[Present Day: Chuckle. Present Time: Haha. Or better yet, Present day: Friday, July 2nd. Present time: 9:00 p.m.] [Earlier, some stuff happened, both related to you and unrelated to you (for instance, Timmy fell down the well again). Cheese was discovered to be good for you. But anyhow, you all went to Bob's Diner, in Americatown, Okinawa. There, probably for the first time, you walked into meat and talked with Bob, who promised to cure you from these horrible bodies you're trapped in if you just do him a favor: kill some supernaturals.] [That's why you're at the exciting battleground: the parking lot across from Bob's Diner. It's a nice, fairly dark place where you can cut loose and probably not be seen by the public eye. Maybe. Possibly? And there's only a few cars there.] [MC2.exe. Make game go now!] * Reizar is thudding. In circles. And not getting dizzy. What is up with that? * Asanjei is sitting on top of a car eyeing her own body's hair. * Choria is waiting impatiently, leaning against a car. * Mamei is leaning against a car, also impatiently. Why aren't they here yet? Is it not night enough? I hate it when people are picky like that. It's annoying. Yes it is! * Lazie is idly fooling around with Chie's demon killing sword, feeling out the balance on it. * Reizar tries stretching, then gives up, as it's utterly pointless. Anytime now. I can't get back to my body fast enough. You said it. I am more than ready to give it back to you. With the hair you made go crazy. Same here. * Mamei fidgets. I didn't do it on purpose! Hey, there's nothing wrong with my body! It's a perfectly good body! Yeah, but I haven't slept in weeks! Be nice to stop sleeping. * Chisanjya 's hair twitches. She glares over her shoulder. "You're not helping!" * Choria folds his arms. "I think what everyone's saying is they want to be back in their own damn bodies." Isn't that annoying? I like sleeping. ...in fact... Sleep good. Dream bad. But you don't need to sleep! I haven't slept ever ever and I'm just fine! * Reizar flails. Oh. You don't like your dreams? Mine are fun. ... Right. * Lazie mutters. "Dream very, very bad." Dreaming *can* be good. It... just doesn't happen very often to some people. * Reizar looks at Lazie. "Dreams? About what?" I so do need to sleep. It's totally not cool. Mostly people in village being tortured slow by Dracula while I no can do anything. Occasionally me when forget to put on pants before go out. But usually first one. * Reizar blinks. "Oh. But it's not real, right? So it's okay." * Choria chuckles. Is real. Is what happened, after all. ...that's a bad dream. It's still not fun to relive things like that. I on guard duty, see something out in forest, supposed to call for help, but I young and stupid and think too much of own skills... get knocked out, wake up, all dead. But it's not happening *now*, right? That's gotta be weird, reliving things when they're not actually happening again. Can't you dream about something happier? Like penguins or something? Trust me, Rei, if people could control what they dreamed, no one would ever have nightmares. * Mamei shakes her head. "You can't pick your dreams, Rei." * Lazie shrugs. "Is last thing what happen to me before die. Kind of stick in mind... or soul... or whatever I is." * Asanjei yawns. "Sure you can." Not the ones you dream when you sleep, anyway. Daydreams are different. Lucid dreaming's an easy technique to learn. * Choria nods. What, seriously? Well, for most people. Really? Wow. At least in golem body, when no sleep, can meditate to clear mind. So get some time each day when no replaying in head. How do you do it? Since in this body... all day, every day. No is good. * Chisanjya glances at Lazar. "That body's used to running on little sleep, actually." Sometimes, at least. * Mamei just listens, now, looking back and forth as people talk. * Asanjei scratches her head. "It starts out kinda tricky. First you have to remember your dreams really, really well. That way you know when you're having one." No make much difference, really. When awake, when asleep... same thing. One channel, no remote, no commercials. * Reizar pays vivid attention to Asanjei. You're supposed to keep something on you all the time to check to see if you're sleeping. Like a piece of paper or a digital watch. Cause you can't read when you're asleep, you know. You can't? Oh! No. I remember reading about that. But not in my sleep, because I don't do it. * Asanjei waves her hands. "Naw, dreaming's right-brain activity and reading's left-brain. It looks like gibberish, or sometimes it looks like something but if you look back it's different." You can't read, you can't remember sequences, can't tell time. Things like that. Huh. That's really interesting. * Choria yawns. ( But you can play Kirby! ) Then, once you know it's a dream cause you can't read your paper, you kinda go hogwild. Wow. What if it's not a really good paper-reading situation in the dream, though? Yeah. Like, a burning house? Well, you do it when you do something you do all the time, like look in a mirror or something. But if you can't, you notice things like sometimes the rooms in the house are different or maybe you had the dream last night or something so it's familiar. * Lazie tunes out the conversation somewhat, and goes back to testing out the balance of Chie's sword. The traditional one is meeting a dead person. Quid pro quo, not SUPPOSED to happen so most people can safely assume it's a dream. Uh. Yeah. That doesn't work for me, normally, for obvious reasons. * Asanjei chuckles. It's fun to do. Takes practice and real work, though. But then once you get done the payoff's great. I think I ate my body weight in ice cream one time. And then another time ... * Asanjei blushes. "Well, it can get personal." * Choria chuckles. HA! You'll have to tell us all about it! Later! I wanna hear this. Or maybe I don't, but I can always let you know when it gets too squicky. * Chisanjya laughs. "Gotcha. Well, I can try, I guess. It can't hurt." * Mamei blinks. "What? Personnal? Hows... oh. Oh! Oh. Sorry." * Asanjei giggles a little. "Yeah. Um, if you wanna get cheap about it they make CDs and stuff to play when you're going to sleep, and they make a thing that goes over your eyes and blinks red lights." My uncle made me do it the hard way, though. * Asanjei flops back on the car. "Lucid dreaming's the only way to pass the Gateless Gate unless you take a lot of drugs." [There is nobody saying "Chikins." How odd.] ... gypsies used to say that dreams have power on waking world. Never clear on that. * Chisanjya eyes Asanjya. "Okay." The gateless gate? But... if it's gateless, how's it a gate? * Choria shrugs. What's the Gateless Gate? Does this mean I'll never get to pass it, 'cause I don't dream in the first place? The Gateless Gate is passed with the key that is no key. * Asanjei giggles again. "It doesn't make much sense till you do it, and then it doesn't make sense after either." So.. a lockpick. Right. No, no... that's not it either. So why'd you wanna do it in the first place? Not quite like that. It's all metaphorical. I think. ( A monkey! ) 's magic. ( Gimme hearing checks ) It's not supposed to make sense. 2d6 * Dicesuke throws the bones for Asanjei (2d6) and gets 10. 2d6 * Dicesuke throws the bones for Reizar (2d6) and gets 8. 2d6 * Dicesuke throws the bones for Chisanjya (2d6) and gets 6. 2d6 * Dicesuke throws the bones for Mamei (2d6) and gets 10. 2d6-2 * Dicesuke throws the bones for Lazie (2d6-2) and gets 3. 2d6-2 * Dicesuke throws the bones for Choria (2d6-2) and gets 3. [Ye what made it hear some noises at the front of the parking lot, which conveniently none of you are actually facing right now.] Guys? * Mamei is still listening inently to Asanjya. Something's over that way. * Chisanjya points. oh... is it starting? Huh? Think that's our quary? Wha? Oh. * Choria looks over at the parkinglot. * Reizar looks away and towards the noise, reluctantly. * Asanjei looks over. * Mamei neckpops. [You notice some people!] Back in a jiffy. * Asanjei floats over to a dumpster and gets inside! * Chisanjya pulls her spirit sword out. (Ugh, when I get my body back, it'll be all smelly! >_<) ( Ewww ) * Mamei summons Rownal and twangs the string a few times almost musically. * Choria pulls his bow out. * Katherine has joined #besm ( Katherine! Hiiiiiiii! ) * Jonathon has joined #besm * Kyon has joined #besm * Jason has joined #besm * NinjaDebugger is now known as Kurt (... SHIT!) (Hello, we'll be killing you this evening.) (Oh my God. You *didn't*. ^_^) (Cherrio old chaps. ^_^) (Aww, I don't get to bring Miles in and say ANNNNNNNNNNNNO!? :P) (I was expecting the entire cast of RSP actualy) (How about I kick Miles' ass? >_<) (.... I'm fucking well fighting Kat? Aw, shit, I'm bailing.) ( ...SHIT! ) ( I am SO not going hand-to-hand against Kurt. I'm NOT. c.c ) (lovly collection of fire elementals gathered here.) * Katherine is pressed up against a leather-boy, kissing him somewhat passionately, on this far end of the parking lot. She's wearing a tight red halter top and a black leather jacket over it, fur-lined at the top. She's wearing a red mini, and red thigh-highs, all of which go well with her braided bright red hair trailing down her back. Two tiger-striped ears stick from the side of her head. You can't see her face, though, because she's making out with the soon to be described leatherboy. (You're catching hell for this come Wednesday, you know.) ( Oh yes you are. ) * Kyon is pressed back up against Katherine, and kissing back. He's wearing a dark grey leather jacket, with a dark orange t-shirt underneath, and black cargo pants with rows of buckles down the sides. He's got a sword thrust through his black leather belt, and spiky dark orange hair. * Kyon is also quite tall, so he's bending down a bit for the kissing. ( Bah. You know you love it ^^ ) (No, I don't. We're going to _die_.) * Kurt steps out of the shadows, straight from the set of SAB2020, black sweats and all. He's even got the black tactical vest and black shorts to go over them. He rolls his eyes a bit at Kyon and Kat before he turns his attention to y'all and grins fiendishly. ( Don't be silly. You're going to die horribly. ) ( Oh, I'm sure it'll be quick enough to almost be painless. ) * Jonathon walks forward striking up a casual conversation with another blond-haired guy in a leather jacket. He's got shades on at the moment and looks like a dashing British man dressed in a suit with a brownish vest/jacket with fleur-de-lis on the elbows. His hair juts forward off his head and he's carrying a constant smile as he talks to his companion. ( I have no idea who these characters are, so I'm blissfully ignorant. ^_^ ) (Kat's ATC2, Kyon's Arcana, and the other three are SAB.) * Jonathon also has a black camera around his neck. Never forget the camera! ( Half of them don't know who you are, either. So it's cool. ) * Jason more or less ignores Jonathon as he sticks a cigarette in his mouth and lights up with a flick of his thumb, but a complete lack of lighter. He is, yes, another person off the cast of SAB2020, wearing jeans, a dark gray shirt, and a couple chains in addition to the jacket. A silver cross dangles from his left ear, and when he spots the all of you, his eyes light up visibly through his shades. (Okay. Should we *recognize* them as being who they are, or are they just five random people?) * Kyon breaks off the kiss, and smirks as he looks over towards the group sidewise. ( Gimme cultural arts rolls, +2 ) 2d6 * Dicesuke throws the bones for Choria (2d6+2) and gets 6. 2d6+1 * Dicesuke throws the bones for Reizar (2d6+1) and gets 10. 2d6 * Dicesuke throws the bones for Chisanjya (2d6) and gets 2, a CRITICAL SUCCESS!!! "I love you. Do you love me too? Y_ N_" 2d6-1 * Dicesuke throws the bones for GhostAsanjei (2d6-1) and gets 7. (Chie knows her pop culture!) (Guess you'll know all, eh?) (Dammit, Dicey, while that's totally in character for Chie, why couldn't you wait until we were in combat?) ( Because you wouldn't have any fun if I made it easy on you? ) [They're TV characters. They're all in the same show, called Other Games, for some reason nobody understands.] Whaaaa? ~What the hell are they doing here?~ What are you doing here? Them? They don't look that weird to... uh... why are they looking at us like that? What are they? * Lazie turns around, and looks at the people. "... lots of black. They related, Chomei?" * Mamei pulls an arrow from nowhere and nocks it on the bow. She's almost gotten the hang of this archery buisness. I really hope we've just stumbled into an on-location filming. * Choria eyes Lazie. "Not everyone that wears black is related to me." Are these fictional characters? 'Cause Bob said they'd look like fictional characters. I think. You got me. * Katherine grins and turns towards the group too. Her grin is a fangy one, and with the turn, you can see the scars on her face, side, arm, and stomach. It's also fairly obvious she's packing pistols. If they're fictional, unless this is some sorta weird cosplay convention, I think they're the people we need to beat up. But they might not be. We should say hi? But then they'd get the first hit- uh... guns! Nahh. I'll bet they're the actors! And the show's filiming here! Right? Can I get you all's autograph? (Not _HOLDING_ them. Packing. You know. Have?) (Guns!) (Guns. In Japan. No.) You can have my autograph, sure. And then everyone can be happy, and we can all just go home, and nobody gets hurt. ( If you say "I'll carve it into your heart", I'll kick you in the nads. ) ~Um... I think not, Chie....~ * Choria nods. "If they're just actors, they'll probably just leave." Would you prefer it on your face, your chest, or a limb? I'll let you choose. * Jonathon looks at the group and gives them a winning smile, saluting with two fingers off his right temple before reaching for his glasses and slipping them off and putting them in his jacket pocket. "Cherrio. Seems we have guests, what?" ... Right. Face; yours. * Katherine rolls her eyes. "You're so damn campy, Kurt." How about none of the above? Hey, at least I didn't say I'd carve it on her heart. * Chisanjya clutches her sword. I mean, come ON. * Jason snickers. * Kyon rocks back on his heels, and shakes his head bemusedly. "Small favors." Besides, Mistress Sex-Fiend, it's more fun if you banter first. ( You were so gonna say it! LAME! ) ( Never popped into my head, actually. ) ( LAME! ) * Mamei pulls the bowstring and aims at Kurt, since he's the most agressive so far. Aiiiiiiim aim aim. * Reizar rubs at the back of his head, but moves a little forward and to the side, hopefully getting in between most of the group and any guns. * Jonathon sighs dramatically and shrugs his hands into the air. "As usual, your winning art for linguistics is matched only by your tact, Mister Petros. Is just as well to be stuck with cliches." * Jason raises an eyebrow at Mamei. "Check it out. Looks like he wants to fight. That's not very nice." * Katherine scans the group, and licks her lips. "Your banter sucks, Kurt." * Choria eyes them, staying on-guard. Well, he's the one makin' threats. And your banter sucks face. Your point? (Hopefully, they'll take care of themselves.) ( ...looks like they might. Let's encourage them. ) * Jonathon turns to the group in general and gives them another snap salute. "Jonathon Marlyne, Deadly Sun. Which one of you has the octopus for a brother then? It's so hard to get these things straight." ( Rei does. ) I'm an only child. * GhostAsanjei ~sighs~. ~ Can we get this on with?~ No octo-bro here. * Katherine 's eyes lock on Choria, and her ears twitch. What she said. * Choria glances over at Kathrine, then back to Jonathon. * Reizar thinks. "Nope. I've got brothers, but no octopuses, or anyone who would qualify for both. Are you really from the Deadly Sun? And you're a reporter, too, or just a photographer?" * Kyon looks sidewise at Kat, follows her gaze, and shakes his head bemusedly. He nods at Choria. "Think she likes you." So quick to rush. I thought I'd invite you for a spot of tea but...I'd so hate to keep the crowd waiting. * Lazie looks bored. "Everyone in Japan never stop talking..." Yeah, we do it just to annoy you. * Jonathon slips a shiny pistol out from a concealed shoulder holster and twirls it on his finger before settling it in his hand. He's still giving a cheery smile. * Choria shrugs. "So?" * Chisanjya mutters. "Guns, dammit. Always guns." * GhostAsanjei floats up in the air and around behind the other group. * Jason grins at Jon's action. "Now we're talkin'." He looks at Kat. "Gonna suck face with her, or are we getting this show on the road?" * Choria pulls out an arrow and knocks it, leaving the bow in a resting position pointed torwards the ground. * Chisanjya sighs, moves behind Rei, and starts chanting something. ( Roll init ) d6+6 * Dicesuke throws the bones for Chisanjya (d6+6) and gets 8. * Katherine cross-draws a pair of guns, one a lot larger than the other, and points them at her. "We'll see if she's alive at the end." d6+7 * Dicesuke throws the bones for Kurt (d6+7) and gets 10. d6+6 * Dicesuke throws the bones for Kyon (d6+6) and gets 10. d6+7 * Dicesuke throws the bones for Lazie (d6+7) and gets 8. d6+7 * Dicesuke throws the bones for Choria (d6+7) and gets 11. d6+6 * Dicesuke throws the bones for GhostAsanjei (d6+6) and gets 8. d6+7 * Dicesuke throws the bones for Mamei (d6+7) and gets 11. (Bite me diceboy) d6+7 * Dicesuke throws the bones for Reizar (d6+7) and gets 13. ( Throw one of the cars at them, Rei. You know you want to. ) (But it's not our property!) ( ...true. ) ( Okay. If I steal the car, *then* can you throw it at them? ) (So leave an apology on the windshield.) d6+7 * Dicesuke throws the bones for Jason (d6+7) and gets 12. d6+7 * Dicesuke throws the bones for Katherine (d6+7) and gets 12. d6+8 * Dicesuke throws the bones for Jonathon (d6+8) and gets 12. [Order: Reizar, Jason, Katherine, Jonathan, Choria, Mamei, Kurt, Kyon, Chisanjya, Lazie, Asanjei.] [Reizar's turn!] * Reizar stays in front of Chisanjya. "Okay, so I guess it's a little much to expect you guys to *maybe* want to resolve this peacefully, or invite you out to pizza, or something... you like pizza, right?" (Hold my action. ^^) [Jason's turn!] Pizza is good. But so is fighting. Fighting's boring. ( Which is why an undead pizza will be next week's villian. ) ... * Jason grins nastily, crushing his cigarette with his left hand while holding his right out, palm forward. "Not hungry. Besides, this is *much* more fun." Fire spirals down his forearm, pooling into his hand, and he snaps it outward, a burning line going straight for Choria. ( Our tank's a pacifist. ;_; ) ( Choria, gimme a def roll! ) 2d6 * Dicesuke throws the bones for Choria (2d6) and gets 11. (Well, DUH. You're the tank!) Hey! No fair burning the cute ones! * Kyon shrugs quickly. "Can always find more." 'Sides, she's aiming for us. The cuter they are, the more dangerous they are. Hey, just because you've got someone to make out with doesn't mean you can kill all the hotties. Why don't *you* make out with her? She's not that picky. [So, Choria doesn't see the thing coming at all, and gets lashed. And fried. FWOOSH!] [Kat's turn!] * Katherine starts running towards the group, switches her guns' aim over to Mamei and Lazie, respectively, and fires at them both. ( Why am I always getting shot at, even when it's not really me in there?) (She's shooting at the less attractive females. Amusing) (Only because someone's getting BURNED. >_<) ( Both of you gimme ranged def rolls! ) 2d6+2 * Dicesuke throws the bones for Lazie (2d6+2) and gets 4, a CRITICAL SUCCESS!!! "I'm down with that. You know me." (It's okay! She won't be the most attractive one in a bit!) ( Awww, Kat, why couldn't that OST have been canon? We got along so well there!) 2d6-3 * Dicesuke throws the bones for Mamei (2d6-3) and gets 2. (I wish. I love you, Chie, really. ~;_;~) [Mamei dodges. Lazie knocks the bullet out of the air with her sword.] (Yeah, that's cool.) [Jonathan's turn!] (Awesome. ^_^) * Jonathon smiles some more and levels the gun at Reizar. His hand doesn't waver as a small red dot appears on his forehead. "Perhaps! If you survive this, maybe we can go out for a spot of tea after!" He fires. ( Gimme a def roll, Reizar! ) 2d6+2 * Dicesuke throws the bones for Reizar (2d6+2) and gets 8. [Rei doesn't quite dodge, but she does block the bullet with her forearm. It makes a somewhat noticable hole, however.] [Choria's turn!] * Reizar beams right back, the bullet making a hole that doesn't have any effect on the illusion. "Okay! Can we go get some now?" Rei! For love of God, hit someone with something! * Choria spits on the ground and fires an arrow at Jason. What, like you? ~Stop signs are public property! Find one!~ Later! After hit them! 2d6-1 * Dicesuke throws the bones for Choria (2d6-1) and gets 7. * Chisanjya would object to that, but she's a bit preoccupied with spellcasting. Them! I don't think they're going to be peacable! ...you're not going to be peacable, are you? All right, all right! I'll hit them with you after you get your body back! Or something! But I think you're to heavy for me to even try! * Jonathon just smiles at Mamei. [Jason gets shot in the shoulder!] Yeah, that's about what I thought. ... gods, you useless in fight. [Mamei's turn!] Which wouldn't be so bad if we didn't fight, like, five times a day. * Jason grimaces as he gets hit in the shoulder, then glares at Choria a bit before grinning. Now now, no need to be crude. I rather like the chap! Yeah. I like me, too. Well, sometimes. Anyway. * Mamei sends an arrow at Jason, 'cause she doesn't like that grin. (Called shot to do more damage.) 2d6 * Dicesuke throws the bones for Mamei (2d6) and gets 8. * Choria smirks. [Jason watches the arrow go over his head.] * Mamei mutters. [Rei's action.] * Reizar runs over, finds a nice lamppost or something to yank out of the ground, and throws it at Jason. [Rei defaces public property.] (Eh, better than private, I figure!) ( Well, gimme a body roll +3 - SS ) 2d6-5 * Dicesuke throws the bones for Reizar (2d6-5) and gets 2. [Rei picks up a lamppost.] ( Now a throwing roll ) 2d6 * Dicesuke throws the bones for Reizar (2d6) and gets 6. (Whoo! I'm killing my own character!) [Rei defaces public property and hits Jason with a lamppost.] [Kurt's turn!] ( But is it lights-out for Jason? ) ( Heck no. ) Good! That was good! Keep it up! * Jason tries to get out of the way and ends up getting crushed by lamp post. He does *not* look happy. Well, *that's* unusual * Kurt blurrs into motion, then disappears. He reappears right behind and below Reizar and kicks straight up at some golem ass. (Something tells me Kurt's gonna feel that more than Rei.) ( Boy, I sure hope so. ) 2d6+2 * Dicesuke throws the bones for Reizar (2d6+2) and gets 8. ( Kurt's got VERY powerful kicks. ^_~ ) * Kurt frowns as Reizar fails to achieve optimum height and launches himself upward, kicking the girl-turned-golem once more in the small of the back. * Kurt outright scowls as Reizar STILL fails to achieve requisite height, so he's forced to improvise by grabbing the damn golem and piledriving it into the pavement. (How come my characters are the ones being beat up! ^_~) * Kurt can't quite get his bloody arms around the damn golem, though, and utterly fails to piledrive it. Bloody hell, this thing is fucking huge. [But otherwise, yeah, Rei takes a beating.] ( Don't tell me he can actually lift that body. ) [Kyon's turn!] ( Lift? No. Knock up a tiny bit with a powerful attack? Probably. ) (Like Lee vs. Gaara) ( Pretty much, yeah. ) ( Not knowing who those are, I hereby declare it to be Bruce Lee vs. Kafuin Gaira. ) (Kurt is the unholy offspring of Rock Lee and Recca >_>) ( ...pretty much, yeah. ) * Kyon rocks forward, then smirks towards the opposite group. "Putting out the lights. Should do something about that." He leans back as if to toss something, raising his leg, then comes back down and throws a nice, big fireball over towards them, aiming away from Kurt and Raizar. (What's with all the pyros?) ( Everyone but Reizar, gimme ranged def rolls! ) ( Fire is cool. ) 2d6+2 * Dicesuke throws the bones for Choria (2d6+2) and gets 11. (Batter up! Baseball skills come in handy) 2d6-3 * Dicesuke throws the bones for Mamei (2d6-3) and gets 2. 2d6+4 * Dicesuke throws the bones for Lazie (2d6+4) and gets 12. 2d6 * Dicesuke throws the bones for Chisanjya (2d6) and gets 2, a CRITICAL SUCCESS!!! "I'm down with that. You know me." ( Did she have any coffee at the diner? It could've been some really special coffee. ) (I did have coffee!) (Bob put something in it!) (So did I. Where's my crit love. I just get 11's. ;_;) ( Yeah, Dicey. Give Choria those 12s. ) ( Maybe Rei should consider sacrificing some barnyard animals. ) ( We don't need you egging on the dicebot, Brett. c.c; ) ( I'd accept that goddamn cow skin as tribute. ) (You're just jealous 'cause you didn't actually manage to make us roll badly enough to DIE BY INFLATABLE COW.) (Moo.) [The fireball explodes in a firey torrent of firey flames. It's also really hot. Mamei jumps out of the way, and Chisanjya sees it coming, so much so that she has time to pull Choria out of the way with her before it hits.] * Reizar pulls his face out of the pavement right about now, where he made a nice dent. He doesn't look any different. "That didn't hurt. Was it s'posed to?" Thank you, Chie! (... You'll never make your bodies back today unless you bribe us all to go away. ^_^;) (And it would have to be a really good bribe!) [Yes, Lazie gets burned. Fwoosh!] (Yeah. Offer up your newspaper reporters. Hey... Jonathon? ^_~) (I'll get Choria to make out with you!) * Lazie grunts and winces. * Choria is pulled. He smiles back at Chisanjya and smiles. "Thanks." (... Okay, I'm sold. How about you guys?) (...) ( Hey! That's my body! ) [Lazie's clothes are on fire!] * Chisanjya smiles briefly and nods, then continues chanting. (Hey, nothing's happened to my clothes in a while. ;p) (It was about due!) [Chisanjya's turn!] * Chisanjya casts Freezing Lance at Kyon! (Not Remi, really.) 2d6 * Dicesuke throws the bones for Chisanjya (2d6) and gets 6. [And that takes Kyon right down. Wham. He turns into, of all things, a cheeseburger with lettuce, tomatoes and pickles (but no onions).] Man, I knew it was all something I ate! [Lazie's turn!] (Wow. At least there's no pork involved.) (*cracks up* Go, me! ;p) (Hah!) Oooh, hamburger. Wonder if it's tasty? Live now, taste later. Dude, no way. You don't know where it's been. ...I should really, *really* stop being surprised by this sort of thing. * Lazie grits his teeth, ignores the fact that he's ON FREAKING FIRE, and concentrates on the already injured Jason. "Concentrating attacks... it almost like we team. SPIRIT STREAM!" 2d6 * Dicesuke throws the bones for Lazie (2d6) and gets 4. [Jason turns into a bacon burger!] * Katherine glances back at Kyon being wiped, and says, "Godammit, do you know how hard it was to get him to not suck at kissing?" [Asanjei's turn!] ( What is it with your chars making out with his chars, anyway? ) (*turns her back to the wind* It is the cruel fate of star- crossed RPers.) * Jonathon looks over at that and gives a rather nastier non-squinting smiles. "Bloody American food. Fatty stuff at that. I prefer finer cuisine." He smiles at Choria. "Perhaps we can go out for some after this nasty business?" * GhostAsanjei has snuck up behind Kat and proceeds to let loose with a shiny psibolt! ~DISCO NOVA!~ * Choria rolls his/her eyes. * Chisanjya grins. "Sorry, she's taken." ( I am? Who took me? I have to steal me back! ) 2d6-2 * Dicesuke throws the bones for GhostAsanjei (2d6-2) and gets 7. ( ...that was so perfect, actually. ) [Miss!] ( *bows* ) [Reizar's turn!] (... I live on!) (I am reminded of the gag from the first Muppet movie. "Myth! Myth!" "Yes?") (Hehe.) * Katherine looks at the disco ball go over her head, glances back, and says, "Aw, damn cheater!" * Reizar runs over to pick up the lamp post again, and chucks it at Jonathon. "Reizar smash! Reizar devour Tokyo! Ragh and stuff!" (*cracks up*) * Jonathon sighs. "Such a pity." He glances up at the flying lamp post. ...Tokyo is tasty? And I never knew. ... * Chisanjya giggles madly. She can't help it! (REIZAR DOES NOT DANCE!) To think, all those years I went hungry, and I could've been eating Tokyo. 2d6 * Dicesuke throws the bones for Reizar (2d6) and gets 8. * Lazie would probably laugh, if he wasn't ON FIRE. =P (Or to miss, apparently.) (Aww! Well, awkward size! No, I wouldn't be that lucky.) [Nope. Reizar misses.] [Kat's turn!] Damnit, I knew I should've stuck to devouring Tokyo! * Reizar slams his foot into the ground. It shakes a little. * Katherine grins faintly as she is running smack towards Mamie, and tries to bowl her over. How? By shooting her in the kneecaps. 2d6-3 * Dicesuke throws the bones for Mamei (2d6-3) and gets 2. 2d6-1 * Dicesuke throws the bones for Mamei (2d6-1) and gets 6. [Mamei dodges out of the way. This allows Kat to run past and into an alley.] [Johnny's turn!] (Man, Mamei is a tank. :P) (She's you. ;p) (Hehe!) ( Mamei can't hit anything. :P ) (No, she's me with lots of defense skills. :P) ( A tank without any significant offense capability is just an APC. ) * Katherine laughs uproarously as she ditches. "Catch ya later! Try not to die, Johnny!" (If you can hold agro, you do just fine!) (*shoves Mamei in front*) (TAUNT!) (Com'on, use Provoke!) Uh... hey! We're supposed to stop you! I'm... * Reizar runs after her. "... slow. Never mind." Hey! Get back here, you wuss! Or at least swear you'll stay away or something! * Katherine is gone! But trust her, she's swearing. (Get back to my game and get drunk again! >_<) (Yessir!) * Jonathon watches Katherine go and shrugs. "Perhaps a tactical withdrawl would be in order. Though I so hate for that to be the case. I simply detest being turned into fast food though." He runs in the same direction Kat went, firing a shot off at Reizar's chest, but attempting to riccochet the shot towards Lazie. Apparently he doesn't agree with being turned into a bacon burger. 2d6+4 * Dicesuke throws the bones for Lazie (2d6+4) and gets 10. (It's Jonathon. He does this sort of thing.) (Yes, he does) 2d6+2 * Dicesuke throws the bones for Reizar (2d6+2) and gets 9. [*Ping!* *Squpt.* Lazie gets shot by a rico-bullet. And her clothes are burning.] [Choria's turn!] For the gods' sakes, Laz, stop, drop and roll! And dodge, dammit! Hard to dodge! Kind of busy being ON FIRE! * Jonathon just smiles and keeps on running! Stop drop roll! Stop drop roll! ( I can't! It's not my turn! ) * Mamei sighs. "Maybe Bob can heal our bodies before switching us back." Or Asanjya can! * Choria shakes his head and takes a shot at Kurt. "Maybe you should get going too." 2d6-1 * Dicesuke throws the bones for Choria (2d6-1) and gets 3. ~I'll try my best.~ Or that! Forgot about that. [Kurt takes an arrow to the shoulder!] [Mamei's turn!] Damn it, now I have to buy a new vest. * Mamei aims an arrow at Kurt. "Whaddya say? You still wanna fight us all?" * Choria draws another arrow and knocks it. "You'd need to buy one anyways." * Mamei waits for an answer from Kurt. (holding action, I suppose. ) Bah. [Kurt's turn!] Shoulda known better than to team up with a bunch of weenies. Yeah, you should've. * Kurt flips a business-card to Choria. "Call me sometime." * Kurt disappears. * Choria snags it out of the air and puts it in a pocket. * Chisanjya runs over to her body, pulls her water bottle out of her bag and dumps it over Lazar. * Mamei sighs. "Well, at least we won." * GhostAsanjei is now known as Asanjei [Victoly!] * Asanjei hops out of the dumpster and runs over. "Okay! Who needs to be healed?" * Lazie stops, drops, and rolls. * Reizar looks around, brushing himself off. "I guess. Can we get our bodies back, or do they all have to be completely dead - tell me they don't have to be completely dead - uh, I bet I do, but you can't heal me much, so don't bother... Lazar does!" [Lazie is covered in water. Then she rolls around on the ground. * Chisanjya points at Lazar. "ME! Him! Whatever." * Lazie is also drenched. "Ah, that less burny." And Chomei, and Maria. * Choria relaxes his stance and winces. "That punk smacked me with a firewhip." ( Where was I shot? ) [The fire goes out. But a good portion of her clothes have burned away. o/~] (Fanservice!) * Asanjei dings Lazie on the forehead. (Always happens.) * Mamei carefully sits down. (Which is me talk for HEALING) (Hasn't happened in a while. Like I said, I was due. ^_~) * Lazie covers his/her chest with Chie's bag for the moment. "Would cover with arms, but that be too close to groping." ( And me without my camera) I keep a jacket in my bag, Laz. [Jonathan takes a sniper-snap-shot from the distance.] Be right back for heal... *ducks behind a car; reappears a moment later wearing said jacket* * Choria walks over to Lazar and Chie. "Yeah, and you could just take the jacket off of my body." * Jonathon falls over, still smiling. Wee. * Choria stands next to Chisanjya. "Thanks again. I can't wait for this all to be over." This leg I'm using took a shot. Lousy gun-users. No problem. And neither can I. *Now* would like heal very much. Would no be nice to give body back to Chie all messed up. * Asanjei wanders over to Mamei and lets loose with HEALIN POWAH Guns suck. It's why we don't allow them into this fair country! Only we're not in Japan, we're in America. Just ask Bob. I really, *really* hate guns. * Asanjei then wanders back to Lazie and HEALIN POWAH ... Right. * Mamei is healed! * Mamei stands. "Much better, thanks." (Why use guns when bows can be mighty and fired just as quickly? :P) Ugh, can we get this over with please? * Chisanjya walks back and picks up the foodstuffs that were Kyon and Jason. "Okay. If he wants proof, here it is. Let's go." [Lazie is still somewhat wounded after the healin'] Yes, please. * Mamei walks back over to Bob's. * Asanjei floats towards Bob's Diner. * Lazie feels better, but not completely. "Hope you no mind getting body back bit dinged up, Chie." * Lazie follows the others. So long as it's back, I can handle it. * Choria walks over to Bob's too. "I don't think any of us will care..." * Chisanjya heads for Bob's! * Bob is here! * Reizar heads back to Bob's. A little slower, but he still looks okay! * Chisanjya presents Bob with the hamburgers. "We got 'em." * Katherine has quit IRC (Quit: I wonder if I would be a Korean dinner. 100% Kat Meat!) * Bob is tending to a number of customers, who all give you LOOKS when you enter. But they're not OMIGODTHEYREFREAKS looks so much as Don't Mess With Me Looks. * Chisanjya ignores the looks. * Mamei doesn't seem to care if they want to be messed with or not. "Reward time." * Jonathon has quit IRC (Quit: Insert annoyingly cheerful quit line here.) * Reizar doesn't seem to really care. He could probably beat them up, anyway. Not that he'd want to. * Bob peers. "Is this all of them?" (I'm kinda disappointed that they're not OMIGODTHEYREFREAKS looks, actually. ^_~) ( If it was Japan, you'd get those. ) (Although we're used to those.) ( But this is America. America! Yaea! ) The others were all chicken and ran off. They won't bother you anymore. Yeah, they'll probably go after you now. But good enough. Let's go. I wonder if they would've turned into chicken burgers. With bacon and cheddar cheese, and a side of cole slaw. * Bob heads towards the back. * Asanjei follows Bob, wearily. We'll worry about that later. * Reizar lumbers after Bob. * Choria follows Bob. "Yeah, whatever." You know, Rei? * Chisanjya heads after Bob, burgers still in hand. Yeah? Sure they will. They *want* pain. I don't feel as tired as I normally do. * Mamei follows. * Reizar blinks. "Really? Even after tossing a disco nova and all that healin'? Huh." Maybe it's all the fruit. Sucrose is POWER! It's good for you! Lots of vitamins! * Reizar powerposes. * Choria shrugs. Yay, fruit. * Lazie follows. * Bob opens up the meat locker, and then the meat, and goes inside! * Asanjei goes -> meat > follow meat * Reizar follows the meat, watches it not go anywhere, then heads in. ( Obvious exits are: Outside. Unobvious exits are: Meat ) (What about Dennis?) * Mamei enters the meat. * Chisanjya heads through the unobvious exit! ( No Dennis ) * Choria enters. * Bob turns around, once in the meat, and folds his arms. "Alright, who's in what body?" Um.... * Mamei points at Choria. "We're switched. Specifically us two." * Chisanjya points at Asanjya-in-Rei. "The one who's in that body belongs in this one." * Choria nods. Wait, wait, wait. * Chisanjya points at Lazar-in-herself. "And I belong in that body." We've got.. what, two pairs and one trio? No, one pair and one really odd four-way. * Reizar ticks off on her fingers. "Yeah, what Chie said." Hmmm... Okay. The pair should go off over there, away. * Choria shrugs and backs off from the rest. * Bob points at Mamei and Choria. "You two will be the easiest. Come closer." * Chisanjya keeps pointing at Lazar-in-herself. "And the one in that body belongs in that one." She points at Rei-in-Lazar. Just in case, or something. * Reizar points at Asanjya-in-Rei. "I go in there." * Mamei approaches Bob. * Chisanjya stops and watches Maria/Chomei and Chomei/Maria. I supposed to be in there *points to Reizar*, and she *points to Chisanjya* supposed to be in here. * Choria approaches Bob as well. No I'm not! I'm supposed to be there! * Bob moves his eye from Choria to Mamei. "Are you ready? * Reizar points at Asanjei. "Don't get me stuck in the wrong body, Lazar." Shh, guys. Yeah. * Reizar quiets. I've been ready for days. * Bob nods. No, no. I saying Chie-in-Asanjya supposed to be in this body. That why I point to her. * Bob closes his eye and puts a hand on Mamei's and Chomei's foreheads. * Bob bangs their heads together! *WHAM!* * Mamei is now known as Maria OW! * Choria is now known as Chomei (Haha!) Ow, my head! So, are you you? I can't tell! Chomei? Maria? ...I'm me again! Ow, my head. Owwwww, my back. But I'm me! I guess you are! Wow, that looks like it hurt. * Chomei blinks around. "Yeah, I'm me." * Chisanjya runs up and hugs Chomei. "I missed you!" ( "We're so sorry, Chomei." "..." ) Hey hey hey get back here with my body! Oh, for crying out- he was always right here! Hey! Why are you acting like he was dead! He's TOO LAME to be dead! I'll beat you up for letting my body go to hell later, Chooooooo. First I'm gonna go get some air. Uh-er, that is, unless you guys want me to stick around? Eheh. * Chomei hugs Chisanjya back. "Yeah, we were all here. But I think you want to get your body back, don't you?" * Chisanjya lets go of Chomei. "Definitely!" Then she looks over at Maria. "I'll give you a back massage later. Promise!" * Maria grins. "Woo! Now, air." * Maria exits the meat. Air get! * Chisanjya heads back over to the remaining mixed-up four. Alright... As for the rest of you... * Reizar sorta stands there. "Yeah?" * Bob steps forwards. Hmm? * Asanjei looks up at Bob. She looks weary. * Chomei waits with his hands in his pockets. See hands? In pockets. Yes? * Bob grabs Chisanjya and Asanjei in the same manner, and bangs their heads together. *WHAM!* Aww no, I don't like this, hey, my head's made of rock. * Asanjei is now known as Asanjya * Chisanjya is now known as Chirei * Bob peers at Reizar. "Oh dear. That complicates things. Bang gently. And my body's really weak! I'd probably break myself! Not a good thing to go back to. * Chirei blinks. "Hey! I have a tail now!" Yeah, tails are cool! * Asanjya's hair immediately breaks free and just spazzes out. "I.... whoo." * Chirei looks back and grins at it. "Awesome!" Try moving it! * Lazie walks over to Chirei. "I ready." You don't get it for a long time, so. * Chirei grins and levitates briefly. "Hey, this is fun!" * Bob thinks. "This might be difficult... No, wait. I have an idea. ( No, no! I wanna be Larei! ) * Bob turns around and heads to a cubboard in the back of the room. * Reizar watches him go. "If I have to eat anything with a tentacle... wait, I can't eat in the first place! Never mind." ( Then all we need is Curlei and Moe! ) I... I gotta go get some air too. I'll see you guys in a bit. (*punts Lazar out the window*) (/slay Jesse.) ( ;_; ) Bye Asanjya! Happy body back day! ( *cracks up* ) Have fun, Asanjya! Yeah, you too. * Bob returns with a pressure cooker he walks up to Reizar and beans her over the head with it.] * Chirei moves her tail. * Chomei raises an eyebrow. * Reizar blinks. "Ow?" [Lazar's body falls over.] * Asanjya walks out, her hair frizzing and writhing behind her. * Chirei blinks. "That's how you have to do it?" (I make the rice!) (...) (My god.) Unless you wish to bang heads together, I have to use a place to store the soul while I make the exchange. (*giggles madly*) And for that matter... So Rei's soul is in there? * Reicooker speaks! Yes, she is the pressure cooker. "I'm a little teapot... wait, no I'm not, this is kinda neat. I'm trying to wiggle my toes, but I don't have any!" * Lazie eyes the empty golem body. "Back to way it should have been..." * Bob bangs Chirei's and Lazie's heads together. Will you stop being so freaking angsty for a second and listen to the wisdom of cooking utensils? ... that is pot calling kettle black. * Chie rubs her head. "Ow. Ow ow ow ow." I'm NOT a pot! Technically. I'm a pressure cooker. * Larei wiggles his tail. "... wierd." * Chomei walks over to Chie. "You you again?" * Chie stops and looks up at Chomei. "Wow, it's weird being short again. And I hurt a little. But yeah. It's me!" She smiles at him. * Larei moves around a bit. "... should really think about join gym, little one." * Chomei smiles back, looks around... Shrugs and kisses her. Can you say Laaaaaaame? * Chie kisses him back. Lame, yeah, but she's happy. * Reicooker sees that, somehow. "Hey! Hey! Get a room! Or wait 'till I have my body back!" ( I no have lips... but what heck. *kisses Bob* ) Damnit, it's not fair that you get to kiss things when I can't! * Reicooker tries hopping up and down. * Chie stops and giggles. "Don't worry, Rei, in a sec you'll be back to throwing things at us." * Chomei stops and smirks back. "When did she stop?" [The cooker hops!] ... I'm the best pressure cooker ever. Well, it's kinda hard to do it when you're in a pressure cooker. But I have no doubt that if there's a way, Rei'd find it. I ready, Mr. Bob. * Larei sticks his head out, and points at the middle of Rei's forehead. "Riiiiiight here..." * Bob nods. "Alright." He raises the cooker. I believe I can fly! I believe I can touch the sky! [Lazar's body suddenly gets up and runs out of the meat!] And- hey! GET BACK HERE! Damnit, I can't run! ... Oh dear. What the *hell*? What the FUCK!? Hurry up! Catch that golem! That's not supposed to happen, is it? Someone catch that body! * Chomei chases it! * Chie runs after it! * Reicooker rattles. * Bob hands the cooker to Larei. "Here! Take your friend!" ( Body - speed! ) And don't drop me! No! Change first, so can just whack golem with cooker! I'm a very sensitive pressure cooker! 2d6 * Dicesuke throws the bones for Chie (2d6) and gets 6. Are you sure? (*thought Lazar's body was out of meat a LONG time ago...runs*) [Chie catches up with Lazar's body, no problem! ... Now what?] YES! * Chie starts chanting, trying to exorcise whatever's in there. * Bob shrugs. "Okay." He bangs Larei over the head. * Reicooker is now known as Rei OW! Ow. ... ow. No exorcise, Chie! Is just golem itself, animated! Wouldn't the mind of the cooker be in there? ( Though it shouldn't be, since it doesn't have complete runes. >_>;; ) 2d6-3 * Dicesuke throws the bones for Chie (2d6-3) and gets 1. * Rei blinks, then rubs at her forehead, then giggles, a little hysterically. "Thanks. Wow, I smell like shit." She laughs harder, grabbing the pressure cooker and flying after the golem. There's gotta be something in there! [Chie begins exorcism! ... But the golem doesn't seem to care.] Just whack me into golem head! Rei, smack it! I don't think this is working! I know! I know! Ow! * Rei flies up behind the golem and tries smacking it with the cooker. [You run into the cafe! The bystanders ARE surprised to see a golem being chased by a half-naked girl, a lame-o and a Flying Fox with a pressure cooker.] [The body runs outside!] GET BACK HERE! * Rei flies after it. * Chie keeps running, regardless of the state of her pants. Which were on fire! * Chomei summons Rownal while he keeps running. 2d6 * Dicesuke throws the bones for Rei (2d6) and gets 11. ( o/~ The roof, the roof, the roof is on fire! o/~ ) * Rei tries to hit the golem and whiffs! She keeps going, hoping for another attempt! Hey, Lazar! How do you feel about flying? ( I can't be going very fast. I have the not so fast defect... ) [Well, Lazar ISN'T going very fast. But he's going.] * Chomei steadies himself and aims his bow, firing an arrow composed completly of earth at the ground Lazar's body is approaching. "This should stop him." (I'm going to keep trying to bean it over the head. ;P I can fly faster than Lazar, easy. ^^;) No care! Just get me back into golem body! No telling what uncontrolled golem without complete runes do! 2d6-3 * Dicesuke throws the bones for Chomei (2d6-3) and gets 2. * Chie screeches to a halt. (Quake arrow, 4 meter deep crater.) Man! I have a headache! It's the best headache in the WORLD! [The golem falls into a crater!] Now Rei! [It begins climbing out.] Huh. Weird. Hurt as I am, I swear I don't feel nearly as tired as I should. C'mon, Rei, go get him! * Rei grins madly flies to the crater, smacking the golem with the cooker as it climbs. Hopefully. [In the meantime, Chomei has made the biggest friggin' pothole in the world.] (It's America.) (Thank you, thank you.) (Reminds me of Rockford, really.) (I mean, you won't even notice it if it's in New York.) 2d6-4 * Dicesuke throws the bones for Rei (2d6-4) and gets 5. ( 4 feet deep? That's not a pothole, that's a crack in the sidewalk! ) (Lazar, it's four METERS deep.) (Which is more like... 13 feet.) ( Now THAT's a pothole. ) ( Ah, okie. My bad. So it's like half a NYC pothole. ) (Exactly. ~_^) [Rei hits Lazar over the head with the other Lazar. The latter feels dizzy again, and it kinda hurt. The former keeps climbing, like nothing happened.] (Yeah, it has to be wider doesn't it.) ... ow. ... Someone get Bob out here! Chie, get Bob out here! Right! * Chie dashes back to get Bob. ... that very no good. * Chomei runs over to Rei and Lazar and tries to use his foot to push Lazar back into the hole. * Maria walks back in, flushed, out of breath, and grinning. "Ow, my back. ...why is Lazar in a hole?" I no in hole! I in stupid pressure cooker! I don't have the crazy-ass crazy touch or something! Hi Maria! The golem's on the loose without Lazar who's a pressure cooker! Because his body decided to do this while we were trying to get him back in. * Rei waves said pressure cooker. Lazar probably gets more dizzy. ...oh. Stupid golem body! Open up head! * Maria waves at the usual patrons. "Hey. Don't mind us." [Lazar climbs out of the hole. Meanwhile, Chie rushes back with Bob.] [Lazar keeps going!] * Chie points at the golem. "Laz *isn't* in there and we can't seem to put him back!" God dammit. * Rei flies after Lazar, waving the pot around. "Bob! Bob, we need your assistance! I'll give you a nice tip in U.S. currency!" I'm not sure what to do! This has never happened before. * Maria blinks at Chomei. "I thought God was what made it go?" Just take the pot and smack him with it, because apparently me smacking him with it doesn't work! ... Hey, Lazar, might be a good time to start praying. * Rei hands the pot off to Bob, if he catches up with her. Anybody have Ensof's number? * LazCooker gets dizzy, but doesn't give Rei the satisfaction of acknowledging it. "No powered by god unless all runes there! No should even walk on own without full runes! Soul was what animated." It's not that simple! I need to concentrate. [The golem stops!] Can't you, like, speed concentrate or something? Someone slow- huh? Okay, that helps. * Rei hands the pressure cooker to Bob. [Lazar turns suddenly, reaches out with a hand, and very gently (it looks funny) slides open the door of a shop. Then it goes in before Bob can get to it. There's a jingle of a door chime.] ( It's a little shop. ) ( OF HORRORS! ) * Rei blinks. And hovers down to the ground. ( Is it... a china shop? ) ( And HITLERS! ) ( He came back! :P ) (Hitlers, we can deal with.) ... follow that golem! ... no can believe I just say that. ... ( Gimme a cultural arts roll. ) Right. * Chie runs over towards the shop. "Well, c'mon! We have to go in after him!" Says the pressure cooker. 2d6 * Dicesuke throws the bones for Chomei (2d6) and gets 9. 2d6-2 * Dicesuke throws the bones for Chie (2d6-2) and gets 7. * Maria follows, and tries to get in front of the golem. ( Oh, and Laz gets a +2 bonus ) 2d6-1 * Dicesuke throws the bones for Rei (2d6-1) and gets 9. ( Maria, gimme a body roll! ) ( Do I get a bonus for my huge levels of speed? ) 2d6-2 * Dicesuke throws the bones for LazCooker (2d6-2) and gets 5. ( Sure. And Acro (tumbling) too ) ( But, then, I have no eyes, so... ) 2d6-6 * Dicesuke throws the bones for Maria (2d6-6) and gets 1. (You can see.) ( I have no eyes, but I can see. ) [Maria gets in front of the golem! And then promptly gets somewhere not in front of the golem, before she gets trampled.] * Maria grabs onto the golem and rides along. "Heeey! Slow down!" [Anyhow, the shop is a weird cultural shop that sells all manner of junk from some other culture that they probably find deep meaning in, but to you looks incredibly old-fashioned and dumb. Except Rei!] (Rei doesn't look incredibly old-fashioned and dumb? That's new. :P) What is this stuff? ....is it valuable? ( Chomei's lame, Chie's half-naked and Laz is a pressure cooker, so you can't be blamed. ) * Rei looks around. "Gypsies." She scrambles after Lazar. "If there's anyone here who can finish the rune, the golem's probably aiming for that. Hey, Bob, you might wanna smack him on the head once he stops again. I hope he stops again." * Rei runs a hand through her hair. She giggles a little, but stops herself. * Chie peers around. "Huh. Odd stuff." She seems fairly unbothered by the state of her pants. * Chomei shrugs as he looks around at the shop. * LazCooker looks around. "... gypsy stuff. Can no place exact what..." [There's some noise from a back room, and out comes a well- tanned foreign woman with long, curly brown hair, green eyes, a low cut, very flamboyant dress, a red shawl and earrings that are huge gold rings. There's also rings attached to the rings.] What's a gyps... oh, right. Gypsies are golem-animator people? So the theory goes. ( They draw golems. ) * Rei waves at her. "Hi! Can you get the golem to hold still so we can put him back together?" 2d6-5 * Dicesuke throws the bones for LazCooker (2d6-5) and gets 6. (You have DR, you know. Or is that the golem that has it now?) ( Golem has it. I'm a pressure cooker. Unless the pressure cooker has DR ) 2d6-5 * Dicesuke throws the bones for LazCooker (2d6-5) and gets 5. (The DIVINE COOKER.) ( dr2 ) 2d6-5 * Dicesuke throws the bones for LazCooker (2d6-5) and gets 5. ( dr3 ) ( @_@ ) 2d6-5 * Dicesuke throws the bones for LazCooker (2d6-5) and gets 6. ( dr4 ) (What the HELL?!) 2d6-5 * Dicesuke throws the bones for LazCooker (2d6-5) and gets 4. ( THERE! ) (YAY!) (Holy shit. Two 11's, two 10's and a 9?) (Wow, it really is a pressure cooker of the gods.) ( FINALLY. c.c ) ... Tatyana? ( Pressure cooker! *exorcise*) Who? Woman: "Can I help -EEK! A TALKING PRESSURE COOKER!" (Hey, I tried the exorcism already. ;p) ... Tatyana! It me, Lazar! ... in pressure cooker. Aww, he's a nice pressure cooker! Well, not really, but he recognizes you from- yeah, he's Lazar! Thanks. Wait, you know her? There's a golem rampaging through your shop, and you're freaked by a pressure cooker? Woman: "Lazar? Lazar Thau?" * Rei flicks her tail. She looks back at it, rubs at the back of her neck, and sniffs the air. Grinning? Yeah, she is. Yes. Kind of. I dead, in golem body, kind of in pressure cooker at moment. ... saw you dead in village. * Gypsy has joined #besm * Chie walks over to Rei and hugs her. "By the way... welcome back." She grins. * Maria blinks and sits on the golem's shoulder. "You're uncomfortable," she says to the golem. * Gypsy shakes her head. "Tatyana was my sister. I'm Esmeralda." * Gypsy is now known as Esmeralda * Chomei folds his arms. * Rei is engulfed by the hug and hugs back. She laughs - she can't help herself - and sniffles a little. "Yeah, thanks." (Lame.) ... Tatyana have sister? ... Yes? * Maria hops down from the golem and walks over to Rei and Chie. * Chie squeezes Rei's shoulder. * Rei spots Maria over Chie's shoulder and squeals a little choked squeal, grabbing her for the hug, too. * Maria is hugged! o_O * Chie hugs Maria as well. Girl group hug! ( Now all we need is clothes-eating goo to fall on you all. ) ... never knew. (I'm sure it will eventually.) * Chomei smirks, but pays attention to the conversation. Well, I barely know you, too, to be honest... Never had chance to get up nerve to talk to her, so that no surprising... * Maria giggles a little and hugs back. "Good to see you guys too. Maybe we should give Lazar some alone-time." (*is reminded of Bastard! by that* "That's right, it's SLIME!") ... thought I last survivor of village. She mentioned you sometimes, but.... Why are you a pressure cooker? Maybe. Although he might need some help. * Rei giggles. "Yeah, okay. Uh, Lazar, do you wanna- oh. Maybe he should get back in his body first." * Rei rubs at her eyes in vain. * Esmeralda shakes her head. "Not many of us survived... Oh! But I escaped with the help of one of your people!" ... whole village dead. Nalia, before die, transfer soul into golem to avenge. She die, I die, I in golem body. But soul got put into other body, and switch back no work very we- what? Others survive?" * Esmeralda nods and calls into the back room, "Mr. Yitzak! Mr. Yitzak, there's someone from the village here!" * Rei breaks off the hug and watches, fidgeting a little. And rubbing at her eyes. * Maria fidgets. (Yup. The right people are fidgeting.) * Chie lets go of Rei and Maria and watches the exchange between the gypsy and the pressure cooker. ( Don't blame me for the name; Jesse picked it ) ( It's a perfectly normal Jewish name. ) (Jewish or gypsy or both?) * Chomei listens. Hey, he can hear! (Jewpsy) (Gypsew!) ( Jewish name. Lazar's group was a mix of Jews and Gypsies.) (A-ha. ^^) * Yitzak pokes his head out. He's in his late teens, with a thick brown beard and 'stache, and hair (of course) and has blue eyes. He's also a foreigner. He blinks. "Survivor? I don't recognize them." * Esmeralda points at the pressure cooker. "Here he is!" ... ... Yitzak? Is me, Lazar! ... kind of. * Yitzak stares. "Lazar?" Then he laughs. I supposed to be in golem body, but... long, long story. * Yitzak hobbles out of the back room as quickly as he can. One of his legs is missing below the knee, and one of his arms is missing, period. "Hey, Lazar! You lived!"" Uh, should we leave now? Lazar? * Yitzak grabs the pressure cooker and hugs it, laughing. ... if could get into golem body first, would appreciate. Yeah. You guys want some private time? * Rei giggles despite herself. * Chie grins. Um... Yes, how about I do that? Yeah. Looks like you'll need it. Try doing what you did with the rest of us, Bob. Can no do proper reunion from pressure cooker. Better to be in animate inanimate object. * Bob takes the pressure cooker back, then beans the golem over the head with it. You can jump around in the cooker! I know, I did it. It's kinda fun! * LazCooker is now known as Lazar ... back. * Lazar palms his pendant, reactivating his Lazar illusion. Yay! * Maria slinks out. * Rei blinks, then grins madly. "Yay! I never thought I'd be so glad to see you again... uh... I guess we should leave now? So you can do your reuniony thing?" * Lazar grabs Yitzak in a careful bearhug. * Yitzak hugs back as best as he can without falling over. * Maria grabs Rei and drags her out, too. Well, I will. I have customers to attend to. * Chie waves to Lazar and company. "You guys take care. We'll be back later." She takes Chomei's hand and heads out. Okaybye! * Bob leaves! * Rei is dragged. * Chomei waves at Bob and is dragged. "I was leaving anyways!" [Session End! Awwww.]