at the end of the room, where Calvin is holding a cane and tapdancing.] [21:15] ... [21:15] .... Calvin? [21:15] * Calvin tapdances. [21:15] ... [21:15] * Miyu floats forward.... [21:15] * Eoi just.. can't parse this. [21:15] [He's wearing a blue jacket, red and white stripped pants, and a hat. [21:15] ] [21:15] * Eoi moves forward into the room and walks up to Calvin. [21:15] Heh. [21:15] * Calvin tapdances some more. [21:16] ... Calvin, what the holy hell is up with you? [21:16] * Miyu pokes Calvin [21:16] [Applause breaks out as Calvin finishes the number] [21:16] * Calvin takes a bow and goes offstage. [21:16] * Miyu looks around [21:16] [Oddly, the room is empty, despite the cheering] [21:16] ... [21:16] Alllright. [21:17] * Eoi follows Calvin offstage. [21:17] weird... [21:17] Wai! Encore! [21:17] Calvin? Err. Why are you danc.. [21:17] * Eoi spins in a circle [21:17] ing? [21:17] Waaah! [21:17] Why you... [21:17] * Miyu floats around Calvin. [21:17] O_O [21:18] Gah! [21:18] * Calvin goggles at Miyu. [21:18] Stop that! [21:18] Thank you [21:18] * Miyu blinks... [21:18] .......... [21:18] Told you not to spin anymore. [21:18] * Eoi walks over to Calvin and waves. [21:18] x.x [21:18] * Calvin grabs Miyu in a big hug. [21:18] Hiya Calvin. I've got a vampire in my head. [21:18] No hug for me? [21:18] * Calvin glares at Eoi. [21:18] So, What's with the outfit? [21:18] ( Don't you guys just love me? :P ) [21:18] ... [21:19] * Miyu eyes Calvin's outfit... [21:19] * Calvin signs, [21:19] and, like I said, I've got a vampire in my head. Say hello Kimiko. [21:19] * Calvin signs, [21:19] Hey... uh... Calvin, right? You're a good dancer! [21:19] * Calvin signs, [21:19] Can we get an encore? [21:19] .... where's Chelsea... [21:20] ... [21:20] * Calvin signs, [21:20] Now, I'm hurt. [21:20] (::sneezes::) [21:20] [Just as Miyu says that... nothing happens] [21:20] * Miyu looks aroudn the room... [21:21] [The room looks like a small, but fancy, restaurant. There are no occupants other than you three] [21:21] ( Any food? ) [21:21] ( No. ) [21:21] ( awww... ;_; ) [21:21] * Eoi sits down on the edge of the stage. [21:21] ( Any other exits? ) [21:21] Maybe there's something backstage... [21:22] So. Now what? [21:22] ( There's the way you came, the curtain, and an emergency exit at the side of the room. ) [21:22] * Calvin grabs Miyu's hand and heads for the curtain. [21:22] Hey! Wait up! [21:22] * Miyu follows. o.o; [21:22] * Eoi follows after Calvin and Miyu [21:23] [Behind the curtain looks like... The back of a stage room. Two ways out here. [21:23] ] [21:23] * Calvin goes to the left. [21:23] * Miyu follows along, having her hand held by Calvin [21:24] * Eoi goes left also. [21:24] Jeez. Slow down already. [21:24] [The door opens into a long hallway made out of wire fence. Through the fence, you can see sky. At the end of the "hallway" is another door.] [21:25] * Miyu blinks... [21:25] ... [21:25] * Eoi looks up. [21:25] ( Sky in all directions, that is, and you don't see a building at the end, just a door. ) [21:25] Well. That's a nice sight [21:25] * Calvin follows the 'hallway' [21:25] ( What is the weather like. ) [21:25] * Miyu goes along. [21:25] ( Nice and sunny ^_^ ) [21:25] * Eoi casually walks along. [21:25] Betcha havn't seen a sunny day in a while, huh Vamp-girl? [21:25] Ahhh! Sunlight! [21:25] ( what kind of door? ) [21:25] ... [21:25] Hey, I'm not dead. Cool. [21:26] Well, I am, but... [21:26] I figured not. You are kinda inside me. [21:26] .... I have to wonder.... where'd Kimiko's body go? [21:26] I guess that protects you somehow. [21:26] ( a sturdy one much like the one behind you. ) [21:26] I donno. Let's make sure we find it. It's kinda really damn creepy having someone else in your body. [21:26] * Calvin grabs the handle and tries to open it. [21:26] I'll say. [21:26] *** Kirby is now known as Door [21:27] Say the magic word... [21:27] ... [21:27] Please. [21:27] ... [21:27] * Calvin says nothing. [21:27] .... [21:27] ... [21:27] That was rhetorical. [21:27] How the hell was that rhetorical?!? [21:28] "Say the magic word." these days means "What will you give me?" [21:28] Ah. What do you want? [21:28] Make me an offer. [21:28] How about.. [21:28] * Eoi looks around... [21:28] Err. A leather jacket? [21:28] * Miyu blinks... [21:28] Give him your stupid weapon. [21:28] Hell no. [21:28] ... [21:29] What use would I have for a jacket? [21:29] Err. You can hang it on your doorknob?> [21:29] * Miyu eyes Eoi/Kimiko... [21:29] * Calvin searches his pockets. [21:29] ... [21:29] What use would he have with a Nagitana? [21:29] None. [21:29] Plently of use. Naginata are very useful. [21:29] Give me something better. [21:29] Like what? [21:30] They're stupid. It's just spare baggage. [21:30] ( If it asks for sex, I'm quitting. ) [21:30] * Brett kicks Eoi. [21:30] Hey. It's my weapon. I'm keeping it. Just because I don't have vampiric powers, so I need a weapon. [21:30] ( Wow. I MANGLED that sentence to hell! ) [21:30] How should I know? [21:30] ... Any ideas? [21:30] Perhaps a new doorknob? [21:31] If you want, I can give you vampiric powers if we get out of here. [21:31] Would you like a new doorknob? [21:31] .... well, Calvin here can apparently dance. [21:31] No thanks. Becoming a spawn of evil isn't quite my bag baby. [21:31] Well, this one IS getting a bit rusty... [21:31] ... [21:31] Cool. Calvin, can I see your screwdiver for a second? [21:31] No you don't pal. [21:31] * Calvin checks his pockets for a screwdriver. [21:31] ( Damn. Lost his toolbox? ) [21:31] Present the item first, THEN you can enter. [21:32] ( No toolbox. ) [21:32] ( Damn. ) [21:32] Ok. Give us a second [21:32] Any idea where we can find one? [21:32] I know. [21:32] How about somewhere else? [21:32] Yeah. That is what I was thinking. We've seen a ton of other doors. [21:32] ... [21:32] ( damn OOC information. ) [21:33] ( This must look really damn odd. ) [21:33] ( Actually, the door doesn't seem too surprised at all. ) [21:33] * Eoi heads to the door they came out of. [21:33] * Miyu goes along... [21:34] [The room hasn't changed] [21:34] * Eoi looks at the door they came out of. [21:34] err. Any ideas how to get the knob off? [21:34] .... no idea. [21:34] Use your stick to pry it off? [21:34] Let's try that other door and see if it'll give us ideas [21:34] Works for me [21:35] * Eoi heads to the other door . [21:35] * Miyu does same [21:35] ( Which door? The fire escape, or the door on the right of back stage? ) [21:35] ... [21:35] ( Right of back stage ) [21:35] ( The door on the right ) [21:36] [The door opens into a non-descript green hallway, with a brown door at the end.] [21:36] well. This one is boring. [21:36] * Eoi heads for the brown door [21:36] ... maybe there's something here that'll help [21:36] * Miyu goes alogn' [21:36] * Calvin follows, being pulled along by Miyu. [21:38] * Eoi opens the brown door [21:38] [Behind the door is... a back stage. [21:38] ] [21:38] .. [21:38] * Miyu looks around [21:39] ... [21:39] [...] [21:39] Ok. I'm getting pissed off at this place. [21:39] [The stage looks just like the last one.] [21:39] * Miyu looks through the curtain [21:39] * Eoi walks into the back stage and looks through the curtain [21:39] * Calvin does a little dance. [21:39] ( Dammit. Dad's starting to yell again. x.x ) [21:39] ( ... ) [21:39] ( Problem, Dem? ) [21:39] * Calvin dances as he is pulled along by Miyu. [21:40] ... [21:40] Calvins dancing again. [21:40] [The room seems familiar.] [21:40] * Calvin sticks his tongue out at Eoi. [21:40] * Eoi walks into the room past the curtain. [21:41] [A dining room. You feel as though you've just recently been here.] [21:41] ... [21:41] Bravo. Around in a big circle. [21:41] Shut the hell up. Please. I'm getting a headache [21:41] ... [21:41] ( This feels just like the Mage games our ST used to run... ) [21:41] That makes two of us. [21:41] * Eoi looks for the fire escape. [21:41] *** Quits: Miyu (demota@1Cust112.tnt15.sfo3.da.uu.net) (Read error: Connection reset by peer) [21:41] *** Joins: Miyu (demota@1Cust36.tnt15.sfo3.da.uu.net) [21:42] *** Daisuke sets mode: +o Miyu [21:42] *** Brett sets mode: +v Miyu [21:42] Bleargh. >_< [21:42] *** Brett sets mode: -o Miyu [21:42] + ( ) [21:42] [The fire escape is where it was before] [21:42] * Eoi heads for the fire escape. [21:42] ( Dad's asking me to do stuff right now... x.x ) [21:42] ( ... ) [21:42] I hope this isn't some evil maze, designed to cause to horrible annoyance until we starve to death. [21:43] (.... Miyu will just be really really quiet or something, if you guys don't wanna pause ) [21:43] ( BUt, I don't really have much choice right now. x.x ) [21:43] ( It's up to the PCs if we pause or not. ) [21:43] ( I don't want to go forward with two people. ) [21:43] (I can handle a pause. ^.~) [21:43] ( Ok. Pause it is. ) [21:43] [Pause] [21:44] ( Back to FFVII. ) [21:44] ( So... What do you think so far? :) ) [21:45] ( Frustrating as all hell. ) [21:45] ( In a good way. ) [21:45] ( Fairly neat. I'm wonder exactly what's gonna happen with Eoi and Kimiko. t'd be very odd if we got stuck bonded like this for a long while. ) [21:46] ( Hey, good idea ^_^ ) [21:47] ( AFK a sec. ) [21:48] ( ... ) [21:48] ( Actually, that would be kinda neat. ) [21:55] *** Quits: Daravon (taf@isla-mia.demon.co.uk) (Quit: Leaving) [21:55] ( Back ) [21:56] *** Door is now known as Kirby [21:57] ( ... ) [21:57] ( Doobie.. dobie doo. ) [21:57] ( Someone lemme know when Miyu gets back. ) [22:01] * Eoi stares at FFVII. [22:01] ( Why the hell does RedXII have human arms? ) [22:02] ( He has human arms? ) [22:02] (Sounds like a glitch to me.) [22:02] (o/~) [22:03] (Back) [22:03] (Woohoo!) [22:03] ( Chelsea: When he is disguised as a shinra soldier. ) [22:03] ( Anyway. Game Time! ) [22:04] (Eoi: Ah.) [22:04] [Unpause] [22:04] So, what exactly is that book, Kimiko? [22:05] None of your business! It belongs to me, and that's all you need to know! [22:05] * Calvin signs, [22:05] True. [22:05] Please don't. [22:06] Don't what? [22:06] That would involve torturing me. And that's kinda.. [22:06] .... you really should tell us more things, Kimiko. Otherwise, we wouldn't have wound up here... [22:06] Oh. One second [22:06] * Eoi spins in a circle. [22:06] Please tell us where the book is. [22:06] I TOLD you not to waaaahh! You asked for it! [22:06] * Calvin shrugs. [22:06] [Eoi trips] [22:06] Now, what exactly IS that book? [22:06] Gah. [22:06] Grr.. [22:07] Stop that. Now. [22:07] Ooooooh... I found a fun button! [22:07] ... [22:07] Stop it. please. I'm NOT in the mood [22:07] o_O [22:07] ... bleagh. Fine... [22:07] That's more like it. [22:07] Ah. Better. [22:07] * Eoi stands up. [22:07] * Miyu checks the right door of the backstage area again... [22:08] * Eoi heads for the fire escape. [22:08] .. [22:08] [Miyu sees down the hall... a backstage] [22:08] ..... geez. [22:08] * Miyu heads after Eoi [22:08] * Calvin is pulled after Miyu. [22:08] [The fire escape opens into a set of downward spiraling stairs. There's no apparent "escape" at all] [22:09] ( BRB, have to restart MIRC ) [22:09] *** Quits: Eoi (EDeangelus@AC8AC2B2.ipt.aol.com) (Quit: ) [22:09] * Miyu looks down the stairs... [22:09] ( But there might be when you get to the bottom... ) [22:09] ( ... ) [22:09] *** Kirby is now known as stairs [22:09] * stairs looks back. [22:09] *** stairs is now known as Stairs [22:09] .. [22:09] What? [22:09] You gonna climb down me, or what? [22:10] Do you know a door, by any chance? [22:10] ... [22:10] Yeah. Play poker every other week with him and the lamp. [22:10] ... [22:10] ( ^_^ ) [22:10] Ah. [22:11] * Calvin signs, [22:11] Hmm... don't suppose you know what he likes? [22:11] ( How long does it take to restart mIRC? -_- ) [22:11] ( For me, a few seconds. ) [22:11] He likes musical dramas... [22:11] (Urk. BRB.) [22:12] [Pause] [22:12] * Brett sighs. [22:12] ( Heh. Miyu was on the right track! DANCE, CALVIN! DANCE! ) [22:12] *** Joins: Eoi (EDeangelus@AC97FB5C.ipt.aol.com) [22:12] ( That's tapdancing, not drama :P ) [22:12] *** Daisuke sets mode: +o Eoi [22:12] ( /me beats his computer with a stick. ) [22:12] ( Or musical. You'd need music first. ) [22:12] * Eoi looks down the steps. [22:12] ( Pause, Eoi. ) [22:13] ( Until Yu gets back. ) [22:13] ( K ) [22:13] ( Shame, too, you missed the NPC's introduction. ) [22:13] ( Miyu's messaging it to me now ) [22:14] * Stairs waves to Eoi. [22:14] ... [22:14] ( Hm. I must admit this session has been amusing. and the vampire- in-the-head is fun. ) [22:14] ( Fortunately, we paused, so I don't have to explain HOW they do that... ) [22:15] ( heh ) [22:15] * Kimiko glomps Eoi inside his own head. [22:16] ( I don't have to explain that one, either! ^_^ ) [22:16] *** Brett sets mode: +v Eoi [22:16] ( ... Very odd images. Veyr odd. ) [22:16] *** Brett sets mode: -o Eoi [22:16] ( Yeah. Ain't it cool? ) [22:17] ( Of course, Kimiko glomping Eoi is an odd image in itself. ) [22:17] * Miyu curls up on Calvin's head and falls asleep [22:17] O_O [22:17] * Brett hopes Yu gets back soon. [22:20] (Back.) [22:20] ( Yay !) [22:20] ( Woo! ) [22:20] * Eoi stares at the stairs (Pun intended) [22:20] [Unpause] [22:20] Err. [22:20] * Stairs stare back at Eoi. [22:20] Where do you lead to? [22:21] A nice theatre! Kinda like this one, but... Not. [22:21] You should hurry down me. There's a nice magic show going on right now down there. [22:21] Wai! Magic show! [22:21] * Calvin starts down the stairs, pulling Miyu along. [22:22] Wah! [22:22] * Eoi follows after them. [22:22] ... [22:22] Hel, I was gonna do it anyway. [22:23] Magic huh. [22:23] This oughta be interest. [22:23] I've got a feeling I know who were are going to see. [22:24] [At the bottom of the stairs is a room almost exactly like the one you were just in, except the tables are full, and on the stage is a bearded man in a top hat and tuxedo, holding a saw above him.] [22:24] *** Stairs is now known as Magician [22:24] ( And he's gonna saw Chelsea in half. ) [22:24] And now, I shall carve my lovely assistant in half before your very eyes! [22:24] [Calvin said it :P] [22:24] * Calvin waves to Chelsea. [22:24] ( I knew it. ) [22:25] Gah! [22:25] [Big rectangular box. Chelsea's head is poking through one end] [22:25] *** Quits: Miyu (demota@1Cust36.tnt15.sfo3.da.uu.net) (Read error: Connection reset by peer) [22:25] *** Joins: Miyu (demota@3Cust68.tnt15.sfo3.da.uu.net) [22:25] ( ... ) [22:25] * Eoi attempts to run up on stage [22:25] [She's wearing a tophat, which hasn't fallen off her head despite her position. [22:25] ] [22:25] [20:20] * Calvin starts down the stairs, pulling Miyu along. [22:25] [20:21] Wah! [22:25] [20:21] * Eoi follows after them. [22:25] * Chelsea doesn't seem terribly exited about the prospect of being bisected. [22:25] [20:21] ... [22:25] [20:21] Hel, I was gonna do it anyway. [22:25] Hey! No cutting people in half! Bad magician, no cookie! [22:25] *** Daisuke sets mode: +o Miyu [22:25] ... [22:25] * Calvin shushes Eoi. [22:26] * Eoi glares at Calvin [22:26] *** Joins: Bouncer (Brett@n2-198-45.resnet.drexel.edu) [22:26] * Bouncer moves in front of Eoi. [22:26] *** Daisuke sets mode: +o Bouncer [22:26] Let me through. [22:26] * Calvin flips Eoi the bird. [22:26] I'm not letting him cut my friend in half. [22:26] * Calvin takes a seat to watch the show. [22:26] Excuse me, sir, there is a show going on. [22:26] * Bouncer is a BIG person. [22:26] * Calvin holds out a seat for Miyu. [22:26] I don't suppose you are just going to let us through? [22:26] * Miyu sits down. [22:27] ... Am I the only one who sees something wrong here? [22:27] No sir. I get paid for a reason. [22:27] ( what's going on? X.x ) [22:27] * Eoi sighs. [22:27] ( Chelsea is about to be cut in half, and doesn't seem happy about it ) [22:27] ( Chelsea's getting sawed in half. ) [22:27] ( chelsea is a magician's assistant, and is about to be sawed in half. ) [22:27] ... do you think the magician knows what he's doing? [22:27] No. [22:27] * Calvin shakes his head. [22:27] We are in a firgging magical book filled with talking steps and random shows. [22:28] * Magician goes to cut her in half and drops the saw. "Oops." [22:28] ... [22:28] .... [22:28] Miyu? Calvin? Gonna help? [22:28] Magic shows are SO cool ^_^ [22:28] * Magician picks it up, studies it, and shrugs. [22:28] That they are, but this one probably won't be. [22:28] * Chelsea turns her head. And raises an eyebrow at the newcomers. She mouths the words; "A little help, please?" [22:28] * Eoi attempts to get by the Bouncer [22:28] * Calvin rolls his eyes and stands up. [22:28] * Miyu floats upwards.... [22:29] Ya know, I never did get the hang of this act. Oh well. [22:29] * Calvin hops up onto the stage and does a little tapdance. [22:29] ... [22:29] * Miyu floats up the Magician... [22:29] * Bouncer tries to stop Eoi, then Calvin, then Miyu, and winds up falling over. [22:29] * Calvin motions to the magician. [22:29] * Eoi hops up on stage [22:29] You're gonna ruin the show ;.; [22:29] * Eoi aims his Naginata at the magician. [22:29] Now see here! [22:29] Don't make another move. [22:29] ( /me slaps his forehead. ) [22:29] You're ruining my show! [22:29] * Calvin slaps the naginata away. [22:30] Yeah. Well g.. [22:30] * Eoi blinks. [22:30] ... [22:30] * Calvin does a little dance and then motion to the magician's feet. [22:30] * Eoi moves over to Chelsea's box and attempts to open it. [22:30] * Magician looks down, then looks up at Calvin, and then at Eoi. "Hey!" [22:30] * Magician pushes Eoi away. [22:30] ... [22:31] ... [22:31] * Miyu floats over the Magician's head and taps it. [22:31] * Eoi twitches. [22:31] * Bouncer gets up. [22:31] * Calvin [GLARES] at Eoi. [22:31] *taptap* [22:31] * Miyu points at Calvin [22:31] * Magician turns arouns. "Yes?" [22:31] * Eoi rubs his head. [22:31] Calvin, mind tell us what the mother holy hell you are trying to do then? [22:31] * Calvin does a little dance and then motions to the magician's feet. [22:31] ... [22:32] * Calvin waits expectantly. [22:32] * Magician looks at Calvin and snorts. "Oh, think you're good, eh?" [22:32] ... [22:32] ^_^ [22:32] (Can I see what they're doing from where I am?) [22:32] * Eoi beats his head against the wall. [22:32] * Magician causes a cane to appear and does a little dance. "Hmph." [22:32] * Calvin flips Eoi the bird and then makes a 'bring it' motion at the Magician. [22:32] * Calvin pulls out his cane and does a faster dance. [22:32] ( Yeah, mostly. ) [22:32] * Magician twirls his cane and does an even faster one. [22:33] [Music starts playing] [22:33] ( Why is it begging to feel like every single fricking this Eoi does is wrong? ) [22:33] * Chelsea watches in disbelief, and eventually begins to smirk as if fighting down laughter. [22:33] * Calvin does a little dance, faster, and throws his cane up in the middle, catching it as it comes down. [22:33] ( You've got to learn how the world works, man. ) [22:33] I've got insane. That is it. The book somehow drove me insane [22:33] ( How the hell am I sposda know how the fricking world works? ) [22:33] ( Experience. ) [22:33] ( Eoi's too logical ) [22:33] * Magician does a faster dance, throws his cane up into the air, and catches it in his other hand. [22:34] I'll agree with that. [22:34] ( Miyu fits in perfectly fine. Everyone should free their mind like Miyu does ) [22:34] You spoiled a good magic show ;.; [22:34] ( Well, I'm starting to get annoyed at every single thing I'm doing is wrong, and it's getting damn annoying. ) [22:34] * Calvin does a little faster dance, throwing the cane up from under his leg and catching it behind his back. [22:34] ( It MIGHT'VE worked... ) [22:34] ( I honestly don't care. ) [22:34] * Miyu pokepokes Chelsea... [22:34] * Miyu motions to be quiet. [22:35] ( I think about getting a doorknob, I get glared at. I stop the show, I get glared at, I try to open the box, I get glared at. It's getting damn annoying. ) [22:35] * Miyu slowly, quietly open the...... box.... crate..... thingamajig. [22:35] ( ... ) [22:35] ( That's because you irritated Calvin badly. ) [22:35] * Magician glares at Calvin, eyebrow twitching, then goes even faster, tossing his cane up with his leg and letting it hover in the air for three seconds, then catching it as it falls. [22:35] ( Stealth + body, Miyu ) [22:36] * Calvin quirks his eyebrow at the magician. [22:36] ( oh. x.x ) [22:36] ( ... ok. Apparantly all I'm doing this sessions is fucking up. Just wanted to make sure I had that right. ) [22:36] * Magician smirks confidently. [22:36] ( never mind that, then ) [22:36] ( I didn't know it needed a roll ) [22:36] * Eoi attempts to open the box. [22:36] ( You're doing something quietly, so... ) [22:36] (Blame it on Kimiko, Eoi. ^_~) [22:36] ( Body + stealth, Eoi. ) [22:36] 2d6 [22:36] * Dicesuke throws the bones for Eoi (2d6) and gets 8. [22:36] ( ... missed. ) [22:36] * Calvin goes still faster, tossing the cane up in the air, spinning around four times, and catching it as it comes down on his foot and kicking it back up. [22:37] Ooh... that's really really neat.. [22:37] [Eoi VERY LOUDLY opens the box. The magician doesn't seem to notice, being occupied, but...] [22:37] * Bouncer grabs at Eoi. "You'd better come with me, sir. [22:37] ( Body Roll, Eoi ) [22:37] 2d6 [22:37] * Dicesuke throws the bones for Eoi (2d6) and gets 4. [22:37] ( Wow. I actually made it. ) [22:38] ( You're welcome. ) [22:38] * Magician attempts to out-do Calvin. (Busy with lotsa stuff @_@) [22:38] [Eoi breaks free of the bouncer's grip] [22:38] * Chelsea gets out of the box. She says "My hero." very quietly and in a very dry tone of voice. [22:38] * Bouncer takes a step back, then pulls out a phone. "Hello, security... [22:39] * Eoi sighs. "Calvin, I think we should leave now." [22:39] [Chelsea is dressed in a leotard and a tuxedo jacket, with a tophat and white gloves.] [22:39] * Calvin bows and leaves the stage to the magician. [22:39] Glare at me if you want, but security is coming. [22:39] * Miyu goes along with whoever. [22:39] * Calvin hops off the stage and waits for the others. [22:39] * Magician grins. "Fool, thinking he could out do ME!" [22:39] * Eoi hops off the stage. [22:39] He's just an amature. [22:39] ( Calvin, then ) [22:39] * Calvin bows again to the mage. [22:39] * Chelsea looks down at herself. "Hey, not bad. I wonder if I get to keep these clothes?" [22:39] *** Joins: Ardweden (arwen@cb277339-c.rmdws1.il.home.com) [22:40] * Bouncer pokes the phone. "Security? Is this thing on?" [22:40] ( Hey Ard! Welcome to my funhouse! ) [22:40] Oh yeah. Chelsea, the vampire-girl in my head. [22:40] Just a warning. [22:40] You ruined a perfectly good show! How could you?! ;.; [22:40] (Hiya, just here to watch and make sure Yu's still around to GM later. ^_~) [22:40] * Calvin sticks his tongue out at Kimiko/Eoi. [22:40] * Bouncer shakes the phone. "Hello? Is this working?" [22:41] Hey! [22:41] * Miyu looks at the phone. [22:41] Do you need that fixed, Mister? [22:41] * Calvin takes Miyu's hand and pulls her toward the door. [22:41] Oh, that's nice. [22:41] Eep! [22:41] o.o [22:41] * Calvin motions for the others to follow. [22:41] * Bouncer nods. "If you don't... ah... hey!" [22:41] * Chelsea pats herself down, looking to see if she has any of her weapons at hand. [22:41] * Eoi follows after Calvin and Miyu. [22:41] * Bouncer tries to follow. [22:41] @_@............ [22:41] This has not been a fun day. [22:42] * Calvin makes a shooing motion at the bouncer. [22:42] * Bouncer can't fit through the door. [22:42] * Chelsea frowns. [22:42] *** Magician is now known as Stairs [22:42] * Eoi heads up the steps. [22:42] * Chelsea trots along after the others. [22:42] The steps talk Chel. [22:43] * Calvin waves to the steps and starts upward. [22:43] * Stairs laugh. "That was a riot!" [22:43] Ah. Then I take it mine wasn't the only surreal experience? [22:43] Heh... [22:43] * Calvin breaks out in gales of silent laughter. [22:43] ( This session's fun [22:43] * Miyu giggles... [22:44] .... now, we need to find out what happened to Kimiko's body... [22:44] And a way out of here [22:44] First let's find the damn doorknob. [22:44] Yeah. That'd be nice. [22:44] Oh, and thanks for the save. That guy wasn't competent enough to juggle handkerchiefs, much less saw someone in half. [22:44] ( But he was a damn good tapdancer ^_^ ) [22:45] *** Bouncer is now known as Kirby [22:45] * Chelsea takes off her hat on a sudden impulse, looking inside. [22:45] * Miyu blinks [22:45] I've got a friking vampire in my head. Look at the dress Miyu is wearing. Damn straight this hasn't been our only surreal experence. [22:46] ( o/~ Brand new love song, hale-halelujah! o/~ ) [22:46] [Inside, Chelsea finds her dagger, exactly as it was before, except with Kirby as the pommel stone. [22:46] ] [22:46] O_O [22:46] Ooh! Kirby! [22:46] ( ^_^ ) [22:46] ... Kirby! Wai! [22:46] * Calvin gives a thumbs up. [22:46] ( Wonder if Miyu should hug the dagger ) [22:46] * Chelsea fishes the dagger out. "Well." [22:47] * Chelsea puts her tophat back on. [22:47] So. Any ideas what to do next folks? [22:47] Hmm.... [22:47] Oh hey, you're gonna see the door next, right? [22:47] Yeah. [22:47] ... [22:47] * Calvin looks puzzled. [22:47] * Calvin goes back towards Door. [22:47] Could you do me a favor and give this to him? He won it last poker game. [22:47] Oh. Sure. [22:48] * Stairs spits a shiny doorknob at Miyu. [22:48] Sure. [22:48] Thanks! ^_^ [22:48] * Miyu takes it. [22:48] ... [22:48] You're welcome [22:48] That was. convienient [22:48] * Chelsea looks for somewhere to stow the dagger, and eventually decides to just hold onto it for now. [22:48] * Miyu goes along... [22:48] Ok. Hi-ho, Hi-ho, it's off to work we go and that jazz. [22:48] * Miyu looks at hte doorknob.... [22:48] *** Joins: Greg (SWScriptUs@bak-66-27-228-74.bak.rr.com) [22:49] ( It's got Kirby on it, doesn't it? ) [22:49] So, shall we head back to the door? [22:49] ( Hiya ) [22:49] Yeah. [22:49] *** Stairs is now known as Doorknob [22:49] Hiya! [22:49] Hi. [22:49] Can you pweese put me on a door? [22:49] Sure. ^_^ [22:49] * Chelsea decides to put the dagger back in the hat. While she's at it, she looks for anything else in there. [22:49] * Miyu goes along to where the door was... [22:49] * Calvin nods to the doorknob as he pulls Miyu along. [22:49] Tanks! [22:50] *** Kirby is now known as Door [22:50] * Eoi accepts the fact that he is insane. [22:50] * Kimiko accepts the fact that Eoi's insane, too. [22:50] Ah. So this is insanity. Well, at least its a fun kind of insanity. [22:51] [The door hasn't moved] [22:51] Hey, Door. We found you a knob. [22:51] Fun for you. I want my body back! ;.; [22:51] * Chelsea chuckles. "Eoi, if you were really insane, you wouldn't know it." [22:51] Oh, I'm sure we'll find your body or a new body or something fun like that. Don't worry. [22:51] People call me insane all the time. But I'm not insane... [22:51] Cool. Just put it on me, ok? [22:51] True. [22:52] You'd better. [22:52] I'm gonna make your life a living hell if you don't. [22:52] * Door pushes the present knob out. It falls to the floor with a *ting*. [22:52] * Miyu picks up the knob. [22:52] * Miyu places the new knob in [22:53] Yay! [22:53] * Miyu looks at hte old knob... [22:53] * Doorknob melds with the door. [22:53] ... Can we go throught now? [22:53] ^_^ [22:53] Ok. I'll keep my word. [22:53] * Door opens. [22:53] Thanks! [22:53] Miyu: Hold onto that. [22:53] I know. I was going to [22:53] * Eoi goes through. [22:53] * Miyu goes through, pocketing the doorknob [22:53] * Calvin is pulled through by Miyu. [22:53] ( Pocketing where? ) [22:54] * Chelsea follows, looking around idly with a smirk on her face. [22:54] ( ... by pocketing, I just mean taking it with her. ^^;; ) [22:54] ( Oh. Ok. ) [22:54] [Session End]