==Lukas and Border Guard==
<Brett> "<I say, what are you folkes doing out here? Where's your 
  vehicle?>"
<Lukas> <It'd take too long to explain, man. Where the hell are 
  we?>
<Brett> "<You're on the border between Sweden and Norway.  Didn't 
  you know that?>"
<Lukas> <Nope. Which side's got the closest town? And which 
  side's Norway?>
<Brett> "<That way's Norway.  As for towns, the nearest is a 
  couple miles down the highway.>"
<Lukas> <So, how far are we from Oslo?>
<Brett> "<'Bout fourty miles.">
<Lukas> <Nova. Thanks.>
<Brett> "<Are you folkes.... oh, nevermind.>"
<Lukas> <You know tourists. Always crazy.>

==Lukas and Grand Mongoose==
<Brett> <"Hi! Can I... help you?">
<Lukas> <You bet. Where are we?>
<Brett> "<You are in Skien, home of the Grand Mongoose, champion 
  of justice!  I bet you'd like an autograph.>"
<Lukas> <Of course I do. Have you seen a shorter guy than me with 
  white hair and glasses around? With books?>
<Brett> "<No.  Why? Does he want a challenge?>"
<Lukas> <No, he sounds way too short to, uh, beat you up. Could 
  you tell us where the nearest bookstore is, then?>
<Brett> "<Hmmmm.... No.  No, I couldn't.  The Grand Mongoose has 
  no time for books!>"
<Lukas> <Of course not.> *hands the paper/pen to him*
<Lukas> (*patiently waits for the paper to come back*)
<Brett> "<'Grand Mongoose, Champion of Justice.'  Here you go.  
  Remember, always fight for Justice. *wink* Sidekick.>"