[20:23] [Day: Thursday. Time: ?] [20:24] [MC once again found themselves in a game created by an unknown entity; this time Mei-Yin wound up in a mecha. They were on their way to Kyoto, when something went screwy.] [20:24] [MC presently finds themselves in a seeming technologically advanced city which Treasa called "the Dreaming".] [20:24] *** Kirby is now known as Treasa [20:25] [SESSION START] [20:25] So. 'The Dreaming'. I wonder if that has some literal application to the nature of the place, or is it just a pretty name for it? [20:26] Wow, this place is incredible! [20:26] * Shigeru looks around. [20:26] [Mei-Yin's still in the mecha, and Shig's still on top of it] [20:26] This is weird. Very weird. [20:27] Yeah, it is. Why did you bring us here, Treasa? [20:27] [The city seems man-made, as far as the eye can see. The sky is mostly black, but the horizon is light blue (in all directions). The city is even populated by people. And by not-people, too] [20:28] Good question. What can you tell us about this place, Treasa? In our limited capacities as pawns to be manipulated, of course. [20:29] You are here because you are required to be here. And because you can solve a problem that would be mutually beneficial to all involved parties. [20:29] Ah. Well, that's always nice. [20:29] Would we be included in those involved parties? [20:29] Indeed. [20:29] (*smacks Treasa with plushie*) [20:29] ( :P ) [20:30] How exactly would it be beneficial to us? [20:30] You'd better get going. You have an appointment to keep in an outdoor cafe on Kirby Ave. [20:30] ... Why the hell does EVERYTHING we encounter link to Kirby in some way? [20:31] * Treasa fades out of existance. "You'd better learn to like this place; it won't be the last time you're here." [20:31] *** Treasa is now known as Kirby [20:31] ... [20:31] Oh, it's probably because of some deranged deity watching over all of us. Try not to let it bother you. [20:31] Well, that answered nothing. [20:31] ( Aw, shucks *^_^* ) [20:32] * Shigeru blinks. "Great." [20:32] ... [20:32] Where is Kirby Ave? [20:32] * Chelsea looks up at the mecha. "So." [20:33] * Shigeru shrugs and pulls out his computer, turning it on. "Might as well see if this works." [20:34] Eh. Looks like Treasa didn't put a map on here. [20:34] ... Do we guess? [20:34] * Chelsea inspects the mecha some more, looking for a ladder or something. [20:34] [A human-sized white elephant in a business suit walks by, paying you little heed.] [20:35] [Chelsea sees nothing like that.] [20:35] I'd rather not. Why don't you guys ask for directions or something? [20:35] ... [20:35] ( Augh, I can't remember the name of that cartoon. ) [20:35] * Eoi ponders, then uses the time-honored method that all adventurers use to figure out which way to go. "Eenie, meenie, miney, moe..." [20:35] To the left! [20:35] * Shigeru facepalms. [20:35] * Mei-Yin turns the mecha to the left. [20:35] Let's go. [20:35] * Mei-Yin starts marching. [20:36] You know, If I've learned one thing in life, it's not to argue with the woman in the giant combat robot. [20:36] * Eoi starts left. [20:36] * Chelsea looks for someone to ask directions from. [20:36] [Several... things pass MC and the mecha as they walk down the road. None of them seem very surprised by it.] [20:36] [Chelsea sees many people to ask directions from. Some are even human in appearance, too!] [20:37] I want to be sure of something. Nobody slipped me any kind of drugs or anything, right? We're all actually seeing this? [20:38] * Chelsea jogs over to one of the human-looking ones. "Excuse me. Would you happen to know the location of an open cafe on Kirby Ave.? [20:38] " [20:38] Far as I can tell, Eoi. [20:38] [The human turns to face Chelsea. Her face sends chills down Chelsea's spine.] [20:38] *** Kirby is now known as Chikako [20:38] You wanna ask directions? That's so cool! [20:39] ( O_O ) [20:39] ... [20:39] ... [20:39] ( o_O! ) [20:39] Yes, it is, isn't it? Can you *give* us directions? [20:39] * Eoi twitches. [20:39] * Shigeru blinks at Chikoko. [20:39] (Chikako? Whatever. :P) [20:39] * Eoi mumbles under her breath. "Please slip and step on her with the robot, please slip and step on her with the robot.." [20:40] * Chikako grins. "The cafe on Kirby Ave.? Cool! Just take exit 38P, make a right on Left street, and take the elevator to Kirby Ave!" [20:40] You'll see it in no time ^_^ [20:41] Exit 38P, Right on Left street, elevator. Gotcha. Thanks! [20:41] * Chikako turns back to talking with a human-sized mantis creature. [20:41] *** Chikako is now known as Kirby [20:41] * Chelsea runs back towards the mecha before Chikako can say something is cool. [20:42] Ok Chel. Where do we go? [20:42] * Chelsea relays the directions to Shig and Mei via the time-honored method of shouting. [20:42] So. Shall we head off then. [20:42] Yeah. The sooner we arrive the better, no doubt. [20:43] * Shigeru nods and settles back. [20:43] So where's exit 38P? [20:43] * Chelsea walkwalkwalks. [20:43] * Eoi sighs and starts walking. [20:44] I don't know. Hopefully it'll be marked. [20:44] [The exit is indeed marked. MC spots it in a short while.] [20:44] * Eoi shrugs and takes the exit. [20:45] * Chelsea takes the exit as well, but doesn't bother shrugging. [20:45] * Mei-Yin takes the exit. [20:45] Okay, so it's left on right? [20:46] Nono, right on Left. [20:46] ...I don't like this city. [20:46] It's evil. [20:46] * Chelsea grins. [20:46] This surprises you? [20:47] Nah. It's just incomprehensibly weird. And that's okay. [20:47] * Mei-Yin walks along, looking for right street. [20:47] * Eoi looks for left street. [20:47] It's.. right on left, right? [20:48] Yes. Right on Left. [20:48] [Eoi spies an intersection with posted signs "Left Street" and "Here Road". [20:48] ] [20:48] Uh. So... Right, right? [20:48] Right. [20:48] Ok then. [20:48] * Mei-Yin goes right, right? [20:48] ( This would have been so much more amusing if it was "Left on Right street." ) [20:48] * Eoi goes right. [20:48] Right is right. [20:49] * Chelsea goes right on Left. [20:49] [MC does just that, and spots the elevator Chikako described. It's just about big enough to fit the mecha. Inside, an attendant sits at controls, waiting for passengers.] [20:50] * Chelsea starts looking for the elevator to Kirby Ave. [20:50] * Mei-Yin steers the mecha into the elevator. [20:50] * Eoi shrugs and steps into the elevator. [20:50] Watch your head, Shigeru. [20:51] * Shigeru does that. [20:51] * Chelsea steps into the elevator. [20:51] [The attendant is an panda, by the way. He's reading a newspaper. "Destination?"] [20:51] Kirby Ave. [20:52] The cafe on Kirby Ave to be exact. [20:52] [The Panda pokes a button with his paw. Evidently, the only "control" on the control panel.] [20:52] [The elevator goes up, past several streets and the like, stopping after a bit.] [20:52] [Panda: "Kirby Ave."] [20:52] Right. Thanks. [20:53] Thank you! ^_^ [20:53] * Chelsea steps out and starts looking for an open cafe. [20:53] * Mei-Yin steps the mecha off the elevator. [20:53] [Chelsea sees it: A quaint little place, complete with umbrella- covered tables] [20:53] * Eoi looks for a cafe, and heads for it once he sees it. [20:54] Found it, guys. This way. [20:54] * Chelsea heads t'wards the cafe. [20:54] [The cafe isn't over populated, but it has its fair share of customers.] [20:55] So uh.. what do we do? [20:55] Sit? [20:55] I guess. [20:55] I have no idea. I doubt they have special chairs for giant robots. [20:55] I dunno if I can sit this thing down... [20:55] but I could be surprised. Who knows. [20:56] We could wait for something interesting to happen. [20:56] [A man comes up to the group. Wearing a white suit and hat, and smoking a cigar, he looks just like a wealthy Texan oil-company owner.] [20:56] *** Kirby is now known as Man [20:57] ( It's J.R. Ewing! ) [20:57] Huh. A couple of live ones. You must be the Mystery Club. [20:57] Yessir, we are. [20:57] * Shigeru moves to get a better look at the man. [20:57] Yep. Who're you? [20:57] ( ...does anybody but me even remember that show? ) [20:57] ( Dallas, was it? ) [20:57] ( I bow to your obscure knowledge Mei-Yin. ) [20:58] ( Yeah, it was. JR was the villain. ) [20:58] ( And he won fairly often, too. ) [20:58] Who'm I? M'lady, I'm not so sure I even know any more. But come and sit down; I'll buy y'all a drink whilst I explain the situation. [20:58] ( Well, that's reassuring. ) [20:58] ( Well, there. He looks like JR :P ) [20:59] Very well. [20:59] * Man sits down at a table and beckons the others. [20:59] ... I'm not a lady. _ [20:59] Ah... I can't exactly do that from up here. [20:59] * Eoi shrugs and sits. [21:00] * Man looks up. "Oh, right. Would you like me to fix that?" [21:00] I wouldn't mind. Mei? [21:00] I dunno... I kinda like it. ^_^ [21:00] Well, you're gonna need that there contraption later anyhow. [21:01] But in the meantime, sit down and we'll talk. [21:01] [A waiter, meanwhile, comes over with menus.] [21:01] *** Capfox is on IRC [21:02] * Eoi peers at the menu. [21:02] * Chelsea takes a look at the menu. [21:02] Sure, that would work. ... Can you at least get me down from here? [21:02] Hm. I don't suppose this lovely cafe will accept our currency? [21:02] [Menu appitizer: Green Greens] [21:03] [Menu main meals: Dreamy Burger, Sleepy Steak, Tired Veal, Lethargic Chicken Sandwich] [21:04] ... Dude. These names suck. [21:04] [Menu Drinks: Corke, Dr. Pepsi, Tea'd Ice] [21:04] * Chelsea frowns. "Curious names." [21:04] Well, they might. I can't say m'self. But I'll cover it this time. [21:05] * Man snaps his fingers, and a ladder appears next to Shigeru, floating in the air. [21:05] * Chelsea nods. "My thanks." [21:05] * Shigeru blinks at the ladder, then shrugs and climbs down it. [21:06] [As soon as Shig reaches the bottom and lets go of the ladder, it vanishes] [21:06] Thanks. [21:06] * Shigeru walks over to the table and sits down. [21:06] My pleasure. [21:06] Hm. I assume, sir, that these names are merely made to coincide with some theme? Or will the chicken actually make me lethargic? [21:07] * Man laughs. "Well, I suppose I could say they're just names, but since the food doesn't actually exist, it doesn't matter much." [21:07] I just want some Dr. Pepsi. But I don't know how to get it in here! [21:08] [The waiter stalks off. He comes back 2 seconds later with a can of Dr. Pepsi, and drops it through Mei-Yin's vewing area. [21:08] ] [21:08] * Chelsea raises an eyebrow. "Interesting. In that case I'll take a Sleepy Steak and a Dr. Pepsi." [21:09] [The waiter performs the same act for Chelsea. If only real service was so fast.] [21:09] Oooh, thanks! [21:09] ( Not a word, Mand. Not a word. ) [21:09] * Mei-Yin drinks gratefully. [21:09] * Shigeru looks at the menu. "Er... Corke for me." [21:09] Uh. I'll have a.. Dreamy Burger and a Dr. Pepsi. [21:10] * Chelsea politely and daintily consumes her steak. "Mmm. Excellent." [21:10] [The waiter gets Eoi's and Shig's orders, and a steak for the Man.] [21:11] * Man pulls out 3 palm-sized cash-registers and hands them to the waiter. "Here you go. Keep the change." [21:11] [The waiter nods and leaves.] [21:11] * Chelsea raises an eyebrow but doesn't comment. [21:12] ... [21:12] * Shigeru decides not to think about that much as he drinks his Corke. [21:12] This place is screwed up. [21:12] You could say that. [21:13] 'S because it's not real. [21:13] * Chelsea finishes her steak eventually, and reclines, sipping her Dr. Pepsi. [21:13] * Eoi munches and drinks. [21:13] Reality is defined by the last man standing? [21:13] [The food is incredibly good. Even the drinks are above standard] [21:13] Nah. It's defined by Treasa. [21:14] That would make sense, since she said this is her realm. [21:14] Hm. So this is her own little world, then? [21:14] 'S right. [21:14] Nice. I wonder what I have to get one of these for myself. [21:14] It's all fake, 'cept you and me. [21:15] So why the hell is "Cool" girl here? [21:15] "Cool" girl? [21:15] * Chelsea chuckles at that. [21:15] * Man shrugs. "Probably because Treasa wanted her here." [21:15] A girl we met recently. She's rather hung up on a particular phrase. [21:16] *** Zereth has quit IRC (Ping timeout ) [21:16] ( Idle. Be right back. ) [21:17] She insists that everything is 'So so cool.' [21:17] Oh? Maybe she's right. [21:17] But enough about that. We have business to discuss. [21:17] * Chelsea chuckles. [21:17] Of course. [21:19] To put it simply, recently one of my family has taken it upon himself to interfere in Treasa's business. [21:20] I believe you've met him, although you may not have seen his true form. Crafty devil, he is. [21:20] * Chelsea raises an eyebrow. [21:20] * Shigeru sets his Corke down. "Yeah? Who would that be?" [21:20] Go on. [21:21] He decided to become a third party in a two party business, essentially. [21:21] Well that was stupid. [21:21] * Chelsea nods sagaciously. "How impolite of the fellow." [21:21] * Man nods. "He can be foolish at times, yes. Foolish, but clever." [21:21] ( nack. ) [21:21] (Gah. Phone.) [21:22] ... Xelloss. [21:22] It's not very good to be clever if you're foolish. [21:22] ( Pot, kettle, apparent reflectivity index... ) [21:22] You wouldn't think so, no. [21:22] I bet it's Xelloss. ^_^. You know, the guy who keeps trying to pick up Chelsea. [21:22] * Chelsea raises an eyebrow. [21:23] Hm? Well, I don't know about that... [21:23] * Chelsea chuckles. "Well, it could be Quentin." [21:23] It could be, but I bet it's Xelloss. Remember, he said he was a friend of Nakamura, and Nakamura doesn't exist. [21:23] But seeing as how one of you is currently in one of his devices, I'd wager you know him at least somewhat. [21:23] * Man nods to the mecha. [21:24] One of us? [21:24] Indeed. [21:24] * Eoi looks curiously. ".. Who?" [21:24] Oh. You mean the Mysterious Voice? [21:24] * Man nods. "Sounds like him. [21:25] Ah. Darn. I didn't guess right. ;_; [21:25] * Chelsea nods. "I see." [21:25] (Back. ^^;) [21:25] Normally, I'd hit him over the head and drag him home. [21:25] * Chelsea smirks. [21:25] (... AFK again. It won't be long.) [21:25] Why don't you just do that then? [21:25] Problem is, I've been to lax; there's no way I could beat him in a fight. [21:26] ... So, what the hell do you expect US to do? [21:26] * Chelsea nods. [21:26] Let the man talk, please, Eoi. [21:26] Why, beat him up for me, of course. [21:26] ... [21:26] Once I bring him back to my realm, I should be able to keep him out of trouble for at least a while. [21:27] So. You expect us to beat up the guy who you can't beat? [21:28] Correct. [21:28] * Chelsea hums thoughtfully. "Do you trully believe this to be within our capabilities?" [21:28] (Back. ^^;;) [21:28] It should be. While you're in this place, at least. [21:28] Wait, when we're here? Why? [21:29] Because this is Treasa's realm. [21:29] I see. He'll be weakened while here? Or will we be strengthened? [21:29] You MIGHT be able to beat him in your world, but I wouldn't count on that. [21:29] Hrm... Well, I'm not sure how it works, to be honest. [21:29] But Treasa herself seems confident. [21:29] ... And what's in it for us? [21:30] You get to have him not pull you from your world into one of his games, until he gets bored with you and decides to put you in a game you can't win. [21:30] * Shigeru nods slowly. [21:31] So, instead of being put in games for the amusement of others, we get to stay in Treasa's game? [21:31] Ah. Well, I've always prefered my continued existence over the alternative. [21:32] * Man shrugs. "That's about right. I'm not one to interfere in others' business." [21:32] * Eoi shrugs. "Oh well. Take the evil you know over the evil you don't I guess." [21:33] If you like, I can let you borrow my spear for your battle against him. [21:33] Spear? [21:33] * Shigeru sighs. "One game or another. I'm pretty sure Treasa wants us to live to the end of hers, though." [21:33] * Eoi looks interested. A spear is almost like a Naginata. [21:34] * Man nods. "That's right." [21:34] Just for the fight, though. [21:34] Cool. What's it do? [21:34] *** RDMgryphon has joined #besm [21:34] * Chelsea shrugs. "Couldn't hurt." [21:35] It turns into lightning. Oh, and it always hits. [21:35] Sure. Borrowing it'd be nice. [21:35] ...Like Zeus' spear? [21:35] * Eoi has little sparkles in his eyes. *_* [21:36] Very well. I'll have it waiting for you when you fight. [21:36] * Man nods to the mecha. "That's right." [21:36] Humans had a name for it once, but I'll be damned if I can remember what. [21:37] * Shigeru eyes Eoi. [21:37] Odin's spear was... Gungnir. I can't remember if it turned into lightning, though. [21:37] ( Poor Eoi. So easily bribed by a sharp pointy stick. ) [21:37] Huh. Perhaps that was it. [21:37] Can't remember. It's been... very long. [21:37] * Chelsea chuckles. [21:38] * Chelsea raises an eyebrow. [21:38] Whatever. It's a neat polearm. ^_^ [21:39] Are you sure you want to use that thing, Eoi? It might be better to stick with what you know. [21:39] Oh, you have to throw it, though. [21:39] Throw? [21:39] ;_; That's no fun. [21:39] Doesn't work as well if you poke people with it. [21:39] Even if it doesn't miss. [21:39] It comes back. [21:39] .. Well, it can't hurt to have. Maybe if we need some sort of edge. [21:39] * Eoi looks less excited. [21:40] * Chelsea shrugs. "I'm pretty good at throwing sharp objects. Perhaps I could try it?" [21:40] * Man shrugs. "Up to you." [21:40] I could throw it! [21:40] It's not like I'm going to force you. [21:40] Mecha powered lightning bolts! [21:40] *_* [21:41] * Shigeru chuckles. [21:41] * Chelsea chuckles and shakes her head. [21:42] I used to like to throw it from above, so it looked like real lightning, but it works from the ground, too. [21:42] But, if you don't want it, I understand. [21:42] No, no! We want it. [21:43] Okay. [21:43] *_* [21:43] I'm sure it'll come in handy. [21:43] Death from above! [21:43] Well, it'll be there. [21:43] (Back inna second.) [21:44] * Shigeru shakes his head. ~You like that spear way too much,~ he thinks to Mei. [21:44] It may not be the best, but it's still a nifty polearm. Besides, it can't miss. [21:44] * Man stands. "Well, that's that, I guess." [21:44] * Mei-Yin calms down a little. [21:44] ~Er, sorry...~ [21:44] * Mei-Yin looks sheepish. [21:44] * Eoi nods. "Besides, at least I'll be able to do something besides poke him with my naginata. Shiggy and Mei get a mecha and Chelsea has magic.." [21:44] ( Baaaaaaaaaaaa... ) [21:45] I'm off to the arena. I'll be rooting for you. [21:45] * Man stalks off down Kirby Ave. [21:45] * Shigeru grins. ~It's all right.~ [21:45] ( It's scary when Mei-Yin is this fascinated with the phallic symbol to end all phallic symbols. @_@ ) [21:45] *** Man is now known as Kirby [21:45] * Kirby kills Demota. [21:45] ( /me helps. ) [21:45] So.. uh.. crap? [21:45] (*mangles Dem*) [21:46] ( ... Why is Dem voiced? ) [21:46] ( Ow! ) [21:46] ( ... I am? ) [21:46] ( Is this the end of the session, or is there enough time before AoC? ) [21:46] ( There should be if you leave "now" ) [21:46] Let's go! [21:47] K. Let's go. [21:47] * Eoi heads off. [21:47] (Back.) [21:47] * Shigeru nods and gets going. [21:48] * Chelsea follows. [21:48] [Despite not knowing where to go, MC makes its way to the top of a tall tower, without knowing how exactly they got up there in the first place. [21:48] ] [21:48] ( We're just THAT good. ) [21:49] (More like Treasa's that good. :P) [21:49] [The tower is hexagonal in shape, with a small pillar at each point.] [21:49] * Chelsea looks around. [21:49] [Standing near the one on the opposite end is a young, thinnish man with spikey blond hair, dressed in ripped jeans and a red T-shirt.] [21:49] *** Kirby is now known as Teen [21:50] ( ... I'm getting a bad feeling. ) [21:50] (Yes?) [21:50] It's not fair! I just wanted to have fun! [21:50] * Teen pouts. [21:50] * Shigeru eyes the teenager. [21:50] * Eoi eyes the teenager. [21:50] I was even offering prizes. What more could you want? [21:51] You're kidding. [21:51] How about a choice. [21:51] * Chelsea rolls her eyes. [21:51] ( /me cries. "Sai should be here for this..." ) [21:51] [Eoi finds a spear hovering next to her. The blade is wide, with several runes on the head.] [21:51] [Oh, and Shig's on the mecha again :P] [21:52] * Eoi grabs the spear. "... So. Wait. We're supposed to beat him up?" [21:52] Dude. This is wrong. [21:52] Look, it's nothing against you personally. Really. This is just something we have to do. [21:52] * Shigeru looks around. "How'd I get u- never mind." [21:52] He's just a kid. [21:52] Says you. [21:52] He *looks* like a kid. [21:52] ( I'm sure they'll tell Sai about what happened, Yon. :P ) [21:52] You couldn't be more than a few years older. And besides, you're just a GIRL! [21:52] I'm not a girl! I'm just trapped in a girl's body. [21:52] Long story. [21:53] ( Dem: Yeah, but Sai's REALLY pissed at Jin. ) [21:53] ( Who says this is Jin? ) [21:53] I bet that's what they all say. [21:53] ... [21:53] *** Zereth has joined #besm [21:53] ( This is SO not Jin. ) [21:53] Wow, you're an asshole. [21:53] But you're still a kid. [21:53] ( It isn't? Sure seems like it. ) [21:53] * Chelsea rolls her eyes. [21:53] Plus, I mean.. look. You're unarmed. [21:53] * Shigeru sighs and concentrates. [21:53] ( Well, he could be. But he's not completely :P ) [21:54] We've got.. a giant mecha, and magikal spear and.. Chelsea. [21:54] So? [21:54] It's just wrong! [21:54] The mecha was MY design to begin with! [21:54] * Chelsea rolls her eyes. "I'm glad that you think so highly of me, Eoi." [21:54] 'Sides, you're a girl with a magic spear, she's a girl, and there's a girl in the mecha. [21:54] I'm not a girl! [21:54] You don't have a prayer ^_^ [21:55] ... [21:55] ... [21:55] * Eoi snickers. "Right. Whatever." [21:55] grrrrrrRrRrRRRRRRrRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!! [21:55] * Shigeru snerks. "Way to go, kid. You're good as dead." [21:55] ... Is she.. supposed to be make those noises? [21:55] So. What say we show this fellow a sampling of girl power? [21:56] I'm not a girl! [21:56] ...I cannot believe that I just said that. [21:56] Besides, look. [21:56] * Mei-Yin starts drawing a bead on this annoying little punk-ass-bitch. [21:56] He's just a kid. It's wro.. [21:56] Mei-Yin! [21:56] ( Init, I guess? ) [21:56] d6+7 [21:56] * Dicesuke throws the bones for Eoi (d6+7) and gets 10. [21:56] d6+4 [21:56] d6+6 [21:56] * Dicesuke throws the bones for Mei-Yin (d6+4) and gets 7. [21:56] * Dicesuke throws the bones for Shigeru (d6+6) and gets 11. [21:57] d6+7 [21:57] * Dicesuke throws the bones for Chelsea (d6+7) and gets 13. [21:57] ( By the way, Chelsea feels refreshed from eating a Sleepy Steak, and Eoi feels not so... dying :P ) [21:57] ( From the Dreamy Burger, of course. ) [21:58] ( Burgers cure Bullets! We're in Earthbound. ) [21:58] ( Or.. uh... Deus Ex. ) [21:58] [Init: Teen/Chelsea, Shigeru, Eoi, Mei-Yin] [21:58] [Teen's turn] [21:59] (Eoi> No, that was only candy bars. And water.) [21:59] * Teen clasps his hands together. "Oooo! Don't hurt me with your girlie toys!" [21:59] ( I wish I bought Deus Ex. ^_^; ) [21:59] ( Deus Ex is wai. ) [21:59] ( Should I name this guy, or are you people still guessing? ) [22:00] [Chelsea's turn] [22:00] (Loki-kun!) [22:00] ( If it's a MC reference, I still need to get around to re-reading it. ) [22:00] *** Teen is now known as Loki [22:00] * Chelsea waves her dagger. "My Magic Shield." After she's done that, she says "Alright, kid. I'm going to be nice and give you a chance to surrender, and/or flee. Y'know, the usual." [22:01] ( Hey, I got it right. ^_^ ) [22:01] *** Chamelaeon is now known as ChamOnnaPhone [22:01] I should've put you all in a date sim! [22:01] [Shig's turn] [22:01] ( Grunngir! ) [22:01] ( /me is confused now. "I thought the guy drawing us into the games was Jin. Does Jin = Loki?" ) [22:01] * Shigeru checks to see if the cannon's loaded. If not, he goes about loading it. ;P [22:01] ( The spear/lance! ) [22:01] ( No. Different Guy. ) [22:02] ( Then who the hell is Jin? ) [22:02] ( My guy. ) [22:02] ( Yup ) [22:02] ( And why did you tell me that Jin was the one drawing us into the games? ) [22:02] ( Jin's more sadistic. ) [22:02] ( ... When did I say that? ) [22:02] ( Brett never said that. ^_^; ) [22:02] ( Somebody did. ) [22:02] ( We all assumed it was Jin. Brett never actually said it was. ) [22:03] ( When did he say that? ) [22:03] ( Yeah. ) [22:03] ( You know what happens whe you asume... ) [22:03] ( YOu make an ass out of you and the One. ) [22:03] ( You make an as of out u and me? ) [22:03] ( Precisely. ) [22:03] ( ...so Loki was imitating Jin? ) [22:03] ( It's totally different from what happens when you assume. ) [22:03] ( Maybe they did, but I didn't. I mentioned the idea briefly to Atom once, and ultimately dropped it. ) [22:03] [Mei-Yin's turn] [22:04] ( Blargh. Hurry before we run into AoC time. ) [22:04] * Mei-Yin steadies her aim at this annoying little bitch. [22:04] [Teen's turn] [22:04] ( So...there are TWO guys in this universe with the same MO? ) [22:05] ( No. Jin is TSoaC, Loki is MC. ) [22:05] ( Sai and Saki are the only things from TSoaC showing up. I think. ) [22:06] * Loki laughs. "Girls are all the same. You're just wannabe heros. But you know, they've never made a girl character the star in any game except the games where they thought 'Hey! We'll get more support if we make the main character a girl!'" [22:06] * Eoi coughs a few different names. [22:06] ( Really, this could've been Jacqueline if I felt evil enough :P ) [22:06] Dude, you're not only sexist, you're stupid. [22:06] * Loki holds action [22:07] [Chelsea's turn] [22:07] ( Uh. Is Eoi going to get a turn? ) [22:07] ( After Chelsea. ) [22:07] ( Why did I get skipped? ) [22:07] ( And Shig. Dang. I screwed up. ) [22:07] [Eoi's turn. Sorry :P] [22:07] * Eoi holds action. ^_^; [22:08] ( Hey, I wasn't planning on doing much, but I still want my turn. ) [22:08] ( /me whacks Eoi with a dumpster ) [22:08] Kid, seriously. Just surrender. [22:08] [Chelsea's turn] [22:08] * Chelsea waves her dagger at the obnoxious teen. "My Magic Attack." [22:08] (You rolling?) [22:08] ( Nah. I'm feelin' lazy ) [22:08] 2d6-4 [22:08] * Dicesuke throws the bones for Chelsea (2d6-4) and gets 5. [22:08] ( I might go back to this original set up, I think. Maybe. ) [22:08] ( we'll see. ) [22:09] * Loki hops out of the way. "Zhoop! Ya missed me!" [22:09] [Shig's turn] [22:09] * Chelsea raises an eyebrow. [22:10] ( Damn. Might have to finish this later. ) [22:10] ( It's 11:00 ) [22:10] * Shigeru braces himself for whenever Mei-Yin decides to move or attack. [22:10] [Eoi's turn] [22:10] * Eoi continues to hold his action because he doesn't want to attack a kid. [22:10] [Mei-Yin's turn] [22:10] * Mei-Yin KEEPS AIMING. [22:11] GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR... [22:16] [Loki's turn] [22:17] Well, it's about time we began I guess. [22:17] * Loki waves his hands, almost as an after thought, at Eoi. A large black ray flies forth. (def roll) [22:17] 2d6 [22:17] * Dicesuke throws the bones for Eoi (2d6) and gets 5. [22:18] ( Dude. I made it. ) [22:18] (That's a first. ;P) [22:18] [Eoi hops out of the way!] [22:18] [Chelsea's turn] [22:18] * Chelsea waves her dagger again. "My magic attack." [22:19] 2d6-4 [22:19] * Dicesuke throws the bones for Chelsea (2d6-4) and gets 1. [22:19] * Loki arches his back, narrowly avoiding the attack. "Whee!" [22:20] [Eoi's turn] [22:20] * Eoi growls and tosses the spear Loki [22:20] ( +at ) [22:21] [The spear turns into lightning as it's thrown, jolting Loki when it collides.] [22:21] Argh! He gave you THAT? No fair! ;_; [22:21] Plenty fair. Sexist asshole. [22:21] [Shig's turn, who's turn it actually should've been, had I not screwed up] [22:22] * Shigeru waits. (holding action) [22:22] [Mei's turn] [22:24] * Mei-Yin keeps readjusting her aim on this tricky little bastard. [22:24] [Loki's turn] [22:24] * Loki waves his hands at the group, sending a large number of purple rays at them. "Your turn to dodge!" [22:25] [Eoi and Chelsea, defend.] [22:25] 2d6 [22:25] * Dicesuke throws the bones for Eoi (2d6) and gets 9. [22:25] ( No. ) [22:25] 2d6 [22:25] * Dicesuke throws the bones for Chelsea (2d6) and gets 6. [22:25] (Just barely, but no. ;_;) [22:26] ( Forgot to mention a +1 penalty, not that it matters :P ) [22:27] [The rays strike MC, injuring Eoi and jostling the mecha. One of the rays is diminished by Chelsea's shield, but manages to get through and hit her nonetheless.] [22:27] Gg. [22:28] [Chelsea's turn] [22:29] * Chelsea sneers, and tries this one last time. *wavewave* "My Magic Attack." [22:29] 2d6-4 [22:29] * Dicesuke throws the bones for Chelsea (2d6-4) and gets 4. [22:29] [This time, the attack slams into Loki] [22:29] YEEOUCH! That smarts! [22:30] [Shig's turn] [22:30] * Shigeru continues to hold action, waiting to put another shell into the cannon. [22:30] [Eoi's turn] [22:31] ( Did the spear come back? ) [22:31] ( Yeah. ) [22:31] * Eoi tosses the spear again. [22:31] [The spear comes back to Eoi. :P] [22:31] [The spear does what it did last round. Not so different, really.] [22:31] Neat. ^_^ [22:31] [Mei-Yin's turn] [22:32] [The spear returns again. Woo] [22:32] DIE, PIG! [22:32] * Mei-Yin FIRES! [22:32] I wish I had some ultra-cheap weapon. Then you'd be sorry, cheaters. [22:32] 2d6-6 [22:33] Oh, first we're "Little girls", then we're "cheaters". You just suck! [22:33] * Dicesuke throws the bones for Mei-Yin (2d6-6) and gets 3. [22:33] [Mei-Yin's blast slams into Loki] [22:33] Argh! Girls are inherently cheaters! [22:33] [Loki's turn] [22:33] My god, I've never met anyone as sexist as you. [22:34] * Loki points at Eoi. "We'll see about that." A ray flies from his finger." [22:34] ( ... ) [22:34] ( -" ) [22:34] ( And make a def roll ) [22:34] 2d6 [22:34] * Dicesuke throws the bones for Eoi (2d6) and gets 10. [22:34] ( No. ) [22:34] ( Make a mind roll, now. ) [22:34] 2d6 [22:34] (Damn. So long, Eoi.) [22:34] * Dicesuke throws the bones for Eoi (2d6) and gets 11. [22:34] (Oh my.) [22:35] ( Oh well. S'long Eoi. Twas fun to play as you. ) [22:35] [Chelsea's turn] [22:36] * Chelsea waves her dagger again, since it actually worked last time. "My magic attack." [22:36] 2d6-4 [22:36] * Shigeru uses his held action to load the cannon. Specifically with one of those heat shells. [22:36] * Dicesuke throws the bones for Chelsea (2d6-4) and gets 4. [22:36] [The blast slams into Loki] [22:36] Ouch! Stop doing that! [22:37] [Shig's turn] [22:37] * Shigeru watches the battle. Holding action again. [22:37] [Eoi's turn] [22:37] ( Sigh. ) [22:37] * Eoi tosses the spear at Chelsea. [22:37] O_O [22:37] Make me, you sniveling little... eh? [22:38] Eoi! What are you doing? [22:38] [The spear is halted by the shield, but causes it to fizzle out.] [22:38] [The spear then returns to Eoi.] [22:38] ( Not my fault! Not my fault! ) [22:38] Dammit!... shit, now we've got a problem. [22:38] [Mei-Yin's turn] [22:38] Ha! Told ya! [22:39] * Mei-Yin extends the blade on her arm and launches the mecha forward at Loki. [22:39] 2d6-2 [22:39] * Dicesuke throws the bones for Mei-Yin (2d6-2) and gets 2. [22:40] * Loki slides out of the way. "Girls make lousey drivers, too." [22:40] RAGH! [22:40] [Loki's turn] [22:40] But since you want to play rough... [22:41] * Loki throws a green ray at the mecha, causing a good chunck of armor to fall off the back. [22:41] [Chelsea's turn] [22:41] Hey! You leave Shigeru alone, asshole! [22:41] * Shigeru stumbles. "Gah." [22:42] * Chelsea dashes over to Eoi, trying to disarm him (specifically, get that spear out of his grasp. What's the roll?). [22:42] ( Ummm... ) [22:42] ( Attack with +2 penalty ) [22:43] ( Eoi makes a defense roll. ) [22:43] ( If he fails defense roll, he makes a body roll. ) [22:43] 2d6-3 [22:43] * Dicesuke throws the bones for Chelsea (2d6-3) and gets 5. [22:43] 2d6 [22:43] * Dicesuke throws the bones for Eoi (2d6) and gets 7. [22:43] ( If succeeding, he retains weapon, but gets a penalty to that weapon for the next round ) [22:43] 2d6 [22:43] * Dicesuke throws the bones for Eoi (2d6) and gets 11. [22:43] (...wait, that wasn't Brett saying that. c.c; Go with it anyway?) [22:43] ( Nope. ) [22:43] (...woot! ...I think.) [22:44] ( That's right, yes. ) [22:44] [Chelsea pulls the spear from Eoi] [22:44] [Shig's turn] [22:44] ( Not that it matters now, but what is the penalty that they take if they succeed the body roll, anyway? ^^; ) [22:44] * Shigeru yells down, "Eoi, snap out of it!" (holding action) [22:44] [Eoi's turn] [22:45] ( Make a mind roll ) [22:45] 2d6 [22:46] * Dicesuke throws the bones for Eoi (2d6) and gets 10. [22:46] ( Yes! I made it!.. in another world. ) [22:46] (Which world? :P) [22:46] ( Not this one :P ) [22:46] ( So, action now? ) [22:46] ( yup ) [22:46] ( The one where Eoi is a genius. And a mecha pilot. ) [22:47] * Eoi pulls out a spirit ward and attempts to stick it on Chelsea's head. [22:47] ( Oh, that's just playing dirty. ) [22:47] ( I mean, he _knows_ his wards are useless. ) [22:47] 2d6 [22:47] * Dicesuke throws the bones for Eoi (2d6) and gets 7. [22:47] ( Lookie. I made it too. ) [22:47] (Maybe they are.) [22:47] ( ...oh, hell. ) [22:48] [Eoi sticks a ward on Chelsea's head, where she can feel it burning] [22:48] ( Chelsea doesn't get to defend? ) [22:48] ( Oop. My mistake. ) [22:48] (Melee defense?) [22:49] ( I'm gonna rule unarmed ) [22:49] ( Since Eoi already went with it ) [22:49] 2d6 [22:49] * Dicesuke throws the bones for Chelsea (2d6) and gets 6. [22:49] (Damn.) [22:49] [See above] [22:49] [Mei's turn] [22:50] * Chelsea yelps. [22:50] * Mei-Yin attacks that little biznach again. [22:50] 2d6-2 [22:50] * Dicesuke throws the bones for Mei-Yin (2d6-2) and gets 2. [22:51] [Mei-Yin hits this time, opening a large gash on Loki's shoulder] [22:51] Ow! Cheater! [22:51] [Loki's turn] [22:51] * Loki tosses another ray at the mecha. "See how you like it!" [22:51] [The ray slams into the mecha.] [22:51] [Chelsea's turn. The ward burns her.] [22:52] (Can I use my held action?) [22:52] ( Sure :P ) [22:53] * Shigeru concentrates on the ward on Chelsea's forehead, trying to telekinetically rip it off. [22:53] ( Make an attack roll ) [22:54] 2d6 [22:54] * Dicesuke throws the bones for Shigeru (2d6) and gets 8. [22:54] (Nada.) [22:54] [Shig doesn't seem able to remove the ward] [22:54] (Is taking the ward off her head a full action?) [22:54] [Chelsea's turn, still] [22:54] ( Yes ) [22:54] (...eh, well.) [22:55] ( Always has been :P ) [22:55] * Chelsea takes the damn ward off her head, grumbling mean-spirited things. [22:55] [Shig's turn] [22:55] * Shigeru waits to see what Eoi does. (holding action) [22:55] [Eoi's turn.] (mind roll) [22:56] 2d6 [22:56] * Dicesuke throws the bones for Eoi (2d6) and gets 6. [22:56] ( ... Gwuh. He made it. ) [22:56] [Eoi comes to her senses!] [22:56] ... Gwuh? What happened? [22:56] ( Eoi has a mind of 6? Sure doesn't act like it. :P ) [22:56] (That was my reaction. ^^;) [22:57] ( YEah. ^_^; ) [22:57] ( Mine too. He developed differently then he was built. ) [22:57] ( Kinda like Daphne? ) [22:57] [Mei's turn] [22:57] * Chelsea sneers. "You threw the spear at me and put a fucking ward on my head, that's what." [22:57] ... Sorry. [22:57] *** ChamOnnaPhone is now known as Chamelaeon [22:57] * Mei-Yin turns this puppy around to attack that little bitch again! [22:57] Ooo! Cat-fight! [22:57] Taste steel, fool! [22:57] 2d6-2 [22:57] * Dicesuke throws the bones for Mei-Yin (2d6-2) and gets 9. [22:58] ( or not. ^_^; ) [22:58] [Mei-Yin misses :P] [22:58] ( Suppose my luck had to give out sometime. ) [22:58] [Loki's turn] [22:58] ( Bah. Daphne's not stupid. She just has no sense. ^_^ ) [22:58] * Loki kicks the mecha, his foot glowing green. "Quiet, you! I wanna see them start scratching and pulling each other's hair!" The mecha is jostled from the kick. [22:59] [Chelsea's turn] [22:59] (Is Chelsea holding the spear? Or is it just on the ground?) [23:00] ( She's got it ) [23:01] * Chelsea turns towards Loki and throws the spear at him. [23:01] [The spear does it's usual hurting/lightning gig] [23:01] Owwwich! Dammit! I hate that thing! ;_; [23:01] [Shig's turn] [23:01] Oh, stop whining. [23:02] * Shigeru braces himself for the next time the mecha gets jostled. You know it's going to happen. [23:02] [Mei's turn] [23:02] ( Uh.. ) [23:02] ( ... ) [23:02] [Eoi's turn >.< [23:02] ] [23:02] [And the spear comes back to Chelsea.] [23:03] * Eoi growls, pulls out his Naginata and attempts to cut the bastard in half [23:03] 2d6-6 [23:03] * Dicesuke throws the bones for Eoi (2d6-6) and gets -4, "That's a critical success, don't think this means I like you." [23:03] ( ... Dude. ) [23:03] (Wow, Eoi has a lotta anger.) [23:03] ( ... sweet! ) [23:03] ( Roll Crit table? ) [23:03] ( Don't bother :P ) [23:04] * Loki is struck in the side. He grins goofily, then falls over backwards with a *thud*. [23:04] *** Loki is now known as Man [23:04] Nice shot, Eoi. [23:04] Thanks. ^_^. [23:04] * Man claps. "Bravo!" [23:04] ( Woah! Loki turned into a man! ) [23:04] * Chelsea approaches Loki. [23:04] ... Sorry again Chelsea. [23:04] I didn't mean to. [23:04] * Shigeru shakes his head. [23:05] Stupid sexist little bastard! [23:05] [Loki is still breathing, mind] [23:05] * Mei-Yin steps on Loki. [23:05] 'Salright. Just... keep those damn wards away from me, please. My lineage is aparently more of a bother than I'd thought. [23:05] Mei-Yin! [23:05] * Chelsea stops aproaching Loki as the foot comes down. C_c [23:05] * Shigeru falls over. "Oy, Mei!" [23:05] ... You killed him?!? [23:05] [There's a muffled whine. Then the mecha disappears, and Shig and Mei-Yin fall!] [23:05] Ack! [23:05] Ah, he's fine. [23:05] Uh-oh! [23:05] * Eoi tries to catch one of them. [23:05] Y'can't kill him. [23:06] (How far do I fall? @_@;) [23:06] [25 feet, but it only feels like 2 :P [23:06] ] [23:06] *** Dicesuke has quit IRC (Ping timeout ) [23:06] * Shigeru lands gracelessly on his butt. [23:06] So. Uh. We beat him up. Good for us. [23:07] * Man walks up and throws Loki over his shoulder. "Stupid kid. He got what he deserved." [23:07] * Chelsea drops her assorted weapons and runs to catch Shig. She's relieved when he's just fine anyway. [23:07] * Shigeru gets to his feet. [23:07] Make sure to teach him how to be non-sexist, ok? [23:07] That's just not cool. [23:07] ( Ping? ) [23:07] You guys okay? [23:07] (Pong.) [23:07] ( Pong ) [23:07] Yeah, I'm fine. [23:07] ( Pong. ) [23:07] (Pong.) [23:07] [The spear floats over to the man, and he grasps it in his free hand.] [23:07] [Mei-Yin:#BESM PING] [23:08] (... I think Nd's pinging.) [23:08] Sorry about that. I try, but... you know, kids. [23:08] [Pause] [23:08] Right. [23:08] Yeah, yeah. Just tie him up and make him watch Springtime Cherry Blossums a few hundred times. [23:09] Or even worse, "Hi, I Like Whatever." [23:09] (Pause, pause. :P) [23:09] [Ahem. PAUSE] [23:09] ( Ping 2 mins, 31 secs O.o ) [23:09] ( Wow, I am so fucking lagged. ) [23:09] ( DAAAAAMN that's huge. ) [23:09] [Mei-Yin:#BESM PING] [23:10] ( I think me network's gone wonky. ) [23:10] (Hm, almost as bad as it was when we were doing that Grandma's House session. Five minute pings from me, there. ^_^) [23:10] (I think it has, too. Ping?) [23:10] ( Just 3 secs that time. You back, ND? ) [23:10] ( Pong. ) [23:10] [Unpause] [23:10] Whelp, off I go. Thanks for your help. [23:10] (Spiffy.) [23:10] * Man vanishes! [23:11] * Shigeru blinks. [23:11] Well, at least he said thanks. [23:11] *** Man is now known as Kirby [23:11] How polite. [23:11] ( Yeah, I think so. ) [23:11] ( I'm still trying to revice Dicey. ) [23:11] ... So, how do we get out of here? [23:11] * Shigeru shrugs. [23:11] Swell. So how do we get home? And now who do we get to grant our wishes, now? ^_^ [23:11] [Just as Eoi says that...!] [23:11] [Nothing happens] [23:11] * Mei-Yin rubs her bum. [23:11] We're probably stuck here until Treasa decides to send us back. [23:12] Let's go have another Dreamy Burger then. [23:12] * Shigeru helps Mei-Yin up. [23:12] [But only momentarily. The next time you blink, you're in the MC clubroom] [23:12] [Session End]