[Day: Unknown. Time: Unknown.] (My favorite line from there, Mei. ^^) [Last time, lots of stuff happened, including Chelsea getting a new, really horrid outfit. Thank Marvel for that one. MC is that much closer to the end. Can they hold out?] (Absolutely not.) ( Not in this outfit, I can't. ) ( Not a chance. ) [They're in the center room, with five arches, four covered by a thick slate with a chibihostage on the front.] [Session Start] * Mechalink has quit IRC (Ping timeout ) Well. Looks like we got one more to go. We HOPE it's one more. * ChAnime has quit IRC (Ping timeout ) ( Am I here? ) [Everyone is here! Yay!] ( Am I me? ) Don't jinx it. * Mei-Yin holds her sword ready and runs through the portal. ( I hope MC ends tonight. It would be so fitting. ) ( Is Sai still a four-foot Kirby? ) ( It would, what with it being Friday the 13th and all. ^_^ ) [Sai is not a Kirby. He changed back.] ( Don't hold your breath :P ) * Eoi heads through the portal after Mei. * Norii twirls her pistol, then reholsters it. * Shigeru walks in after Mei. Shall... whoa! * Chelsea keeps her weapons out and heads through the portal, muttering under her breath. [And as Mei runs at the portal, she feels like she hit a brick wall!] * Norii dives after. [Eoi runs into Mei! [Shig walks into Eoi!] [Chelsea walks into Shig!] Ow! * Shigeru tumbles. @_@ [Norii dives into the lot of them!] What'd you do that for? Oof. ...ow. ...ow. ...ow. ...ow. ...ow. * Chelsea curses in a few languages. "Now what?" * Shigeru sits up. "What the hell happened?" * Mei-Yin falls on her ass. ...ow. Uh, Mei? Ow. Why'd you stop? * Eoi stares off into space. His eyes look a little glazy. Is he having a premonition, or did that fall hurt his head? Because I ran into the portal. Duh. * Chelsea adjusts the little headdress of her wretched little outfit. * Eoi shakes his head. "Guys. Shigeru has to go first." ... * Mei-Yin scowls MIGHTILY. Wait. Why? * Shigeru gets to his feet. * Mei-Yin stands up slowly. * Chelsea frowns. Shig? Why? Donno. Just what I saw. Probably so it can turn you into a girl, or a Kirby or something. * Shigeru eyes Eoi, then nods. "Okay, I'll go first." * Mechalink has joined #besm Ah. Well then. In you go, Shiggy. * Shigeru smiles quirkily. He grabs Mei-Yin's hand and squeezes it, then steps into the portal. * Mei-Yin jumps through after Shigeru. Hopefully. * Norii follows along, poking at the portal before plunging through. [Shig vanishes into the portal, which then starts to glow. Mei follows him!] * Eoi follows. * ChAnime has joined #BESM * Chelsea follows in. [The group winds up in a square room with a closed door and two pedestals. Shigeru is not there. Instead, there's a 4.5 ft. penguin, wearing king's robes and a crown, and carrying a large hammer.] (Bwahaha!) * Mei-Yin blinks. * Chelsea blinks. * Mei-Yin blinks again. Shig? Nod if it's you. * Shigeru is now known as Dedede * Mei-Yin passes out. * Mei-Yin falls down. Cuuuuuuute! * Dedede nods, then sweatdrops. "Uh... Mei?" He waddles over to her. ...it's not nodding. Oh, okay. * Chelsea nods. "Alright." She begins laughing. * Dedede looks blankly at Mei, then Chelsea. He looks down at himself. "Something tells me I don't want to know." * Eoi cracks up. Love the new look Shigeru. * Dedede waves his wing over Mei's face, then stops and stares at the wing. * Chelsea laughs some more, then gradually winds down. "'Shig, you're turning into a penguin. Stop it.'" ( Bing! HHGTG Ref! Chelsea gets 100 points. ) ( ^_^_v ) Oh, sure, like I have a choice. * Dedede scowls and sits next to Mei. Too bad Sai still isn't Kirby. Then we could have you two battle. [Sai grunts and goes over to the pedastals.] * Chelsea raises an eyebrow. "Oh? This isn't just any penguin, then?" * Dedede lightly nudges her. ~Hey, Mei. Wake up.~ With that hammer? Of course not! Naw. This is Kirby's arch-nemesis. King Dodoo. King.. Dad.. King Something or other. ...Shigeru? * Mei-Yin does not open her eyes. * Chelsea grins. "Ah. How delightful." ~Yeah, it's me. You don't need to look if you don't want, but it might be easier. I mean, we do have to save the world and all.~ ( That's not true. Shig can take away her sight if it's that big a problem. ) Please tell me you're not a penguin, Shigeru. Uh. Do you want me to lie or not? [Sai peers at the pedestals.] You don't have to lie. Just tell me you're not a penguin. Penguin is as penguin does. Feel like standing on top of an egg for three months, Shiggy? He's not a Penguin. He's a.. uh.. flightless artic water fowl. * Chelsea snickers. * Dedede tries to facepalm and fails. If you say your'e not a penguin, that means I'm hallucinating. I can deal with that. Let's... just get this world overwith so I can change back? * ChAnime is now known as Chamelaeon * Mei-Yin sits up. I didn't want to hear that. * Mei-Yin stands up and opens her eyes. * Norii takes a look around. Oh, come on. Shig didn't act like this when you were a man. If he can learn to love a man, you can learn to love a penguin. ... * Mei-Yin kicks Eoi in the shin. [The pedestals have two big buttons. The left one is a flashing blue button that has some words above it. "Press me to start!" The right one has a dull red button that says "WARNING! DO NOT PUSH!"] Ow. * Dedede snickers. "That was mean, Eoi." Hm. I wonder which we should press. [Sai grins. "Hah! This is obviously a trick!" He pushes the red button.] * Chelsea snickers again. * Chelsea frowns as Sai does that. ... [A giant Go board appears from nowhere and sucks Sai in. Then it vanishes again.] * Dedede gets to his feet. "Sai, maybe you shoudn- oh crap." ... ... ... Uh. I was not expecting that. ... ...I wonder if Sai knows how to play Go. That was new. I can play, but only like at 25kyu. Well, he can learn I suppose. So, who's up for pushing the right button? We just want to leave him to his fate? You have any way to get 'em out. He'll probably reappear when we finish this world. Not that I want to be swallowed by a Goban... So, who wants to push the other button? ( o/~ She wants a Goban / the kind with teeth / people should be eaten / for stating their beliefs! o/~ ) * Dedede waddles over to the pedistals and pushes the other button. Oh, just do it, Eoi- [*Ping!* The doors open.] * Chelsea shrugs. "I suppose I... ah, I see Shig has it in hand. Or in flipper." ... * Mei-Yin sighs. * Mei-Yin walks out the door, sword at the ready. * Chelsea heads through the doors, a bemused expression still on her face. * Dedede blinks at Mei-Yin. ~Damnit.~ He waddles after her. * Norii has her gun out as she walks through, but not like pointed or anything. * Eoi heads on out. [Inside the door is... a gameshow! MC finds itself on the stage with Bob Barker, whilst the fans roar as he chants. "Welcome to everyone's favorite gameshow: 'You Can't Win'!" ] * Kirby is now known as Bob ...oh no. Well. That's reassuring. Aw, shit. Maybe we should've gone with the Go board. ... I knew it. Bob Barker really is the source of all evil. Here tonight, our contestants from the mortal city of Tokyo! A round of applause for the Mystery Club! Definitely the Go board. [There's applause, but you can't tell if it's from the audience of a machine.] * Chelsea offers a courtsy to the audience. If Bob starts hitting on me, I refuse to be responsible for the consequences. ...this is not happening. Today, these contestants will have a chance to save the world! But, if they fail, they'll end up as beef jerky, like that last Mystery Club. The one with the dog. I've finally gone totally insane. ( What took so long? ) ( Scooby Jerky? Wacky! ) * Bob turns towards MC. "Are you rrrready?" This drives you insane? That makes no sense Me.. * Eoi peers at Bob. "Sure. Why not." * Dedede shrugs as best a penguin can. * Eoi notices that this is pretty calm after everything else they've been through. (Don't say that!) "Very well, then! Today's first event..." * Chelsea waits for it. [A giant videoscreen over head flashes words rapidly, but gradually slows down, until it stops on "Really stupid riddles"] Really Stupid Riddles! [The audience cheers!] * Mei-Yin looks ready to cry. Hey, that's not fair! I'm smart! Okay. Eoi? You answer all the questions. * Chelsea frowns. * Eoi eyes Shigeru. ".. Hah, hah and also, hah." * Chelsea chuckles. Very funny Shiguin. * Dedede sticks his tongue out at Eoi. Penguin raspberry! * Bob explains the event to MC. "Take all the time you need to answer these three really stupid riddles! Tell me when you've made a decision, but don't pick the wrong one!" * Chelsea shrugs. Whatever you say, figment. * Bob reads from the screen. "Riddle #1: Moe and Joe were hunting in the forest when they found fish swimming in a salt lake. Moe said 'This is a salt lake! Fish shouldn't be here!'. Joe replied 'You are not a fish. How would you know?' What should Moe respond? * Bob waves the mike in your direction. * Dedede eyes the mike. Uh. Moe should say "Hey, I was talking about the first, not me. Don't you even know what a fish is? Dumbass." ( Err. Fish. ) Is that your answer? Uh.. * DemoX-Com is now known as Demota * Eoi looks at Shiguin. * Chelsea blinks at Eoi, then shrugs. * Norii is unsurprised - it went completely under her. He should say "But I AM a fish!" and jump in the water. I like the "dumbass" bit. But I am a fish, dumbass? Is this a family show? * Bob waits. I'm guessing not. *shrug* ( Actually, he should say "Because fish swim in water, not salt." ) I like my answer. ( There is that. ) ( Unfortunately, Mei's not thinking of it. ) What is the airspeed of a saltbound freshwater fish? It has no airspeed, since it's in salt. Because fish swim in water, not salt! * Bob has quit IRC (Ping timeout ) * Brett2 has joined #besm (We killed Bob!) * Brett has quit IRC (SVSKilled: GHOST command used by Brett2 ) I like my answer. ;_; * Brett2 is now known as Brett * Chelsea smirks. * ChanServ sets mode: +o Brett ( What'd I miss? ) * MagicRedTape has quit IRC (Ping timeout ) * Bob has joined #besm Eoi's answer seems better, but still lacks something. * RDMgryphon has joined #besm I kinda like Mei's. Ok. How about we say "And then Moe pulls out a Naginata, and uses it to catch fish." * Dedede waves the hammer at Eoi. "No." I think Mei's will work much better. I'm not so sure it will make a difference. WHO CARES! EAT THE FISH! That works too. * Mei-Yin spins around three times and falls down. Is that your final answer? ... Uh. * Chelsea blinks at Mei-Yin and shrugs. * Dedede helps Mei-Yin up. "Yeah. Let's get this over with." * Norii eyes Regis. Er, Bob. FISH? WHAT FISH? Yes, let's. Mister Penguin ate them all. He and Mister Pink Elephant enjoy sushi. ... I think Mei-Yin went bye-bye. ~Mei? Are you okay?~ * Chelsea turns to Bob, wanting to get on with things. "Yes, 'because fish swim in water, not salt' is our final answer." ~hubbahubbahubbahubbahubbahubbahubbaZOOPHUBBAzoop~ [There's a loud *EEEEET* sound.] ~... Yeah. I thought so. Why don't you sit down for a little while. ^^;~ Oh, I'm sorry, that answer is incorrect. THERE IS NO FISH! So what was the right answer? Really Stupid Riddle #2: When is a door not a door? * Chelsea casually eyes the ritual dagger in her left hand. WHEN IT PLAYS POKER WITH THE STAIRS AND THE LAMP. ... Shigeru, can't you like.. fix her? Shig, do something. (Hmm. That was back in Pandemonia, wasn't it?) ( Yes. ) * Chelsea facepalms. Damnit, I don't want to *make* her do anything. When it's a mushroom! .. no, wait. Wrong riddle. * Chelsea eyes Eoi. Uh. I know I've heard this one before. ( Come on, if you guys don't know this one, you suck. ) ( I know I've heard this one. ) ( I know it. Eoi, on the other hand.. ) (Have I ever mentioned that I'm terrible at riddles? :P) I'm for 'when it's ajar'. ...that's it. * Eoi blinks. "Hey, yeah. That's the answer." ( Really, REALLY bad pun. ) Is that your final answer? (Must... kill...) Sure, why not? Yeah! [There's a *Bing*!] Correct! Really Stupid Riddle number 3: Which way is up? ( The opposite of the gate! ) WHICHEVER WAY ISN'T DOWN! Not down? * Eoi points up. "That way." Is that your final answer? THIS END IS UP. * Dedede slaps his flipper over Mei's mouth. * Norii struggles not to slap Mei. Uh. Up is not down. I'd go with that I think. Guys? * Mei-Yin tries to say something, and gets a mouthful of flipper. * Chelsea shrugs. Is that your final answer? * Dedede eyes Mei. I like 'thataway'. (Points up.) Is that your final answer? * Chelsea sighs. "Yes." * Bob looks towards the audience. "Can we accept that, Rob?" [*Bing!*] Yes, you can. Correct! * Dedede carefully removes his flipper from Mei's mouth now. * Bob waves his arm as the Price is Right music starts playing. "Tell 'em what they won!" [The announcer says happily. "A new car!" A picture of the car appears on screen. It's a nice one.] * Chelsea shrugs. "Not bad." * Dedede blinks. "O-kay." ...hey, it could replace my poor scooter. Well. Uh. Neat. * Mei-Yin crise. ( We can call it the Mystery Machine, and solve crimes. ) ["This generic expensive car has incredibly non-descript capabilities, but looks nice! It'll be waiting for you in Hawaii, if you ever decide to go there! Please allow 20-30 years for delivery."] And isn't it supposed to be, 'A! NEW! CAAAAAR!!!' (We're a low-budget Mystery Club. We're stuck using the mass transit system.) Yes, well, on to the next event. Whee! * Sonny has joined #besm * Dedede eyes Norii. Obscure culture references for a thousand, Alex! You're getting into this. [Same deal as before, the big video screen flashes several words, gradually slowing down to "Time for revenge!"] Time for Revenge! ... This bodes poorly. It ALL bodes poorly. Oh, that sounds delightful. Let's see who the vengeful villian is! * Kojiro has joined #besm * Kojiro appears! * Mei-Yin gapes. * Dedede stares at Kojiro. MUSASHI! I'll defeat you this time! * Eoi blinks. "Again?!? Fuck. We have to kill you again? Go away. * Chelsea sighs. * Mei-Yin jumps to her feet and points her katana at Kojiro. * Chelsea looks at Mei-Yin, then at Kojiro. "I believe this will be a saddening event." * Kojiro draws his sword. "I told you before, there would be a next time. Mei, stop it! Now! * Dedede smiles nervously. "Pay no attention to the penguin?" No next time! I will kill you! This time you don't have a bokken! * Chelsea blinks, then chuckles. Oooh. A heated match already! ( Roll init ^^] ) d6+9 * Dicesuke throws the bones for Mei-Yin (d6+9) and gets 14. d6+7 * Dicesuke throws the bones for Eoi (d6+7) and gets 12. d6+8 * Dicesuke throws the bones for Norii (d6+8) and gets 12. d6+6 * Dicesuke throws the bones for Dedede (d6+6) and gets 8. ( mm... ) * Demota is now known as DemoX-Com d6+8 * Dicesuke throws the bones for Chelsea (d6+8) and gets 14. [Mei, Chel, Kojiro, Eoi, Norii, Dedede.] [Mei's turn!] DIE! AGAIN! * Mei-Yin charges Kojiro, attacking with much more control than she usually has. 2d6-1 * Dicesuke throws the bones for Mei-Yin (2d6-1) and gets 5. * Kojiro takes the blow, but just smirks. "I'm already dead." [Chelsea's turn] * Chelsea waves her dagger. "My Magic Shield." [Kojiro's turn!] * Kojiro slashes at Mei! "And you're about to see what it's like!" ( Mei needs a def roll! ) 2d6 * Dicesuke throws the bones for Mei-Yin (2d6) and gets 7. ( RAGE! ONE point short of having the shield work for once. ) [And Mei gets cut!] Mei! [Eoi's turn!] You may have mastered the sword, but now it's time to see what a master of the Naginata can do! * Eoi rushes forward, surrounded by a golden glow. "EOI BLADE!" 2d6-6 * Dicesuke throws the bones for Eoi (2d6-6) and gets -1. ( Made it, by a helluva lot too. ) [Eoi cuts off Kojiro's head!] ... Uh. Wasn't really.. expecting that.. [Goofy's head pops out of the hole in his neck. "Gawrsh, there goes my neck. Ahyuck!"] * Kojiro is now known as Goofy ... Sadly enough, I was expecting that. [Norii's turn] * Dedede blinks again. "That explains it." ( Kingdom Hearts comes early! ) AUGH! * Norii half expects the head to crawl back up, or regrow, or something. THE DEVIL'S DOG! [The head flattens, for it was just a mask.] ... * Chelsea shakes her head sadly. We run on a low budget. No shit. So.. uh.. did we win? Hmmm... Can we accept that, Rob? IS THE POPE JEWISH? [*Bing!*] You win! Tell 'em what they won, Goofy! * Goofy pulls out a jar. "A new jar! Ahyuck!" * Goofy hands the jar to Eoi, then goes off stage. Just what I've always wanted. * Eoi peers in the jar. [Eoi sees the wonders of the uni... no, actually, it's just an ordinary jar.] How splendid. * Eoi shrugs and sticks it in his backpack. And now, the final event! [The screen flashes again, landing on... "Die! Die! Die!"] Die! Die Die! .. Uh. Yeah. ( + ! :P ) Fear death by water! [In a sudden display of special effects, a steel room suddenly builds around MC!] Oh, dear. Ah. So that's where their budget goes. [Two figures are tied to the wall: Mei-Fang and Lei-Fang.] * Bob speaks through a monitor on the screen. "The object is simple. Pick one, and kill her. Then you can go!" I do not like them in the hall, I do not like them tied to wall! I do not like them, Sam I Am! [Both of them are unconscious, by the way.] Uh. No? * Chelsea looks disappointed. "That's all?" Too bad it's so evil, since I really want to. * Mei-Yin raises her sword. What the hell are you doing Mei? Eenie, meenie... Stop it right now, Mei. * Eoi stands between Mei and the Fangs. Not a chance! Such methods of deciding are uneccesary. She won't do it. Mei-Fang annoyed me much more, so I'll just kill her. ( o_O ) * Dedede glares at Chelsea. "And *you* won't, either." Uh-uh. Not a chance Chel. * Chelsea pouts. "Killjoy." * Dedede waddles over to the wall and smashes his hammer against it. [The hammer doesn't even make a dent.] ( What kinda cage is it? ) Nice tone. ( A big steel room :P ) YOu may have already won! * Dedede takes a few steps back and points a flipper at the wall. Big prizes! Big money! No whammies! * Mei-Yin walks over toward Mei-Fang. ...so just how real is this? Are those the real girls? * Mei-Yin raises her sword and tries to cut through what's holding Mei-Fang to the wall. Does it matter? [Mei's sword fails to cut through.] It's a gundam! * Eoi eyes Mei-Yin. Can we cut them up and stick them back together like lego blocks? She's obviously gone totally nuts. What do we do? NO. ~Mei, snap out of it.~ Snap crackle pop goes the doggie in the window, but he can't get out. MMEEII!! * Mei-Yin sits down across from Mei-Fang, crosslegged, her sword propped across her knees. What is wrong with you? Her mind snapped. * Dedede sighs and leans against the wall. He absently straightens his crown as he looks over at Mei. What to do... what to doooooo~oooo...? * Dedede frowns and concentrates. (*Has* her mind snapped?) ( Of course not, silly. ...I hope. ) (I sorta wanted a definitive answer. ^^;) * Chelsea says "Clearly, her mind isn't..." and she stops, frowning. ( I wish I had one. ) What is it, Chel? * Chelsea waves her hand dismissively. "Nothing." So what do we do? ~Not play by their rules. There has to be a different way out.~ * Chelsea shrugs. * Norii looks for other ways out. * Eoi yells. "Hey, Bob Barker. I'll trade my jar in if you let us all go." Can we accept that, Rob? * RDMgryphon has quit IRC (Ping timeout ) [*Bing!*] Congratulations! ... ... * Dedede nearly falls over. "When is a door not a door." ... Woah. ...the door is ajar! @_@ [The steel room vanishes, along with the Tsu twins.] I was just sorta guessing. ^_^ Tell them what they didn't win! * Mei-Yin jumps up, grabs Eoi, and gives him a big kiss. * Eoi gives the jar to Bob Barker then. Wow, I never thought I would ever type that. @_@ * Dedede stares. [A Go board appears on the screen. "A new Go board!"] * Chelsea shrugs. [Then you suddenly find yourselves in one of those hyper-space tunnels :P ] * Mei-Yin blinkblinks. [There's a meat bun and a smiley medal.] Where'd the game show go? * Eoi pushes Mei-Yin off. "Gah! Stop! Shigeru, don't kill me!" * Dedede glares at Eoi. "I'll kill you in a sec." * RDMgryphon has joined #besm ...why would Shigeru kill you, Eoi? * Dedede grabs the meatbun and eats it. [Dedede becomes Shigeru.] * Dedede is now known as Shigeru Because you.. and... uh.. .. nvrmind. * Shigeru looks down at himself. "Much better. Now." * Shigeru pulls out the wakizashi. "Oh Eoi o/~ * Mei-Yin grabs Shigeru in a big hug and gives him a kiss. * Shigeru is hugged and kissed. @_@ ... * Eoi hides behind Chelsea. [There's an arch at the end of the tunnel. ] ( Gah. Horrible with the brackets tonight x.x ) * Chelsea adjusts the odious headress on her ugly costume again, muttering dark things. Ok Norii. Your turn. I still think the Goban would have been more pleasant. * Mei-Yin lets go of Shigeru and pokepokes at the metal. ( medal. ) [Nothing happens when Mei touches it.] * Shigeru blinks, then tries to pick up the medal himself. Is it? You're theo nly one left, right? Or are you the only one right, left? Yeah... you know, what the hell did American game shows have to do with Shiggy? * Eoi shrugs. Makes me afraid of what... Oh, hell. * Norii steps through. * Chelsea smirks and follows. * Eoi follows. * Mei-Yin pulls Shiggy though with her. * Shigeru is pulled! [They appear in one of the funky crystal rooms. This one has Kaira in the crystal!] * Norii taptaptaps at the crystal. [The crystal cracks.] * Shigeru smacks the crystal with his wakizashi. [The crystal shatters, and Kaira slumps onto a panel that appears beneath her.] * Bob is now known as Kaira Kaira? * Kaira groans. You okay Kaira? I'm working on that. * Chelsea smirks. Good answer. [The archway on the other side of the room lights up, by the way.] * Zereth has quit IRC (Read error: Connection reset by peer ) At least it didn't *BING*. Let's go! * Mei-Yin runs and jumps into the portal. Norii, you gotta go fi.. this is gonna hurt., [Mei vanishes.] * Zereth has joined #besm Guess not. * Shigeru studies Kaira a little longer, then shakes his head. "Time to save the world." He walks after Mei. * Norii moves along. "Good luck, Kaira." * Eoi heads after Mei then. "So sorry Kaira. We'll be back after we save the world." Do me a favor. Hurt them a lot. You've got it. * Shigeru steps into the portal. [Shig vanishes!] * Eoi heads after Shig. * Norii moves along. * Chelsea heads along. [Back on the first yellow-brick platform! You emerge from a slate- covered archway, with a cross-looking ChibiKaira painted on the front. There are now six archways, five covered in slates.] ( And the GM declares a pause for a minit. ) (I'll take this pause to get ice cream, then. :9) ( Going to get a drink. ) ( Fighting urge to doze off... ) ( back. When you're all ready... ) ( Ready, willing and able. ) ( I'm here. ) * Norii is here, let's move on. (Somebody finished it. ;_;) ( ;_; ) ( ;_; ) ( Sorry. I didn't know you'd want any. ) ( unpause ) (*eyes Mei*) ( /me used Ranged Legerdemain. ) I knew it. * Shigeru stretches. "Okay. Norii's first?" Norii... go ahead. Do I have to? Yes. * Norii shrugs an goes first, then. Yes. * Mei-Yin pulls Shigeru along through the portal after her. [Norii vanishes into the arch, which flares with light!] * Shigeru is pulled! Again. * Eoi follows. * Chelsea follows. ( We are experiencing technical difficulties. Please shoot me in the head. ) ( Will stabbing suffice? ) ( Go for it ) ( /me glomps Brett. ) * Chelsea stabs Brett. * Jex has quit IRC (Quit: Up up and away! To the debug room and beyond! ) +() ( Those are some important parenthesis, there. c.c; ) ( Attention, your GM has just been killed. Thank you :P ) [MC finds itself in... the clubroom!] ... Wuh? Uh... [Norii is not around. Rather, there's this 70 year old man.] Whee. The old stomping grounds. Er... * Shigeru looks around, then pauses and stares at Norii. You like... got all old and wrinkly. And male. Yes. Quite old. Um. Yup. * Norii blinks, then... "pats" herself down. Whoa.