[22:24] [Day: Thursday. Time: 11 AM, Tokyo Standard.] [22:25] [After a night of thunderstorms and death, the following morning was one of those dark gloomy ones with puddles and humidity and whatnot around. *more*] [22:26] [Vicki, who's father tried to take over her body, has suffered a broken leg and 3 cracked ribs from the fall, but is expected to eventually make a full recovery. Hikaru's visiting her. Meanwhile, most of the club happened to gather in the clubroom.] [22:26] [SESSION START!] [22:27] Well. [22:27] * Miyu is again in the classroom, looking a little better now that she knows what the hell's been wrong with her. [22:27] How did the rescue go yesterday? [22:28] Eh. We rescued Vicki, but she got hurt. [22:28] * Miyu blinks. [22:28] How? [22:29] Don't worry about it. [22:29] ( I have no idea how to explain. ) [22:29] * Miyu nods... [22:29] * Mei-Yin walks in beside Shigeru, carrying a much smaller than normal stack of lunches. Surprise, it's actually lunchtime. [22:29] Hiya Shigeru. [22:29] (*coughs like crazy* Hang on, my eyes are watering.) [22:29] * Eoi blinks. "Whozis?" [22:30] * Mei-Yin carefully puts down an oversized lunch in front of Miyu. [22:30] * Miyu blinks. [22:30] Wow. Thanks, nice lady. [22:30] * Shigeru runs his hand through his hair. As usual, he looks like hell. "Mei-Yin. You know her. You just don't remember her." [22:30] * Miyu blinks. [22:30] O... kay. [22:30] * Chelsea walks in, yawning. "Morning, people." [22:30] Hi, Mei-Yin. [22:30] Hey Chel. [22:30] Oh, hello, Chelsea. [22:30] 'lo Chel. [22:31] Ok Shig. Whatever you say. [22:31] * Mei-Yin hands a lunch to Chel as she walks past. [22:31] * Miyu opens up her larger lunch box and begins to eat. [22:32] * Chelsea accepts the lunch. "Thanks. 'Lo, Shig." She has a seat and opens the food, looking it over apreciatively and chowing down. [22:32] * Shigeru shrugs. "It's getting to be like that, isn't it, Eoi?" He looks for his usual seat and sits down. [22:32] * Miyu seems to be a lot calmer than she normally is... [22:33] ... ne, Eoi? You've been me the longest out of all of us here... [22:33] ( O.o ) [22:33] ( Eoi's been Miyu? That's new. ) [22:33] ( I've been you? ) [22:33] ( News to me. ) [22:33] ( Around me, even ) [22:34] ( Miyu is Kimiko! :P ) [22:34] ( NO! GOD NO! ) [22:34] ( Why do I make the worst possible typos? -_- ) [22:34] ( The real Miyu is in Eoi's body! ) [22:34] (We're just teasing. ^_^) [22:34] ( Murphy's Law, Dem. ) [22:34] ( Does that mean Eoi is pregnant? ((_@ ) [22:34] (*twitch* Uh... let's get back to that later, shall we?) [22:34] * Chelsea looks up from her meal. "Hey, who cooked this?" [22:34] ( Yes. Much later. ) [22:34] ( ... ) [22:35] She did, I think. [22:35] * Miyu points at Mei-Yin [22:35] * Shigeru tilts his head in Mei-Yin's direction. "Mei." [22:35] Well, yeah. Probably. [22:35] * Chelsea holds her utensil up in salute. "This is really good. Thanks." [22:35] Thanks. [22:35] Um... do you think I'd make a good mother? I'm always acting weird... [22:36] I'm sure you'll do fine, Miyu. [22:36] ( Yeah? Wait'll you see how the kid turns out! :P ) [22:36] * Chelsea suddenly begins coughing and her face turns red. [22:36] * Miyu nods... [22:36] Chelsea? [22:36] ( Hmm. Honest answer or not. ((_> ((_< ) [22:37] * Shigeru coughs, then clears his throat. "Um." [22:37] ( You'll know if you're lying, Eoi! :P ) [22:37] ( Damn me! ) [22:37] * Miyu attempts to employ Heimlich to Chelsea. [22:37] Uh. I guess. As long as you don't like, fall asleep all the time. Or try to teach the kid to fight like Calvin or something. [22:38] * Chelsea takes a deap breath. "Whoa, that went down the wrong pipe." She coughs a bit more, lightly, but seems to be getting over it. [22:38] * Miyu settles back to her own seat. [22:38] I... I'm sure I'll be able to stay awake more. [22:38] * Shigeru blanches at that. "Fighting like Calvin... yeah, bad idea." [22:38] [Miyu doesn't hit Chelsea in quite the right place, causing her much pain. :P] [22:39] ( But I've got skills in Medical. @_@ ) [22:39] ( not enough :P ) [22:39] (Too late, Brett. :P) [22:39] * Eoi watches Miyu attempt to hel Chelsea. [22:39] That's what conflicts with me... [22:39] ... Or not. I don't know. [22:39] ( help even. ) [22:39] Calvin wanted the fighting style to continue also. [22:40] * Shigeru shakes his head. [22:40] But I want to make sure the genetic line survives long enough so they can afford to take up that style... [22:40] You did see about how effective said fighting style was? [22:40] * Chelsea shakes her head to clear it. [22:40] ( Speaking of Calvin... ^_^ ) [22:40] *** DamienRoc has left IRC [22:40] ... I don't want my baby hurt. [22:40] *** Minaku has joined #besm [22:40] ( Cyber-Calvin is going to attack?!? ) [22:40] (Sh! She doesn't know! <.< >.>) [22:40] *** Minaku has left #besm [22:40] The fighting style... [22:41] I just get the feeling Fort children don't like that long. Maybe because they don't try to avoid getting beaten. [22:41] The problem I see is that it makes them totally dependent on the weapon. [22:41] * Shigeru looks up at the ceiling for a moment. "No." [22:41] ... Shigeru? [22:41] The problem I see is that they go totally offensive. No defensive abilitys whatsoever. [22:42] Shig? [22:42] Shig? [22:42] The problem with that fighting style is... yes. They have their defensive reactions fucking beat out of them. [22:42] * Eoi nods. [22:42] It's stupid. [22:42] I don't think that's any way to raise a kid. [22:42] Sure, they get a hit in. But even with their powers, demons hit harder. [22:42] They are kamakazis. [22:42] ( The best defense is a good offense! ) [22:42] * Miyu nods... [22:42] * Chelsea nods. "I'll agree there." [22:43] ( Second best is Kirby with an umbrella. ) [22:43] Oh, and Eoi. I still need to talk to your grandfather. [22:43] It seems every hit they deliver cancels out an opponent's attack, though... [22:44] Look. Miyu. [22:44] * Chelsea shakes her head sadly. [22:44] * Eoi sighs. [22:44] It doesn't matter. What matters is what the kid wants. Good intentions can only get you so far. [22:44] * Miyu nods... [22:44] And I'm sorry, but the kid's most important. Not Calvin. [22:45] ( I wanna see Chelsea's and RobedGuy's kid in the sequel ;_; ) [22:45] I wish I knew what Calvin would say right now... [22:46] He would say "..." [22:46] Because, you know. He couldn't talk. [22:46] * Shigeru snickers a little at that. [22:46] ( Ked still needs to put together the MCTNNG char he thought up. ) [22:46] * Chelsea chuckles. [22:46] ( Eoi gets +5 EP for making me laugh hard. ) [22:46] ( @_@ ) [22:46] (Go Eoi! ^_^) [22:46] ( Glee! ) [22:47] ( Hee! ^_^ ) [22:47] ... I don't suppose you could do a favor for me, sometime? [22:47] Depdns on what the favor is. [22:48] Depends. [22:48] * Shigeru shrugs. [22:48] ... I want my child's grandmother found. [22:48] ... [22:49] * Shigeru blinks. "Calvin and Andrew's mom?" [22:49] You mean, you want to track down Mother Fort? [22:49] ... yes. [22:49] Yeah. [22:50] O~kay. [22:50] Wouldn't that be, y'know, incredibly dangerous? [22:50] ... I don't want to meet her. I've met her kids. I'm scared of her already. [22:50] * Shigeru mutters under his breath, "Wouldn't she be incredibly crazy?" [22:50] She can't be that bad, can she? [22:51] But the baby... [22:51] ( ^^ ) [22:51] You never met the Forts Mei. [22:52] Trust me. She CAN be that bad. [22:52] Calvin turned out the way he did because he was crushed that he thought his family was all dead... [22:52] ( ...Why didn't anybody tell me that they hated Calvin that badly? ) [22:52] She trained Calvin and Andrew. They couldn't defend themselves even if they *wanted* to, and they didn't. Think of what they must've gone through in order to be like that. [22:52] ( We loved Calvin. ) [22:52] (Hey now, I adored Calvin.) [22:52] ( But his mother trained him and Andrew. Look how they turned out. She must be SCARY. ) [22:53] ( Calvin was swell. It's just the whole general thing of it. ) [22:53] ( Maybe she's already dead by now :P ) [22:53] ( Then she'll come after us as a zombie. I just know it. ) [22:54] ( If she does, you're all dead. ) [22:54] ( And so am I. ) [22:54] ( "My children are dead? It's your fault! I SHALL HAVE MY VENGENCE! OHOHOHOHOHOHOH!" ) [22:54] ... please. My baby is going to be born with a demon hunter mark. The child will need someone to help protect him... or her... [22:54] * Miyu looks anxious. [22:56] * Shigeru looks at Miyu, then sighs. "Fine. Fine, I'll do what I can." [22:56] * Eoi frowns. [22:56] ... thank you. [22:56] All I'm asking for right now is information. [22:57] You guys can decide whether or not to meet her if you find out where she is or what happened to her. [22:57] Fine. Information we can do. But I, for one, have personal reasons to not want to be so near as within eyeshot of Lady Fort. Got it? [22:57] Alright. [22:58] * Shigeru glances at Chelsea and nods. [22:58] * Miyu smiles, thankfully. [22:58] Don't think she's fond of mindtwisters, either. [22:58] Are you sure you want to entrust your child's safty to her? [22:58] I just want her around, at least. [22:58] * Chelsea catches Shigeru's glance and nods back. "Yeah. If Calvin and Andrews reactions are any indication." [22:59] * Shigeru snickers. "And they considered me a friend. I think." [22:59] .... geez. What to name the child... Fort, Hoshino, or Takarada... [22:59] Yes? [22:59] ( Kirby! ) [23:00] * Chelsea chuckles. [23:00] * Chelsea hums. "So." [23:00] Well. [23:01] ( Nobody seems to find the third last name in the list odd? ) [23:01] ( Hmm... This sounds like a job for a plot hole. ) [23:01] ( Everything about Miyu is odd. We don't worry too much about it. ) [23:01] (It takes too much brainpower.) [23:01] So, who's up for going out and doing somehting non-lethal together? [23:01] Sounds good to me. [23:01] Like what? [23:01] It'll end up being a lethal battle, but hey, we can have fun before. [23:02] Movie? [23:02] I'd go with you guys, but you know how those things tend to turn out.... ^^; [23:02] We could go to that hot springs we saw... [23:02] Maybe we can go to an arcade. Play some Dance Dance. [23:02] Hot springs? Ooh, that might be fun. [23:02] The one with the slinkies, right? [23:02] I dunno. Movie, maybe? And, eh, I dunno about the hot springs. [23:02] * Shigeru blinks. "Slinkies? Should I be frightened?" [23:03] ... why slinkies? [23:03] Probably, yes. [23:03] They're hot springs, Miyu. [23:03] I have no idea. [23:03] But Slinkies are neat. [23:03] It's an American pun. [23:03] Oh. [23:04] * Shigeru considers, then shrugs. "Why not. Never been to the hot springs before." [23:04] Besides, movies and pizza always end badly for some reason. [23:04] Of course they do. It's the Mystery Club Curse. [23:04] I'd go, but mom told me never to go to those places... [23:04] ( If all else fails, go to Ricky Rat's and watch the TV until something comes up. ) [23:04] ( But then Saki and Mei might show up! ) [23:05] ( heh. I'm hoping Mei and Yoji arrive to the club together. ) [23:05] (We could throw slinkies at them.) [23:05] ( Why would Yoji be there? ) [23:06] ( I forget. My brain is confused now. ) [23:06] ( Mei probably got killed by the big vampire dude :P ) [23:07] ( Nah. I've decided to use her as a PC. ) [23:07] ( ... ) [23:07] ( ... ) [23:07] * Shigeru shrugs. "If ya say so, Miyu." [23:07] (Without the GM's permission? ^^;) [23:07] ( Dem, you're a braver man than I. ) [23:07] Well, you can stay here then. You might want to avoid hanging around us too much. [23:07] ( ... ) [23:08] You guys can go on without me, if you want. [23:08] * Miyu nods. [23:08] I mean, demons and monsters DO have a habit of finding us. [23:08] I know... I wish I could stay with you guys more, but... I've got a kid to raise. [23:08] 'Salright, Miyu. You've got a lot to think about. [23:09] * Miyu nods. [23:09] We'll make sure call you if we get anything on the insane cra.. I mean, Lady Fort. [23:09] Sarah Fort. [23:10] * Miyu gives the group her phone number and address and contact information and stuff. [23:10] * Shigeru already has that information for some reason, but takes it anyway. o/~ [23:10] ( /me has a plush seal ^_^ ) [23:11] *** Calculus is on IRC [23:11] (Whoo. ^_^) [23:11] ( Ooh. Plush seal. I used to have one of those. I think my sister took it. ^_^; ) [23:11] Oh, and by the way... Finding their mother will be the first paid post-Nakamura Mystery Club job. [23:11] * Miyu smiles. [23:12] I know how you guys always feel that you never get enough cash from these missions... [23:12] ... Hey, yeah. We haven't been paid in ages. I totally forgot we were getting money for this. [23:12] We got cash period? I seem to remember a check a while back.. [23:12] Heh... [23:12] * Shigeru blinks. [23:12] We get paid? [23:12] * Chelsea shrugs. "I, ah, don't have much need to worry about money, really." [23:12] We were supposed to. [23:12] I think I remember it being mentioned once. [23:12] We used to. [23:12] * Shigeru snickers. [23:12] You know, before Nakamura turned out to be a woman. [23:12] Ah. Of course. [23:12] I wonder what Mirumoto would have had to say about that. [23:13] He'd probably have put her up on his website. [23:13] What happened, was that people call the Mystery Club with cases to take care of with the supernatural. [23:13] ( If he knew you were going to hot springs? He'd probably forget about it :P ) [23:13] ... we're going to need a new teacher. [23:13] * Miyu frowns. [23:13] * Shigeru snickers at Mei-Yin. [23:14] Not really, Miyu. [23:14] This is an unsanctioned club, anyway. [23:14] Someone to help continue the Mystery Club's real function after this whole mess is dealt with. [23:14] *** Ked has quit IRC (Quit: DBZ:S! still open to additional PC's. Mail kerryms@yahoo.com ) [23:14] * Chelsea chuckles. "Hm." [23:14] Or at least someone to take calls and find people in need of help [23:14] ( Blargh. Hurry up and leave. I wanna do something ;_; ) [23:15] Well, how about we head off then? [23:15] * Shigeru nods. "Yeah, sure." [23:15] Sounds good to me, I guess. [23:15] Alright. I'll see you guys next time, then? [23:16] Hey, Mei, I need to talk to you about something real quick. [23:16] * Chelsea gets up and approaches Mei-Yin. [23:17] Hmm? [23:17] * Mei-Yin stands up. [23:17] * Shigeru stands and stifles a yawn. [23:18] ... you know, maybe I'll name my baby after one of you guys. [23:18] ( Kirby! ) [23:18] * Shigeru nearly falls over, but quickly recovers. [23:18] ( Eoi Fort. The horror of that image.. ) [23:18] * Eoi blinks. [23:19] (Oh lord. Dumb as a brick, but twice as strong. :P [23:19] ( Stupid, ugly, _and_ suicidal! What more could you ask for? ) [23:19] ( *snicker* ) [23:19] (*snerk*) [23:19] What do you need, Chelsea? [23:19] ( Heh. Actually, I was thinking of the kid turning out the opposite of his parents. Perfectly sane, rational, downright clever at times, etc. ) [23:20] ( Oh, and good looking. ) [23:20] ( Nope. Calvin was clever sometimes. He'd have to be an idiot. ) [23:20] ( Let Saki train him! XD ) [23:20] ( Heh. ) [23:20] (... *cracks up*) [23:20] ( c.c; ) [23:21] ( *snicker* ) [23:21] * Chelsea leans close to Mei's ear and whispers a question. [23:21] ( I wonder what the kid would turn out to be like if Saki did train him. @_@ ) [23:21] ( Scary. ) [23:21] ( A total badass? :P ) [23:22] ( Nah. He prolly wouldn't live that long ^^ ) [23:22] ( She kills babies? ) [23:22] * Mei-Yin smiles a little and whispers back. [23:22] ( No. She'd teach him the basics, then decide she didn't want to do it anymore. ) [23:22] ( But since he'd know the basics, he'd demand that she would. ) [23:22] ( Ah. ) [23:23] ( Then they'd wind up fighting and Saki would win :P ) [23:23] ( Dude. If he knows the basics, he'd probably know Saki well enough to just not argue with her. ) [23:23] * Chelsea draws back and gives Mei a funny look, then leans back in and whispers some more. [23:23] * Shigeru folds his arms and waits for them to finish. [23:23] * Miyu blinks at those 2. [23:24] ... geez. Alright, I've got first name sorta handled. [23:24] But do I give him his father's last name, my own, or the family who raised me... [23:24] Yes? [23:24] ( None. Call him Kirby. ) [23:24] ( Kirby Kirby? ) [23:25] ( Kirby Fort. ) [23:25] ( I fear. ) [23:25] ( Insane, Suicidal and Pink. ) [23:25] ( Actually, with the combat style I have in mind for him, he sorta WOULD be like Kirby. ) [23:25] ( ... ) [23:26] ( He eats things and steals their powers? O.o ) [23:26] ( He would swallow his enemys and copy their powers? ) [23:26] ( Able to use tons of weapons with equal ease. ) [23:26] ( ((_@ ) [23:26] ( Little or no skills, but a slightly higher CV to compensate ) [23:26] * Chelsea blinks at a comment Mei-Yin makes, and snickers into her hand. [23:26] *whisperwhisperpervertswhisperEoiwhisperwhisper* [23:26] * Miyu eyes the two. [23:27] * Miyu looks over at Eoi. [23:27] (Don't worry. We're only conspiring to kill you all. ^_^) [23:27] No problem, Chelsea. [23:27] ( Blargh. GM want action. ) [23:27] * Chelsea nods. [23:27] ( Hee. Give it to the GM! ) [23:27] ( Us all? Then why the hell did I hear MY name in there? ) [23:27] [The phone rings. [23:27] ] [23:27] * Shigeru blinks. [23:27] * Eoi answers the phone. [23:27] Hello? [23:28] I'm glad Eoi's around... otherwise, we could never get the phone answered around here... [23:28] ... Uh, anyone know Spanish? [23:28] Sorry... [23:28] Hello? Hello sir? I think you have the wrong number. [23:28] I do. [23:28] Sorry, but I just know English. [23:28] (Wait. Do I?) [23:28] * Eoi hands the phone to Chelsea. [23:29] ( I hand it to her if she knows it. ) [23:29] ... Nevermind. [23:29] * Eoi hangs up the phone. [23:29] He hung up. [23:29] .. Uh, howzabout we get going? [23:29] [As Eoi tries to hand it over, there's an angry shout and a *click*] [23:29] Geez. [23:29] Ah. Never mind, then. Yeah, let's go. [23:30] Alright. See you guys next time. [23:30] have fun! [23:30] Later, Miyu. [23:30] * Shigeru waves. "See ya later, Miyu." [23:31] * Miyu waves to the others. [23:31] (Alright, let's ge to the scene change station and take the next outbound.) [23:31] Bai! [23:31] ( The problem being how to get Eoi on the train? ) [23:31] ( Hee. First they call for pizza, and now he gets a wrong number in spanish. >:D ) [23:31] [*Boink!* MC is at the Springs!] [23:31] ( Convienient! Thanks Brett! ) [23:31] ( Cool. ) [23:31] Well, here we are. [23:31] (Hey, that was neat!) [23:32] * Eoi looks around. [23:32] [They got their through their own methods, just happening to all arrive at the same time.] [23:33] * Shigeru looks around, too. Any slinkies? [23:33] [The Springs are built at the base of a mountain. They're *just* outside the city limits. As in, if you take three steps from the gate you're in the sub-urbs.] [23:33] * Chelsea looks around, as well. "Do we have to pay someone to get in here?" [23:34] Probably inside. [23:34] [There's a large bamboo fence surrounding the entire area, connected to a large building.] [23:34] * Chelsea nods. "In that case, it's all on my, guys." [23:35] *** Demota has joined #BESM [23:35] *** ChanServ sets mode: +o Demota [23:35] (-y+e) [23:35] * Shigeru grins. "Sure, Chelsea." [23:35] Hmmm, I wonder if it will be perverts, monsters, or both. [23:35] Thanks Chel. [23:35] I'm betting a ghost myself. [23:36] A ghost? That'd be different. [23:36] ( Perverted Monsters, duh. ) [23:36] Probably both. I wonder if we can get one where the monsters are off-limits? [23:36] ( A tentacle oni! ) [23:36] *** Miyu has quit IRC (Ping timeout ) [23:36] (Don't give him ideas!) [23:36] * Shigeru starts heading in. "That'd be convenient." [23:36] Quite. [23:36] * Eoi follows after Shiggy. [23:37] * Mei-Yin follows behind Shigeru. [23:37] * Chelsea goes in, too. [23:37] [Inside is a pleasant atmosphere. The building and furniture are built almost entire out of polished wood. Behind a desk is an aging woman, who looks up and blinks a bit as you enter] [23:37] *** Kirby is now known as OldWoman [23:38] *** ExtraKirby has joined #besm [23:38] Welcome. Come in, come in. [23:38] ( Oh. Crap. ) [23:39] ( Eoi is in Kimiko's body. ((_@ ) [23:39] (I just remembered that Eoi is in Kimiko's body. Pardon me for a moment while I roll on the floor laughing.) [23:39] Two women and one man? That will be yen. [23:39] ... [23:39] Aw shit. [23:39] * Chelsea says nothing to discourage the nice old lady, and gives her the asked-for amount plus some. [23:40] Uh. Guys. Maybe I better just wait here. Maybe I can find a magazine to read. [23:40] ( What? Eoi will probably hate himself later if he doesn't take this chance right now. ) [23:40] Oh no, we can't let you miss out on the hot springs, Eoi. [23:40] Uh, no. Really. I'm good. [23:40] * OldWoman blinks a bit. but doesn't seem to notice there's extra cash. "Thank you. I'll have Chiharu show you in. Chiharu!" [23:41] * Shigeru blinks as he realizes what form Eoi's in, then bites his lip to keep from laughing. [23:41] *** ExtraKirby is now known as Chiharu [23:41] * Chelsea snickers. "This is quite a conundrum, isn't it?" [23:41] * Mei-Yin grabs Eoi by the arm and starts dragging him along. [23:41] * Chelsea grabs Eoi's other and assists in the dragging. "Don't worry, we'll figure out something." [23:41] A young, maybe 5-year old, girl in a blue-green kimono runs in. "Yes, gramma?" [23:41] * Eoi fights Mei-Yin. "Hey, I may be in a girl's body but I'm a guy! @_@" [23:42] * Shigeru snickers. ~Watch what you say around these people, Eoi.~ [23:42] Show these nice people in, will you? [23:43] * Chiharu nods and leads the group to the springs. [23:43] Sure thing, Ranma. [23:43] * Shigeru follows. [23:43] * Mei-Yin snickers. [23:43] * Chelsea snickers. [23:43] The Universe hates me. [23:43] ( Hee. ^_^ ) [23:43] Um... Mens' are too the left, womens' to the right... Oh, and here! [23:43] (Eoi transforms into a magical girl!) [23:43] * Chiharu hands everyone a complimentary slinky! [23:43] ( If that happens, I will both laugh and cry. ) [23:44] ( ... Mainly laugh. ) [23:44] [*Poof!* Eoi is a girl!] [23:44] * Shigeru eyes the slinky. "Keen. Definitely the word for it." [23:44] ( I want a slinky. ;_; ) [23:44] * Chelsea accepts the slinky. "Why, ah, thank you." [23:44] Uh. Thanks. [23:44] * Chiharu grins. "Enjoy!" [23:44] ( Pick up a slinky for Miyu! ) [23:44] ( No. ) [23:44] *** OldWoman is now known as Kirby [23:45] * Chiharu runs off to help her grandmother. [23:45] ( Oh, wait. Miyu can probably afford to buy a freaking gold plated slinky. ) [23:45] *** Chiharu is now known as KirbyNext [23:45] ( KirbyTry? ) [23:45] * Chelsea gets an evil grin on her face. "So, Mei, what shall we do with poor Eoi?" [23:45] ( If I need another one. ) [23:45] * Mei-Yin helps Chelsea drag Eoi into the women's room. [23:45] ( KirbyGlorious! ) [23:45] * Shigeru chuckles a bit more. "Have fun with Eoi, girls. I'm gonna go sit blindly in the water now." [23:45] Nothing, Chelsea. Nothing at all. [23:45] * Eoi fights the pulling! [23:45] He's just another girl, after all. [23:45] Hey! Wait! I can't go in there! @_@ [23:45] * Chelsea snickers. [23:46] * Mei-Yin starts dragging Eoi inside. [23:46] * Eoi fights. [23:46] Shiggy! Help me! [23:46] * Shigeru eyes them. [23:46] But I do believe I'll be wearing my towel, to-day. [23:46] How? [23:46] [The areas are presently empty. Not surprising, since it's only about 1:30 P.M. and people are still working] [23:46] ( As a side note, the real reason Miyu's mom won't let her go into hot springs is because if people see her, they'd spot the tail. ) [23:46] ( Duh? ) [23:46] ( Nah. It's because she's really a guy. :P ) [23:46] Uh. I don't know. Talk to them while I plan a daring escape! [23:47] ... Well, you just blew that plan. [23:47] ... True. [23:47] You? Daring? [23:47] Hehe. [23:47] Hardie har har. [23:47] * Mei-Yin starts tickling Eoi. [23:47] * Eoi giggles. "Stop.. heheh. that!" [23:48] Come on, Chelsea, help me get him in here. [23:48] * Chelsea resumes grinning evily and joins in. [23:48] C'mon, Eoi-chan. You're coming with us! [23:48] * Shigeru grins and shakes his head. ~I'll try to keep my mind on you guys. Let me know if there's a problem. Have fun, Eoi.~ He wanders off to the men's side. [23:49] [Chelsea and Mei-Yin succeed in dragging her in.] [23:49] * Eoi closes his/her eyes as soon as he/she gets in. [23:49] * Mei-Yin starts undressing, completely ignoring Eoi's presence. [23:49] Come on, you can't get in the springs fully dressed... [23:50] Uh. You guys go first. When you are safely out of sight, I'll ru.. I mean get undressed. [23:50] * Chelsea undresses as well, making sure to pick up the loose daggers that fall to the floor, and wraps herself in a large black towel she brought. [23:50] Strip. Now. [23:50] ( Don't most people go into onsen without towels? ) [23:50] Or we'll do it for you. [23:51] * Mei-Yin grins evilly. [23:51] * Chelsea shakes her head. [23:51] ... [23:51] ( Chelsea's a westerner, Dem. ) [23:51] .. You wouldn't. [23:51] ( Oh yeah. ) [23:51] Sure we would. [23:52] What reason do we have not to? [23:52] * Chelsea grins evily again. She's awfully good at it. [23:52] [The springs are a part of the land itself, so as soon as you step outside of the building, you're stepping onto stone. The spring is surrounded by stones, and behind that: plant life. There's also a few stones peeking up from the water. But most important, there are slinkies happily slinking around the stones.] [23:53] * Eoi would be scared if his/her eyes were open. [23:53] ( Wai! Slinkies! ) [23:54] C'mon, Eoi. Get naked. Don't make me cut those cothes off you with a knife. [23:54] [The two springs are devided by a bamboo wall. Shig can hear what's happening on the other side ^_^] [23:54] ... [23:54] Again I say, you wouldn't. [23:54] (And we'll probably be hearing Shig laughing before long.) [23:54] Wanna bet? [23:54] (Would I do that?) [23:55] Again I say, sure we would. [23:55] ( Yes. ) [23:55] (Yes.) [23:55] ( Yes. ) [23:55] (^_^) [23:55] ( Yes. ) [23:55] ... But if you cut my clothes, I'll have nothing to bike home in. [23:55] Wouldn't that just be a tragedy? [23:55] That would be a shame, wouldn't it? [23:55] You'd be putting on a show for all of Tokyo. [23:56] You might even make the evening news... [23:56] ... [23:56] The Universe REALLY hates me. [23:56] ( Heehee. I take it Chelsea and Mei-Yin were whispering about Eoi and the onsen, weren't they? >:D ) [23:56] * Shigeru , yes, does start laughing from the other side of the wall. [23:56] ( Yep. ) [23:56] * Chelsea draws a pair of stilettos from her pants and rubs them together so Eoi can hear them. [23:57] ... [23:57] * Eoi sighs and undresses, keeping his/her eyes TIGHTLY shut. [23:58] ( Y'all have got to introduce Eoi to more girl things. ) [23:58] Silly Eoi, open your eyes. [23:58] You'll fall and hurt yourself. [23:58] (... wait a sec. When Eoi and Kimiko split off, what happened to the clothes? ) [23:58] ( Don't ask Demota. ) [23:58] ( Yeah. Don't ask. ) [23:58] ( You don't want to know. ) [23:59] I'll fall and hurt myself then. [23:59] * Chelsea snickers. [00:00] No, no. Open your eyes. [00:00] Yeah. I'm wearing a towel, anyway. [00:00] If you're injured, who will defend us when the monster shows up? [00:00] * Eoi shakes his/her head. "No! I'm a guy for goodness sake!" [00:00] ( ... Chelsea will. She'll kick ass. ) [00:00] So? [00:00] * Shigeru grins from the other side and wonders if he should give Eoi a suggestion. [00:01] Well, there IS a reason these baths are seperate. [00:01] * Chelsea pokes Eoi's chest. "You sure about that, kiddo?" [00:01] ... Please don't do that again. [00:01] Yeah, because people are too uptight. [00:01] Eoi isn't up to the task of being a woman. Go fig. [00:02] * Chelsea snickers. [00:02] Hey, it's not like I ASKED For this. [00:02] ( Kimiko's on hte other side, looking at all the guys, isn't she? ) [00:03] ( ... ) [00:03] ( ... ) [00:03] ( Heh. ) [00:03] ( No ) [00:03] ( Damn. ) [00:03] ( well, I wouldn't put it past her. ) [00:03] ( Heh. ) [00:03] ( "All the guys" is Shigeru :P ) [00:03] (I wouldn't know if she was.) [00:03] Hey, Mei. You get her legs, I'll get her arms, and we'll carry her in there. Sound alright? [00:03] ... [00:04] Okay! [00:04] * Eoi sighs. "Fine. Whatever." [00:04] * Shigeru decides to take pity and thinks to Eoi, ~You know, this might be a good time to practice meditation.~ [00:05] Yes. Practice meditation. Good idea. [00:05] * Eoi does just that. [00:05] ( *Eoi drops into a defensive coma.* ) [00:05] (*Eoi curls into a fetal position*) [00:06] ( *Eoi gets assaulted by a slinky* ) [00:06] * Mei-Yin grabs Eoi's legs. [00:06] * Chelsea grabs Eoi's shoulders, supporting them so that Mei-yin has less to lift. [00:06] * Mei-Yin winks at Chelsea and nods toward the spring. [00:07] ( There's only one possible course of action here, you know. ) [00:07] * Chelsea grins in reply. [00:07] * Chelsea merrily hauls Eoi along. o/~ [00:07] (Eoi, apparently, isn't bright enough to wait until *after* he gets into the spring to meditate.) [00:07] * Mei-Yin walks along paralell. [00:07] ( Of course he isn't. ) [00:08] * Mei-Yin holds up one finger, and mouths [00:08] [00:08] * Chelsea nods, still grinning. [00:08] Three! [00:08] * Mei-Yin tosses Eoi in the spring. [00:08] * Chelsea tosses Eoi into the spring. [00:09] * Chelsea hold up a v-for-victory. ^_^_v [00:09] [Eoi hits the spring with a loud splash. So much for meditation. [00:09] ] [00:09] GaA! [00:10] * Mei-Yin climbs merrily into the pool, humming a little tune. [00:10] * Eoi sputters to the surface, doing his/her best to keep his/her eyes closed. "Why the hell did you do that?!?" [00:10] Because you were ignoring us! [00:10] that's not very nice, you know. [00:10] Now open your eyes and be sociable. It's the polite thing to do. [00:10] Hey, I can be sociable without opening my eyes. [00:11] And it's NOT polite, as I'm a guy. [00:11] Not right now, you're not. [00:11] Eoi, you are *so* not a guy right now. [00:12] [The slinkies slink along...] [00:12] * Chelsea notices the slinkies all of a sudden. "What the hell?" [00:12] Hey, I'm a guy in mind, if not in body. [00:12] So? [00:12] My mind doesn't just change because I have breasts. [00:13] Well, just give it time. [00:14] *** Miyu has joined #BESM [00:14] *** Demota has quit IRC (Ping timeout ) [00:14] Now, c'mon. You're here, so try to enjoy yourself. [00:15] ... Please don't say that. [00:15] * Chelsea tests the water. [00:15] I'm going to get my body back. Really. [00:15] * Shigeru calls over the divider. "Guys, give it a rest. It's funny, but he's having a hard time." [00:15] [It's hot! XD] [00:15] The water's great, Chelsea. [00:15] I can't be stuck as a girl! I don't have any training in it! [00:15] * Chelsea eases herself in. "Ah. That's nice." [00:15] We can help you. [00:15] You won't need to. I'm going to get my body back. [00:16] * Shigeru blinks. "Stuck? Since when were you stuck?" [00:16] * Mei-Yin eyes the divider. [00:17] *** Demota has joined #BESM [00:17] *** ChanServ sets mode: +o Demota [00:17] Since Kimiko got cured. [00:17] She's in my body, and I'm in hers. [00:17] ... Since when was- oh. Figures. [00:17] * Chelsea looks a question at Mei-Yin. [00:17] *** Miyu has quit IRC (Ping timeout ) [00:18] * Mei-Yin eyes the barrier and fidgets a little. [00:18] * Chelsea eases over to Mei-Yin. "What's the matter?" [00:19] Nothing, really. [00:19] * Chelsea raises an eyebrow and doesn't look like she buys that response. [00:19] What? Is something going on? Is a monster attacking? [00:20] * Mei-Yin forces herself to sit back and relax. [00:20] Yes, Eoi, it is. Quick, open your eyes so you can see it! [00:20] * Chelsea shrugs and decides not to bother Mei about the matter. [00:21] [A slinky thoughtfully uses Eoi's head as a stepping stone] [00:21] ( Hee. ) [00:21] (That's cute, in a really twisted way.) [00:21] ( ^_^ ) [00:21] * Mei-Yin goes back to watching the barrier. [00:22] * Chelsea leans in to Mei-Yin and whispers something to her. [00:22] * Eoi hops up and looks around. "Where? Where is it?" [00:22] [The barrier looms over Mei-Yin] [00:22] * Mei-Yin stretches just as Eoi starts looking around. Go fig. [00:22] * Eoi looks around for the monster. " ... I don't see an.. HEY! You tricked me." [00:23] * Eoi blushes and closes his/her eyes. [00:23] Sure did. [00:23] * Shigeru falls down go splash come up coughing. [00:24] ( Why in the world did Shiggy fall down? Was he peeping? ) [00:24] * Chelsea blinks once, and then snickers, shaking her head. [00:24] Jeez. Why do you want me to see you naked so bad anyway? [00:24] Because you can? [00:24] ... Wha? [00:24] Because it means I'm not really an ugly hag? [00:25] * Chelsea glances at Mei-Yin. [00:25] You're not ugly! Really! You look very nice. [00:26] ...thanks. [00:26] Bah! You look fine, Mei. [00:26] * Chelsea looks around on a sudden impulse. "Hey. They got anything to drink around here?" [00:27] *** Kirby is now known as Voice [00:27] I believe they serve tea when you're finished. [00:27] ( It's Vicki's dad again! He's so horribly evil he can afford to be nice to you before he glomps or kills you! ) [00:28] * Chelsea blinks and looks for the source fo the voice. [00:28] Whozat? [00:28] * Mei-Yin looks around. [00:28] [Chelsea realizes it came from the direction of the nearest slinky] [00:29] ( ... supernatural slinkies? @_@ ) [00:29] ( Muahaha! ) [00:29] (That's just... wrong.) [00:29] Please say that slinkey didn't just talk to me. [00:29] ( Are they... evil slinkies? ) [00:29] I think it did. [00:29] Did you talk, mister slinky? [00:29] *** Voice is now known as Slinky [00:29] I must say, I certainly did. [00:29] The slinkys are talking? [00:29] * Slinky is a big black slinky. [00:29] The hell? [00:30] * Mei-Yin offers her hand to the slinky. [00:30] I'm pleased to meet you, mister slinky. [00:30] * Eoi resists the urge to open his/her eyes. [00:30] * Shigeru falls over with a large splash. Again. [00:30] * Slinky slinks onto it. [00:30] Ah. Well, that clears things up phenominally. [00:30] Much oblidged. [00:30] This is something I wish I could see. [00:30] Just open your eyes, Eoi. [00:30] Then open your eyes, Eoi. [00:30] But it's impolite! I mean, honestly. It's like peeping. [00:30] Not when you're a girl. [00:31] Doesn't count when you're female, Eoi. [00:31] Sure it is, if you have a boy's mind. [00:31] Pah. You're a girl, enjoy it while you can. [00:31] So, Mr. Slinky. What's your oppinion on the matter? [00:32] Allow me to introduce myself. My name is Theodore Victor von Weizegger dine Sergeiv du Raux the IV. [00:32] ... [00:32] Wow, that's quite a name. [00:32] Ok. Did I hit my head? Am I in some kind of coma? [00:32] Ah. May we address you as "Teddy"? [00:32] Or is this another one of your tricks? [00:32] As for my opinion... It's a difficult matter indeed. [00:33] Either this is real or there's some fascinating drug in the water. [00:33] Oh no, Eoi. The slinky is talking. His name is Theodore Victor von Weizegger dine Serviev du Raux the IV. [00:33] I see no reason why the young lady should feel the need to keep her eyes shut. [00:33] However, if she is really a man, as she says, it's my job to chase him out of this place. [00:33] Perverts are most deffinately not welcome. [00:34] And you can call me... Mr. Slinky. [00:34] See! I'm trying not to be perverted! They threatened to cut off my clothes! [00:34] Shiggy! Tell the Slinky! I know you can hear us! [00:34] ( *ROFL* ) [00:34] Well, I don't think you need to worry aobut Eoi being a pervert. We're the only perverts here, and we're women. [00:34] ( This is surreal. ) [00:34] ( Hee. ) [00:34] And well they should. You can't wear clothes in the spring! [00:34] *** Slinky is now known as MrSlinky [00:35] It simply goes against the traditions. [00:35] Yeah, Eoi, I can hear you. But I don't know why the... slinky? What the hell? [00:35] * Chelsea sits back and watches the show. ^_^ [00:36] So, are you enjoying yourselves? [00:36] Oh, very much. [00:36] No. [00:36] I certainly am! [00:36] Make Mei-Yin wear a towel or something! Then I can open my eyes. [00:36] It pleases me to hear that. [00:36] * Chelsea sighs and looks at Mei. [00:37] No, no, I mustn't interfere. It's her decision to do such a thing. [00:37] I just chase perverts. [00:37] Oh, you're no fun at all, Eoi. [00:37] What's the big deal? [00:37] * Mei-Yin goes to grab a towel. [00:37] If I open my eyes, You'll have to chase me! [00:37] ( What do slinkies do with perverts they catch? ) [00:37] Indeed I shall. [00:37] ( Slink them. ) [00:37] ( Don't ask if you're not prepared to find out. ) [00:37] ( Eat them :P ) [00:38] ( No! Not slinking! NOT SLINKING! ) [00:38] ( It'd switch bodies with Eoi. ) [00:38] ( They use patented moves like the Slinky Stunner. ) [00:38] ( Dear god no. ) [00:38] ( And the Slinky's Elbow? ) [00:38] ( Wait a sec. Slinkies don't have elbows. ) [00:38] ( Slinkies are nothing _but_ elbow, Dem. ) [00:38] ( They sure don't. ) [00:39] ( Hm. ND has a point. ) [00:39] ( These are technologically advanced slinkies. They can go on flat surfaces and even up small hills. ) [00:40] ( True. I suppose slinkies could be seen that way as well ) [00:40] ( So... in the past thirry years, technology has only advanced in the field of slinkies?) [00:40] ( Looks like it. ) [00:40] ( Not necessarily. ) [00:40] ( ...that is so cool. ) [00:41] ( Ah, the wonders of the future. All terrain slinkies. ) [00:41] ( It all depends on what's convenient for the GM. ) [00:41] ( Perhaps you people should... y'know... do something. ) [00:41] * Mei-Yin returns with a towel. [00:42] * Mei-Yin climbs back in. [00:42] Okay, Eoi, you can open your eyes. [00:42] Yeah, Eoi. Open your eyes now, ya wuss. [00:42] Whew. Thanks. [00:42] * Eoi opens his eyes. [00:42] Sorry. ^_^; [00:42] ( And, Eoi has no towel. ) [00:42] (Okay, Eoi. Don't. Look. Down.) [00:43] ( He knows. ) [00:43] But make sure not to look at yourself. 'Cause you're buck naked, girlie. [00:43] ( Of course, having been warned, he is now bound to look down. ) [00:43] Yes. That would be considered violating the rules. [00:43] ( Yep. ) [00:43] * Eoi makes sure not to look donw. [00:43] ( down even. ) [00:43] Hey, Shig. You awake over there? [00:43] Well I'll be damned. A talking slinky. [00:44] * Mei-Yin leans back and indulges in some daydreaming. [00:44] * MrSlinky bows. "Indeed. It's a pleasure" [00:44] (Talking slinky. So wrong, but so cool. ^_^) [00:44] If you'll be damned, then I suggest you try not to die. [00:44] ( I want one for a familiar! ) [00:44] ( Every RPG should have a talking slinky ) [00:44] ( *snerk* ) [00:44] Hush you. [00:45] Eh? Kinda, I guess. Why? [00:45] Well. This is relaxing. ^_^. Thanks for putting on a towel Mei. [00:45] Just checking. [00:45] * Chelsea relaxes. [00:45] * Mei-Yin doesn't appear to hear Eoi. [00:46] Er... right, Chel. [00:46] * MrSlinky slinks off back to patrol. [00:47] ( Erm... Should I end this? ) [00:48] (...what, no monster attack?) [00:48] ( Aww. The Slinkys don't rise up and kill us? ) [00:48] ( Well, it's no fun if Shiggy's not gonna peep... ) [00:48] ( Nah ) [00:48] (Well, I suppose you could just cut until after we're done.) [00:48] (How the heck would he peep?) [00:48] ( No Ghost, No Oni, no Happosai? ) [00:48] (Aside from the easy way. :P) [00:48] ( I wanna play. ;_; ) [00:48] ( Shouldn'ta retired Miyu then. ) [00:48] ( Your own dang fault :P ) [00:48] ( He could hook himself into Eoi's vision... ) [00:48] ( ... ) [00:48] ( @_@ ) [00:48] (That's the easy way, Mei. ^_^) [00:49] (And yeah, I thought of that a while ago.) [00:49] ( Or he could do it the traditional way and get in trouble, as is traditional. ) [00:49] ( Peep from MrSlinky's vision :P ) [00:49] (Does MrSlinky *have* vision?) [00:49] ( The world, through the eyes of a slinky... ) [00:49] ( Sure he does! ) [00:49] (Mei: His glasses steam up. He's not wearing them. Can't see a dang thing either way.) [00:50] ( Ah. ) [00:50] ( That bites. ) [00:50] (I know. :P Now, if, say, Andrew were here... hm.) [00:50] ( Want me to rig a zombie? :P ) [00:51] ( Zombie Peeping. Oh yeah, that's not disturbing. ) [00:51] ( It sounds to me like this game's about over. ) [00:51] ( If Andrew were here... that's scary. ) [00:51] ( Pretty much, I think. ) [00:51] ( I guess so. ) [00:51] (If'n ya say so.) [00:51] ( Hot springs are no fun without perverts or monsters. ) [00:51] [And so they met a talking slinky and had a nice time, then left. Woot.] [00:51] [Session End]