[Day: Monday, July 12th. Time: 9:00 p.m.] [You're all... wait a minute where's Jesse? (Beats me.) (Gnawing on a telephone pole?) (We've already mentioned that he wasn't here. And he'd be kinda helpful.) Oh well. Have to do this one without him. [Day: Monday, July 12th. Time: 9:00 p.m.] [You're all in the clubroom! You're waiting on a very important call. But there's no golem!] [Session Start] * Asanjya sits. For three pfennigs and a rusty nail, guess what she's doing! * Rei is in the clubroom! She's waiting on a very important call. She's sitting on the wall, and she's absolutely absorbed in playing with her tail. (I don't know! Could she be... reading a book?) (Oh! Oh! Reading bad fantasy!) (PFENNIGS FOR EVERYBODY) (Yay!) (Yay!) (Oh, for the record, there's a Maria-looking thing there, staring straight ahead. It * Chomei leans against the wall looking as broodish as usual. (+It's pretty creepy.) ( Oh! Right. What did you guys do with the fake Maria? ) (Hey, how big are the orbs?) (... ish?) (Oh, the other Maria? Um. I assume we would have turned her over to Interpol.) (Just so I have an idea as to what/how she'd be carrying the fakes.) (We have the resources!) ( K. ) ( Lazar is doing that. Ecks Dee. ) (Ecks Dee.) 2d6-4 * Dicesuke throws the bones for Chie (2d6-4) and gets 2. 2d6-4 * Dicesuke throws the bones for Chie (2d6-4) and gets 7. * Asanjya looks over as the new!Maria starts falling over in her chair, and pushes her back upright. "Stay." She goes back to her book. * Rei glances up. "Man, that's creepy. Not like you wouldn't expect it to be creepy. Can she be 'unconscious' or something when we take her there?" (Am getting info from GM. Will arrive soon.) It can do pretty much whatever you tell it to, as far as it can understand. It understands sl... * Asanjya looks over at it and hastily revises. "It understands being unconscious." * Rei blinks a couple of times. "Oh. So it's key words?" * Chomei raises an eyebrow. Command words, yes. Sadly it's not so good at knowing when I'm giving it commands and when I'm conversing normally. * Asanjya shakes her head sadly , not looking up from her book. "Haste makes waste, as they say." * Chie enters the clubroom, fashionably late (or kinda late) as always. She has a small box tucked under one arm, and she waves to the assembled group, before doing a double-take at Fake!Maria. * JesseLman has joined #besm (Hiiiii Lazar!) ( Sorry I'm late. Internet's been down all day. x_x ) (Hiiiiii Lazar!) * Asanjya turns the page. "Wave." The homunculus waves, cheerily but damn that's creepy. At least it doesn't smile. * JesseLman is now known as Lazar (Hi Jesse.) * Rei waves happily at Chie. "Hi!" * Chomei smiles. "Hey Chie." ( What's going on? ) * Chie blinks, then points at !Maria. "How?" * Syzix has joined #BESM * ChanServ sets mode: +o Syzix * Syzix sets mode: +v Lazar * Syzix has left #BESM Homunculus. Ahhh. ( !Maria isn't here, I don't think ) Your handiwork, I take it? ( Or is this a different !Maria? ) Yes, it is. (Different one. Fake out!) Impressive likeness, only it doesn't act like Maria. * Chie sets her box on the table and opens it. Inside, nestled in cloth, are two orbs - the baseball-sized Moon Orb and the smaller Blood Orb. They look very much like the genuine items. Well, here's mine. * Lazar walks into the club room. "Handed over fake Maria to Interpo-" *pauses; eyes !Maria* "... she escape already? Man do Interpol suck." * Asanjya looks up and blinks. "Impressive. They even feel magical." * Chomei snickers. "Chie's good at what she does." Maria, wave. * Lazar tilts his head. "... why we no fighting evil Maria?" * Asanjya goes back to her book, as the homunculus waves in its jerky manner. Well, they probably need a little infusion of whatever to make them feel genuine, but I think I did a good job. And this is Yet Another Maria, Laz. Not evil. Not good, either. Just... kinda there. She's our decoy. Not technically Maria. Not even close to human. * Asanjya pokes at it with her hair. "Six pounds of horseflesh, mostly." * Rei claps her hands. "Awesome, Chie." * Lazar blinks. "... ah. So not Maria, but not not Maria. Got it." Thanks, Rei. And I'm gonna pretend I didn't hear Asanjya's last sentence. Because if I think about it too hard, I'm going to be violently ill, and we do not want that. And those Magic orbs what not magic orbs? Fakes. [The phone rings!] Yes. All good enough fakes to buy us time, if not fool them long enough for us to get away. * Rei points at the phone. * Chie makes a move for the phone, then stops. "Does somebody else wanna get that? I think if I talk to them, I'm gonna say something we'll all regret." Oh, fine. * Rei flies over and picks it up. "Hello." * Lazar rubs his head and mutters. "Is like Marias on sale at corner store. Everyone have one." If you don't like it I could make it look like someone else for a few hours. No, not that. Just... odd. * Rei frowns. "Yeah, we've got everything. Where do we need to go?" One Maria, then no Marias, then lots and lots of Marias. Odd. Very. I could make you a homunculus as well. They don't last very long, however. Otherwise they'd be the new undead. I think we've got enough problems with the old undead. My thoughts exactly. * Asanjya looks up from her book at Rei. Oh, shut up. You've died plenty of times, too. Speaking of things that won't stay dead... Unlike you, I actually care about lives. Who's gonna be there? * Rei slams the phone on the set. "We're going." * Chie puts the lid back on the orb box and picks it up. "Where to?" * Asanjya looks to !Maria. "Stand." It stands! Remember where I died? * Chie shudders. Gods, *there*? ... Oh, that's just great. Deja vu again and again. We shall persevere. * Rei nods. "Yeah, there again." I'm not going astral for this. They'll so be ready for it, unless they're incredibly stupid. I wouldn't put that past them. But, just to be safe, you probably shouldn't. * Chie tucks the box in her bag. "Well. Let's go." She heads out of the room. They know us, so they be ready for most things we can do. * Rei shoulders her backpack, opens the window, and jumps out. * Chomei nods. "Let's go." * Asanjya walks out, calling "Follow" over her shoulder. !Maria follows. * Lazar follows. [And out they go!] * Chomei follows. [Time: 9:30 a.m. Everyone arrives in the parking lot next to the abandoned warehouse, which is just outside of city limits, except Chomei. He got left behind in the scene transition! Just kidding, somehow he got there too.] (See, this is why you have to type quickly!) * Asanjya looks around. (Dammit!) [Asanjya sees a warehouse. Obvious exits are: warehouse, notawarehouse.] * Chomei does the looking and the around thing. Oh, and the looking around thing too. * Chie clutches the shoulder strap of her bag tightly and also looks around. * Rei zooms up and parks! She peers at the warehouse, then shivers. [Chie's looking around skill rises 0.1 levels!] * Asanjya looks over at !Maria, then at Lazar. "Lazar." Mmm? Catch it. It's going to fall. * Asanjya points at the homonculus. "Sleep." It passes obediently out. (Yay! Is it close to the skill cap for my level, or do I have to do a lot more looking around?) * Lazar catches it. ( Lots more to do ;_; ) * Lazar hefts !Maria #2 over his shoulder. (Drat. I need to ditch these guys and find a skillup party.) (I can help your watching skill! And help up your 'Taking hits' skill too!) Shall we? * Rei takes a breath. It shakes. * Rei climbs off her bike. "Yeah, okay. Let's go." * Chie bites her lip and nods. No worry, Rei. We make sure nothing happen to you. If only to keep you vampire mom from being more annoy. * Rei hugs herself and walks for the warehouse. "Sure, Lazar." Of course. The absolute first thing on our minds should be the mental well-being of an often-insensible vampire. * Asanjya stalks forward, tossing up the hood of her cloak. * Rei doesn't even bother answering Asanjya. * Chomei watches Asanjya stalk off, and when she's outside of range whispers to Chie. "Someone's irritable." * Chie whispers back, "Can you blame any of them?" * Lazar walks along a step or two ahead of Rei. "Plus, even though you bit annoying sometimes, you basicly good person. Good enough to be worth defend." * Chomei shakes his head. Oh, so I guess you have to be a good person to be worth saving. * Chie looks up. "Hmm... there are spirits here. I wouldn't have thought they'd stick around this place..." I don't know, do spirits have a choice where they stick around usually? Decent person will do. Sometimes. But after the last thing that happened here... * Chie shudders. I no generally try save bad people. They might not always be bad. * Lazar looks back at Rei. "But then, that what cause trouble for us, right?" What? People not always being bad? [You're standing right outside of the doors.] You think the world's in black and white, and bad guys have *tags* on them? I'm a bad guy, and I'll always be one? * Asanjya is waiting in front of them for the group to catch up. * Lazar nods. "Basically, yes." * Chomei mmms. That Transylvanian way. Fuck Transylvania. * Lazar nods. "Basically, yes." No saying Transylvanian way is right way. Or best way. It just my way. * Chie catches up with the group. She's shaking a little. Then fuck your way. * Rei looks back to see if everyone's there. Rei, it's your show. You go first. Yeah, okay. When did I become leader again? * Chomei walks next to Chie. He puts his arm around her shoulder and gives her a hug. * Rei moves forward and tries to open one of the doors. * Lazar frowns, then goes back to a neutral expression. "Like said. That what cause trouble for us." * Chie leans against Chomei for a second, then composes herself and heads after Rei. * Chomei heads after Rei too. * Asanjya follows. ( ... now I'm picturing Lazar and Rei as the opposing hosts on Crossfire. x_x ) (I'll kick your butt.) ( Perhaps. But you'll get sore toes doing it. =P ) ( Ok.... My mind broke. One sec @_@ ) (Wow, nice work, you two. ^_~) (Haha!) ( *bows* ) (Who's in the middle trying to be the ref?) (1 2 3 not it!) ( Kaira, of course. ) (Nah. We need someone neutral to both parties and a total pushover to boot... Richard?) ( That about all for tonight. Kaira, you closing thought? I'd like to talk for a moment about the environment... ) (And then you need two guest speakers.) ( You pathetic worm. Your opinion is not worth the air wasted upon it.) ( When do we stop talking and start kicking ass?) ( The floating eye on Rei's side, and a weresheep on Lazar's side. ) ( Kicking ass sounds good. Where do we start?) ( *blink* [[[BAAAAAAA]]] ) ( Look! Two people have agreed on something! This means the show can end, right?) (* Rei sheers the weresheep.) [The doors are actually busted open. Lazar's handywork. Inside is a bare warehouse, save for some junk piled in one corner. Dimitri is there, as well as three guards carrying assault rifles, one behind each hostage. The hostages themselves are unconscious, held up by cranes from the ceiling. And one other is there: A familiar Chinese guy with glasses and a tan business suit.] * Rei eyes the Chinese guy. "Oh, you." * Rei heads in! * Chie takes a deep breath and follows Rei. * Asanjya walks in, peering out from underneath her hood. * Chomei heads in. * Lazar lumbers in, !Maria #2 (or is it #3) over his shoulder. [Mr. Lau claps his hands together once, smiling. "Welcome, Mystery Club. I'm Lin Kar Lau, in case you've forgotten. I trust you've brought the orbs as well as the girl?"] ( I have forgotten. Who's he? ) * Rei sighs. "Yeah. I see you're bringing on the apocalypse." * Chie reaches into her bag and pulls out the box. "You'd think we'd forget?" (The guy who told us Makoto's theirs.) ( He's the guy who offered you a job. :P ) ( Ah yeah. I remember now. ) * Chomei shrugs. ( Session #54 ) ( I remember now. ) Let us conduct this transaction speedily. * Rei nods. "Yeah." [He smiles. "Just doing my job, my dear." He rubs his hands together. "So, here's how we're going to do it: You give us an item, we toss you one of these people. At the same time, so there's no confusion."] You get Maria first. No want getting funny ideas after get two orbs and only release two hostage. [He nods his head at Nikolai. "First up, Dimitri's misfit lookalike. Do I head a Blood Orb?"] * Chie looks between Lazar and Lau. Her hand is on the lid of the box. [He shrugs. "Very well, we'll get them all eventually." He nods to a guard, who removes Nikolai from the chain and holds him.] * Lazar eyes Asanjya and Rei. "You call." * Asanjya makes a nearly imperceptible shrug. Meet in middle? Tossing people no very nice. Yeah. Lazar, you do the hand off. [He nods and motions to the guard, who walks out dragging Nikolai behind him.] * Lazar nods, and walks halfway between the two groups. * Rei eyes Nikolai. How's he looking? [Nikolai is looking unconscious, but not particularly heavily injured.] * Asanjya hisses, quietly. "*hurry*." ( Is the guard there yet? ) [The guard stops about five feet from Lazar.] * Rei chews on her lip. She keeps her eyes on the others. * Lazar eyes the guard, and grins. "Hold him out. I hold out girl. We switch." [He does that!] * Chomei does the watching thing. * Lazar holds out !Maria #2or3. When the guard does the same with Nikolai, he releases his grip on Maria, grabs Nikolai under one arm, and starts backing back towards his group. [The guard drags notMaria back over to his side by her foot. Apparently he's keeping his rifle ready with his other hand.] * Lazar gets back, and sits Nikolai down against the wall near the door. [Mr. Lau smiles. "There. Painless. You win, I win, everybody wins. Except mostly me. Anyhow! Item #2: This guy with the weird hair." He nods to the spikey-haired guy.] * Lazar walks back to the rest of the group, and holds out a hand to Chie. "Orb?" * Chie takes the Blood Orb out of the box and hands it to Lazar. * Rei folds her arms and watches. * Lazar takes it, nods at Chie, then lumbers out to the middle again. "So what Asahara want with orbs anyway? Is no like you and Dracula on good terms." * Asanjya puts her hand over her face and mutters, "Oh god, why did he have to start talking?" * Rei gives Asanjya a pained expression. * Chomei shakes his head. ( Lazar, bless his heart, while not dumb, is not smart either. =P ) [Lau gestures to the guard, who walks forward dragging Kanjiro. "Who's worried about Dracula? The orbs, though... powerful artifacts, they are. And since you asked so nicely, we're going to research them. Imagine an army of artificial, unkillable vampires." He grins.] * Lazar eyes the guard. "Same thing. I hold out orb, you hold out little one." * Chie opens her mouth, and then, miracle of miracles, shuts it. She looks like she's literally biting her tongue. [The guard stops halfway from Lazar, and holds out Kanjiro's leg with one hand, waits for Lazar to drop the orb in his palm with the other.] * Chomei waits stoicly. ( Chomei watches a rock perform on stage. Live!! ) * Lazar hands over the orb as he gets a grip on Kanjiro's leg, pulls him up onto his shoulder, and starts backing up. "I prefer not imagine. But no understand why you no worry about Dracula... he wipe out you Transylvania branch, so he obviously no like you." (Rawk.) ( Or was it the Romanian branch? Same difference, I guess. ) [Lau shakes his head. "A minor impediment at best. We're already preparring for war with Dracula. Oh sure, Europe will become a bloodbath, but that's not our problem." He nods to the remaining guard, who starts bringing Tianye forwards. "And now, the girl for the Moon Orb, and we can be on our way."] * Chie keeps her mouth clamped shut and hands Lazar the Moon Orb. * Lazar sets Kanjiro down next to the other guy, takes the Moon Orb from Chie, and starts walking to the middle again. * Asanjya clenches her fists and looks angry. War on Dracula? *grins slightly* Amazing. Something we agree. * Rei takes a breath. Come on, come on. * Lazar stands in the middle and waits for the guard to bring Tianye. [The guard is already there with Tianye, ready to repeat the procedures. Lau says, "Well, the offer to join us is still open. I imagine the lot of you could benifit. Especially Mr. Tochikura. That is, if he wants to remain on Earth after the next few weeks."] * Chomei rolls his eyes. * Chie slams the lid back onto the box. [Lau laughs. "What, you think we don't know about Kuro? To be honest, you did us a favor when you offed him. Brilliant as he was, he was taking matters into his own hands too much."] * Lazar holds out the orb, and drops it as he grabs Tianye's leg and tucks her under an arm. He immediately starts backing up, a bit quicker than before. I suggest we leave before I do something untoward. [The guard retreats with the orb.] Agreed. Let's get out of here. Yes. * Chie stuffs the box into her bag. * Rei frowns. "Yeah. Be seeing you." * Lazar gets back to the others, scoops up the other two, and takes a step out the door, motioning for the others to follow. * Rei waves. * Chomei walks out the door. [Dimitri says something to Mr. Lau, who holds out a hand. "Ah, just a moment."] * Shadow has quit IRC (Quit: "Got the wings of heaven on my shoes, I'm a dancing man and I just can't lose." ) * SickRowyn has joined #besm * Rei starts to go, then looks back. "What?" * Asanjya whispers. "Don't stop, ru... gods damn it." [Dimitri opens his machinegun tonfa. "I varned you not to bring any fakes!"] ( Roll init! ) (He'd shoot us in the back if I didn't look back anyway.) ( Probably. :P ) d6+7 * Dicesuke throws the bones for Lazar (d6+7) and gets 9. d6+7 * Dicesuke throws the bones for Chomei (d6+7) and gets 10. d6+7 * Dicesuke throws the bones for Chie (d6+7) and gets 11. d6+6 * Dicesuke throws the bones for Rei (d6+6) and gets 8. d6+6 * Dicesuke throws the bones for Asanjya (d6+6) and gets 9. [Order: Lau, Dimitri, Chie, Chomei, Lazar, Asanjya, Guard 1, Rei, Guard 2, Guard 3] [Lau's turn!] [But he doesn't do anything but fold his arms behind his back. "Now that is a shame. Here I am trying to conduct an honest transaction, and you had to go and ruin it."] [Dimitri's turn! He opens with a spread of fire at Chomei. Gimme a def roll Chomei!] 2d6-2 * Dicesuke throws the bones for Chomei (2d6-2) and gets 3. (Made it by 2.) [Chomei dives out of the way as the bullets perforate what's left of the warehouse doors.] [Chie's turn!] * Chie casts a glance back at the doors, mentally judging something. (Hold Action.) [Chomei's turn!] * Chomei summons Rownal and backs away from the gunners. (Full defense as I can't attack with a forming bow.) [Lazar's turn!] ( Can I get to the guards on this turn? ) ( Not on this turn unless you have speed. Next one. ) * Lazar drops the kids outside, and charges toward the guards, roaring. [End turn] [Asanjya's turn!] * SickRowyn has quit IRC (Ping timeout ) * Asanjya grasps her staff and chants. (End Turn.) 2d6+1 * Dicesuke throws the bones for Asanjya (2d6+1) and gets 7. * Asanjya frowns and then shakes her head as if to clear it. [Guard 1 fires a spread at Chomei.] * SickRowyn has joined #besm Guard your thoughts, there's something mental happening. [Mostly he misses, but he might hit with one bullet if Chomei doesn't make a def roll.] * Rei looks up and around. What? 2d6-4 * Dicesuke throws the bones for Chomei (2d6-4) and gets 0. (Uh, yeah, dodged.) [Chomei dodges that pretty easily.] [Rei's turn!] * Chie takes the opportunity to draw her sword. (Can I go after Rei?) ( K ) * Rei jumps up, taking to the air! She looks down at the group, then winds up and pitches nothing at Dimitri. "Hey, catch!" (Mind Twister) ( Roll it. ) 2d6-1 * Dicesuke throws the bones for Rei (2d6-1) and gets 3. (Yeeeeah.) (Even Rei can hit with that!) (Booyah!) (Heck, even a normal human could!) 2d6+1 * Dicesuke throws the bones for Rei (2d6+1) and gets 12. (...) (. . .) * Rei blinks a couple of times, then she giggles. "Uh, wow. Everything just turned green! I can see green!" [Guard 2 also fires a smattering of bullets towards Chomei. He's more accurate. Chomei needs to dodge or be shot!] ( Aw hell. Mental attack. I'm boned. =P ) By the third seal... I warned you! Oh, shit! 2d6-2 * Dicesuke throws the bones for Chomei (2d6-2) and gets 7. (Missed by 1. Geeze. >_<) (Attacking me enough?) [Chomie tries to dodge, but he takes bullets in his arm and leg.] ( And wasn't Chie supposed to go after Rei? ) ( Whoops @_@ ) [Chie, go!] * Chomei curses. "I'll get you for that." * Chie takes a deep breath and sets her sword to glowing silver. "Spirit Stream!" She fires it off at Dimitri. 2d6-2 * Dicesuke throws the bones for Chie (2d6-2) and gets 5. [Dimitri shakes his head to clear it just as Chie does that. He's struck squarely in the chest. He slides back along the ground, but amazingly remains on his feet through the whole thing.] [Guard 3! He also fires at Chomei! Ranged def, Chom!] 2d6 * Dicesuke throws the bones for Chomei (2d6) and gets 10. (...) ( Dicey's liking you a bit too much today, Zeg ) (Dicey loves us all!) (Well, actually, it'd be fine. If I didn't just get attacked three times in a row.) [Chomei's still feeling the pain from the previous attack, and doesn't have time to dodge as the third guard fires. A bullet grazes his side and his other arm.] ( That's what I mean. Brett rolls to see who Dicey attacks. And he likes you. =P ) ( er, who the baddies attack ) ( Not in this instance. They're clearly going after Chomei. ) (No, really?) ( Ah, okie. ) (Honestly, I don't blame them. ^^;) [Mr. Lau walks a few steps along the sidelines. "I suppose the other orb and the girl are fakes, too, yes?" Meanwhile, Dimitri rushes at Lazar, swinging both tonfa at him. Lazar needs two melee def rolls!] 2d6-2 * Dicesuke throws the bones for Lazar (2d6-2) and gets 5. 2d6 * Dicesuke throws the bones for Lazar (2d6) and gets 4. ( Made both ) [Lazar blocks both of Dimitri's attacks.] [Chie's turn!] * Chie fires off another Spirit Stream at Dimitri. 2d6-2 * Dicesuke throws the bones for Chie (2d6-2) and gets 9. (No.) [Chie's Spirit Stream scorches the wall behind Dimitri.] [Chomei's turn!] * Chomei takes a shot at the guards as he runs to the side so the guards are between the Lazar/Dimitri conflict and himself. (Hey, I have steady hand. Why not use it?) 2d6-3 * Dicesuke throws the bones for Chomei (2d6-3) and gets 4. (Made by 4.) [Chomei's arrow hits a guard in the shoulder. He takes a step back, but is still up.] [Lazar's turn.] * Lazar diverts his charge as Dimitri gets in his way, then tries to grab Dimitri and chuck him at the guard Chomei just hit. ( Grab first, then throw. ) 2d6-3 * Dicesuke throws the bones for Lazar (2d6-3) and gets 3. 2d6-3 * Dicesuke throws the bones for Lazar (2d6-3) and gets 6. ( Made, made. ) [Lazar grabs hold of Dimitri, but before he can throw him Dimitri breaks free.] [Asanjya's turn!] ( How does he break free? I have 3 levels of SS. ) ( Did he make his defense roll? ) ( He made it on the throw. ) ( *blinks* It's one action. The throw roll wasn't to throw him, it's to hit the guard. ) ( Once grabbed, a person doesn't get a defense roll. ) ( They can try to break free with a body roll. ) (I'd pull out the book and look up on it, but I don't have the book.) ( Me neither. Hm. ) (jesse's right.) (*looks up dX) (we're not IN dX.) ( K, Retcon that. ) (Some of the rules are the same, you know.) (Re: A lot of the rules are the same.) (There's no guarantee, and anyhow, I looked at the BESM book. <_<;) (*shrugs* It's better than nothing.) [Lazar tosses Dimitri into the guard. The guard winds up plastered on the floor, but Dimitri rolls into a kneeling position.] (But I've got the book! There's no nothing to be better than!) (I'm not ARGUING with you. You said you looked it up after I pulled out the book. Geeze.) ( *nods* That's acceptable. If he makes a body roll, he can land decently. Does he take damage from the impact? ) ( How 'bout half? ) * Asanjya busts out with a Gripping Ring. ( Works for me. ) (At Dimitri.) 2d6-2 * Dicesuke throws the bones for Asanjya (2d6-2) and gets 7. (No.) ( Someone might want to look up how much damage throwing someone into someone else does, too. ) (I think it's ACV + 5, super strength/massive damage applies.) [Asanjya's attack lands to Dimitri's right.] (Chomei is right.) ( That's for the guy who's thrown ) ( Target of the throw and the throwee take equal damage, under ideal circumstances. ) ( I mean the guy who gets thrown into. ) ( Same damage. ) (*nods with Lazar* Equal damage to the person thrown and the person hit, usually.) ( K, I'll go with that. ) [The guard who had been plastered staggers to his feet.] [Rei's turn!] 2d6+1 * Dicesuke throws the bones for Lazar (2d6+1) and gets 12. ( ... DR! ) 2d6+1 * Dicesuke throws the bones for Lazar (2d6+1) and gets 12. ( Thank you, come again! ) (Dicesuke STILL hates you!) * Rei spins. "Green green green green green-" A ball of white forms in her hands. She eyes it. "That's not green!" And aims at Dimitri. "Disco Nova green!" (Fascinating.) 2d6-1 * Dicesuke throws the bones for Rei (2d6-1) and gets 5. (Woot!) [Rei's Novum Discoum attack hits Dimitri, causing him to take a step back.] * Lazar tilts his head. "... why we fighting miniature giant were-hamsters? And why they holding menorahs?" 2d6+1 * Dicesuke throws the bones for Chomei (2d6+1) and gets 13, a CRITICAL FAILURE!!! "Hey, a failure. Oh, by the way... I heard what you've been saying about me." (... Well fuck.) (WOOT.) (Chei, your boyfriend is LAME!) [Guard 2 moves to get in a better position to blast Chomei again. He fires, too, but doesn't hit squat.] I realize it is a dramatic change of strategy for this group, but it is evident that we need to flee. Now. [Guard #3 switches targets to Asanjya, and opens fire. Gimme a ranged def roll, Asanjya!] 2d6 * Dicesuke throws the bones for Asanjya (2d6) and gets 7. (Yeah, we knew how that was gonna turn out.) * Chomei blinks and blinks again. [Bullets strike Asanjya's arm and side.] * Asanjya hisses in pain. [Mr. Lau shakes his head. "Aw, don't go yet. If you do, our ambush will have been a failure."] [Dimitri rushes at Lazar, swinging his tonfa! Lazar needs two defense rolls again.] And that's a bad thing? 2d6 * Dicesuke throws the bones for Chie (2d6) and gets 5. 2d6 * Dicesuke throws the bones for Lazar (2d6) and gets 5. 2d6+2 * Dicesuke throws the bones for Lazar (2d6+2) and gets 10. ( Made the first, not the second. ) [Lazar dodges away from one Tonfa into the path of the other. The tonfa hits *hard*, putting a small dent in him.] [Asanjya's turn!] * Lazar grunts. "You hit me with menorah! That so lame!" * Asanjya looks around ... and makes for the door. [Guard #1 fires on Asanjya as she tries to run, but the bullets pass harmlessly by.] [Rei's turn!] 2d6+1 * Dicesuke throws the bones for Chie (2d6+1) and gets 5. Hey! * Chie shakes her head briefly. "Okay, that's it." * Rei points at Guard1. "Don't do that! Save parsley for the rest of us!" The white orb forms. "Disco Nova!" She shoots! 2d6-1 * Dicesuke throws the bones for Rei (2d6-1) and gets 6. (She scores!) [Wham! He topples over himself, rolls a couple of times, and doesn't get up.] [Shortly after, a similar white orb appears from nowhere and collides into the ground next to Rei's foot.] * Rei yelps. ( Did Mmm... ) ( I think I, um.... skipped two people? O.o ) (Possibly?) ( Chie and Chomei. You guys need to speak up @_@ ) [So... Chie! Go Chie!] (*eyes the time* Joy. Another combatant.) ( Or Lau. ) * Chie smirks, puts her sword up in a guard position, and starts her exorcism chant. 2d6-3 * Dicesuke throws the bones for Chie (2d6-3) and gets 5. [A Rei-like entity appears in a column of light!] [Chomei's turn!] (has it been mentioned latly that Rei's family tree is totaly screwed up?) (It's not my fault!) * Chomei looks about a little wildly, picks out one of the guards in his vision, and takes a shot at him. (I know there's only one guard really standing.) 2d6-1 * Dicesuke throws the bones for Chomei (2d6-1) and gets 9. (Aaaaand, I miss.) ( Further proof that Lazar, once the game ends, should become LAZAR, UEDA BANE. ) ( There's two. ) ( The first guard went down. ) [Either way, the arrow strikes the wall behind the guard.] ( And there's another barely standing? ) ( I was under the impression you were all attacking the same guard.] ) ( Ah, okie. More HP than your normal mook. =P ) [Guard #2 meanwhile fires a spread at Chomei! Def roll, Chomei!] 2d6 * Dicesuke throws the bones for Chomei (2d6) and gets 6. (Made by 0.) [Chomei avoids most of the bullets, but one of them clips his shoulder.] [Guard #3 targets Chie, firing a round at her. However, he doesn't succeed in hitting.] [Lau stands there. "And in the face of true danger they flee. Oh well, can't blame them." He turns to his troops. "Concentrate on killing at least one of them."] [Dimitri takes another two swings at Lazar! He needs to defend!] 2d6 * Dicesuke throws the bones for Lazar (2d6) and gets 6. 2d6+2 * Dicesuke throws the bones for Lazar (2d6+2) and gets 10. ( Nope and nope ) [Lazar gets pounded with two big swings.] [Chie's turn!] * Lazar grunts. "Bad hamster!" * Chie keeps up the exorcism. 2d6-3 * Dicesuke throws the bones for Chie (2d6-3) and gets 5. [The Rei spirit vanishes into the light.] [Chomei's turn!] * Chie exhales. "If you have a soul, may it find peace." She grips the hilt of her sword even more tightly. [Lau laughs. "A soul? What a useless thing to give clones."] * Chomei steps lightly and takes aim at the guards again. "Go down!" 2d6-1 * Dicesuke throws the bones for Chomei (2d6-1) and gets 10. (Geeze. >_<) [Chomei has a hard time hitting that guard @_@] [Lazar's turn!] * Lazar rears back, and tries to pummel the Hamster with the two menorahs (aka Dimitri) with a flurry of double-axehandle blows. (Golem Rage) 2d6-1 * Dicesuke throws the bones for Lazar (2d6-1) and gets 9. ( Nope! ) ( We're getting whomped. ) (Yeah...) [The Golem fury strikes past Dimitri uselessly.] ( Thought you might like a challenge ^^ ) [Asanjya's turn!] (Not on a night when we start late.) (Guess I should pull the stops, then. ^^;) (And wasn't last time a challenge?) (Yeah, if last time wasn't a challenge we might as well give up now.) ( I'm outta here... cyas ) * Asanjya shouts back to Chie since she's the only unstupid one. "Grab who you can and run!" She grabs two of the hostages by their shirt collars and drags them out the door. * Arsenal has quit IRC (Quit: Ah, technology. The most perverse of the mystic arts. ) [Rei's turn!] ( They're already outside. A few steps outside. ) (Who's up?) (Then screw the hostages.) ( Um. Guard 1, 2, Lau and Dimitri ) ( You guys want to pause this and pick up next week? ) (Sure, if people are going to sleep.) (I think it might be a good idea, given how tired Cham's getting.) (I am. It's far past time.) ( K... ) (I'm actually okay for a bit, but I'm fine with pausing.) ( Mmm... We'll finish the round. ) (Didn't we just start a new round?) Nope, we're on Rei. ( () ) ( Rei, then a bunch of npcs go, then that's it. ) (aight.) ( You can leave now if you like, Cham. ) (Night guys. Sorry.) ( Night. ) (Night Kate.) ( Either way, Rei needs to gogogo. ) * Rei spins and tosses nothing at Lau! (Mind Twister) 2d6+1 * Dicesuke throws the bones for Rei (2d6+1) and gets 10. * Asanjya has quit IRC (Quit: wugh. ) (Aww, miss.) [Accordingly, nothing happens to him!] ('night Cham.) [A big white orb appears out of nowhere, aiming at Chie, who needs to try to dodge!] * RDMgryphon is now known as AFKgryphon 2d6-2 * Dicesuke throws the bones for Chie (2d6-2) and gets 2. (Made by 3.) [Chie dodges!] [Then the guards take a shot. One at Rei, one at Chomei. Both need ranged def rolls.] 2d6+2 * Dicesuke throws the bones for Rei (2d6+2) and gets 6. (Ha no!) 2d6 * Dicesuke throws the bones for Chomei (2d6) and gets 10. (Nope!) [Rei is shot! Twice! Chomei only once.] [Session on hold.]