[After a not-quite-so fierce battle, MC defeated the jelly! It doesn't reform this time, but dissolves when it lands. Most of the club is feeling drained, injured, or both.] [Session Start] * Mei-Yin slumps. So what flavor was it? * Shigeru sighs with relief, nearly collapsing as he does. "Very funny, Norii." * Eoi leans on his naginata. * Marguerite has joined #BESM So. That was our.. what, fourth? apocolypse. We're starting to get good at this. ...fouth? Quite. ...I thought it was number two or so. No more, please. I'm all apocalypsed out. I lost track a while ago. * Marguerite is now known as Chamelaeon * Shigeru looks around. "Any idea where Treasa ran off to?" * ChanServ sets mode: +o Chamelaeon I don't know. I don't care, really. I just want to know how the hell we get home. Can anyone pick up the key? [Funnily enough as Shigeru says that, Treasa appears! "Actually, I'd never left."] * Kirby is now known as Treasa * Shigeru eyes Treasa. "Joy." Speak of the devil. And she shall appear. * Chelsea eyes Treasa. "Oh. Well, then. Did you enjoy the show?" It was rather interesting. You lived up to my expectations well. Wait, I've figured it out. Your plan was to sell this jummy jelly, use it control the world's mind and take over the universe. * Shigeru facepalms. * Treasa laughs. "That's clever. Wrong, but clever." The world is the egg, and we are the jam that goes on the toast? ( Sorry, too much Utena. ) ...so that was the end of the world as we know it? I feel fine. * Chelsea considers glaring at Eoi, but decides against it. Funny. I feel fine. * Treasa holds a palm out towards the key. It rises and flies towards her hand. Hey! Hey! * Mei-Yin promptly collapses into Shigeru's arms. If he doesn't catch her, she's gonna be pissed. * Shigeru catches her. @_@ And what, precisely, are you going to do with that? * Chelsea sighs. "A rather disappointing doomsday, all in all." * Treasa shrugs at Norii. "The game's over." * Norii moves a to a position between Treasa and the door. * Treasa laughs. "Please. I have no intention of opening that." The world didn't end. It's the perfect opportunity to set up another game. Then what the hell *are* you going to do with that thing? ... You're going to suck us into another game? And no more games. I'm pretty sure the world is sick of them already. Before I can start a new game, I need to tie up all the... loose ends... to this one. * Cait`Sith has joined #BESM ... Why does that worry me? * Treasa grins at Eoi, revealing her fangs. "No, your time has already past." Huh. * Chelsea frowns. * Treasa twirls the key around. "Come now, children. It's time to clear the board." Jus' wanna go home... Why don't you just come out and tell us you're going to kill us, Treasa? I thought the game was over. That's the idea, yes. * Shigeru hugs Mei-Yin. ~So do I, but we're not finished yet.~ * Eoi gets into a battle position. He looks exausted and burnt out, but his hands are steady. Heh. Not a chance. Well, not kill, really. You're simply going to cease to exist. * Shigeru snorts. * Mei-Yin gets her legs under her slowly. I thought that was my job. Not gonna let you, bitch. Just... go away. * Treasa smirks. "With this key, I can control the very existance of things. You don't stand a chance. You're better off making it easier for yourselves." * Cait`Sith is now known as Jex I'd rather continue existing, than you. ( .. Huh. And the MP3 of "Nothing we can't face" starts up. ) ( ...impressive. ) Right - so if you've had this power all along, you haven't used it because... Because I wanted to see how far you could go. You don't seem to get that. ~I don't think she *had* that power all along.~ No, I don't. That's fine. There's no longer any need for you, anyhow. ~And she might not have it now.~ NO. We didn't fight through all this just to be wiped away. 2d6 * Dicesuke throws the bones for Shigeru (2d6) and gets 6. * Mei-Yin levels her sword at Treasa. Her arm wobbles unsteadily. I said, I. WON'T. LET. YOU. * Chelsea adopts an offinsive posture, keeping steady. * Norii likes her gun. * Shigeru flicks his eyes to the key, and they widen in realization. ~Guys!~ * Treasa grins. "I've anticipated this, as well." ~Treasa can only control that key by changing her bloodline. If we find a way to change it back...~ Huh. ~Sure, but how?~ You anticipate everything, dontcha? ~Well, we could bleed her out. Or... Do we still have one of those meatbuns?~ ~Uh.. I've got mine.~ ~I- I'm not sure. Damnit. Maybe if we... I could try to *force* her to change it back, but she's... Forcefeed her a meatbun?~ * Norii tries not to snerk. ~Sure, why not. It's insane enough to work.~ ~ Well. Why don't we try it? ~ Heh. You however, probably didn't anticipate our secret weapon. ~... How are we supposed to get it in her?~ * Treasa raises an eyebrow. "What's that? Another naginata?" ~Stuff it in her mouth. How else?~ ~That's insane. It just might work.~ Hah! While a naginata may indeed be a great secret weapon, we have something far better. ~But how do we get her to eat it?~ ~Amazing, Eoi. Never thought I'd hear you say it.~ ~I don't believe it, but it's our only hope. Who gets them?~ * Mei-Yin gapes at Eoi. ...I don't believe you just said that. ~So, who gets the meatbuns? I've got 3.~ ~Why don't you offer her one?~ * Kate is now known as Ciara ~Worth a try.~ * Eoi slowly, with drama, reaches into his backpack. "Our ultimate weapon..." .. he pulls out a meatbun! "I'll give you this meatbun if you don't erase us from existance!" ^_^ A tempting offer, but I only drink blood. Or I used to, back when I needed it. Would you eat it with a fig? Or perhaps at dinner with Shig? * Shigeru twitches. She will not have dinner with Shig. ( *cracks up* ) (Must... contain... laughter.) (Why contain it?) (I critfailed my contain laughter roll. ;_;) * Jex has quit IRC (Quit: Er? ) Blood? Ew. If you're finished fooling around, I've got a game to set up. So you've never tasted real food? I've no need to. Why, you should try it. Think of it as a final request. This is a kickass meatbun. ...your very existence is the antithesis of need. * Treasa raises an eyebrow. "Is it?" I think all we've been through shows that. Oh yes. Lovely meatbun.. why, I'd say this meatbun.. is about as good as a Naginata. I'm sure it is. * Chelsea looks horrified. "You've never tasted real food? ...You poor deprived creature." * Treasa points the key at the meatbun. It vanishes. "So you had a secret weapon after all. I underestimated your cunning." ... Aww. * Shigeru stares at where the meatbun used to be and curses mentally. Pht. Afraid of a little meatbun. ~Uh. That's one down. Two to go.~ Says the paranoid one. I applaud your efforts. I really do. But you can't fool me so easily. 2d6 * Dicesuke throws the bones for Shigeru (2d6) and gets 8. 2d6 * Dicesuke throws the bones for Chelsea (2d6) and gets 6. * Sonny has joined #besm ~Hm. I don't think she knows what the meatbuns are all about.~ ~Yeah? Then the question comes down to how the hell are we going to feed it to her? Again.~ * Treasa just watches. "Humans in their final moments amuse me." * Shigeru smiles quirkily at Treasa. "Of course we do. That's what we're here for, after all." ~Quite. If we're going to try more trickery, it needs to be subtler than the last shot. Or we could stuff it in her mouth.~ ~Stuffing something into someone's mouth isn't going to force them to swallow. ~Of course not. There are other ways to do that.~ ~Uh.. maybe I could stick one on the end of my naginata, and shove it down her thr.. no, that won't work.~ ~Shig, you can move things with your mind, can't you?~ ~Yeah. Why?~ * Mei-Yin steps foward. This is your world, right? ~Well, in theory you could move it down her throat.~ Not this particular area. It's connected. ~Heh. Maybe.~ Then how can you still use the key? If this isn't your world, how can you still have your blood changed? ~Then all we need is to get it past the defenses of a demigod and a key that makes things disappear. No sweat.~ You may as well ask me how I can enter Heaven without burning to a crisp. Well. That's an interesting question, too. Because I can. * Shigeru flexes his fingers. "Cute answer. You probably don't even know, do you?" * Sonny has quit IRC (Quit: ) * Jukor has joined #besm * Treasa laughs. * Darkheart has quit IRC (Quit: "This is not." ) But I do know. It's... because I can. I have no need to explain it any other way. So.. you can do anything? I can do it. I am doing it. * Mei-Yin closes her eyes. * Shigeru glances at Mei-Yin. ~What're you up to?~ he thinks to her. ~If I'm right, in this place, reality is a matter of will.~ * Shigeru blinks. ~Christ. I just realized I can sense Treasa.~ He nods slightly at Mei. 2d6 * Dicesuke throws the bones for Mei-Yin (2d6) and gets 8. 2d6 * Dicesuke throws the bones for Mei-Yin (2d6) and gets 5. * Sonny has joined #besm ~I'm tempted to just try to break her head, if only to keep her from concentrating long enough to stop her from erasing anything.~ * Mei-Yin opens her eyes. ~Breaking things works.~ ~Works for me.~ * Eoi wishes a giant Naginata would fall on Tresea's head. 2d6 * Dicesuke throws the bones for Eoi (2d6) and gets 4. d12 * Dicesuke throws the bones for Eoi (d12) and gets 6. 2d6+5 * Dicesuke throws the bones for Eoi (2d6+5) and gets 9. [A giant naginata falls on Treasa's head!] ... Woah. o_O * Shigeru stares. "What the fuck?" * Chelsea smirks. * Treasa drops the key! Init rolls! d6+7 d6+6 * Dicesuke throws the bones for Eoi (d6+7) and gets 9. d6+8 * Dicesuke throws the bones for Shigeru (d6+6) and gets 8. * Dicesuke throws the bones for Norii (d6+8) and gets 13. d6+9 * Dicesuke throws the bones for Mei-Yin (d6+9) and gets 13. d6+8 * Dicesuke throws the bones for Chelsea (d6+8) and gets 10. I knew Naginata would come through for me! (Oop, wrong roll. ^^;) d6+7 * Dicesuke throws the bones for Shigeru (d6+7) and gets 9. [Norii, Mei, Treasa, Chelsea, Eoi, Shigeru.] [Treasa goes last for this round, though. Think fast!] [Norii's turn!] * Norii considers diving for the key, but that would be futile. Die! * Norii shoots to kill! ( Or called shot, whatevber. ) 2d6-2 * Dicesuke throws the bones for Norii (2d6-2) and gets 4. [A bullet flies through Treasa's shoulder, but she barely seems to notice it. Maybe it's cuz a big ol' naginata just fell on her head.] [Mei's turn] ( As in she's too far out of it, or as in id does nothing? ) ( There's blood, but you can't tell if it actually makes a difference. ) * Mei-Yin rushes up to force her way between Treasa and the key, slashing wildly to force her back. 2d6-2 * Dicesuke throws the bones for Mei-Yin (2d6-2) and gets 4. [Mei cuts a good sized hole in Treasa, but if there's any pain, she's doing a good job of ignoring it.] [Chelsea's turn] * Chelsea rushes in to Treasa, her sword bursting into black flame on the way. "My Divine Animosity!" 2d6-7 * Dicesuke throws the bones for Chelsea (2d6-7) and gets -4. [Chelsea impales Treasa. That one, she notices.] [Eoi's turn!] * Eoi rushes after Chelsea, his naginata glowing with golden light. "EOI BLADE!" 2d6-7 * Dicesuke throws the bones for Eoi (2d6-7) and gets 0. ( Going for Tresea of course. ) (You sure?) ( Not Chelsea? ) ( Well, while it's tempting to go after Chelse.. yeah, Treasa. ) [Eoi buries the blade in Treasa's skull, and she stops moving with a shocked expression on what's left of her face.] Never underestimate the power of the Naginata. ...I assume the giant blade of death was your doing, Eoi? * Chelsea smirks. * Shigeru eyes Treasa. * Eoi looks kinda ill and cleans off his naginata on the ground as best he can. * Norii walks over to Treasa and empties the entire clip into her. ...it only took a bullet and three blades to kill her. Impressive. Yep! I always told you the Naginata was here for us. Don't jinx us Mei. * Norii edges back from the blood splatter, but watches the body very, very closely. Eoi... your naginata-jutsu is amazing. Teach me, please? ( And the giant naginata that fell on her SKULL, but hey, who's keeping track :P ) * Chelsea chuckles. (How big was that giant naginata, anyhow?) Not bad. Now all we need is to figure out the key. I shall be glad to. Everyone loves the naginata. [The giant naginata is about the size of a regular naginata to the Key to the Universe, if the Key to the Universe were the size of a regular key. Meaning... It's a big naginata.] ( All the women go for the naginata. ) ( ...that's a really big naginata. ) So. Now we gotta go home. I need a shower. ... Uh, how do we get home? * Shigeru blinks and walks over to Treasa. He waves his hand in front of her face. ( It's the Naginata in Eoi's mind. What did you expect? ) We... use the key, I think. ...well, if *she* could wish herself into being able to wish use the key... Then we can, too. I mean, if Eoi can create a naginata from nothing... Exactly. Who's up to changing their bloodline? And Eoi managed to show that it works for us too... We don't need to, Chel. Just get the key to Kaene. It's hers, after all. True. So, we just wish that the key was light enough for us to carry? And while I'm sure you'd *love* the power, I don't think it's right for you. Eoi, get your naginata out of Treasa's head already. Er... that would entail changing our blood, I think. ^_^; * Chelsea chuckles. ( Uh. I did already Shig. ) ( > /me looks kinda ill and cleans off his naginata on the ground as best he can. <- ) (I missed it. Sorry. :P) Or willing the Key to change. We can make the Key turn into a naginata. NO. * Eoi nods sagely. The answer is simple. ...no, I don't think the universe is ready for that. * Shigeru frowns slightly. "Hrm." He concentrates. I don't either. Chel, you do it. I don't trust Eoi. * Treasa is now known as Kaene Aw. * Kaene pops into existance! * Mei-Yin gapes. Very we-- ah, hello Kaene. * Kaene blinks and looks around. Hi. We got your key back. Perfect timing. Does that come with the whole "Celestial being" gig? * Shigeru grins. "Hey Kaene. Key's here, like I said." ...oh. You were tipped off. No fair. I don't know. Someone called- * Kaene sees the key and holds out her hand towards it. The key flies to her. So you won? I knew you would. Ah... yeah. ^_^; Yes. We've had quite a day. Glad you had such faith. You did? Wow. * Chelsea smirks. "And thank you. " We were wondering for a few minutes. 'Course she had faith. She works in Heaven. ...but I still wish we coulda stuffed that meatbun down her throat! Um... Just an intern. ...I could use a meatbun right now. * Shigeru eyes Norii. "You can do it now." I'm really tired, and hurt. So... could you send us home then? Yeah. Sure thing. * Kaene twirls the key around, and suddenly, everyone's in the clubroom! No, not enough throat left. And it's a magic meatbun, so it would be a bad idea. * Shigeru blinks and looks around. (Everyone as in *everyone*, or everyone as in just us?) Whee! * Mei-Yin sways on her feet uncertainly. @_@ ( Just you, and Kaene, who won't be there long, because... ) * Shigeru steadies Mei. * Eoi collapses into a chair. "We.. survived?" * Mei-Yin grabs onto Shigeru's arm. I'm gonna go back. I have to take the others home. Yeah, okay. Thanks, Kaene. We didn't just survive, Eoi. * Chelsea nods. We kicked ass and saved the universe. In that order. * Kaene waves and teleports away! * Kaene is now known as Kirby * Chelsea grins. "We won." * Shigeru pulls Mei-Yin into a hug. Yeah. Heee * Shigeru blinks. "Wait, we won. We won!" * Mei-Yin giggles deleriously and hugs Shigeru tightly. Uh, yeah. * Eoi grins. "We won! WE WON! We're alive, and we won and.. I think we need a party!" Is there really anyone we left alive? NO PIZZA. PIZZA! NO CHINESE FOOD. * Shigeru laughs and tries to twirl Mei-Yin. He's way too wimpy to do it, but who cares? We have to do pizza! * Mei-Yin picks Shigeru up and twirls him, instead. ^_^ Pizza with chinese food on top! No. * Chelsea laughs. "A party, yes!" * Shigeru laughs. But you can cut it with your naginata. * Kirby appears from nowhere and falls into Chelsea's lap! "Hiiiii!" Speaking of which, where's your boyfrien Ch.. oh. * Kirby waves. "Hiiiii!" I need a boyfriend... * Chelsea blinks and picks Kirby up. "Uhm. Hello." * Kirby has a sticky note on the back. All the MC guys I hit on are dead, or nonexistant, though. Waaaaaaaaah! ;_; * Chelsea reads the sticky note. [The note reads: "Chelsea, my love! I heard you saved the universe! So, are you free for Saturday? 'Kirby and the Lost Plot Arc' is having a special showing and I've got tickets! Call ya". It's signed "Your secret admirer"] Amazing. Simply amazing. * Chelsea raises an eyebrow. * Shigeru grins madly and collapses in a chair, pulling Mei-Yin after him. I'd even settle for a mysterious robed guy! ( Hey, you can only write so much on a sticky note :P ) ...I take it back. I dont' care WHAT we eat, as long as there's alcohol to go with it. WAH! * Mei-Yin is pulled down into Shigeru's lap. * Mei-Yin gets comfy REAL QUICK. * Chamelaeon is now known as UNCHIKINS * UNCHIKINS has quit IRC (Quit: ) * Shigeru kisses Mei-Yin on the cheek. "Don't tell me you want to get drunk already." Hell, now that Quentin's on the right side of the law, maybe I should track him down... naw, too old. * Chelsea smirks. "I have plenty of alcohol at my place. And it doesn't sound half bad." No, just a little tipsy. He's not that old, Norii. Maybe mid-twenties. No big deal. * Eoi blinks. "I'm alive and back in my own body! ... Note to self, after party, check on Grandfather." ...and maybe I could study for Microbial for a change. * Shigeru snorts, then bursts into laughter. "Only you would think about studying *now*, Norii." * Chelsea chuckles. "Studying, bah." Studying? I'm going to SLEEP for about a week now. Hey, I'm here to learn stuff so I can make money so I can build... oh, never mind. I'm not going to sleep. I'm gonna stay right beside Shigeru. * Mei-Yin turns her head and gives Shigeru a nice big kiss. Pizza, party, and sleep. Study tomorrow. I say that tonight we eat and drink, for tomorrow we'll still be alive! * Shigeru is kissed. ... Hey, he could get used to this. [A Fernandez plushie falls on Chelsea's head!] * Kirby is now known as Fernandez * Fernandez waves. "MUAHAHA!" * Chelsea frowns and examines the Fernandes plushie. ... Does that bode poorly? ... * Fernandez waves as Chelsea picks him up.. "MUAHAHA!" Possibly. * Fernandez also has a sticky note: "You owe me a movie." Signed, "Byakko" ... Well, since Sai doesn't exist anymore.. Oh, yes, and eventually we'll need to make a movie. But that can wait a few days. Yes. For now, PARTY. A few days. Books, and movies, and anime series... We're all gonna be RICH! AND FAMOUS! Yes, party good. What are we waiting here for, anyway? * Shigeru laughs. "Like that's hard to do." ( ...gee, the other Sai doesn't either. How about that weird coincidence? ) Mei, Mei, Mei. I'm already rich. Make sure to include Naginata! ( Lovely spoiler Norii. ) ( ...good one, Ked. ) ( Aren't you keeping up? ) ( No, he's a good ways behind us. ) ( You're right. Sorry. ) * Shigeru kisses Mei again, then tries to usher her off of his lap. ~C'mon, it's party time.~ * Mei-Yin stands up and pulls Shigeru after her. I'll buy pizza if Chel provides wine. * Shigeru lets himself be pulled. You have yourself a deal, Norii. Wine? I was thinking something a little more... powerful. Says the girl who wants to be pleasantly tipsy. I'll take a Dr. Pibb please. Me and alkyhol don't mix well. ( o/~ Oh alcohol, I still drink to your health! o/~ ) ( Shall I end it, or you wanna keep going? ) Well. I have brandy and scotch whiskey, too. ( This feels like.. an oddly appropriate place to end it. ) ( End it! ) (Mystery Club, I'll miss you!) ( Brett, you can post the end. I might cry and break my keyboard. ) ( Farewell, MC. ) So. Let's get going, shall we? We have a great deal of partying to accomplish. [Session End, then]